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(Chicago Trib)   Dallas Cowboys' videoboard causes embarrassing incident during game, other than when it shows Tony Romo playing football   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 74
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2013-08-26 05:05:48 PM  
This isn't the first time it's affected a game, is it?

/Jerry knew exactly what he was doing.
 
2013-08-26 05:07:19 PM  
Preseason football... serious bidness
 
2013-08-26 05:07:50 PM  
Thanks, Romo.
 
2013-08-26 05:11:06 PM  

UNC_Samurai: This isn't the first time it's affected a game, is it?

/Jerry knew exactly what he was doing.


It is the second time that a punt has hit the vidja board in preseason. It has never hit it during the regular season.
 
2013-08-26 05:11:50 PM  

UNC_Samurai: This isn't the first time it's affected a game, is it?

/Jerry knew exactly what he was doing.


It was hit once in the first preseason game ever. Never during an actual game.

When I was at the Silver and Blue debut I sat on the 50 yard line 2 rows up & watched him try to hit it. Took a couple of tries but he hit it just like what happened in the game. Not sure why it's an issue for it to happen in a meaningless preseason game, though. It's within the league's specifications.
 
2013-08-26 05:17:16 PM  

robsul82: Thanks, Romo.


1:  Steal any gif from r/wheredidthesodago

2:  Add "THANKS, ROMO" at the end

3:  Enjoy lulz/Di's errant ballistic objects of rage
 
2013-08-26 05:18:43 PM  

UNC_Samurai: robsul82: Thanks, Romo.

1:  Steal any gif from r/wheredidthesodago

2:  Add "THANKS, ROMO" at the end

3:  Enjoy lulz/Di's errant ballistic objects of rage


My favorite is this one:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 05:22:01 PM  

Di Atribe: It is the second time that a punt has hit the vidja board in preseason. It has never hit it during the regular season.


that kinda pisses me off.  remember all the handwringing here and elsewhere when the NFL announced the rule change or whatever, for if a punt hits the damn thing?  all the hullabaloo and for naught.

NAUGHT, I say!
 
2013-08-26 05:23:24 PM  
Romo can't be any worse than Sanchez.
 
2013-08-26 05:26:26 PM  

ManateeGag: Romo can't be any worse than Sanchez.


5.....4......3........2......
 
2013-08-26 05:26:54 PM  

ManateeGag: Romo can't be any worse than Sanchez.


Man its not fair at all to compare Romo to Sanchez. Romo is a real NFL qb, Sanchez is just a foot fetishist's hook up.
 
2013-08-26 05:28:39 PM  
I think its stupid they rekick.  Punters in the nfl should have absolute control of their kicks.  Dont want it to fark up your kick?  Dont hit it.
 
2013-08-26 05:29:51 PM  
Cowboys' special teams are special.

Look at their motherfarkin gotch-eyed coach...

cdn3.sbnation.com

...and tell me that his mom wasn't drinking and smoking right into the delivery room.
 
2013-08-26 05:30:39 PM  
Yes sir, Jerry Jones must be pretty psyched about that videoboard of his right about now.

Get rid of the thing! It cost us a pre-season game!
 
2013-08-26 05:31:15 PM  
Except that it didn't...
 
2013-08-26 05:31:38 PM  

SenorBenedict: ManateeGag: Romo can't be any worse than Sanchez.

Man its not fair at all to compare Romo to Sanchez. Romo is a real NFL qb, Sanchez is just a foot fetishist's hook up.


Sanchez actually leads the league in a few stats, like "Worst Contract" and "Best Example of How Little Playoff Wins Actually Mean For Individual Skill"
 
2013-08-26 05:31:54 PM  

muck4doo: Yes sir, Jerry Jones must be pretty psyched about that videoboard of his right about now.

Get rid of the thing! It cost us a pre-season game!


It didn't though, the cowboys won the game anyway.
 
2013-08-26 05:33:00 PM  

Treygreen13: SenorBenedict: ManateeGag: Romo can't be any worse than Sanchez.

Man its not fair at all to compare Romo to Sanchez. Romo is a real NFL qb, Sanchez is just a foot fetishist's hook up.

Sanchez actually leads the league in a few stats, like "Worst Contract" and "Best Example of How Little Playoff Wins Actually Mean For Individual Skill"


Most likely to have his name mean a new horrible sex act.
 
