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2013-08-26 01:26:06 PM
What does the Chairman of the Itty-Bitty Titty Committee think?
 
2013-08-26 01:29:48 PM
Look how hard Miley Cyrus is trying today.
 
2013-08-26 01:38:38 PM
She isn't out going on crazy drug binges, drinking and driving, pissing in buckets, or spitting on her fans, so I'd say she's the model of civility in terms of modern child-star turned superstardom.

Let her dance how she likes, things could be a hell of a lot worse.
 
2013-08-26 01:48:14 PM
Ladies, stop twerking. You look like a broken cymbal monkey. It's not sexy, it's stupid.
 
2013-08-26 02:14:02 PM

TuteTibiImperes: She isn't out going on crazy drug binges, drinking and driving, pissing in buckets, or spitting on her fans, so I'd say she's the model of civility in terms of modern child-star turned superstardom.

Let her dance how she likes, things could be a hell of a lot worse.


This, and while you might've thought it was a trainwreck, her name and her act is the *only* thing I've heard about the VMAs.

Her PR people are probably over the moon right now.
 
2013-08-26 02:21:31 PM

Calmamity: Ladies, stop twerking. You look like a broken cymbal monkey. It's not sexy, it's stupid.


Hey, Miley needs to keep eyeballs on her to make money. She's just twerking for the weekend.
 
2013-08-26 02:22:26 PM
Hey Smith (excuse me, "Smif") Family, What did YOU think of Miley's performance?
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-08-26 02:22:27 PM
It was like watching Charlie Sheen hit Denise Richards in the face.
I should have expected to see it but was still staring open mouthed in amazement that it was happening.
 
2013-08-26 02:22:41 PM

ThatGuyGreg: TuteTibiImperes: She isn't out going on crazy drug binges, drinking and driving, pissing in buckets, or spitting on her fans, so I'd say she's the model of civility in terms of modern child-star turned superstardom.

Let her dance how she likes, things could be a hell of a lot worse.

This, and while you might've thought it was a trainwreck, her name and her act is the *only* thing I've heard about the VMAs.

Her PR people are probably over the moon right now.


After the Colbert hilariousness of a couple weeks ago, I can't find a clip of Daft Punk performing last night.
 
2013-08-26 02:23:15 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-08-26 02:24:26 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 02:25:52 PM
"Next up, on This American Life......a girls struggle through life trying to twerk.....as a young white woman"
 
2013-08-26 02:26:19 PM
Her ass is unremarkable and those shorts are going to cause a yeast infection.
 
2013-08-26 02:29:07 PM
Is it really twerking with no body fat?

It's more of a scraping motion.
 
2013-08-26 02:29:40 PM
What the heck, she has just turned herself into another freak show.

It's shame because her voice really isn't that bad.
 
2013-08-26 02:31:11 PM
img.fark.net

image.food-stock-images.com
 
2013-08-26 02:32:17 PM

Magorn: Hey Smith (excuse me, "Smif") Family, What did YOU think of Miley's performance?
[599x345 from https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSjvTctIAAAB8uj.jpg:large image 599x345]


Except that wasn't taken during Miley Cyrus' performance. Link
 
2013-08-26 02:35:54 PM

TuteTibiImperes: She isn't out going on crazy drug binges, drinking and driving, pissing in buckets, or spitting on her fans, so I'd say she's the model of civility in terms of modern child-star turned superstardom.

Let her dance how she likes, things could be a hell of a lot worse.


This. I honestly don't mind this level of crazy in our celebrities. Let'em do what makes them happy (and money). She doesn't appear to be a danger to anyone or herself, unlike several other young celebrities that we all know.
 
2013-08-26 02:35:59 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Is it really twerking with no body fat?

It's more of a scraping motion.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPhYRtK0fBU (NSFW)
 
2013-08-26 02:35:59 PM
 
2013-08-26 02:36:25 PM
Tighten the buckles on your hats and prepare your fainting couches. We're going to get offended up in this biatch.
 
2013-08-26 02:36:44 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-08-26 02:37:30 PM
The way the grandchildren are acting these days, tsk tsk...
 
2013-08-26 02:40:35 PM
C'mon guys, leave her alone.  She's just being Miley.
 
2013-08-26 02:40:56 PM
I'm really starting to get disturbed at that picture of Miley's ass. Asscheeks should not squish like that. With that kind of pressure, there's gotta be pale pink shrinkwrap halfway up to the cervix.
 
2013-08-26 02:42:49 PM
Miley, what happened? You used to be so wholesome and innocent.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 02:43:19 PM

theorellior: I'm really starting to get disturbed at that picture of Miley's ass. Asscheeks should not squish like that. With that kind of pressure, there's gotta be pale pink shrinkwrap halfway up to the cervix.


those are like bicycle shorts. If a woman's ass looks good in them,
Her ass will not look good out of them.
 
2013-08-26 02:43:34 PM
Well I just watched that performance and it is a mess, but I have to admit for some reason I find her attractive. I think it all started the first time I saw that pic of her from behind on all fours. Does anyone have it handy? No, I can't find it and post it myself.
 
2013-08-26 02:45:28 PM
I liked her better when she was tweeting about liking the Flaming Lips.  That seemed genuine.

Also, acting like a whore is not particularly empowering.  Acting like a whore in order to sell records, even less so.
 
2013-08-26 02:45:55 PM

milkyshirt: Well I just watched that performance and it is a mess, but I have to admit for some reason I find her attractive. I think it all started the first time I saw that pic of her from behind on all fours. Does anyone have it handy? No, I can't find it and post it myself.


Sigh...
 
2013-08-26 02:46:42 PM
The word "twerking" makes me homicidal!
 
