Saul T. Balzac: old_toole: LeroyBourne: I find it funny that there's still people these days that think the horn is gonna make traffic go any faster.It helps when that stupid biatch on the phone ahead of me is not paying attention to the light that just changed,I don't think I've ever honked my car's horn...Twice in my life I've waited a complete cycle behind an inattentive driver who never noticed they got a green arrow to turn left. In both these cases, I refused to honk the horn to alert them to the arrow (partly because I hate the sound of my car's horn, partly because I was curious to see if they would ever look up from their phones...they didn't) which resulted in BOTH of us missing the opportunity to turn left.Typically, there's someone behind me who honks his horn instead, relieving me of the burden of doing so. In those two aforementioned instances, however, there was no one to honk on my behalf and I just couldn't summon the strength to do it myself./I'm totes zen about driving
Krieghund: Honking is free speech.Saying "fark you" to a cop is free speech.
Cletus C.: This is a post from the air show's facebook page. I now believe the driver spent the day near this woman and all charges should be dismissed.
FrancoFile: Impatient, self-centered asshat is impatient, self-centered...
blatz514: Hey, we Oshkoshians know how to run shiat!
LesserEvil: [276x151 from http://img2u.info/ckgni/i/gfda888c7.jpg image 276x151]Officer in question?
LeroyBourne: I find it funny that there's still people these days that think the horn is gonna make traffic go any faster.
dabbletech: Cop lost points for having a bicycle helmet.
PsiChick: CSS: One time, when my family was in Vegas, my mom took a wrong turn (Vegas: Do not try to drive there without a map, and do not forget to buy a map for Henderson at the edge of Death Valley, that's the only place they sell it,) and we wound up driving on the strip. At one point, traffic came to a standstill. Naturally, the car behind us began honking like it was going out of style. My mom threatened that, the next time he honked, she would get out, walk over, and say, "You summoned me?"./Unfortunately, it didn't happen//The smackdown would've been epic///With the smart money on my mom
fastfxr: FrancoFile: Impatient, self-centered asshat is impatient, self-centered...Pretty much ALL cops are...
The Flexecutioner: Shorelinefarker: I was working as an inspector on a road construction project last summer. At one point, one of the traffic signals was turned off for reconfiguration, so flaggers were letting one direction through the intersection at a time. Traffic got pretty heavy by mid-afternoon, so it was taking two or three cycles for queued traffic to get through. One guy waiting in the southbound queue three or four cars back started laying on his horn. As the other southbound drivers gave him the stink eye, the flaggers mysteriously let the eastbound, northbound, and westbound traffic through three times before they remembered to let southbound traffic through.god i hate people like that. punishing a whole row of drivers for one asshole is worse than the guy laying on his horn.
ultraholland: taoistlumberjak: Why do I get the feeling that this guy's truck has one or more of the following;most definitely a Gadsden flag license plate and/or sticker somewhere on the vehicle.
KrustyKitten: fusillade762: Had this happen to me once in bumper to bumper traffic once. On a three lane bridge the guy in the truck behind me is honking constantly and flipping me off. Buddy, what the fark do you expect me to do? There's nowhere to go.I just smiled and waved at him, which had the desired effect of infuriating him even further.I prefer to blow kisses in addition to the smiling and waving. Yes, I'm irritated but watching some jackhole in the car behind me completely lose his shiat seems to calm me in a weird way.
fusillade762: Had this happen to me once in bumper to bumper traffic once. On a three lane bridge the guy in the truck behind me is honking constantly and flipping me off. Buddy, what the fark do you expect me to do? There's nowhere to go.I just smiled and waved at him, which had the desired effect of infuriating him even further.
Cletus C.: This is a post from the air show's facebook page. I now believe the driver spent the day near this woman and all charges should be dismissed.[50x50 from https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-prn2/1117657_13114982 01_1666799648_q.jpg image 50x50]Candace Weiss: Shame on you, ABE, for not offering gluten-free foods. Thanks to you, I starved most of the day since there wasn't anything I could safely eat except lemonade. I didn't even buy the popcorn because I wasn't sure if it had any seasonings on it that weren't gluten-free. I am actually grateful for Jim Fiore (one of the K9 officers at the airport) got me a soda so I wouldn't have any problems driving to Red Robin on Airport where they bent over backwards for me to make sure my order was gluten-free. Oh, how I wish that ABE would have done the same for me and for others who have to be on a special diet. If I had the choice, I'd sure as hell would have bought the deep-fried Oreos and a hamburger with a regular bun. Thanks to wheat allergies, I can no longer enjoy them. Your horrible hospitality when it comes to vending got a poor review on my food blog! Next time you do something like this, get it right!
Cletus C.: Stuck in traffic an hour leaving an air show? That seriously is some farked up traffic control.
OregonVet: Yah, weekend warrior cops get a ticket book in their pocket for one day a year, you better believe they'll figure out a way to use it or even better get the opportunity to slap the cuffs on anyone in their way so they can brag about it on Monday.
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