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(WNEP Scranton)   Traffic backed up for hours after woman suspected of drunk driving kills guy following Jason Aldean concert. Throw in a dog & you could write a song about that   (wnep.com) divider line 28
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1458 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 26 Aug 2013 at 5:32 PM (47 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-26 05:36:16 PM
It's as if millions of souls cried out in terror, and then quickly silenced.
 
2013-08-26 05:36:48 PM
She should have just stayed there a little while to sober up.
 
2013-08-26 05:39:08 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: It's as if millions of souls cried out in terror, and then quickly silenced.


I was hoping to find a gif of the Death Star to bring to the party, but this'll work.
 
2013-08-26 05:39:31 PM
img2u.info

So that's why he's been absent from recent episodes....
 
2013-08-26 05:39:44 PM
My wife's cousins' husband, took his 10 year old to this guys concert, the kid got sick, he called the kids mom, made her come pick up the kid and take the kid to the doctor, which he had strep throat, but the husband didn't miss any of the show, which is the important part of this story.
 
2013-08-26 05:45:49 PM
How fast was the concert going and why wouldn't it stop and let him on?
 
2013-08-26 05:47:31 PM
In before some jackass claims Aldean is country
 
2013-08-26 05:54:53 PM

Smeggy Smurf: In before some jackass claims Aldean is country


Well, the article helpfully mentions that fact already, so too late for you.

I take it you think he's a rapper?

/I have no idea who that clown is
 
2013-08-26 06:05:04 PM

LesserEvil: Smeggy Smurf: In before some jackass claims Aldean is country

Well, the article helpfully mentions that fact already, so too late for you.

I take it you think he's a rapper?

/I have no idea who that clown is


Whatever it is it's farking awful. It's like country rap. I'll conveniently call it crap.
 
2013-08-26 06:05:20 PM
One less sisterfarker I have to listen to cry about Obama.
 
2013-08-26 06:09:55 PM

JolobinSmokin: My wife's cousins' husband, took his 10 year old to this guys concert, the kid got sick, he called the kids mom, made her come pick up the kid and take the kid to the doctor, which he had strep throat, but the husband didn't miss any of the show, which is the important part of this story.


Thank you, Simon.
 
2013-08-26 06:14:42 PM

devilskware: LesserEvil: Smeggy Smurf: In before some jackass claims Aldean is country

Well, the article helpfully mentions that fact already, so too late for you.

I take it you think he's a rapper?

/I have no idea who that clown is

Whatever it is it's farking awful. It's like country rap. I'll conveniently call it crap.


Hrm, googled a video of his, and you weren't kidding. That was awful...

/Why does Google Chrome dislike the spelling of "googled"?
 
2013-08-26 06:20:18 PM
It happened on Montage Mountain, so that makes it appropriate to use his music in remakes of John Hughes movies.
 
2013-08-26 07:16:44 PM
I am of the opinion that the Jason Aldean song 1994 is responsible for the death of George Jones.
 
2013-08-26 07:29:10 PM
Activities on Montage Mountain are know to be shrouded in mystery...
25.media.tumblr.com

"Two nights ago, I went to an Alicia Keys concert at the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center. I scored these great aisle seats. Anyway, after the opening act this beautiful girl sits down next to me and I never get to meet girls with lip rings and she had one. I don't know exactly how this happened but one of her friends started passing around some stuff and they said it was clove cigarettes, and I'm sure that it was clove cigarettes. Everybody in the aisle was doing it."
 
2013-08-26 07:31:19 PM
Aladeen?

onesmallwindow.com
 
2013-08-26 07:44:38 PM
My daughter went to this d bags concert. I blame myself. for my older kids I made sure they guy plenty of beach boys, Beatles, stones and cream at an early age. I guess by the time she came along I just wasn't putting forth the effort
 
2013-08-26 07:48:37 PM

JolobinSmokin: My wife's cousins' husband, took his 10 year old to this guys concert, the kid got sick, he called the kids mom, made her come pick up the kid and take the kid to the doctor, which he had strep throat, but the husband didn't miss any of the show, which is the important part of this story.


wait, the doctor had strep?  Aldean called the kid's mom?  Can I borrow an apostrophe?
 
2013-08-26 08:42:52 PM

ScaryBottles: One less sisterfarker I have to listen to cry about Obama.


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2013-08-26 08:45:25 PM
Who the f*** is Jason Aldean?
 
2013-08-27 01:17:11 AM
wrote a song about it, like ta hear it?  here it goes

i1.ytimg.com

thankyaverymuch
 
2013-08-27 02:42:56 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: wrote a song about it, like ta hear it?  here it goes

[480x360 from http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/QfzDUpB88x4/hqdefault.jpg image 480x360]

thankyaverymuch


White woman gets drunk at a country show.
Kills a man and upholds a stereotype.
Ahhhhh HAAAaaaaaa!

thankyaverymuch
 
2013-08-27 03:38:27 AM
That's really sad.

She could've at least killed him before the show.
 
2013-08-27 07:59:55 AM

Dead for Tax Reasons: wrote a song about it, like ta hear it?  here it goes



thankyaverymuch


Came for this

Bravo good sir
 
2013-08-27 08:52:16 AM
"Throw in a dog & you could write a song about that"

You forgot Rain, Prison, Pickup Trucks, & Trains
 
2013-08-27 11:02:57 AM
I used to think nothing could get more formulated and hackneyed than Kenny Chesney, and then Jason Aldean appears.
 
2013-08-27 02:18:11 PM
Dead for Tax Reasons wrote a song about it, like ta hear it?  here it goes

The guy D.A.G. based that character on died in A2 in '07
http://atdetroit.net/forum/messages/107211/113716.html?1190225215
 
2013-08-28 02:02:14 AM

REO-Weedwagon: I used to think nothing could get more formulated and hackneyed than Kenny Chesney, and then Jason Aldean appears.


You misspelled Rascal Flatts
 
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