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2013-08-26 05:49:30 PM
5 votes:
This is a post from the air show's facebook page. I now believe the driver spent the day near this woman and all charges should be dismissed.


fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.netCandace Weiss: Shame on you, ABE, for not offering gluten-free foods. Thanks to you, I starved most of the day since there wasn't anything I could safely eat except lemonade. I didn't even buy the popcorn because I wasn't sure if it had any seasonings on it that weren't gluten-free. I am actually grateful for Jim Fiore (one of the K9 officers at the airport) got me a soda so I wouldn't have any problems driving to Red Robin on Airport where they bent over backwards for me to make sure my order was gluten-free. Oh, how I wish that ABE would have done the same for me and for others who have to be on a special diet. If I had the choice, I'd sure as hell would have bought the deep-fried Oreos and a hamburger with a regular bun. Thanks to wheat allergies, I can no longer enjoy them. Your horrible hospitality when it comes to vending got a poor review on my food blog! Next time you do something like this, get it right!
2013-08-26 09:40:03 PM
4 votes:

Saul T. Balzac: old_toole: LeroyBourne: I find it funny that there's still people these days that think the horn is gonna make traffic go any faster.

It helps when that stupid biatch on the phone ahead of me is not paying attention to the light that just changed,

I don't think I've ever honked my car's horn...

Twice in my life I've waited a complete cycle behind an inattentive driver who never noticed they got a green arrow to turn left.  In both these cases, I refused to honk the horn to alert them to the arrow (partly because I hate the sound of my car's horn, partly because I was curious to see if they would ever look up from their phones...they didn't) which resulted in BOTH of us missing the opportunity to turn left.

Typically, there's someone behind me who honks his horn instead, relieving me of the burden of doing so.  In those two aforementioned instances, however, there was no one to honk on my behalf and I just couldn't summon the strength to do it myself.

/I'm totes zen about driving


You sir, are the worst ambulance driver I have ever met in my entire life.
2013-08-26 09:34:06 PM
3 votes:
I remember seeing some douche in a BMW, honking at the car ahead of him in bumper-to-bumper traffic. The guy in front couldn't move, because he had nowhere to go. Some homeless street kid walked over to the BMW, stuck his face in the window and yelled, "WHERE THE F**K DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA GO? THE F**KIN' LIGHT IS RED!" Then he calmly walked away.
2013-08-26 05:43:31 PM
3 votes:
Miller said "What the (expletive) are you doing, I'm not under arrest" and "you broking my (expletive) window, this is why people hate cops," records say.

I like to imagine this is literally what was said.
2013-08-26 05:34:39 PM
3 votes:
img2u.info
Officer in question?
2013-08-26 05:31:28 PM
3 votes:
The Lehigh Valley Airshow? All that effort to see a FedEx truck, a four-seat Cessna and a copy of "Big 'Uns" Chuck Yeager once rubbed one out to back in '72
2013-08-26 05:27:52 PM
3 votes:
No poop in the story so it's not funny to me.
2013-08-26 05:27:13 PM
3 votes:
i130.photobucket.com
2013-08-26 06:10:06 PM
2 votes:

Krieghund: Honking is free speech.
Saying "fark you" to a cop is free speech.


Will you be my internet lawyer?
2013-08-26 06:00:29 PM
2 votes:

Cletus C.: This is a post from the air show's facebook page. I now believe the driver spent the day near this woman and all charges should be dismissed.


Ho-lee carp.  I know the glutenacs can get a little pissy when they can't have their cookie, but THAT WOMAN....


I honestly have no words other than if she's married I wish the husband a sweet painless death.  Soon.
2013-08-26 05:57:15 PM
2 votes:

FrancoFile: Impatient, self-centered asshat is impatient, self-centered...


But enough about the cop!
2013-08-26 05:40:05 PM
2 votes:

blatz514: Hey, we Oshkoshians know how to run shiat!


You do, B'Gosh!
2013-08-26 05:36:23 PM
2 votes:

LesserEvil: [276x151 from http://img2u.info/ckgni/i/gfda888c7.jpg image 276x151]
Officer in question?


Nah.
www.dvdizzy.com
He was too busy jumping the shark for Autism.
2013-08-26 05:29:38 PM
2 votes:

LeroyBourne: I find it funny that there's still people these days that think the horn is gonna make traffic go any faster.


It helps when that stupid biatch on the phone ahead of me is not paying attention to the light that just changed,
2013-08-26 05:29:28 PM
2 votes:
Did the cop handle it the wrong way? Maybe.

Was the guy a choad who deserved to get arrested for being such a choad? Absolutely.

... now, did I hear something about Miley Cyrus?
2013-08-26 05:28:05 PM
2 votes:

dabbletech: Cop lost points for having a bicycle helmet.


