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(Daily Mail)   Plastic surgeon creates 'perfect wife' and then marries her. 'She was a total teardown - lips, nips, hips, and lips'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 115
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2013-08-26 11:27:02 PM  
How the hell did this guy keep his medical license?  There's a plastic surgeon in Des Moines who married one of his patients, a local TV reporter, and he came just this close to losing his license.  What saved him was that he waited a year after doing her boob job before dating her.
 
2013-08-26 11:44:28 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 11:51:52 PM  
static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-08-27 12:04:41 AM  

Aulus: How the hell did this guy keep his medical license?


Those abs. How can you blame her for saying yes.
 
2013-08-27 12:42:32 AM  
Wait, for a minute here I thought this was just another recap of Nip/Tuck Season 1. Paging Dr. Christian Troy...
 
2013-08-27 01:52:16 AM  
Steinman:  Four-oh silk and ...done.

Nurse:  The nose looks terrific, Doctor Steinman ...Doctor?

Steinman:  You know, looking at her now... I didn't realize how much her face sags... Scalpel...

Nurse:  Excuse me?

Steinman:  Scalpel!

Nurse:  Uh, doctor, she's not booked for a face lift...

Steinman:  Let's just come in here and... *starts whistling*
Nurse:Doctor... Stop cutting... Doctor, stop cutting... Get me the chief of surgery! Get me the chief of surgery NOW!!!
 
2013-08-27 02:14:11 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
Gotta make it sexy!
 
2013-08-27 02:14:49 AM  
SOOO MUCH SILICON!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!
 
2013-08-27 02:16:22 AM  
To be fair, she received far better results than most plastic surgery addicts.
 
2013-08-27 02:18:13 AM  
And yet, even if I didn't know she was fake, the trainer  in the background of the pics is still way hotter.
 
2013-08-27 02:19:28 AM  
I've seen that guy's abs somewhere else before . . .


tometheus.com
 
2013-08-27 02:20:02 AM  
He looks like he's had some work done as well.

I guess you could say they were... made for each other.

/YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!
 
2013-08-27 02:23:46 AM  
Approves:

www.mediabistro.com
 
2013-08-27 02:24:47 AM  
couldn't get rid of that crappy tattoo?
 
2013-08-27 02:24:49 AM  
Huh. Aren't most renos flipped?

emoryfx.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-27 02:25:07 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-27 02:25:42 AM  
Isn't them being completely and totally fake and competing in fitness competitions akin to MLB players being roided up?
 
2013-08-27 02:26:54 AM  
People like this make me sick. "Oh, look--I have a perfect body!*"

*Thanks to plastic surgery, lipsuction, and putting all manner of crap in my body that probably isn't supposed to be there.

I hope they both get a horrible disease from the botulism injections--and botulism, too. Because that's what they deserve.
 
2013-08-27 02:27:19 AM  

log_jammin: Steinman:  Four-oh silk and ...done.

Nurse:  The nose looks terrific, Doctor Steinman ...Doctor?

Steinman:  You know, looking at her now... I didn't realize how much her face sags... Scalpel...

Nurse:  Excuse me?

Steinman:  Scalpel!

Nurse:  Uh, doctor, she's not booked for a face lift...

Steinman:  Let's just come in here and... *starts whistling*
Nurse:Doctor... Stop cutting... Doctor, stop cutting... Get me the chief of surgery! Get me the chief of surgery NOW!!!


When Picasso became bored of painting people, he started representing them as cubes and other abstract forms. The world called him a genius! I've spent my entire surgical career creating the same tired shapes, over and over again: the upturned nose, the cleft chin, the ample bosom. Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could do with a knife what that old Spaniard did with a brush?
 
2013-08-27 02:27:47 AM  
In my dreams,
You're all I sees,
Boobs, butt, and knees,
Be my main squeeze!
 
2013-08-27 02:27:52 AM  
Then there was this guy:
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/99999999/FAMOUSIOWANS/41217 02 5/Stallings-James

His wife, referenced in the article had serious facial injuries, including the loss of both lips.  He reconstructed them using tissue from the lining of her vagina.

The guy was a very talented surgeon but a total dick to deal with if you were not a patient.  I had occasion to have to deal with him a few times on insurance claims.  The guy charged a flat $100 fee for a one page medical report and that was in 1984 dollars.  Every insurance claims adjuster I knew back then hated his guts.
 
2013-08-27 02:31:59 AM  

OhioUGrad: Isn't them being completely and totally fake and competing in fitness competitions akin to MLB players being roided up?


That's what i was wondering. Seems a little unfair to have surgically sculpted abs.

The daughter seems to have a good attitude, and luckily the wife didn't go for the super fake looking generic face that all the chicks on real housewives of beverly hills have. The hubby sounds a Lil creepy and obsessive.
 
2013-08-27 02:33:45 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [408x306 from http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110716212736/itsalwayssunny/im ages/a/a1/Hips_and_Nips.png image 408x306]
Gotta make it sexy!


came for this, high five
 
2013-08-27 02:35:24 AM  
The whole Pygmalion aspect of this that subby invoked doesn't bother me so much.  As has been pointed out above, this woman is an addict and would have had that work done anyhow, probably at greater cost.  The part that made me cringe was the quote from the daughter/stepdaughter.

FTFA: "I would never want to get surgery, because it's not really you, like I want to be myself."

It can't be easy being 9 years old and sane in a house full of crazy.  Won't somebody please think of the children?!
 
2013-08-27 02:38:45 AM  
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

You know, most faces need a little remodeling but this is a total teardown
 
2013-08-27 02:40:16 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
She was hideous.