2013-08-26 05:33:32 PM  

SenorBenedict: muck4doo: Yes sir, Jerry Jones must be pretty psyched about that videoboard of his right about now.

Get rid of the thing! It cost us a pre-season game!

It didn't though, the cowboys won the game anyway.


It's just a click-grab. They know we'll talk Cowboys all day so they'll put basically anything up with the word "Tony Romo" in it.
 
2013-08-26 05:42:02 PM  

Treygreen13: Sanchez actually leads the league in a few stats, like "Worst Contract"


i find it ironic that Tannenbaum is now an agent, after putting his signature to one of the more inexcusable contracts in recent league history.  how much are the Jets on the hook for, right now, guaranteed, to say nothing of whatever he got in the first 2-3 years of his tenure?  I think they locked into him for about $20 or $22M.  there were some stories in the preseason about how wedded they were to his contract.

unreal.
 
2013-08-26 05:44:14 PM  

Treygreen13: SenorBenedict: muck4doo: Yes sir, Jerry Jones must be pretty psyched about that videoboard of his right about now.

Get rid of the thing! It cost us a pre-season game!

It didn't though, the cowboys won the game anyway.

It's just a click-grab. They know we'll talk Cowboys all day so they'll put basically anything up with the word "Tony Romo" in it.


Hey Trey, I got a gif that I was wondering if you could do your magic to resize to fark limits...

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/ponzholio/ivmRv0D_zps54e43c6 d. gif

Not sure where I'll use it... but it will be used...
 
2013-08-26 05:44:37 PM  

elguerodiablo: I think its stupid they rekick.  Punters in the nfl should have absolute control of their kicks.  Dont want it to fark up your kick?  Dont hit it.


The rekick is for the benefit of the return team.

Punters do have control, which is why this only happens during practice pre-season.
 
2013-08-26 05:47:40 PM  

UNC_Samurai: 3: Enjoy lulz/Di's errant ballistic objects of rage


Rage? Just because I'm right about something & you don't like it, that doesn't I'm angry. You overestimate the anger contained in my pixels.

rickythepenguin: that kinda pisses me off. remember all the handwringing here and elsewhere when the NFL announced the rule change or whatever, for if a punt hits the damn thing? all the hullabaloo and for naught.

NAUGHT, I say!


I tried to tell y'all and then you're like, NO IT'LL BE THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD, and then it wasn't, but did anyone come back and say, "Damn, I should've listened to Di?" No. Not one of you little ungrateful little trolls said thank you. Well YOU'RE WELCOME and you should listen to me more in the future.


Treygreen13: They know we'll talk Cowboys all day so they'll put basically anything up with the word "Tony Romo" in it.


I just assume it's Fark's siren song to me. They do it when they miss me. "Di. Come back. You haven't posted in 24 hours. Here's a Romo thread!"
 
2013-08-26 05:48:37 PM  

Ponzholio: Treygreen13: SenorBenedict: muck4doo: Yes sir, Jerry Jones must be pretty psyched about that videoboard of his right about now.

Get rid of the thing! It cost us a pre-season game!

It didn't though, the cowboys won the game anyway.

It's just a click-grab. They know we'll talk Cowboys all day so they'll put basically anything up with the word "Tony Romo" in it.

Hey Trey, I got a gif that I was wondering if you could do your magic to resize to fark limits...

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/ponzholio/ivmRv0D_zps54e43c6 d. gif

Not sure where I'll use it... but it will be used...


Already got one of those made, actually.

i291.photobucket.com
Made it for Di earlier today.
 
2013-08-26 05:48:59 PM  

Treygreen13: Ponzholio: Treygreen13: SenorBenedict: muck4doo: Yes sir, Jerry Jones must be pretty psyched about that videoboard of his right about now.

Get rid of the thing! It cost us a pre-season game!

It didn't though, the cowboys won the game anyway.

It's just a click-grab. They know we'll talk Cowboys all day so they'll put basically anything up with the word "Tony Romo" in it.

Hey Trey, I got a gif that I was wondering if you could do your magic to resize to fark limits...

http://i635.photobucket.com/albums/uu74/ponzholio/ivmRv0D_zps54e43c6 d. gif

Not sure where I'll use it... but it will be used...

Already got one of those made, actually.