And the short shorts.
2013-08-26 05:21:04 PM
2 votes:
Cop lost points for having a bicycle helmet.
2013-08-27 01:25:39 AM
1 votes:
During the Atlanta Olympics, some of the hotels put flyers in the rooms that had helpful tips on reducing friction with the locals. One was something like: "It may be that in your home city, it is acceptable behavior to immediately begin honking your car horn when the light turns green. In the American South, horn honking is generally considered a grave personal insult. What may be commonplace behavior in New York City may, instead, result in serious injury in the Atlanta Metro area. We therefore suggest that you refrain from using the car horn unless you are in imminent danger by a driver that is not paying attention"

That one and "People will generally smile, nod and speak to you here. This is not a threat, it is considered polite behavior"
2013-08-27 12:28:25 AM
1 votes:

PsiChick: CSS: One time, when my family was in Vegas, my mom took a wrong turn (Vegas: Do  not try to drive there without a map, and do  not forget to buy a map for Henderson at the edge of Death Valley, that's the only place they sell it,) and we wound up driving on the strip. At one point, traffic came to a standstill. Naturally, the car behind us began honking like it was going out of style. My mom threatened that, the next time he honked, she would get out, walk over, and say, "You summoned me?".

/Unfortunately, it didn't happen
//The smackdown would've been  epic
///With the smart money on my mom


CSB: My family and I were stuck in traffic leaving Bay City, MI after their famous annual fireworks show when my uncle got out of the car.  He walked ahead and started directing traffic.  We were all surprised that it worked and after we passed him a ways, he caught up to us and got back in.  He is a large man who can carry a large appliance by himself, I know this because he does for his job.

Compares little to the time the same uncle was driving grandma around when a trucker cut him off causing an incident.  The trucker got out screaming and scared my uncle too much to get out to confront, which really surprises me knowing the kind of fights my uncle has been through.  Anyway 4'10" 90 lb grandma gets out and proceeds to let the trucker have it.  The trucker then sheepishly apologizes to my uncle.  I wish I was there for this story, I didn't believe till I heard straight from uncle's mouth.
2013-08-26 09:47:40 PM
1 votes:

fastfxr: FrancoFile: Impatient, self-centered asshat is impatient, self-centered...

Pretty much ALL cops are...


It's always funny how my roommate remembers every instance of police brutality from New York to San Diego when he's hauled up for going seventy in a school zone.

Sure, sometimes the police are abusive thugs who overstep their authority. And sometimes, Jasper, you done farked up.
2013-08-26 08:51:31 PM
1 votes:
If this guy was harboring that much anger just from sitting in traffic then it was a good thing he was arrested before he could blow up on someone somewhere else.  In fact he sounds like such a giant asshole that its a shame he wasn't pistol-whipped in front of a crowd and then tasered in the street.
2013-08-26 08:02:26 PM
1 votes:

The Flexecutioner: Shorelinefarker: I was working as an inspector on a road construction project last summer.  At one point, one of the traffic signals was turned off for reconfiguration, so flaggers were letting one direction through the intersection at a time.  Traffic got pretty heavy by mid-afternoon, so it was taking two or three cycles for queued traffic to get through.  One guy waiting in the southbound queue three or four cars back started laying on his horn.  As the other southbound drivers gave him the stink eye, the flaggers mysteriously let the eastbound, northbound, and westbound traffic through three times before they remembered to let southbound traffic through.

god i hate people like that.  punishing a whole row of drivers for one asshole is worse than the guy laying on his horn.


That was my first thought, but then I saw the other southbound drivers giving the flaggers the thumbs-up. :-)
2013-08-26 08:01:25 PM
1 votes:
Yea, well when a uniform is wearing a bicycle helmet, people don't always look for the gun and real badge to see its a real cop and not some rent-a-shmuck.

But yea, F*CK air show traffic to all F*cking hell, along with the person in charge who doesn't care about traffic control to keep shiat moving.

i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 07:17:43 PM
1 votes:

ultraholland: taoistlumberjak: Why do I get the feeling that this guy's truck has one or more of the following;

most definitely a Gadsden flag license plate and/or sticker somewhere on the vehicle.


See, I wasn't trying to go political, but I saw that in my head as well.
2013-08-26 07:11:49 PM
1 votes:
taoistlumberjak: Why do I get the feeling that this guy's truck has one or more of the following;

most definitely a Gadsden flag license plate and/or sticker somewhere on the vehicle.
2013-08-26 07:10:02 PM
1 votes:
A farking douche who hates cops. What is his fark handle?
2013-08-26 07:02:28 PM
1 votes:
Why do I get the feeling that this guy's truck has one or more of the following;

- Truck nuts
- Giant tires
- Smoke stacks
- A gun rack, sans guns
- An american flag/crying eagle painted on the back window
- A confederate flag bumper sticker
- A bumper sticker stating that their kid beat up your honor student
2013-08-26 07:00:52 PM
1 votes:

KrustyKitten: fusillade762: Had this happen to me once in bumper to bumper traffic once. On a three lane bridge the guy in the truck behind me is honking constantly and flipping me off. Buddy, what the fark do you expect me to do? There's nowhere to go.