There's an old saying, a very, very old saying: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". When we leave here, when we go to the village, try to think of that, Miss Tyler. Say it over and over to yourself. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".
 
2013-08-27 02:49:38 AM  
We now have our Before pictures. See you all in a few years, when this injection molded tart looks like unfiltered ass, then we will have our After pics.
 
2013-08-27 02:52:20 AM  
People augment themselves every day, from eyeglasses, to corrective footwear and clothing for shaping bodies.   Yet people get freaked out about this.   We're not neanderthals anymore people - wake up, it's the 21st century.   All of you in your mid-20's or earlier, there will come a point where there's parts of your body you don't like -- and know they won't get better without external help; most of you farkers who are over 30 are just jealous because you have neither the money nor the expertise to do exactly what you want with your bodies.
 
2013-08-27 02:56:45 AM  
The thing about this is, I don't have any feeling of envy towards either of them. When I look at someone who day in and day out puts in the requisite work to have the real lean muscle, to have the actual strength and endurance, someone who is really healthy, then I feel envy. People who pay for things like fake abs and biceps don't interest me at all because none of it is real.

As a marathon runner, I'll never probably be as big or as cut as he is, but I feel infinitely more accomplished than either of them ever will. And I'm pretty ok with that, actually.
 
2013-08-27 02:57:19 AM  
In automotive terms: They've had 90% of their body cut out and bondo'd. Looks great, has a nice shine, but after a couple years, they'll hit a pothole or railroad track *just* the wrong way...and it'll all pop off, revealing all the hidden rust.
 
2013-08-27 02:59:08 AM  
He's a doc and that's the best he can do?  She must suck a mean dick
 
2013-08-27 03:01:02 AM  
www.wearysloth.com

/approves
 
2013-08-27 03:01:08 AM  
Hips
Tits
Lips

POWER!

/Slightly obscure?
 
2013-08-27 03:01:48 AM  
And if he created the perfect wife, why is her mouth not sewn shut?
 
2013-08-27 03:01:55 AM  
well he has a Lambo and what looks like a Maserati?

Even though it's not my dream Murcielago -- he's still doing better than me.   Best I've done in 2008 was get myself a spanking new 08 Z06.  Car was sex.

On the topic of his wife -- sure she's pretty hot for being older and having a kid and all that.  But as a sensible man if I tallied up all the money I spent to keep a woman like that around, he could have probably had 5 more Lambo's in the garage.
 
2013-08-27 03:04:22 AM  
'We have scales in the house, basically in the master bedroom,' he said.


Wow. He sounds like a real barrel of freakin' laughs.
 
2013-08-27 03:05:23 AM  

brobinson2001: In automotive terms: They've had 90% of their body cut out and bondo'd. Looks great, has a nice shine, but after a couple years, they'll hit a pothole or railroad track *just* the wrong way...and it'll all pop off, revealing all the hidden rust.


"I see he sold you on the 'Tijuana supremo' package."
 
2013-08-27 03:09:01 AM  
 "Veronica Matlock met her husband David when she went for vaginoplasty surgery after the birth of her daughter Isabella, now aged nine."


WTF
O_o
 
2013-08-27 03:10:15 AM  

brobinson2001: In automotive terms: They've had 90% of their body cut out and bondo'd. Looks great, has a nice shine, but after a couple years, they'll hit a pothole or railroad track *just* the wrong way...and it'll all pop off, revealing all the hidden rust.


Buddy backed into my door, on a 76 Camaro when I was a kid. He promised to fix it. We laid it on the driveway and poured 2 (maybe 3) GALLONS of Bondo into the void, after running some screws (deck screws) into the door and putting chicken wire around the screws. It was still hot after days. Sculpted it down perfect and Dupli-Color'd it, it looked great. Sold the car months later to what ended up being a neighbor of another buddy. Less than a week after he bought it, that whole chunk of bondo fell off in his driveway. It was still gooey inside.
 
2013-08-27 03:12:46 AM  

phrawgh: [400x302 from http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5gmsYVAk1qd745ko1_400.jpg image 400x302]
She was hideous.

There's an old saying, a very, very old saying: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". When we leave here, when we go to the village, try to think of that, Miss Tyler. Say it over and over to yourself. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".


Thank you
 
2013-08-27 03:14:24 AM  
Wasn't this the subplot in Godfather for Sonny's whore?
 
2013-08-27 03:16:22 AM  
Fark SoCal anyway. I mean, I know some great people there, even a few into the cult of The Body. But basically I feel the way I do about metro NY, where I know some great people, too: fark it. Fark it right in the ear.
 
2013-08-27 03:32:00 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

How long before her step-father thinks 'Hmmm, I need to fix that face'?

/what?!
 
2013-08-27 03:34:41 AM  
These people seem really nice and down to earth.
 
2013-08-27 03:37:35 AM  

gas giant: Hips
Tits
Lips

POWER!

/Slightly obscure?


No, a friend of mine used to have this shirt.
 
2013-08-27 03:40:45 AM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: [601x408 from http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc156/556308/taggart-hedley_lamarr. jpg image 601x408]


I was going for that reference, but then I realized that the second lips were a different pair of lips from the first lips.
 
2013-08-27 03:43:24 AM  
Hey Bruce Jenner--what's your opinion on this?

Oh...you can't give us a facial expression because your face is frozen like that? Too bad.
 
2013-08-27 03:56:10 AM  
Hey you farkers - what kind of cars are these?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-08-27 03:58:28 AM  
Am I reading this correctly? He sculpts his muscles by surgically depositing fat? Explains those abs I guess.
 
2013-08-27 03:59:18 AM  

skrame: Hey you farkers - what kind of cars are these?

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Lambo left, Maserati right.
 
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