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(Adweek)   Mercedes: Look, we hate Hitler as much as the next guy, but this spoof ad of our cars running over a boy Adolf is perhaps just a bit over the top   (adweek.com) divider line 92
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2013-08-26 01:27:02 PM
That was really well done. I hope they got an A.
 
2013-08-26 02:07:02 PM
Not really. I'd shoot kid Hitler in the face if I knew what he was going to become.
 
2013-08-26 02:07:10 PM
I don't know why Mercedes Benz would make such an ad.  It seems to be in poor taste.
 
2013-08-26 02:08:12 PM
That was great
 
2013-08-26 02:08:19 PM
That is farking great. Nice work.
 
2013-08-26 02:08:44 PM
Surely humanity requires us to wait until a person does something bad before we impose a punishment.
 
2013-08-26 02:09:22 PM
Nice car too. Come with a pussy magnet installed at the factory... it only attracts blonds oddly.
 
2013-08-26 02:10:51 PM
Epic.  I liked how his body was laying.  this is up there this the cat killing car ad, but i think that was a real ad and aired.
 
2013-08-26 02:10:59 PM
So the ad is saying "if boy Hitler had an armored M-B 770 he would be ok"?
 
2013-08-26 02:11:36 PM
Eh.  Can't be as bad as Volkswagen.

farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-08-26 02:12:05 PM
I wondered how they were going to make the connection in the mind of the viewer. Only a German citizen and/ or WWII history buff would make the connection with the sign shown. Considering a virtual monopoly on the name Adolph in history, well played indeed.
 
2013-08-26 02:12:38 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Eh.  Can't be as bad as Volkswagen.

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Wow....that's terrible.
 
2013-08-26 02:13:50 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Berlin to Warsaw...


Oh, Snapski!
 
2013-08-26 02:14:40 PM

mainstreet62: Wow....that's terrible.


resources3.news.com.au
 
2013-08-26 02:14:44 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Eh.  Can't be as bad as Volkswagen.

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HOLY shiat.

Is that real?
 
2013-08-26 02:16:13 PM

hardinparamedic: HOLY shiat.

Is that real?


www.stustake.com
 
2013-08-26 02:20:00 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Eh.  Can't be as bad as Volkswagen.


Not sure if war joke or poles steal cars joke.
 
2013-08-26 02:21:19 PM

Ned Stark: Satanic_Hamster: Eh.  Can't be as bad as Volkswagen.

Not sure if war joke or poles steal cars joke.


War joke.  Everyone knows it's Albanians who steal cars.
 
2013-08-26 02:22:53 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Eh.  Can't be as bad as Volkswagen.

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That is awesome.
 
2013-08-26 02:24:51 PM
Bravo, you magnificent bastards!
 
2013-08-26 02:28:16 PM
Again?  Am I the only one who has actually read IATT Bulletin 1147?  Jeez.

brb.
 
2013-08-26 02:28:58 PM

hardinparamedic: Not really. I'd shoot kid Hitler in the face if I knew what he was going to become.


So you'd rather that the empire-hungry Germany of the 1930's be led by a competent and non-self-destructive megalomaniac instead?

Rule 1 Of Alternate Worlds: What You Don't Know Is Always Worse.
 
2013-08-26 02:29:09 PM

Satanic_Hamster: hardinparamedic: HOLY shiat.

Is that real?

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So where's the blonde in the black bikini from May's commercial?
 
2013-08-26 02:30:05 PM

hardinparamedic: Not really. I'd shoot kid Hitler in the face if I knew what he was going to become.


Lock him up in the cupboard.
 
2013-08-26 02:30:22 PM

Superjew: hardinparamedic: Not really. I'd shoot kid Hitler in the face if I knew what he was going to become.

So you'd rather that the empire-hungry Germany of the 1930's be led by a competent and non-self-destructive megalomaniac instead?

Rule 1 Of Alternate Worlds: What You Don't Know Is Always Worse.


Irony, thy name is Superjew.
 
2013-08-26 02:30:51 PM
Was this before or after the other ad in which the car went back in time to kill Hitler's mother but failed?
 
