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2013-08-26 05:46:41 PM  
Farking brilliant.  Great find, subby.
 
2013-08-26 07:35:57 PM  
Humanity will be reduced to roving tribes of barbarians.
 
2013-08-26 07:37:11 PM  
 
2013-08-26 07:40:59 PM  
Amazing...
 
2013-08-26 07:44:18 PM  
The prescience of The Onion can be downright spooky.
 
2013-08-26 07:45:57 PM  
Well, since it was all over the news, I saw some clips of it. Looked like an 8 years olds idea of what a sexy dance would look like.
 
2013-08-26 07:47:49 PM  
Predictions made in jest are often more accurate than the experts because they come from a gut feeling.
 
2013-08-26 07:47:59 PM  
Gonna be a great harvest this year.
 
2013-08-26 07:51:51 PM  
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Isn't that Lady Gaga in the picture on the bottem right?

This is the live feed video from the MTV website, no? These videos are synchronized, right?

So isn't Will Smith and his family making these faces at Lady Gaga?
 
2013-08-26 07:53:38 PM  
This reminds me of the time i predicted on fark that Gmail would be used to surp our privacy, and farkers called me paranoid.
 
2013-08-26 07:58:40 PM  

fisker: [599x345 from http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/f/f2/fark_f2nect37BLwadapp9uOWZVL zTy4.jpg?t=al6Mar8uGHV__E4Y10ogig&f=1378094400 image 599x345]


Isn't that Lady Gaga in the picture on the bottem right?

This is the live feed video from the MTV website, no? These videos are synchronized, right?

So isn't Will Smith and his family making these faces at Lady Gaga?




Yes, and if you watch the replay instead of a screen shot you see that the daughter is chewing gum and will is grooving. And lady gaga was flashing her bare ass all over the place, yet people are outraged at Miley? Odd thing, celebrity is
 
2013-08-26 07:59:01 PM  

simplicimus: Well, since it was all over the news, I saw some clips of it. Looked like an 8 years olds idea of what a sexy dance would look like.


A professional dancer agrees with you (from eight headlines down):

The steps that are supposed to be sexy are all there- the ass shaking, the hip moves...but her execution of these steps reminds me of how 7-year-olds I've taught would execute them.
 
2013-08-26 07:59:22 PM  
#PeakCyrus
 
2013-08-26 07:59:36 PM  
Lady GaGa's ass is fantastic btw..
 
2013-08-26 08:01:47 PM  

Fireproof: Gonna be a great harvest this year.


...but who's gonna be next?
 
2013-08-26 08:07:46 PM  

Apos: The prescience of The Onion can be downright spooky.


The only logical explanation is that they're time travelers that have come to warn us.  This isn't a satire site.
 
2013-08-26 08:09:31 PM  

Fireproof: Gonna be a great harvest this year.


I don't think miley cyrus belongs in that category. What has she really done that is crazy?

The responses to her show last night were mostly pearl clutching and the media needing something to report.
 
2013-08-26 08:13:33 PM  
Am I the only one who pictures this when I see her posted on Fark?

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-08-26 08:15:14 PM  
I'm going to have nightmares about Miley's tongue finally escaping from her mouth and going on a killing spree.
 
2013-08-26 08:16:52 PM  

Surool: Fireproof: Gonna be a great harvest this year.

...but who's gonna be next?


Amanda Bynes.
 
2013-08-26 08:16:56 PM  

Surool: Fireproof: Gonna be a great harvest this year.

...but who's gonna be next?


Amanda Bynes is next up.
Miley isn't going to be ready for at least 3-4 more years. Hell, she hasn't even started her downward spiral
 
2013-08-26 08:19:32 PM  

oukewldave: Am I the only one who pictures this when I see her posted on Fark?

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There are several of those on the imgur front page today.
 
2013-08-26 08:19:44 PM  

fusillade762: Surool: Fireproof: Gonna be a great harvest this year.

...but who's gonna be next?

Amanda Bynes.


