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(Time)   The amount of space you take up reveals how powerful you feel. Farkers everywhere feeling invincible   (healthland.time.com) divider line 12
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2013-08-26 01:56:41 PM
There's not a lot of space in your parent's basement, submitter.
 
2013-08-26 03:16:46 PM
Those comic book boxes and anime figurine cases take a lot of space...
 
Kiz
2013-08-26 03:26:29 PM
Nifty article. (Stretches out). Glad stubby took my suggestion!
 
2013-08-26 03:40:57 PM
or your just a fat fark.
 
2013-08-26 03:41:01 PM
The entirety of the universe is contained within me, and what you think of as my internal organs is actually the exterior of the universe.

I surround everything.
 
2013-08-26 03:51:38 PM
Hell, I'm a Solarian, then.

/NOW it's a geek thread...
 
2013-08-26 03:53:43 PM
I don't physically take up a lot of room but my belongings tend to creep out everywhere until I have taken over all territory.
 
2013-08-26 04:14:46 PM
The amount of space you take up reveals how powerful you feelmuch of an asshole you are.
 
2013-08-26 04:32:41 PM

MagicianNamedGob: The amount of space you take up reveals how powerful you feelmuch of an asshole you are.


Not necessarily. There are a lot of people who feel powerful because they are powerful. The assholes are those who feel powerful even though they're not. Granted, the latter are a much more numerous group. They also tend to be those who "don't have time for this" even when they don't have anything else to do.
 
2013-08-26 05:26:12 PM
back when i worked in a big company, i remember being in a meeting once with the executive officers, middle management people, and myself and you could determine everyone's position by their posture.  I mean, i noticed it that day, like it was painfully obvious, we plebes made ourselves look like plebes.

so, i started leaning back, taking up more space, and acting indifferently.  was soon promoted.
 
2013-08-26 08:58:45 PM
Tucker: A fat Vulcan?  How can that be logical?
Tavin: There's a finite amount of matter in the universe. The more of it is in me, the more important I am in percentage terms. Are you going to finish that?

Five Minute Fusion
 
2013-08-27 03:15:20 AM

dittybopper: The entirety of the universe is contained within me, and what you think of as my internal organs is actually the exterior of the universe.

I surround everything.


You've got the universe up your ass? (NSFW)
/+1 for the obscure CJ reference.
 
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