2013-08-26 02:33:25 PM
 
2013-08-26 02:33:30 PM
Perhaps waiting till he started wearing that silly mustache.
 
2013-08-26 02:33:44 PM
Looks like young Adolf did Nazi that coming.
 
2013-08-26 02:34:13 PM
i1.ytimg.com

That's all volks!
 
2013-08-26 02:34:41 PM
Came for this:

cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
 
2013-08-26 02:35:30 PM
 
2013-08-26 02:37:24 PM

Superjew: hardinparamedic: Not really. I'd shoot kid Hitler in the face if I knew what he was going to become.

So you'd rather that the empire-hungry Germany of the 1930's be led by a competent and non-self-destructive megalomaniac instead?

Rule 1 Of Alternate Worlds: What You Don't Know Is Always Worse.


That, or it could become a self-fulfilling prophecy, like Abe Lincoln using his time machine to try to kill John Wilkes Booth.
 
2013-08-26 02:37:52 PM

hardinparamedic: Not really. I'd shoot kid Hitler in the face if I knew what he was going to become.


Reminds me of Minority Report.  These popped up in my head:

"Mr. Hilter, by mandate of the District of Columbia Precrime Division, I'm placing you under arrest for the future murder of thousands of jew that was to take place between 1939 and 1945."

"Sometimes, in order to see the light, you have to risk the dark." - The best of us comes out during the worst of times.  Karma?  Ying vs. Yang?  If there was no evil act there would be no kind acts.  Who knows... who knows...

"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king." - Remember hindsight is 20/20.
 
2013-08-26 02:37:59 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Eh.  Can't be as bad as Volkswagen.

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Clarkson never fails.  Even when he fails.
 
2013-08-26 02:38:25 PM
farking keyboard
 
2013-08-26 02:39:16 PM
Nicely done.
 
2013-08-26 02:40:15 PM

b33rnutz: hardinparamedic: Not really. I'd shoot kid Hitler in the face if I knew what he was going to become.

Reminds me of Minority Report.  These popped up in my head:

"Mr. Hilter, by mandate of the District of Columbia Precrime Division, I'm placing you under arrest for the future murder of thousands of jew that was to take place between 1939 and 1945."

"Sometimes, in order to see the light, you have to risk the dark." - The best of us comes out during the worst of times.  Karma?  Ying vs. Yang?  If there was no evil act there would be no kind acts.  Who knows... who knows...

"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king." - Remember hindsight is 20/20.


Problem is altering the time line.  You have to get them before they'd die normally, in order to punish them before their normal death.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-26 02:41:20 PM
Mercedes used to be pretty tight with Hitler - fair weather friends I guess.
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-08-26 02:43:57 PM
How about a Mercedes running over a Henry Ford clutching his Ford-plant-printed Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
 
2013-08-26 02:50:45 PM
Meh.  As a commercial, it tries too hard.
 
2013-08-26 02:50:56 PM
I want to applaud Daimler for just asking for a disclaimer and not forcing the removal of the video, this type of common sense is very rare these days.
 
2013-08-26 02:51:34 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Eh.  Can't be as bad as Volkswagen.

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i love that
 
2013-08-26 02:52:14 PM

b33rnutz: hardinparamedic: Not really. I'd shoot kid Hitler in the face if I knew what he was going to become.

Reminds me of Minority Report.  These popped up in my head:

"Mr. Hilter, by mandate of the District of Columbia Precrime Division, I'm placing you under arrest for the future murder of thousands of jew that was to take place between 1939 and 1945."

"Sometimes, in order to see the light, you have to risk the dark." - The best of us comes out during the worst of times.  Karma?  Ying vs. Yang?  If there was no evil act there would be no kind acts.  Who knows... who knows...

"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king." - Remember hindsight is 20/20.


Noone seems to recall all the crapload of other people that hitler put to death who weren't Jewish.
 
2013-08-26 03:01:14 PM

MadSkillz: b33rnutz: hardinparamedic: Not really. I'd shoot kid Hitler in the face if I knew what he was going to become.

Reminds me of Minority Report.  These popped up in my head:

"Mr. Hilter, by mandate of the District of Columbia Precrime Division, I'm placing you under arrest for the future murder of thousands of jew that was to take place between 1939 and 1945."