[378x227 from http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll293/treygreen13/ivmRv0D_zpsa02755 8f.gif image 378x227]
Made it for Di earlier today.


Sweet.
 
2013-08-26 05:49:53 PM  
Also, in other hilarious news, the NFLPA is trying to get the workout bonus cash for Aaron Hernandez.

Talk about your bad PR.
 
2013-08-26 05:50:15 PM  

UNC_Samurai: robsul82: Thanks, Romo.

1:  Steal any gif from r/wheredidthesodago

2:  Add "THANKS, ROMO" at the end

3:  Enjoy lulz/Di's errant ballistic objects of rage


Well, hell, that's just a ripoff of the "Thanks, Obama" meme...
 
2013-08-26 05:51:50 PM  

Treygreen13: workout bonus cash


WTH is workout bonus cash?
 
2013-08-26 05:54:25 PM  

IlGreven: UNC_Samurai: robsul82: Thanks, Romo.

1:  Steal any gif from r/wheredidthesodago

2:  Add "THANKS, ROMO" at the end

3:  Enjoy lulz/Di's errant ballistic objects of rage

Well, hell, that's just a ripoff of the "Thanks, Obama" meme...


That's sort of the point. And Di, I was referring to the impending rage when a thread inevitably becomes a hundred gifs of "Thanks Romo!"


Because Fark never tries to see how far into the ground they can run a joke; ask the Ha-Ha Quaker Guy.
 
2013-08-26 05:57:11 PM  

Di Atribe: Treygreen13: workout bonus cash

WTH is workout bonus cash?


$82,000 worth of incentives to attend workouts, apparently. That will buy you a lot of cigarettes in prison.
 
2013-08-26 05:57:24 PM  

Di Atribe: WTH is workout bonus cash?


derrrr, money you got for "voluntary" working out.  don't you remember the story abotu the 49er who didn't know he had to work out at the team facility to get his bonus?

OK HERE YOU GO

Cornerback scheduled to earn $2.925 million in the final year of his contract. However, since Brown opted to do his offseason training at his home in Texas, instead of participating in the 49ers' workout program in Santa Clara, Calif., that escalator has voided and his base salary has returned to his original $925,000, a source with knowledge of Brown's contract details confirmed to "Shutdown Corner". Brown was also scheduled to receive a $75,000 workout bonus, but that has vanished, as well.

OUCH!!!!
 
2013-08-26 06:01:51 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Because Fark never tries to see how far into the ground they can run a joke; ask the Ha-Ha Quaker Guy.


I mean, we got that out of our system in one giant thread, right? I mean, we got all the lolPresidents out of our system in one thread. I don't think I've seen one since.
 
2013-08-26 06:05:19 PM  
I still like the Ha-Ha guy...
 
2013-08-26 06:08:01 PM  

Treygreen13: $82,000 worth of incentives to attend workouts, apparently.


rickythepenguin: derrrr, money you got for "voluntary" working out. don't you remember the story abotu the 49er who didn't know he had to work out at the team facility to get his bonus?


Wha? I want a buncha money for working out! Good gravy, I'd be so hot, fighting off the menfolk left & right! I mean, ya PAY ME, I'm all over it!

Meanwhile, back in reality, pass the M&M's.
 
2013-08-26 06:13:20 PM  
I drafted tony romo as my starting ff qb. I got him in the 8th. The room laughed (giants fans). He's tony homo they said. He's not an nfl qb they said.

/then got rg3 in the tenth.
//absurd draft.
 
2013-08-26 06:19:16 PM  

thecpt: I drafted tony romo as my starting ff qb. I got him in the 8th. The room laughed (giants fans). He's tony homo they said. He's not an nfl qb they said.

/then got rg3 in the tenth.
//absurd draft.


Romo is a decent FF qb. RG3 to me is the more untested bet amongst those 2.
 
2013-08-26 06:23:32 PM  

SenorBenedict: thecpt: I drafted tony romo as my starting ff qb. I got him in the 8th. The room laughed (giants fans). He's tony homo they said. He's not an nfl qb they said.

/then got rg3 in the tenth.
//absurd draft.

Romo is a decent FF qb. RG3 to me is the more untested bet amongst those 2.


I figured rgtrois had enough upside to justify being a closely drafted back up qb. But week 1 matchup is a puzzler. Romo vs gnats or red epidermis versus Oregon 1.1.
 