*Shakes tiny, impotent fist of rage*
 
2013-08-26 08:21:12 PM  

FreetardoRivera: Fireproof: Gonna be a great harvest this year.

I don't think miley cyrus belongs in that category. What has she really done that is crazy?

The responses to her show last night were mostly pearl clutching and the media needing something to report.


Watch the South Park episode again. Cyrus is the one the townspeople all had interest in as soon as they started thinking about next year's harvest.
 
2013-08-26 08:21:48 PM  

fusillade762: simplicimus: Well, since it was all over the news, I saw some clips of it. Looked like an 8 years olds idea of what a sexy dance would look like.

A professional dancer agrees with you (from eight headlines down):

The steps that are supposed to be sexy are all there- the ass shaking, the hip moves...but her execution of these steps reminds me of how 7-year-olds I've taught would execute them.


Thanks for the reminder that we reached Peak Britney a decade ago.

/sob
 
2013-08-26 08:23:10 PM  
Echesketchistan.


lulz
 
2013-08-26 08:24:06 PM  

Fireproof: Gonna be a great harvest this year.


Miley's got a good seven years left in her. Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, and Shia Leboeuf, on the other hand...
 
2013-08-26 08:34:01 PM  
My favorite bit of onion prophecy: Gilette.
 
2013-08-26 08:34:13 PM  

styckx: Lady GaGa's ass is fantastic btw..


This much is true.
 
2013-08-26 08:53:39 PM  
Awesome. Here's hoping the racist porn star prophecy comes true.

/Big black fark-ox
 
2013-08-26 08:59:41 PM  

fisker: [599x345 from http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/f/f2/fark_f2nect37BLwadapp9uOWZVL zTy4.jpg?t=al6Mar8uGHV__E4Y10ogig&f=1378094400 image 599x345]


Isn't that Lady Gaga in the picture on the bottem right?

This is the live feed video from the MTV website, no? These videos are synchronized, right?

So isn't Will Smith and his family making these faces at Lady Gaga?


No, they're making faces because daddy farted.
 
2013-08-26 09:02:33 PM  

styckx: Lady GaGa's ass is fantastic btw..


Her baps aren't half-bad either.
 
2013-08-26 09:10:10 PM  
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2013-08-26 09:12:43 PM  
Another one for Farker The Onion is Prophetic's profile.
 
2013-08-26 09:15:34 PM  

pivazena: Yes, and if you watch the replay instead of a screen shot you see that the daughter is chewing gum and will is grooving. And lady gaga was flashing her bare ass all over the place, yet people are outraged at Miley? Odd thing, celebrity is


People were only "outraged" that:

1) She was so bad
2) The whole thing was so completely not sexy
3) It was really weird

It wasn't outrage.  It was "WTF"?
 
2013-08-26 09:15:55 PM  

fusillade762: simplicimus: Well, since it was all over the news, I saw some clips of it. Looked like an 8 years olds idea of what a sexy dance would look like.

A professional dancer agrees with you (from eight headlines down):

The steps that are supposed to be sexy are all there- the ass shaking, the hip moves...but her execution of these steps reminds me of how 7-year-olds I've taught would execute them.


Why is a "professional dancer" teaching 7-year-olds that harmful move?
 
2013-08-26 09:17:07 PM  
Hey, I found the thread where people repeat things they saw elsewhere as their own original material! I should hotlink a macro that illustrates that concept.
 
2013-08-26 09:20:58 PM  

fustanella: fusillade762: simplicimus: Well, since it was all over the news, I saw some clips of it. Looked like an 8 years olds idea of what a sexy dance would look like.

A professional dancer agrees with you (from eight headlines down):

The steps that are supposed to be sexy are all there- the ass shaking, the hip moves...but her execution of these steps reminds me of how 7-year-olds I've taught would execute them.

Why is a "professional dancer" teaching 7-year-olds that harmful move?


Rent requires money.
 
2013-08-26 09:41:02 PM  

Ecobuckeye: Hey, I found the thread where people repeat things they saw elsewhere as their own original material! I should hotlink a macro that illustrates that concept.


