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(Orlando Sentinel)   "You just committed a murder. What are you going to do now?" "I'm going to Disney World and hope no one recognizes me"   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 22
    More: Florida, Disney, United States Marshals Service, murders, East Hartford, fugitive from justice, u.s. federal  
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2013-08-27 01:14:39 AM  
realitywives.net
 
2013-08-27 01:35:36 AM  
6 previous arrests, some of which were gun offenses....at some point you have to just lock these farktards up and throw away the key. Preferably before their 7th arrest.
 
2013-08-27 01:39:09 AM  
It's a small world after all.
 
2013-08-27 01:43:45 AM  
i.imgur.com

Snoop Dog?
 
2013-08-27 01:43:57 AM  
Would hiding in a dirtbag hotel waiting to be turned in by the manager be better?

Hiding in plain site among tourist having a good time might be as good as anything if in that position.
 
2013-08-27 01:45:51 AM  
Heh... Killed someone, know they're going to throw your ass in jail, might as well go spend all your money at Disney before they catch up with you.
 
2013-08-27 01:51:37 AM  
I'd ask why the hell anyone with such a... distinctive hair style wouldn't cut that shiat off before going on the lam, but it's been well-established that someone who would shoot someone in front of a club isn't exactly a paragon of cunning planning.

/My plan involves shaving at a minimum
//And not being seen when I shoot someone
///Oh, and also NOT SHOOTING SOMEONE
 
2013-08-27 01:54:11 AM  

gerbilpox: [579x400 from http://i.imgur.com/b3LJqg9.jpg image 579x400]

Snoop Dog?


Came for the goofy look alike reference - leaving gratified.
 
2013-08-27 01:56:48 AM  
JayCab
I'd ask why the hell anyone with such a... distinctive hair style wouldn't cut that shiat off before going on the lam, but it's been well-established that someone who would shoot someone in front of a club isn't exactly a paragon of cunning planning.
/My plan involves shaving at a minimum
//And not being seen when I shoot someone
///Oh, and also NOT SHOOTING SOMEONE


I was sort of thinking the same way, like trying to get into Mexico, assuming he had the resources.

But then again that sort of thing requires planning and self-control, something people that shoot others in front of night clubs usually don't do.
 
2013-08-27 02:10:23 AM  

wildcardjack: Heh... Killed someone, know they're going to throw your ass in jail, might as well go spend all your money at Disney before they catch up with you.


This.  I doubt they thought they could hide so much as they just wanted to fulfill some childhood dream before their life was over.
 
2013-08-27 02:51:56 AM  

Alonjar: wildcardjack: Heh... Killed someone, know they're going to throw your ass in jail, might as well go spend all your money at Disney before they catch up with you.

This.  I doubt they thought they could hide so much as they just wanted to fulfill some childhood dream before their life was over.


Going to Disney World?

My childhood dream would be killing someone and then fleeing to Bali for a life of being waited on hand and foot; but to each their own, I guess.
 
2013-08-27 03:28:19 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-27 05:14:04 AM  

JayCab: I'd ask why the hell anyone with such a... distinctive hair style wouldn't cut that shiat off before going on the lam, but it's been well-established that someone who would shoot someone in front of a club isn't exactly a paragon of cunning planning.

/My plan involves shaving at a minimum
//And not being seen when I shoot someone
///Oh, and also NOT SHOOTING SOMEONE


It's the not shooting someone that really clinches it.
 
2013-08-27 05:21:12 AM  

Kahabut: It's the not shooting someone that really clinches it.


If you don't shoot someone, why bother with the plan to begin with!
 
2013-08-27 05:23:31 AM  

gerbilpox: Snoop Dog?


Very funny, but.....haven't you heard the news yet? The artist formerly known as Snoop Dog is now called Snoop Lion.

(WTF? You might say.....)

Yeah, I know! I was befuddled myself when I found out about it. Talk about a strange rebranding of oneself.

/ still waiting for that next Snoop Lion album to come out, tho.
 
2013-08-27 06:28:52 AM  

Jayberrysparklesalot: gerbilpox: Snoop Dog?

Very funny, but.....haven't you heard the news yet? The artist formerly known as Snoop Dog is now called Snoop Lion.

(WTF? You might say.....)

Yeah, I know! I was befuddled myself when I found out about it. Talk about a strange rebranding of oneself.

/ still waiting for that next Snoop Lion album to come out, tho.


he comes acoss a complete tool imo. he had given up the weed, but that's obviously gone by the wayside

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/apr/06/snoop-dogg-lion-intervi ew
 
2013-08-27 06:36:36 AM  

Jayberrysparklesalot: gerbilpox: Snoop Dog?

Very funny, but.....haven't you heard the news yet? The artist formerly known as Snoop Dog is now called Snoop Lion.

(WTF? You might say.....)

Yeah, I know! I was befuddled myself when I found out about it. Talk about a strange rebranding of oneself.


People were tired of his *wink* doggie style *wink*.
 
2013-08-27 07:29:53 AM  

Enemabag Jones: Would hiding in a dirtbag hotel waiting to be turned in by the manager be better?

Hiding in plain site among tourist having a good time might be as good as anything if in that position.


Disney World is not a plain site. It used to be a swamp, but now there's nothing plain about it.
 
2013-08-27 09:36:18 AM  
Rickie and Julian are wanted for questioning...Leahy and Randy are out looking for them as we speak.
 
2013-08-27 10:38:24 AM  
 
2013-08-27 10:42:36 AM  
You know, if you kill someone in CT, hiding in FL isn't that terrible an idea.

I'm actually amazed he was found.

If he'd decided to hide in Bumblefark, IL, he'd probably still be free, though.
 
2013-08-27 11:03:27 AM  
When you are looking for a scumbag, Florida is the first place you check.
 
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