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2013-08-26 01:39:56 PM
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COCAINE
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-26 01:47:35 PM
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PENIS GOES WHAR?!
 
2013-08-26 01:48:06 PM
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This is how I look after eating Taco Hell.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-26 01:48:46 PM
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After you do THAT to yourself, you've pretty much got one thing you can do to make a living...
 
2013-08-26 01:49:07 PM
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KRS One?
 
2013-08-26 01:49:54 PM
Arrested for illegal possesion of the water of life and a concealed Gom Jabbar:i.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-08-26 01:49:59 PM
isn't this the one that kinda stands out from the crowd this week?

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2013-08-26 01:50:28 PM

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After you do THAT to yourself, you've pretty much got one thing you can do to make a living...


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2013-08-26 01:50:58 PM
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The literal definition of "poor life choices" as found in the dictionary with helpful picture.


img.fark.netDude, spit or swallow.  You are going to have to make a choice eventually.
 
2013-08-26 01:53:03 PM
Wow, Katy Perry definitely looks better with professional makeup and lighting than she does without:

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2013-08-26 01:54:36 PM
I always wondered what people were referring to when they talked about 'finger banging'.

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2013-08-26 01:55:04 PM
#15 should try out to replace Terrrrrry on Reno 911.
 
2013-08-26 01:55:19 PM
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2013-08-26 01:55:41 PM

JesseL: Arrested for illegal possesion of the water of life and a concealed Gom Jabbar:[550x688 from http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imageca che/750x970/documents/8_152.jpg image 550x688]


wanted for sleeping with THX 1138.
 
2013-08-26 01:56:30 PM
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2013-08-26 01:57:43 PM
"Arrested for making a false report to law enforcement."

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Yeah, I think that was because of this suspect's response to the first question on the booking report, "Gender."
 
2013-08-26 01:57:47 PM
maybe it's just the hair and the angle he's holding his head... but this guy's neck looks bigger than his head.

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2013-08-26 02:01:34 PM

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The literal definition of "poor life choices" as found in the dictionary with helpful picture.


He looks like a NYC subway in the '70's.
 
2013-08-26 02:02:06 PM

bongmiester: [175x265 from http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/z/zR/fark_zRM0JBlXmanO3MBfBOcwbB6 e8bA.jpg?t=wJXbo9vKAxbREGo2letBTA&f=1378094400 image 175x265][500x403 from http://farm1.staticflickr.com/120/292237381_10567568b7.jpg image 500x403]


Yup came here to say that he looks like he passed out while my old college roommates were about, they were assholes....
 
2013-08-26 02:02:15 PM
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GIS gives some background:

http://idablue.blogspot.com/2007/07/he-never-had-chance.html

Looks like he's lost some weight.  Good for him.
 
2013-08-26 02:05:22 PM
Stay cool, Sodapop.
 
2013-08-26 02:05:55 PM

Sofa King Smart: I always wondered what people were referring to when they talked about 'finger banging'.


I would be willing to put up with the inconvenience of living the rest of my life in witness protection in exchange for a couple of weeks of shacking up with her.

/she has that bunny boiler vibe, which is ok the rabbit is a asshole and I like stew
 
2013-08-26 02:10:00 PM
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2013-08-26 02:12:29 PM
3 looks ok, but I'm worried that's a herp and not an arrest injury
 
2013-08-26 02:13:52 PM

walkerhound: GIS gives some background:

http://idablue.blogspot.com/2007/07/he-never-had-chance.html

Looks like he's lost some weight.  Good for him.


Those comments are hilarious.
 
2013-08-26 02:13:55 PM
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Curtis Allgier approves.
 
2013-08-26 02:14:25 PM
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They should put him in a cell with Frank Gorshin, where they will fight forever.
 
2013-08-26 02:16:47 PM
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2013-08-26 02:22:34 PM
So that's what Pedro Martinez is up to these days
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2013-08-26 02:23:13 PM

d23: [175x265 from http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imageca che/175xUnlimited/photos/082313frontmugs.jpg image 175x265]

After you do THAT to yourself, you've pretty much got one thing you can do to make a living...


