Aulus: How the hell did this guy keep his medical license?
log_jammin: Steinman: Four-oh silk and ...done.Nurse: The nose looks terrific, Doctor Steinman ...Doctor?Steinman: You know, looking at her now... I didn't realize how much her face sags... Scalpel...Nurse: Excuse me?Steinman: Scalpel!Nurse: Uh, doctor, she's not booked for a face lift...Steinman: Let's just come in here and... *starts whistling*Nurse:Doctor... Stop cutting... Doctor, stop cutting... Get me the chief of surgery! Get me the chief of surgery NOW!!!
OhioUGrad: Isn't them being completely and totally fake and competing in fitness competitions akin to MLB players being roided up?
farkingismybusiness: [408x306 from http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110716212736/itsalwayssunny/im ages/a/a1/Hips_and_Nips.png image 408x306]Gotta make it sexy!
brobinson2001: In automotive terms: They've had 90% of their body cut out and bondo'd. Looks great, has a nice shine, but after a couple years, they'll hit a pothole or railroad track *just* the wrong way...and it'll all pop off, revealing all the hidden rust.
phrawgh: [400x302 from http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5gmsYVAk1qd745ko1_400.jpg image 400x302]She was hideous.There's an old saying, a very, very old saying: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". When we leave here, when we go to the village, try to think of that, Miss Tyler. Say it over and over to yourself. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".
gas giant: HipsTitsLipsPOWER!/Slightly obscure?
Wyckyd Sceptre: [601x408 from http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc156/556308/taggart-hedley_lamarr. jpg image 601x408]
skrame: Hey you farkers - what kind of cars are these?[634x424 from http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/26/article-0-1B779CBD000005DC-7 85_634x424.jpg image 634x424]
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