2013-08-26 06:24:32 PM  

thecpt: I drafted tony romo as my starting ff qb. I got him in the 8th. The room laughed (giants fans). He's tony homo they said. He's not an nfl qb they said.

/then got rg3 in the tenth.
//absurd draft.


Sounds like you're in a league with some morons. Did you remind them Tony was the 9th highest fantasy point scorer last year? Or were you waiting to surprise them later when you drafted the 6th?
 
2013-08-26 06:25:18 PM  
Aren't the giants on their 3rd stringers to start at this point? Though chip kelly's defense isn't exactly vaunted either. I'd say go for RG3 against the iggles, at the very least it would be the conventional wisdom.
 
2013-08-26 06:26:02 PM  

SenorBenedict: Aren't the giants on their 3rd stringers to start at this point? Though chip kelly's defense isn't exactly vaunted either. I'd say go for RG3 against the iggles, at the very least it would be the conventional wisdom.


Well I'd check on RG3's status but the Cowboys are going to at least try to run the ball to start the season.
 
2013-08-26 06:26:41 PM  

Treygreen13: thecpt: I drafted tony romo as my starting ff qb. I got him in the 8th. The room laughed (giants fans). He's tony homo they said. He's not an nfl qb they said.

/then got rg3 in the tenth.
//absurd draft.

Sounds like you're in a league with some morons. Did you remind them Tony was the 9th highest fantasy point scorer last year? Or were you waiting to surprise them later when you drafted the 6th?


Wait who was sixth? It can't be Robbie can it? Thought he missed 2 games.
 
2013-08-26 06:26:58 PM  
  Both times the ball didn't hit the screen framework, but that stupid Mistubishi sign hanging below the framework. Just move the advertisement to the top of the screen, instead of below it.
 
2013-08-26 06:28:13 PM  
Romo looks confident more than usual, and mentally, I believe Dez is ready.  I even saw flashes of the old Miles Austin this past game running in the middle of the field. Of course one time it was in the end zone so he couldn't get hit, but he was wide open for a TD.  .
A reminder of what Romo has already accomplished for being a bum.  Unfortunately anything short of a Super Bowl will always be failure for a Cowboys superstar.

NFL all-time records
Career Passing
Tony Romo #5 All-Time Passer Rating 95.6
Tony Romo #6 All-Time Yards Per Attempt: 7.9
 
2013-08-26 06:29:41 PM  

thecpt: Treygreen13: thecpt: I drafted tony romo as my starting ff qb. I got him in the 8th. The room laughed (giants fans). He's tony homo they said. He's not an nfl qb they said.

/then got rg3 in the tenth.
//absurd draft.

Sounds like you're in a league with some morons. Did you remind them Tony was the 9th highest fantasy point scorer last year? Or were you waiting to surprise them later when you drafted the 6th?

Wait who was sixth? It can't be Robbie can it? Thought he missed 2 games.


It was. Standard scoring, all players:

Brees
Brady
Rodgers
Newton (in spite of his abysmal start)
Peyton Manning
RG3
Adrian Peterson
Matt Ryan
Tony Romo

and then quite a bit of space

and then at #20 is Eli Manning, under Andy Dalton and Josh Freeman, heh.

If only you had that list when they all laughed.
 
2013-08-26 06:29:44 PM  

Treygreen13: SenorBenedict: Aren't the giants on their 3rd stringers to start at this point? Though chip kelly's defense isn't exactly vaunted either. I'd say go for RG3 against the iggles, at the very least it would be the conventional wisdom.

Well I'd check on RG3's status but the Cowboys are going to at least try to run the ball to start the season.


Yeah and the Vikings in theory want Ponder to throw a 20 yard + touchdown, but we all know that sure as fark is not going to happen.

You do bring up the point RG3 might not actually play, where as Romo is guarenteed to start.
 
2013-08-26 06:29:57 PM  

Treygreen13: SenorBenedict: Aren't the giants on their 3rd stringers to start at this point? Though chip kelly's defense isn't exactly vaunted either. I'd say go for RG3 against the iggles, at the very least it would be the conventional wisdom.

Well I'd check on RG3's status but the Cowboys are going to at least try to run the ball to start the season.


Welp, that means demarco only makes it to week 5 before his detachable body parts start falling off, and replacements are found from what's left in Felix's locker.
 