That guy is pretty much guaranteed to be a permanent prisoner. Those are all prison tattoos, and you don't get to keep shamrocks unless you've got a very specific affiliation.

I presume they transferred him for a "state warrant" while already in custody, and that he's never really going to be on the street again.
 
2013-08-26 02:25:14 PM
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2013-08-26 02:29:41 PM
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2013-08-26 02:30:38 PM

walkerhound: [175x265 from http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/z/zR/fark_zRM0JBlXmanO3MBfBOcwbB6 e8bA.jpg?t=wJXbo9vKAxbREGo2letBTA&f=1378094400 image 175x265]

GIS gives some background:

http://idablue.blogspot.com/2007/07/he-never-had-chance.html

Looks like he's lost some weight.  Good for him.


My god, his prison wife certainly came out to white knight him.
At least he isn't lonely.
 
2013-08-26 02:33:21 PM

vudukungfu: walkerhound: [175x265 from http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/z/zR/fark_zRM0JBlXmanO3MBfBOcwbB6 e8bA.jpg?t=wJXbo9vKAxbREGo2letBTA&f=1378094400 image 175x265]

GIS gives some background:

http://idablue.blogspot.com/2007/07/he-never-had-chance.html

Looks like he's lost some weight.  Good for him.

My god, his prison wife certainly came out to white knight him.
At least he isn't lonely.


U SHUT UP U DONT KNO HIM HIS FAMILIE IS DOCTORS COPS SAY THAT SHIAT TO HIS FACE 4REAL U PU$$Y HE 3RD GENER8SHON KKK
 
2013-08-26 02:45:17 PM
#12 looks like a Jem'hadar, or Jaffa from Stargate.
 
2013-08-26 02:45:53 PM

JesseL: Arrested for illegal possesion of the water of life and a concealed Gom Jabbar:


New keyboard please!!!!!
 
2013-08-26 02:46:39 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: 3 looks ok, but I'm worried that's a herp and not an arrest injury


Removed lip piercing?
 
2013-08-26 02:58:25 PM
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2013-08-26 02:58:28 PM
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The left half of this guy kinda looks like Tom Waits!
 
2013-08-26 03:00:01 PM
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2013-08-26 03:02:31 PM
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2013-08-26 03:07:29 PM

d23: [175x265 from http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imageca che/175xUnlimited/photos/082313frontmugs.jpg image 175x265]

After you do THAT to yourself, you've pretty much got one thing you can do to make a living...


Operate 'The Scrambler?'
 
2013-08-26 03:09:42 PM

JesseL: Arrested for illegal possesion of the water of life and a concealed Gom Jabbar:[550x688 from http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/imageca che/750x970/documents/8_152.jpg image 550x688]


Coffee ---> Monitor.

/well played sir
 
2013-08-26 03:15:14 PM
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2013-08-26 03:15:44 PM
d23: After you do THAT to yourself, you've pretty much got one thing you can do to make a living...

ThisIsntMe: Operate 'The Scrambler?'

A new keyboard. Pay up!
 
2013-08-26 03:16:27 PM

jganer: So that's what Pedro Martinez is up to these days
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Looks like Steve McNair if he had been born 15 years later.
 
2013-08-26 03:19:01 PM

jganer: So that's what Pedro Martinez is up to these days
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I figured it was Pacman up to his antics again.
 
2013-08-26 03:21:35 PM

dabbletech: [480x640 from http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/-/-Q/fark_-QubPTyZ3YD0ColvuqZpVsQ 1EeE.jpg?t=THw4EKdW1gIky1z-7Oxekg&f=1378094400 image 480x640][250x334 from http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/41/Penny_bigbangtheor y.jpg/250px-Penny_bigbangtheory.jpg image 250x334]


She must have gotten that tattoo by falling for another one of Sheldon's classic pranks.

BAZINGA
 
2013-08-26 03:22:43 PM

walkerhound: GIS gives some background:

http://idablue.blogspot.com/2007/07/he-never-had-chance.html

Looks like he's lost some weight.  Good for him.


Is that a gauge through his left nostril (sinus at that point, maybe?)?
 
2013-08-26 03:23:10 PM
I guess he was lonely for Big Sledge.
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