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(Science Daily)   A physicist may have figured out if that damned cat is alive or dead. Or maybe not   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Schrodinger, caterpillars, quantum superposition, quantum physics, physical review, quantum states, American Physical Society, University of Arkansas  
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4161 clicks; posted to Geek » on 26 Aug 2013 at 6:02 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-26 06:47:37 PM  
2 votes:
I'm really tired of hearing about that cat and, frankly, I don't care if it's alive or dead. What I want to know is, where is my FTL internet connection, Mr. Quantum scientist dude.

Oh, and would it kill you guys make a cheap, self-locating TV remote control?  How about entangling my remote control to the coffee table.
2013-08-27 05:45:33 PM  
1 vote:
Does the cat continue to consume half of it's normal food and water per day while in the box until you open it up at which point it eats all or none of it?
2013-08-26 08:13:35 PM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: ou're all a bunch of Luddites. Science is just a bunch of ideas and stuff, and computers got better and a scientist was wrong once, so anything is possible.

Please seek help, anti-space-sphere.
2013-08-26 08:06:31 PM  
1 vote:
Heisenberg just sent the cat to Belize.
2013-08-26 07:23:37 PM  
1 vote:
This thread is making me hungry.  And given me an urge to join the ASPCA.
2013-08-26 06:50:05 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know why this took so long. It's a perfectly simple equation...

2013-08-26 06:39:12 PM  
1 vote:

Donnchadha: It's really easy to know if the cat is alive or dead -- you look in the damn box.

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