2013-08-26 06:30:47 PM  
Besides if you are leading with Romo you can change your team name to Romolicious.

You had a bad day...
 
2013-08-26 06:32:53 PM  

Treygreen13: thecpt: Treygreen13: thecpt: I drafted tony romo as my starting ff qb. I got him in the 8th. The room laughed (giants fans). He's tony homo they said. He's not an nfl qb they said.

/then got rg3 in the tenth.
//absurd draft.

Sounds like you're in a league with some morons. Did you remind them Tony was the 9th highest fantasy point scorer last year? Or were you waiting to surprise them later when you drafted the 6th?

Wait who was sixth? It can't be Robbie can it? Thought he missed 2 games.

It was. Standard scoring, all players:

Brees
Brady
Rodgers
Newton (in spite of his abysmal start)
Peyton Manning
RG3
Adrian Peterson
Matt Ryan
Tony Romo

and then quite a bit of space

and then at #20 is Eli Manning, under Andy Dalton and Josh Freeman, heh.

If only you had that list when they all laughed.


Thanks to di's lovely and insightful profile, I was able to remember bro cocho's records somewhat off the top of my head.
 
2013-08-26 06:34:01 PM  

SenorBenedict: Yeah and the Vikings in theory want Ponder to throw a 20 yard + touchdown, but we all know that sure as fark is not going to happen.


Demarco Murray *can* run and this new offensive coordinator is going to at least try, unlike last year when Jason Garrett decided "fark it I'm going full Andy Reid" and had the Cows pass 65% of the time. He'll run like crazy until his knees explode in week 3 or whatever tragedy befalls him.
 
2013-08-26 06:34:46 PM  

thecpt: I drafted tony romo as my starting ff qb. I got him in the 8th. The room laughed (giants fans). He's tony homo they said. He's not an nfl qb they said.

/then got rg3 in the tenth.
//absurd draft.


That's so funny because in our draft, Eli wasn't picked up until the very end as someone's backup. Hm. Of course, Romo was one of my keepers, so it wasn't even a question where he went. :)


JohnnyRebel88: NFL all-time records
Career Passing
Tony Romo #5 All-Time Passer Rating 95.6
Tony Romo #6 All-Time Yards Per Attempt: 7.9


Damn, you talk real sexy.


Treygreen13: and then at #20 is Eli Manning, under Andy Dalton and Josh Freeman, heh.


You, too.
 
2013-08-26 06:36:16 PM  
I couldn't see taking Eli manning at all. He's way too inconsistent for regular season play. Like Rex Ryan's coaching style.
 
2013-08-26 06:37:20 PM  

SenorBenedict: Besides if you are leading with Romo you can change your team name to Romolicious.


You know they stole that character from me, right? And the "had a bad day" is from us! IT'S FROM US! ESPN, YOU OWE US ALL BIG TIME! Or is it NFL? I should get that straight first....


thecpt: Thanks to di's lovely and insightful profile, I was able to remember bro cocho's records somewhat off the top of my head.


*solitary sportstear*

I'm so proud.
 
2013-08-26 06:37:36 PM  

SenorBenedict: I couldn't see taking Eli manning at all. He's way too inconsistent for regular season play. Like Rex Ryan's coaching style.


One is consistently bad there. Kind of unfair.
 
2013-08-26 06:39:51 PM  

Di Atribe: SenorBenedict: Besides if you are leading with Romo you can change your team name to Romolicious.

You know they stole that character from me, right? And the "had a bad day" is from us! IT'S FROM US! ESPN, YOU OWE US ALL BIG TIME! Or is it NFL? I should get that straight first....


thecpt: Thanks to di's lovely and insightful profile, I was able to remember bro cocho's records somewhat off the top of my head.

*solitary sportstear*

I'm so proud.


Its the NFL that does the had a bad day song every other farking commercial. Though at this point I'm more angry at the never ending apple I whatever commercials that seemingly go on for like 2 minutes.

Well that and NBC's ads for their farking horrible shows.
 
2013-08-26 06:47:51 PM  

Di Atribe: thecpt: I drafted tony romo as my starting ff qb. I got him in the 8th. The room laughed (giants fans). He's tony homo they said. He's not an nfl qb they said.

/then got rg3 in the tenth.
//absurd draft.

