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(NPR)   Even NPR wants to talk about Miley Cyrus twerking   (npr.org) divider line 41
    More: Stupid, Miley Cyrus, NPR, Robin Thicke, Kendrick Lamar, Ann Powers, MTV Video Music Awards  
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2013-08-26 05:10:18 PM  
11 votes:
blog.zap2it.com

/And that is why I won't do two shows a night any more.
2013-08-26 04:25:22 PM  
8 votes:
blogs.babycenter.com


"Oh! That poor woman has the  saddest ass. Damned depressing."

"Right! Yeah, it's like  The Notebook sad."

"That ass is like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad."

"Mournful. She has a mournful ass. They're like a suicide note stuffed in to rubber panties."

"That ass is like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damnit she has a gloomy ass!"

"It's like she put a dollars worth of change into some old socks and then taped 'em to backside!"

"I wanna build two little caskets and give her ass cheeks a tasteful, dignified funeral."
2013-08-27 07:18:55 AM  
6 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 05:49:19 PM  
6 votes:
Those shorts were so tight that her camel toe turned into a Vulcan salute
2013-08-26 04:56:12 PM  
6 votes:
i40.tinypic.com
2013-08-26 02:23:15 PM  
5 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-08-26 05:46:05 PM  
3 votes:

pute kisses like a man: i could be wrong, but at least at the bounce parties I've been to, there's a certain combination of physical mastery and self-deprecating humor involved in the twerk.


Well, it had to happen eventually: a twerk-snob.
2013-08-26 02:49:20 PM  
3 votes:
How many threads do we need on this today, and why am I clicking on every one of them? Shiat, I'm the problem.
2013-08-26 02:48:50 PM  
3 votes:

milkyshirt: I think it all started the first time I saw that pic


www.celebrityvalues.com?
2013-08-26 02:31:11 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net

image.food-stock-images.com
2013-08-26 02:29:07 PM  
3 votes:
Is it really twerking with no body fat?

It's more of a scraping motion.
2013-08-26 02:25:52 PM  
3 votes:
"Next up, on This American Life......a girls struggle through life trying to twerk.....as a young white woman"
2013-08-26 02:21:31 PM  
3 votes:

Calmamity: Ladies, stop twerking. You look like a broken cymbal monkey. It's not sexy, it's stupid.


Hey, Miley needs to keep eyeballs on her to make money. She's just twerking for the weekend.
2013-08-26 01:48:14 PM  
3 votes:
Ladies, stop twerking. You look like a broken cymbal monkey. It's not sexy, it's stupid.
2013-08-27 02:44:52 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 06:05:42 PM  
2 votes:
2013-08-26 04:13:13 PM  
2 votes:
Next years VMA lineup:
2 Girls 1 Cup and a Mexican Donkey Show!
Be There!
2013-08-26 03:00:16 PM  
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
It's been around awhile now.
2013-08-26 02:51:49 PM  
2 votes:
Her ass in those shorts looks like Hank Hill's bare one.
2013-08-26 02:46:42 PM  
2 votes:
The word "twerking" makes me homicidal!
2013-08-26 02:42:49 PM  
2 votes:
Miley, what happened? You used to be so wholesome and innocent.

i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 02:36:44 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-08-26 02:26:19 PM  
2 votes:
Her ass is unremarkable and those shorts are going to cause a yeast infection.
2013-08-26 02:24:26 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 02:22:26 PM  
2 votes:
Hey Smith (excuse me, "Smif") Family, What did YOU think of Miley's performance?
pbs.twimg.com
2013-08-26 06:30:18 PM  
1 votes:
Once again, a white musician has discovered that the best way to cheap press and profit is to ape black social taboos. This formula never fails to work.

www.jesus-is-savior.com
2013-08-26 06:16:29 PM  
1 votes:

T-Boy: I didn't have any clue what this "twerking" was, so I looked it up.  From Wikipedia:

"Twerking was introduced into hip-hop culture by way of the New Orleans bounce music scene. In 1993, DJ Jubilee recorded the dance tune "Do The Jubilee All" in which he chanted, "Twerk baby, twerk baby, twerk, twerk, twerk." . . .A great amount of credit for the expansion of twerking outside of New Orleans can be given to strip clubs in Houston and Atlanta. Twerking was receiving recognition in national releases at least as early as the year 2000, when the Atlanta-based Ying Yang Twins released their debut single "Whistle While You Twurk."

I get it now.  This is a "dance move" made popular by strip clubs in the South.  Wow.  This does not do anything for me.


