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(Kansas.com)   You know all those silly things you did when you were drunk in college that you thought were funny at the time but in reality they were criminal acts? It turns out you can still be arrested for them decades later   (kansas.com) divider line 21
    More: Scary, Wichita State University, crimes, Wichita, stolen art, Robert Frost, Lamar, poets  
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19071 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Aug 2013 at 4:22 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-26 04:39:55 PM
4 votes:
Graduating college before the camera phone came into common usage is the reason my job today doesn't involve a name tag, a jizz mop, or the credit "stunt anus."

What I do on my *own* time is none of your business, boyo!
2013-08-26 06:47:35 PM
3 votes:
They are coming to search your garage.
atomictoasters.com
2013-08-26 06:28:47 PM
3 votes:
A friend of mine had a really skeevy asshole in his dorm, who nobody liked. When the guy went on Christmas break, my friend and some of his buddies removed the door and trim from his room, replaced it with a piece of drywall, and covered it with matching wallpaper they'd removed from a disused part of the dorm. To top it off, they installed a working wall sconce in the middle of it.

When asshole-guy came back from break, he went to his room, only to find it was no longer there. He went to the RA, who acted like he'd never seen the guy before and couldn't find his name as being registered to that dorm. As I understand it, the guy had a nervous breakdown sometime later and left the school.
2013-08-26 04:31:13 PM
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-08-26 04:43:14 PM
2 votes:
Dirtbag took a Robert Frost Bust?
he'd swing in Vermont.
2013-08-26 04:28:10 PM
2 votes:
Make a felon out of somebody for a college prank that happened 25 years ago, thanks obama.
2013-08-26 04:26:11 PM
2 votes:
Netflix should make a series based on this concept
2013-08-26 10:28:05 PM
1 votes:
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
For two decades and five in my basement, said I -
I had the stolen bust of some guy,
But I guess it didn't make a difference.
2013-08-26 07:41:58 PM
1 votes:
vudukungfu: You should see what TOP MEN are doing to the Joe Paterno statue in an undisclosed warehouse right now.

whatever it is they're doing, I'm sure it's going unreported.
2013-08-26 07:29:53 PM
1 votes:
Ah, Missouri, where a college graduate can claim to have never heard of Robert Frost, even after having stolen a bust of the man, and no one will call shenanigans on him, because they (sadly) know it to be true!

/Missouri college graduate
//am aware that this guy actually went to college in Kansas
///does that mean that he didn't get accepted in Missouri?
2013-08-26 07:20:02 PM
1 votes:

Silverstaff: Great Janitor: Let's see, pranks I did in college involved:

trespassing
stripping a man down to his boxers, hogtying him face down onto his skateboard and dropping him off at the gay guy's dorm room.
finding one man's pot stash and putting it into the front seat of the truck owned by the annoying Christian
identity theft (multiple counts)
taping the pages of a Hustler to the dorm window of the annoying Christian so that when he woke up Sunday morning for church the first thing he saw was two hot lesbians in a 69
trespassing and having sex in another person's dorm room (some people should really lock their doors.  My room was messy so I borrowed someone else's).
stole one dude's tv remote, took it apart, and made a scavenger hunt with clues for him to locate all the parts for the remote.
filled a dorm room key hole with super glue.
when someone asked for a computer game I had, I gave them a floppy disk with a computer virus
Once I filled a floppy disk with match head scrapings and nail polish remover, wrote on the disk the name of some SNES games.  Someone asked to borrow it.  That was the last floppy disk he ever used.
Left fully charged capacitors in my dorm room because one guy liked to visit and mess with my stuff

Now, one prank did result in an ass kicking.  I was in the bathroom doing my dishes (we had no kitchen) and I saw a friend of mine heading to the bathroom, so when the door opened, I thought it was him.  I had a two gallon bucket filled with water.  I shouted "Ooops" and dumped it in the stall I thought he was in.  My friend wasn't in the restroom.  I got the guy who moved in that day, it was the first shiat he had ever taken in that building and I splashed him with two gallons of cold water.  As he slammed him into the wall, I made some insults about his mother.  My injuries have healed, those jabs about his mother probably still hurt him 10 years later.

You ever prank somebody to death with a tire iron while you're at it?  You sure sound the type f ...



Funny things:

1) Repeatedly calling male college students "men".  If mom and dad are paying bills, they're "kids".
2) Stealing pot but not keeping it for yourself and your friends.
3) Charging $50 to remove a virus, cuz nobody else could run a freeware antivirus program (and if it was pre-freeware antivirus, then Norton prolly would have cost less than $50)
4) Thinking it hurts more to have your Mom called names than get punched in the face.
5) Thinking you made such an impression as a badass name-caller that someone remembers you 10 yrs later.
2013-08-26 06:24:24 PM
1 votes:

Great Janitor: Let's see, pranks I did in college involved:

trespassing
stripping a man down to his boxers, hogtying him face down onto his skateboard and dropping him off at the gay guy's dorm room.
finding one man's pot stash and putting it into the front seat of the truck owned by the annoying Christian
identity theft (multiple counts)
taping the pages of a Hustler to the dorm window of the annoying Christian so that when he woke up Sunday morning for church the first thing he saw was two hot lesbians in a 69
trespassing and having sex in another person's dorm room (some people should really lock their doors.  My room was messy so I borrowed someone else's).
stole one dude's tv remote, took it apart, and made a scavenger hunt with clues for him to locate all the parts for the remote.
filled a dorm room key hole with super glue.
when someone asked for a computer game I had, I gave them a floppy disk with a computer virus
Once I filled a floppy disk with match head scrapings and nail polish remover, wrote on the disk the name of some SNES games.  Someone asked to borrow it.  That was the last floppy disk he ever used.
Left fully charged capacitors in my dorm room because one guy liked to visit and mess with my stuff

Now, one prank did result in an ass kicking.  I was in the bathroom doing my dishes (we had no kitchen) and I saw a friend of mine heading to the bathroom, so when the door opened, I thought it was him.  I had a two gallon bucket filled with water.  I shouted "Ooops" and dumped it in the stall I thought he was in.  My friend wasn't in the restroom.  I got the guy who moved in that day, it was the first shiat he had ever taken in that building and I splashed him with two gallons of cold water.  As he slammed him into the wall, I made some insults about his mother.  My injuries have healed, those jabs about his mother probably still hurt him 10 years later.


You sound retarded
2013-08-26 05:49:50 PM
1 votes:
www.wickhamfarms.com

/obscure?
2013-08-26 05:09:23 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-08-26 04:38:41 PM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: A 45 year old plumber with two divorces. He's made plenty of other mistakes in his life.


I regard my two divorces as the correction to the mistakes.
2013-08-26 04:34:00 PM
1 votes:
In before...

imageshack.us
2013-08-26 04:30:17 PM
1 votes:
I'm betting they're still looking for the person who left the enormous pile of Alice Springs Chicken puke in the movie theater parking lot.  You'll never get me coppers!!
2013-08-26 04:29:01 PM
1 votes:
Back in the early 80's a room mate stiffed me on a $300 phone bill. I handed him the bill, which he said he would pay and never paid it. I always assumed he did. Well about 8 years later a collection agency called my father, posing as "a friend" of mine. Dad gave them my phone number, and long story short, I ended up having to pay the bill.
2013-08-26 04:28:36 PM
1 votes:

StrikitRich: Netflix should make a series based on this concept


Meh, not enough lesbian subplots to make this one work.
2013-08-26 04:26:37 PM
1 votes:
Unless you are a Kennedy.
2013-08-26 04:24:13 PM
1 votes:
Good thing I never did anything illegal in college.
 
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