That's so funny because in our draft, Eli wasn't picked up until the very end as someone's backup. Hm. Of course, Romo was one of my keepers, so it wasn't even a question where he went. :)


I still blame Romo for my 5 point loss in the fantasy championship game two seasons ago.

/The man played with a punctured lung, but a bruised pinky finger was a show stopper
//Second place again last year, but I can't blame Romo for that.
 
2013-08-26 06:51:01 PM  

Treygreen13: Standard scoring, all players:

Brees


Looking it up is so nice.  Fool.
 
2013-08-26 06:51:12 PM  

degenerate-afro: Di Atribe: thecpt: I drafted tony romo as my starting ff qb. I got him in the 8th. The room laughed (giants fans). He's tony homo they said. He's not an nfl qb they said.

/then got rg3 in the tenth.
//absurd draft.

That's so funny because in our draft, Eli wasn't picked up until the very end as someone's backup. Hm. Of course, Romo was one of my keepers, so it wasn't even a question where he went. :)

I still blame Romo for my 5 point loss in the fantasy championship game two seasons ago.

/The man played with a punctured lung, but a bruised pinky finger was a show stopper
//Second place again last year, but I can't blame Romo for that.


I always come in second as well. Never won a league because my guys always blow it in the championship.
 
2013-08-26 06:54:43 PM  

degenerate-afro: Di Atribe: thecpt: I drafted tony romo as my starting ff qb. I got him in the 8th. The room laughed (giants fans). He's tony homo they said. He's not an nfl qb they said.

/then got rg3 in the tenth.
//absurd draft.

That's so funny because in our draft, Eli wasn't picked up until the very end as someone's backup. Hm. Of course, Romo was one of my keepers, so it wasn't even a question where he went. :)

I still blame Romo for my 5 point loss in the fantasy championship game two seasons ago.

/The man played with a punctured lung, but a bruised pinky finger was a show stopper
//Second place again last year, but I can't blame Romo for that.


Always a bridesmaid never a bride.
 
2013-08-26 06:55:08 PM  
I aint saying nothing. Di gets crazy if I talk Romo.
 
2013-08-26 06:57:21 PM  
Go Skins
 
2013-08-26 07:15:02 PM  
Di Atribe: Of course, Romo was one of my keepers, so it wasn't even a question where he went. :)

I can't decide what I should do.  I am in a keeper league as well. I have AP and the 9th pick.  I live in PA so the rest of the league hates Romo because they're dimwits.  I am throwing Aaron Rogers back in the pot and kinda know who the rest of the league is keeping.  So as to my dillema...

I know how other people draft, and already kinda know who they are going for in the 2nd round,

I know that if I take Dez with my 9th pick, Romo has a better chance of being available on the way back down.  I know that Dez will be taken 2 picks after me with the #10 pick.  My buddy was feeling me out and then I just told him I might take Dez, as he knows that I draft for 1 Superstar in each position.  I know he won't be taking Romo because he is a die hard Eagles fan, but he would take Dez.  I think I might take Dez if their isn't another top 3 WR available.  I also am always the first to draft a kicker.  I won last year and almost won my other league with Romo.

I believe we all got a taste of what Dez could do in the final 8 games of the year.  He and Romo remind me of Irvin/Aikman... but more athletic.  If the Boys had an O-line like Troy and Emmit, Murray would probably rush for 1500 yds.  That is the weakness of the Cowboys.  Romo with time = TD's.
 
2013-08-26 07:34:29 PM  
Treygreen13:

Already got one of those made, actually.

[378x227 from http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll293/treygreen13/ivmRv0D_zpsa02755 8f.gif image 378x227]
Made it for Di earlier today.


I would have I would have guessed Sanchez would be comfortable with 2 balls coming at his face.
 
2013-08-26 07:59:17 PM  
Is this our NFL cut thread?
 
2013-08-26 09:36:41 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Is this our NFL cut thread?


Saints IR Wil Smith and trade for Niners Parys Harralson
 
2013-08-26 09:57:51 PM  

mikaloyd: HaywoodJablonski: Is this our NFL cut thread?

Saints IR Wil Smith and trade for Niners Parys Harralson


Ouch. As if the Saints defense needed any setbacks.
 
2013-08-26 10:58:37 PM  
Tebow made the first cut. Woohoo!
 