"Sometimes, in order to see the light, you have to risk the dark." - The best of us comes out during the worst of times.  Karma?  Ying vs. Yang?  If there was no evil act there would be no kind acts.  Who knows... who knows...

"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king." - Remember hindsight is 20/20.

Noone seems to recall all the crapload of other people that hitler put to death who weren't Jewish.


My grandfather who was Slovenian escaped the concentration camps. Plenty of slavs, gypsies, and I believe romanians.
 
2013-08-26 03:01:40 PM
I wonder if MB hated Hitler as much when they were raking in those D-marks and using slave labor?
 
2013-08-26 03:03:20 PM
I think they deserve an A for that.
 
2013-08-26 03:05:35 PM

mainstreet62: Satanic_Hamster: Eh.  Can't be as bad as Volkswagen.

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Wow....that's terrible.


i love that top gear controversies has its own wikipedia page.
 
2013-08-26 03:10:34 PM
Adolph's mom is hittable
 
2013-08-26 03:14:46 PM
Yes, but is it good on gas?
 
2013-08-26 03:15:29 PM

Ned Stark: Satanic_Hamster: Eh.  Can't be as bad as Volkswagen.

Not sure if war joke or poles steal cars joke.


Took a minute to find it as it's been yanked from Facetube....or is it Youbook?

Some ever so slightly risque photos on the right side.

Berlin to Warsaw in One Tank

It's ambitious but rubbish.
 
2013-08-26 03:20:53 PM
You know when I see all the old Mercedes cars around Christmas time I fail to see any of  SIX WHEEL cars that Adolf traveled  around
in.
 
2013-08-26 03:22:59 PM
It would be a tough call between the bomb-throwing anarchist who kicked off WW I and the "corporations are people" supreme court.
 
2013-08-26 03:27:41 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Nice car too. Come with a pussy magnet installed at the factory... it only attracts blonds oddly.


Teutonic thrusting?
 
2013-08-26 03:28:58 PM

Satanic_Hamster: hardinparamedic: HOLY shiat.

Is that real?

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For a big man with a huge head, he's got tiny hands and wrists.
 
2013-08-26 03:31:11 PM

Mr.Poops: MadSkillz: b33rnutz: hardinparamedic: Not really. I'd shoot kid Hitler in the face if I knew what he was going to become.

Reminds me of Minority Report.  These popped up in my head:

"Mr. Hilter, by mandate of the District of Columbia Precrime Division, I'm placing you under arrest for the future murder of thousands of jew that was to take place between 1939 and 1945."

"Sometimes, in order to see the light, you have to risk the dark." - The best of us comes out during the worst of times.  Karma?  Ying vs. Yang?  If there was no evil act there would be no kind acts.  Who knows... who knows...

"In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king." - Remember hindsight is 20/20.

Noone seems to recall all the crapload of other people that hitler put to death who weren't Jewish.

My grandfather who was Slovenian escaped the concentration camps. Plenty of slavs, gypsies, and I believe romanians.


Well, he had the right idea with the gypsies at least...

/Thieving bastards...
 
2013-08-26 03:36:12 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Eh.  Can't be as bad as Volkswagen.

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lulz. The Scirocco  is not as tough as the Polo, though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNOpDOVpixA
 
2013-08-26 03:37:26 PM
Came for Top Gear's fake VW ad, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-08-26 03:40:00 PM
Who was driving the Mercedes? Ezra Lieberman?
www.saintvespaluus.com
 
2013-08-26 03:40:19 PM
BitwiseShift How about a Mercedes running over a Henry Ford clutching his Ford-plant-printed Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

Meh, how about the U.S. taxpayers re-imbursing Ford & GM for Allied bomber's damages to their Axis-controlled factories...right before their claims were to expire in 1967?  Ironically, Chrysler did not partake  http://emperors-clothes.com/articles/randy/swas2.htm
 
2013-08-26 03:41:36 PM
Had a friend, we wre discussing if we could change 1 bit off history, what would it be? He said kill Hitler, and I said give the Aztecs automatic weapons.
 