I just smiled and waved at him, which had the desired effect of infuriating him even further.


I prefer to blow kisses in addition to the smiling and waving.  Yes, I'm irritated but watching some jackhole in the car behind me completely lose his shiat seems to calm me in a weird way.


I had a sudden mysterious engine malady once. I think the honking must have caused it because it cleared up just as soon as the guy stopped honking.
2013-08-26 06:53:51 PM
1 votes:
fusillade762: I just smiled and waved at him, which had the desired effect of infuriating him even further.

I had the same thing happen (WTF is it with people being angry on the road? We're obviously all in this mess together) and I gave the sassiest dismissive hand wave. I thought he was going to rip his steering wheel off and then maybe my head.
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-08-26 06:34:04 PM
1 votes:
"Miller said "You can't (expletive) arrest me," records say "


This reminds me of the ass clowns who jump to the front of the line then proclaim " you can't do anything, there's no law against it".
2013-08-26 06:29:05 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Had this happen to me once in bumper to bumper traffic once. On a three lane bridge the guy in the truck behind me is honking constantly and flipping me off. Buddy, what the fark do you expect me to do? There's nowhere to go.

I just smiled and waved at him, which had the desired effect of infuriating him even further.


I had that happen to me too. It was a woman in an escalade. She was trying to get ahead of everyone and had a yappy little dog on her lap. All of uswaved at her and smiled. Set her off too. We just laughed. Later when she was trying to be queen of the highway she almost hit a 18 wheeler hauling pipes.
2013-08-26 05:54:49 PM
1 votes:

Cletus C.: This is a post from the air show's facebook page. I now believe the driver spent the day near this woman and all charges should be dismissed.


[50x50 from https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-prn2/1117657_13114982 01_1666799648_q.jpg image 50x50]Candace Weiss: Shame on you, ABE, for not offering gluten-free foods. Thanks to you, I starved most of the day since there wasn't anything I could safely eat except lemonade. I didn't even buy the popcorn because I wasn't sure if it had any seasonings on it that weren't gluten-free. I am actually grateful for Jim Fiore (one of the K9 officers at the airport) got me a soda so I wouldn't have any problems driving to Red Robin on Airport where they bent over backwards for me to make sure my order was gluten-free. Oh, how I wish that ABE would have done the same for me and for others who have to be on a special diet. If I had the choice, I'd sure as hell would have bought the deep-fried Oreos and a hamburger with a regular bun. Thanks to wheat allergies, I can no longer enjoy them. Your horrible hospitality when it comes to vending got a poor review on my food blog! Next time you do something like this, get it right!


Dear Candace: DIAF, KTHXBYE.
2013-08-26 05:53:35 PM
1 votes:
FTFA:

"You can't (expletive) arrest me."

Eventually was Miller handcuffed and arrested. Miller, of the 800 block of Second Street, is charged with reckless endangerment, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. He was arraigned by District Judge David Howells Jr. and was released today on $10,000 bail.

LOL. When keepin' it real goes wrong.

Also: "This is why people hate cops," from the asshole honking at people whose cars can't move because they're stuck in traffic.

Jesus, I hope on his way home from jail he stopped at the store and got the supply of diapers he clearly needs, since he's a gigantic farking baby.
2013-08-26 05:49:58 PM
1 votes:

Cletus C.: Stuck in traffic an hour leaving an air show? That seriously is some farked up traffic control.


Seeing as that quotation is coming from the guy who got arrested, we should all take it with a grain of salt.  When you have sand in your vagina 15 minutes = 1 hour.
2013-08-26 05:44:57 PM
1 votes:
You Broking My Window!!!
2013-08-26 05:33:12 PM
1 votes:
Subby is right. That is one hilarious (expletive) story.
2013-08-26 05:26:58 PM
1 votes:
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-08-26 05:24:54 PM
1 votes:
I don't know about funniest, but it was definitely the most satisfying.
2013-08-26 05:24:45 PM
1 votes:
Had this happen to me once in bumper to bumper traffic once. On a three lane bridge the guy in the truck behind me is honking constantly and flipping me off. Buddy, what the fark do you expect me to do? There's nowhere to go.

I just smiled and waved at him, which had the desired effect of infuriating him even further.
2013-08-26 05:23:11 PM
1 votes:

OregonVet: Yah, weekend warrior cops get a ticket book in their pocket for one day a year, you better believe they'll figure out a way to use it or even better get the opportunity to slap the cuffs on anyone in their way so they can brag about it on Monday.


Yeah, you're right. The honest upstanding citizen is totally getting shafted on this one by a mean-tempered, rule crazy cop.
2013-08-26 05:05:16 PM
1 votes:
Yah, weekend warrior cops get a ticket book in their pocket for one day a year, you better believe they'll figure out a way to use it or even better get the opportunity to slap the cuffs on anyone in their way so they can brag about it on Monday.
 
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