2013-08-26 11:12:46 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: mikaloyd: HaywoodJablonski: Is this our NFL cut thread?

Saints IR Wil Smith and trade for Niners Parys Harralson

Ouch. As if the Saints defense needed any setbacks.


From what I can tell from Niners fan forums, they seem to have liked him.  Which is good.  Hell, the worst Niners LB has to be an improvement.
 
2013-08-26 11:19:56 PM  

SenorBenedict: Its the NFL that does the had a bad day song every other farking commercial. Though at this point I'm more angry at the never ending apple I whatever commercials that seemingly go on for like 2 minutes.


Really? I'm completely done with the AT&T U-verse ads with the 14 year old "old timers." I don't know if that's just a Cowboys thing with the whole AT&T marriage or what, but got-damn just STFU and watch the game, you little twerps.


degenerate-afro: /The man played with a punctured lung, but a bruised pinky finger was a show stopper


He didn't need his lungs to grip & throw the ball properly, hello. I also lost my league that year thanks to that game. The other dude beat me by like, 10 points. If Romo had stayed in the game, I would've destroyed him. And when I say "lost," I mean that I came in 2nd & still managed to haul in $200. So.
 
2013-08-26 11:26:46 PM  
The worst ad in the football universe in 2013 is that ad with the munchkin voiced whore squealing "straight to Julio"
 
2013-08-26 11:35:06 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: I know that if I take Dez with my 9th pick, Romo has a better chance of being available on the way back down. I know that Dez will be taken 2 picks after me with the #10 pick. My buddy was feeling me out and then I just told him I might take Dez, as he knows that I draft for 1 Superstar in each position. I know he won't be taking Romo because he is a die hard Eagles fan, but he would take Dez. I think I might take Dez if their isn't another top 3 WR available. I also am always the first to draft a kicker. I won last year and almost won my other league with Romo.


I'd take Dez if I were you, unless your friends are trolls & they would pick Romo just to use as trade bait. I'm paranoid about that, but everyone knows how much I love Romo. I'd say only 2 of my pals in my IRL league are underhanded enough to burn a draft pick just to troll me. But I'm still paranoid.

Anyway. Dez looks downright beastly so far this year. Maybe he's got his head on straight this year. Also, have you considered joining the church of DeMarco Murray? The kingdom of heaven is at hand.

In other "you did what!?" news, last year, I picked up the 49ers defense fairly early & they helped me win a few games. Nobody questioned me this year, so you do what you do. Having a top-notch defense or kicker seems to be severely underrated in most leagues.
 
2013-08-27 12:19:32 AM  

Di Atribe: SenorBenedict: Its the NFL that does the had a bad day song every other farking commercial. Though at this point I'm more angry at the never ending apple I whatever commercials that seemingly go on for like 2 minutes.

Really? I'm completely done with the AT&T U-verse ads with the 14 year old "old timers." I don't know if that's just a Cowboys thing with the whole AT&T marriage or what, but got-damn just STFU and watch the game, you little twerps.


degenerate-afro: /The man played with a punctured lung, but a bruised pinky finger was a show stopper

He didn't need his lungs to grip & throw the ball properly, hello. I also lost my league that year thanks to that game. The other dude beat me by like, 10 points. If Romo had stayed in the game, I would've destroyed him. And when I say "lost," I mean that I came in 2nd & still managed to haul in $200. So.


Sounds like a local cowboys thing, the only At&T commercials I get in western washington are the hilarious marketing dude with the kids.

Though he did have a commercial with NBA hall of famers where they picked on larry bird once.
 
2013-08-27 02:14:31 AM  

SenorBenedict: Besides if you are leading with Romo you can change your team name to Romolicious.

You had a bad day...


Is it wrong that I never, ever got tired of that commercial?
 
2013-08-27 05:44:23 AM  
Watch it all unfold here.

*Clicks link*
Go to video about the Jets.

/FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
//So sick of hearing about the farking Jets.
 
2013-08-27 11:48:45 AM  

dickfreckle: SenorBenedict: Besides if you are leading with Romo you can change your team name to Romolicious.

You had a bad day...

Is it wrong that I never, ever got tired of that commercial?


NO!

And I must admit that I never got tired of people seeing that commercial & thinking of me (sooooo self-centered, I know). Samesies with the Troy Barkman spot, which I can't even remember what that one was advertising.
 
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