A gif would be better
 
2013-08-26 09:59:29 PM  

fusillade762: Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning


Came to make sure this was linked.

The Onion often swings and misses, but when they hit, wow, do they hit hard.
 
2013-08-26 10:10:36 PM  

murray208: My favorite bit of onion prophecy: Gilette.


This one was by far their greatest prophecy...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of -p eace-and-pros,464/
 
2013-08-26 10:33:49 PM  
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What can I say about Miley Cyrus that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan; She looks bombed out and depleted.
 
2013-08-26 11:00:52 PM  
Fark you guys.
t1.gstatic.com
Stop hating on my girlfriend.
 
2013-08-26 11:27:04 PM  
A few years back Jamie Fox had to make a public apology for saying that Miley Cyrus would be on a stripper pole someday.
 
2013-08-26 11:27:08 PM  
Jimmy Kimmel:"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Miley Cyrus? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure Kentucky. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the Disney Corporation."

JK: "You were ten years old. You went to live with cousins at a chicken ranch in Montana. And...?"


Miley:[tears begin forming in her eyes] And one morning, I just ran away.
Jimmy Kimmel:No "just", Miley. What set you off? You started at what time?
Miley Cyrus: Early, still dark.
Jimmy Kimmel: Then something woke you, didn't it? Was it a dream? What was it?
Miley Cyrus: I heard a strange noise.
Jimmy Kimmel: What was it?
Miley Cyrus: It was... screaming. Some kind of screaming, like a child's voice. Like maybe Webigail.
Jimmy Kimmel: What did you do?
Miley Cyrus: I went downstairs, outside. I crept up into the hen house. I was so scared to look inside, but I had to.
Jimmy Kimmel: And what did you see, Miley? What did you see?
Miley Cyrus: Chickens. The chickens were screaming.
Jimmy Kimmel: They were slaughtering the young pullets?
Miley Cyrus: And they were screaming.
Jimmy Kimmel: And you ran away?
Miley Cyrus: No. First I tried to free them. I... I opened the latch to their crates, but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run.
Jimmy Kimmel: But you could and you did, didn't you?
Miley Cyrus: Yes. I took one chicken, and I ran away as fast as I could.
Jimmy Kimmel: Where were you going, Miley?
Miley Cyrus: I don't know. I didn't have any food, any water and it was very cold, very cold. I thought, I thought if I could save just one, but... he was so heavy. So heavy. I didn't get more than a few miles when the my agent's limo picked me up. The rancher was so angry he sent me to live at Celebration Station. I never saw the ranch again.
Jimmy Kimmel: What became of your chicken, Miley?
Miley Cyrus: They killed him.
 
2013-08-27 12:41:27 AM  

meanmutton: pivazena: Yes, and if you watch the replay instead of a screen shot you see that the daughter is chewing gum and will is grooving. And lady gaga was flashing her bare ass all over the place, yet people are outraged at Miley? Odd thing, celebrity is

People were only "outraged" that:

1) She was so bad
2) The whole thing was so completely not sexy
3) It was really weird

It wasn't outrage.  It was "WTF"?


I finally broke down and watched it, though I typically try to avoid stupid celebrity stuff.

It was farking awful. No one cares that she was wearing that bikini-looking thing. It was that she tried far too hard to be a "bad girl" and it came off as ridiculous. A younger Madonna would have pulled that off with at least some style.
 
2013-08-27 01:07:15 AM  
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2013-08-27 01:13:47 AM  

T.rex: This reminds me of the time i predicted on fark that Gmail would be used to surp our privacy, and farkers called me paranoid.


That's probably because there's no such thing as "surping."

And if you meant to say "usurp," you'd still be wrong, as our privacy is not a leadership position which can be overthrown. "Violated" or perhaps "compromised," but not "usurped."

/pedant
 
2013-08-27 01:21:19 AM  

fusillade762: Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning


That is too true to be funny.

OK, no, its still funny.  Sad, but funny.
 
2013-08-27 01:25:32 AM  
It looked like she was having the biggest seizure ever.
 
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