I have only heard it referred to as twerking n the last year or so but about 20 years ago I bounced at a strip club and it was considered basic move.
Incidentally, my vet charged me $230 to get my dog, Bubbles, to stop doing it every other week.
2013-08-26 05:26:54 PM  
1 votes:

Dr. Whoof: [549x579 from http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/miley-cyrus-beetlejuice-mtv-vma-2013-tum blr.jpg image 549x579]

/And that is why I won't do two shows a night any more.


I came on your daughter, Chuck.
2013-08-26 05:12:33 PM  
1 votes:
2013-08-26 04:43:38 PM  
1 votes:

 pute kisses like a man: InmanRoshi: browntimmy: InmanRoshi: gwowen: I liked her better when she was tweeting about liking the Flaming Lips.  That seemed genuine.

Also, acting like a whore is not particularly empowering.  Acting like a whore in order to sell records, even less so.

You sound old and white.

Expressing her feminine sexuality shows strength and courage, as long as men aren't looking at it and thinking evil lustful thoughts, then it's objectification and oppression or something, is that about right?

.But she's okay as long as she voices admiration for a band pre-approved by old white Gen-X geezers.

wait, does being gen-x make you a geezer now?


To 18 year olds, yes.
2013-08-26 04:36:28 PM  
1 votes:

Mad_Radhu: [407x215 from http://blogs.babycenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/407x215xBSktaSK CEAAbl3S.png.pagespeed.ic.omRfZIAcME.png image 407x215]


"Oh! That poor woman has the  saddest ass. Damned depressing."

"Right! Yeah, it's like  The Notebook sad."

"That ass is like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad."

"Mournful. She has a mournful ass. They're like a suicide note stuffed in to rubber panties."

"That ass is like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damnit she has a gloomy ass!"

"It's like she put a dollars worth of change into some old socks and then taped 'em to backside!"

"I wanna build two little caskets and give her ass cheeks a tasteful, dignified funeral."


For those who don't get the reference.
2013-08-26 04:29:39 PM  
1 votes:

InmanRoshi: gwowen: I liked her better when she was tweeting about liking the Flaming Lips.  That seemed genuine.

Also, acting like a whore is not particularly empowering.  Acting like a whore in order to sell records, even less so.

You sound old and white.


Expressing her feminine sexuality shows strength and courage, as long as men aren't looking at it and thinking evil lustful thoughts, then it's objectification and oppression or something, is that about right?
2013-08-26 04:18:31 PM  
1 votes:

InmanRoshi: gwowen: I liked her better when she was tweeting about liking the Flaming Lips.  That seemed genuine.

Also, acting like a whore is not particularly empowering.  Acting like a whore in order to sell records, even less so.

You sound old and white.


you forgot to add correct
2013-08-26 03:47:59 PM  
1 votes:

verbaltoxin: People are worked up over a dance routine on television.

This and more moral outrages from 1955, coming up next.


We didn't mind so much when Elvis shook his hips or Madonna rolled around in her underwear that there was some catchy tunes or substance behind the style.  What does Miley Cyrus offer the world behind the painful white girl attempts at twerking?
2013-08-26 03:39:52 PM  
1 votes:

ristst: VMAs always do something to grab a headline.  From Howard Stern's Fartman to Kanye's "Im'a letcha finish" to Pee Wee Herman's "heard any good jokes lately", and on and on.

Always something to grab a headline there.  One might even get the idea it's all planned that way.


Typical Illuminati method
2013-08-26 03:27:09 PM  
1 votes:
I doubt Miley's commitment to Sparkle Motion.
2013-08-26 03:22:23 PM  
1 votes:

goatleggedfellow: Slim, white girls are prone to a genetic disorder called "flat-butt".


Slim white girls and Aisha Tyler (possibly NSFW).
2013-08-26 03:17:42 PM  
1 votes:
All I know about the VMAs is what I saw on the Colbert Report when Daft Punk no-showed.  How was their performance last night?
2013-08-26 03:07:16 PM  
1 votes:
That is not twerking. Miley Cyrus cannot twerk. She can try. She can replicate the motion. But the fact is, she does not have enough booty to successfully twerk. I whole-heartedly support her efforts, but lets be honest here.

Slim, white girls are prone to a genetic disorder called "flat-butt". This condition is widespread and precludes proper twerking. I say this not to discourage such ladies from co-opting and making use of the motion. I encourage such women (or "tops" of any kind) to practice and perfect the aforementioned activity. Put your heart (and your back) into it and your efforts will be much appreciated.

For men seeking a true twerking experience, I recommend finding a "successful and attractive" partner.
2013-08-26 02:49:55 PM  
1 votes:
ll-media.tmz.com
2013-08-26 02:36:25 PM  
1 votes:
Tighten the buckles on your hats and prepare your fainting couches. We're going to get offended up in this biatch.
 
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