2013-08-26 02:47:02 PM

gwowen: Also, acting like a whore is not particularly empowering.  Acting like a whore in order to sell records, even less so.


The metric asston of money received from being a whore to sell records, however, is very empowering.
 
2013-08-26 02:47:05 PM

vudukungfu: theorellior: I'm really starting to get disturbed at that picture of Miley's ass. Asscheeks should not squish like that. With that kind of pressure, there's gotta be pale pink shrinkwrap halfway up to the cervix.

those are like bicycle shorts. If a woman's ass looks good in them,
Her ass will not look good out of them.


Wait, are you saying a good looking ass will look bad in bicycle shorts?
 
2013-08-26 02:47:11 PM

WippitGuud: milkyshirt: Well I just watched that performance and it is a mess, but I have to admit for some reason I find her attractive. I think it all started the first time I saw that pic of her from behind on all fours. Does anyone have it handy? No, I can't find it and post it myself.

Sigh...


Hmm... Fark ate the picture.
 
2013-08-26 02:47:18 PM

theorellior: I'm really starting to get disturbed at that picture of Miley's ass. Asscheeks should not squish like that. With that kind of pressure, there's gotta be pale pink shrinkwrap halfway up to the cervix.


It looks painful and creates a weird mudflap effect. It's never good when your outfit can be described in terms of mudflaps.
 
2013-08-26 02:48:28 PM

tallguywithglasseson: Look how hard Miley Cyrus is trying today.


Evidently it worked.
 
2013-08-26 02:48:50 PM

milkyshirt: I think it all started the first time I saw that pic


www.celebrityvalues.com?
 
2013-08-26 02:48:50 PM

Buttknuckle: The word "twerking" makes me homicidal!


When did this become a thing? I feel like I only learned of the word's existence about a week ago, and now it's everywhere.
 
2013-08-26 02:49:20 PM
How many threads do we need on this today, and why am I clicking on every one of them? Shiat, I'm the problem.
 
2013-08-26 02:49:40 PM

someonelse: Buttknuckle: The word "twerking" makes me homicidal!

When did this become a thing? I feel like I only learned of the word's existence about a week ago, and now it's everywhere.


Wait til we start getting "Harlem Twerk" videos.
 
2013-08-26 02:49:55 PM
ll-media.tmz.com
 
2013-08-26 02:50:01 PM

gwowen: I liked her better when she was tweeting about liking the Flaming Lips.  That seemed genuine.

Also, acting like a whore is not particularly empowering.  Acting like a whore in order to sell records, even less so.


You sound old and white.
 
2013-08-26 02:50:30 PM

vudukungfu: those are like bicycle shorts.


Bicycle shorts actually look comfortable. I'm getting "too much fiber" sympathy pangs in my colon just looking at that photo.
 
2013-08-26 02:51:49 PM
Her ass in those shorts looks like Hank Hill's bare one.
 
2013-08-26 02:52:02 PM

someonelse: Buttknuckle: The word "twerking" makes me homicidal!

When did this become a thing? I feel like I only learned of the word's existence about a week ago, and now it's everywhere.


I don't know what it means and I'm avoiding it like Duck's Dynasty, which is to say poorly.  I don't even own a television and yet this shiat keeps getting through to my brain.

This is why I'm sociopathic when all I'm trying to be is socioapethetic.
 
2013-08-26 02:53:00 PM
As bad as that shiat was, everybody on the planet should know what they're getting themselves into at this point when they turn on some MTV/Grammy/Rich-People-Congratulating-Themselves Award Show.  The whole point is to engineer some 'shocking' crap that people will talk about for a few days.  It happens every single time, without fail.  So when I read this in TFA:

"MTV has once again succeeded in marketing sexually charged messages to young children using former child stars and condom commercials - while falsely rating this program as appropriate for kids as young as 14. This is unacceptable," Parents Television Council Director of Public Policy Dan Isett says in a statement e-mailed to reporters.

My first inclination is to say: If you are a parent who is allowing your kid to watch these shows, you no longer have any excuse to act all pearl-clutchy and "think-of-the-children"-y.  You knew what this was going to be.  You knew something 'outrageous' was going to happen.  Either be the adult and take some control over the things your children watch, or STFU.

/Personal responsibility
//So hot right now
 
2013-08-26 02:53:42 PM

Magorn: Hey Smith (excuse me, "Smif") Family, What did YOU think of Miley's performance?
[599x345 from https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSjvTctIAAAB8uj.jpg:large image 599x345]


I've seen this pic like a hundred times today and I still crack up at the Smith kid on the left every time I see it.
 
2013-08-26 02:54:52 PM

TuteTibiImperes: She isn't out going on crazy drug binges, drinking and driving, pissing in buckets, or spitting on her fans, so I'd say she's the model of civility in terms of modern child-star turned superstardom.

Let her dance how she likes, things could be a hell of a lot worse.


That right there. And you better believe she and her daddy are laughing all the way to the bank.
 
2013-08-26 02:55:08 PM

milkyshirt: Wait, are you saying a good looking ass will look bad in bicycle shorts?


Oh hell yes.
the only thing is, you can't tell if they will look bad or good when you get them off.
Which you don't want to do unless you're ready to scrub that thang.
It's a bit of a steam jacket/sauna
 
2013-08-26 02:57:16 PM
I just watched the video.

I remember watching footage of a Madonna concert some 10+ years ago, where during the show she had a bed pushed out on the stage and she basically simulated masturbating to orgasm.

While crass and feckless, let's not pretend hypersexualized "performances" are reaching any new lows of decency, just keeping it where it has been. And more importantly, making sure everyone is talking about it the next day. Which the media is.

/to lower the bar, someone's going to have to get inseminated.
//next year's VMA show?
 
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