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(Lehigh Valley Live)   The funniest story about someone getting arrested you will read all day   (lehighvalleylive.com) divider line 189
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2013-08-26 05:04:45 PM
Impatient, self-centered asshat is impatient, self-centered...
 
2013-08-26 05:05:16 PM
Yah, weekend warrior cops get a ticket book in their pocket for one day a year, you better believe they'll figure out a way to use it or even better get the opportunity to slap the cuffs on anyone in their way so they can brag about it on Monday.
 
2013-08-26 05:21:04 PM
Cop lost points for having a bicycle helmet.
 
2013-08-26 05:22:45 PM
Records say.
 
2013-08-26 05:23:11 PM

OregonVet: Yah, weekend warrior cops get a ticket book in their pocket for one day a year, you better believe they'll figure out a way to use it or even better get the opportunity to slap the cuffs on anyone in their way so they can brag about it on Monday.


Yeah, you're right. The honest upstanding citizen is totally getting shafted on this one by a mean-tempered, rule crazy cop.
 
2013-08-26 05:24:03 PM
 
2013-08-26 05:24:45 PM
Had this happen to me once in bumper to bumper traffic once. On a three lane bridge the guy in the truck behind me is honking constantly and flipping me off. Buddy, what the fark do you expect me to do? There's nowhere to go.

I just smiled and waved at him, which had the desired effect of infuriating him even further.
 
2013-08-26 05:24:54 PM
I don't know about funniest, but it was definitely the most satisfying.
 
2013-08-26 05:26:09 PM
Eventually was Miller handcuffed and arrested. Miller, of the 800 block of Second Street, is charged with reckless endangerment, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

I'm not sure.  Was he arrested?  Your article sucks.
 
2013-08-26 05:26:28 PM
Stuck in traffic an hour leaving an air show? That seriously is some farked up traffic control.
 
2013-08-26 05:26:30 PM
I find it funny that there's still people these days that think the horn is gonna make traffic go any faster.
 
2013-08-26 05:26:58 PM
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2013-08-26 05:27:13 PM
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2013-08-26 05:27:52 PM
No poop in the story so it's not funny to me.
 
2013-08-26 05:28:00 PM
There's really no faster way to get arrested than to tell a police officer that he can't arrest you.
 
2013-08-26 05:28:05 PM

dabbletech: Cop lost points for having a bicycle helmet.


And the short shorts.
 
2013-08-26 05:29:28 PM
Did the cop handle it the wrong way? Maybe.

Was the guy a choad who deserved to get arrested for being such a choad? Absolutely.

... now, did I hear something about Miley Cyrus?
 
2013-08-26 05:29:38 PM

LeroyBourne: I find it funny that there's still people these days that think the horn is gonna make traffic go any faster.


It helps when that stupid biatch on the phone ahead of me is not paying attention to the light that just changed,
 
2013-08-26 05:30:15 PM

Cletus C.: Stuck in traffic an hour leaving an air show? That seriously is some farked up traffic control.


No kidding. I went to EAA Airventure and traffic wasn't bad at all.
 
2013-08-26 05:30:22 PM
I was giving the guy a pass on the "fark you! You can't arrest me!" Bit (I assumed he thought he was just security) until TFA said he referred to him as a cop. You never win against a cop so WTF?
 
2013-08-26 05:30:31 PM
When the officer first told him he was under arrest.. what was it for?

I have a problem with this, not because the asshole got his just deserts, but because the cop was over stepping himself.

Personally, I'd handle it differently, but then, I'm not a redneck with a self entitlement problem.  And I can afford an attorney.
 
2013-08-26 05:31:28 PM
The Lehigh Valley Airshow? All that effort to see a FedEx truck, a four-seat Cessna and a copy of "Big 'Uns" Chuck Yeager once rubbed one out to back in '72
 
2013-08-26 05:33:12 PM
Subby is right. That is one hilarious (expletive) story.
 
2013-08-26 05:34:39 PM
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Officer in question?
 
2013-08-26 05:35:22 PM
If the cops arrested all the assholes there would be so many cops in prison we'd have none on the street.

Not sure if this would make prison safer or freedom worse...
 
2013-08-26 05:35:35 PM

old_toole: LeroyBourne: I find it funny that there's still people these days that think the horn is gonna make traffic go any faster.

It helps when that stupid biatch on the phone ahead of me is not paying attention to the light that just changed,


Oh, I agree, I've done that to non-observant drivers.  But just a quick beep is typically enough.  Not full on blowing the horn in dead lock traffic, that's just farking stupid.
 
2013-08-26 05:35:51 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Cletus C.: Stuck in traffic an hour leaving an air show? That seriously is some farked up traffic control.

No kidding. I went to EAA Airventure and traffic wasn't bad at all.


Hey, we Oshkoshians know how to run shiat!
 
2013-08-26 05:36:23 PM

LesserEvil: [276x151 from http://img2u.info/ckgni/i/gfda888c7.jpg image 276x151]
Officer in question?


Nah.
www.dvdizzy.com
He was too busy jumping the shark for Autism.
 
2013-08-26 05:37:05 PM
Cops directing traffic only makes things worse.
 
2013-08-26 05:39:00 PM
Should tased him.
 
2013-08-26 05:40:05 PM

blatz514: Hey, we Oshkoshians know how to run shiat!


You do, B'Gosh!
 
2013-08-26 05:42:57 PM
In this thread: "yeah man! this douche canoe should totally get arrested! hell yeah! fark this guy!!"

Next thread about US incarceration rates: "WTF! the private prison industrial complex is totally lobbying to make everyone go to jail for the dumbest stuff evar! fark those guys!"
 
2013-08-26 05:43:31 PM
Miller said "What the (expletive) are you doing, I'm not under arrest" and "you broking my (expletive) window, this is why people hate cops," records say.

I like to imagine this is literally what was said.
 
2013-08-26 05:43:32 PM

Kahabut: When the officer first told him he was under arrest.. what was it for?

I have a problem with this, not because the asshole got his just deserts, but because the cop was over stepping himself.

Personally, I'd handle it differently, but then, I'm not a redneck with a self entitlement problem.  And I can afford an attorney.


Seconded.

/cant afford an attorney though
//coppers always win anyways, doesnt matter what actually happened or the laws
 
2013-08-26 05:44:50 PM

aerojockey: There's really no faster way to get arrested than to tell a police officer that he can't arrest you.


When a cop opens his door, you jump in and yell, "Now what?!"
That would be a little faster.
 
2013-08-26 05:44:57 PM
You Broking My Window!!!
 
2013-08-26 05:45:19 PM
For everyone clamoring about how the cop was overstepping when he first told the guy he was under arrest, I would guess that the incessant horn honking and blatant belligerence was probable cause to suspect DUI.
 
2013-08-26 05:45:33 PM
cops can and will arrest you for irritating them, even when you've done nothing illegal.  they know how to spin your legal activity into illegal.

move along, citizen.
 
2013-08-26 05:45:44 PM

FrancoFile: Impatient, self-centered asshat is impatient, self-centered...


Pretty much ALL cops are...
 
2013-08-26 05:45:51 PM

mcreadyblue: dabbletech: Cop lost points for having a bicycle helmet.

And the short shorts.


Reno 911
 
2013-08-26 05:47:58 PM
"this is why people hate cops," he says.

Sir, you are a belligerent asshole. This is why people hate YOU.
 
2013-08-26 05:49:30 PM
This is a post from the air show's facebook page. I now believe the driver spent the day near this woman and all charges should be dismissed.


fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.netCandace Weiss: Shame on you, ABE, for not offering gluten-free foods. Thanks to you, I starved most of the day since there wasn't anything I could safely eat except lemonade. I didn't even buy the popcorn because I wasn't sure if it had any seasonings on it that weren't gluten-free. I am actually grateful for Jim Fiore (one of the K9 officers at the airport) got me a soda so I wouldn't have any problems driving to Red Robin on Airport where they bent over backwards for me to make sure my order was gluten-free. Oh, how I wish that ABE would have done the same for me and for others who have to be on a special diet. If I had the choice, I'd sure as hell would have bought the deep-fried Oreos and a hamburger with a regular bun. Thanks to wheat allergies, I can no longer enjoy them. Your horrible hospitality when it comes to vending got a poor review on my food blog! Next time you do something like this, get it right!
 
2013-08-26 05:49:58 PM

Cletus C.: Stuck in traffic an hour leaving an air show? That seriously is some farked up traffic control.


Seeing as that quotation is coming from the guy who got arrested, we should all take it with a grain of salt.  When you have sand in your vagina 15 minutes = 1 hour.
 
2013-08-26 05:51:45 PM

farkingismybusiness: LesserEvil: [276x151 from http://img2u.info/ckgni/i/gfda888c7.jpg image 276x151]
Officer in question?

Nah.
[300x225 from http://www.dvdizzy.com/images/q-s/reno911s5-24.jpg image 300x225]
He was too busy jumping the shark for Autism.


That dude was on the Jeselnik Offensive with Marc Maron and it was some of the funniest TV I've seen in a long time.
 
2013-08-26 05:52:49 PM

Headso: In this thread: "yeah man! this douche canoe should totally get arrested! hell yeah! fark this guy!!"

Next thread about US incarceration rates: "WTF! the private prison industrial complex is totally lobbying to make everyone go to jail for the dumbest stuff evar! fark those guys!"


There's a big difference between putting someone in a cell at the station overnight for disorderly conduct or DUI and putting people into state prison for 5+ years for a non-violent offense like marijuana possession.
 
2013-08-26 05:52:53 PM

fusillade762: Had this happen to me once in bumper to bumper traffic once. On a three lane bridge the guy in the truck behind me is honking constantly and flipping me off. Buddy, what the fark do you expect me to do? There's nowhere to go.

I just smiled and waved at him, which had the desired effect of infuriating him even further.


Someone would usually start honking at the car in front of them when students were crossing at the crosswalk at my college. It wasn't at a stoplight, but it had a flashing yellow light and a sign saying students had the right of way. I don't know what they expected to happen. "Oh, the guy behind me is mad? Guess I better just run over this pedestrian, then!"
 
2013-08-26 05:53:35 PM
FTFA:

"You can't (expletive) arrest me."

Eventually was Miller handcuffed and arrested. Miller, of the 800 block of Second Street, is charged with reckless endangerment, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. He was arraigned by District Judge David Howells Jr. and was released today on $10,000 bail.

LOL. When keepin' it real goes wrong.

Also: "This is why people hate cops," from the asshole honking at people whose cars can't move because they're stuck in traffic.

Jesus, I hope on his way home from jail he stopped at the store and got the supply of diapers he clearly needs, since he's a gigantic farking baby.
 
2013-08-26 05:54:49 PM

Cletus C.: This is a post from the air show's facebook page. I now believe the driver spent the day near this woman and all charges should be dismissed.


[50x50 from https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-prn2/1117657_13114982 01_1666799648_q.jpg image 50x50]Candace Weiss: Shame on you, ABE, for not offering gluten-free foods. Thanks to you, I starved most of the day since there wasn't anything I could safely eat except lemonade. I didn't even buy the popcorn because I wasn't sure if it had any seasonings on it that weren't gluten-free. I am actually grateful for Jim Fiore (one of the K9 officers at the airport) got me a soda so I wouldn't have any problems driving to Red Robin on Airport where they bent over backwards for me to make sure my order was gluten-free. Oh, how I wish that ABE would have done the same for me and for others who have to be on a special diet. If I had the choice, I'd sure as hell would have bought the deep-fried Oreos and a hamburger with a regular bun. Thanks to wheat allergies, I can no longer enjoy them. Your horrible hospitality when it comes to vending got a poor review on my food blog! Next time you do something like this, get it right!


Dear Candace: DIAF, KTHXBYE.
 
2013-08-26 05:55:50 PM
Also, why the fark don't people know that when you tell a cop, "You can't arrest me," you're basically saying, "Please prove me wrong by arresting me immediately for as many things as you can fit on the citation."

And that's also the part of the story when most people's sympathy goes immediately from citizen to cop.
 
2013-08-26 05:57:15 PM

FrancoFile: Impatient, self-centered asshat is impatient, self-centered...


But enough about the cop!
 
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