2013-08-26 03:43:36 PM

rudemix: Adolph's mom is hittable


I'd tend to her Schicklgroove
 
2013-08-26 03:43:58 PM

mainstreet62: Irony, thy name is Superjew.


Hey, after reading tons of WWII military history, I spent a lot of time wondering what would have happened had Hitler not been stupid enough to cavalierly toss away several game-winning opportunities.

/Ein Welt, Ein Reich, Ein Führer - sound good to you?
 
2013-08-26 03:45:39 PM
Ironically, using a VW logo in their Chappaquiddick parody was one of only TWO times the classic National Lampoon was forced to issue a retraction(most people falsely assumed it was due to pressure from the Kennedys).  To quote a couple I know who found out the hard way, NEVER run afoul of V-Dub's Lawyer's:   http://www.printmag.com/imprint/on-hoaxes-spoofs-and-parodies/
 
2013-08-26 03:45:54 PM
So, yes when you travel back in time to kill Hitler, he doesn't serve in the first war, doesn't earn distinction in battle, and also doesn't make the blunders at the end of the war. Like pissing on his friend Stalin, or continuing the same attack strategy, even though the Allies figured out a counter for it. Instead you have a competent commander who makes the treaty with Russia stand, honors it, and doesn't make the treaty with Japan, because their Russian allies hate the Japanese. Pearl harbor is averted, but the Russians invade Alaska. Idiots in the USA decide that the Russians must be expelled, and trigger the worst idea possible: sending the army into Alaska. Millions die because no one thinks about how well the Russians operate in that climate. Canada becomes the new front of the war, with vast swaths of forest burned in efforts to kill the Russian menace. Millions die in "accidental" fires, but the Russians show no sign of retreat, despite the new pact with the Japanese, on behalf of the Americans. A final solution is worked outwith the Canadians, and troops are moved to a sage distance as Big Boy and his little brother are unleashed on first the troops(in the millions) still on Canadian soil, and then in a heavily coordinated strike on Moscow. In return for their help, the Japanese are given the honor of turning Stalingrad into dust.

Japan and America march into the twilight of the 20th century as allies, with Russia and Siberia parceled up between the Allies. Germany, after faking the war's beginning and murdering and pillaging through Europe, is broken up and permanently turned into an agrarian society... Hitler is caught and tried for war crimes, as is Stalin and both their cabinets. All of them are sent to the gulag in Siberia, run by the Japanese, and forgotten. Italy is given over to French rule, for crimes committed in wartime.
 
2013-08-26 03:58:50 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-26 04:02:35 PM
mattsko.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-26 04:07:37 PM

Superjew: mainstreet62: Irony, thy name is Superjew.

Hey, after reading tons of WWII military history, I spent a lot of time wondering what would have happened had Hitler not been stupid enough to cavalierly toss away several game-winning opportunities.

/Ein Welt, Ein Reich, Ein Führer - sound good to you?


Thing is, you need to take the bad with the good.

German was only in the catbird seat in 1940 because of Hitler's reckless aggression and political ambition. "Stupidly cavalier" was just fine when it was working. It's just that 1942-1945, it stopped. It wasn't Hitler's decisions that changed, it was his luck. He very nearly did win at Moscow and Stalingrad in spite of himself, and his gambit w/ Britain might well have worked had Britain reacted to Dunkirk like they had in WWI.
 
2013-08-26 04:14:33 PM

Trance354: So, yes when you travel back in time to kill Hitler, he doesn't serve in the first war, doesn't earn distinction in battle, and also doesn't make the blunders at the end of the war. Like pissing on his friend Stalin, or continuing the same attack strategy, even though the Allies figured out a counter for it. Instead you have a competent commander who makes the treaty with Russia stand, honors it, and doesn't make the treaty with Japan, because their Russian allies hate the Japanese. Pearl harbor is averted, but the Russians invade Alaska. Idiots in the USA decide that the Russians must be expelled, and trigger the worst idea possible: sending the army into Alaska. Millions die because no one thinks about how well the Russians operate in that climate. Canada becomes the new front of the war, with vast swaths of forest burned in efforts to kill the Russian menace. Millions die in "accidental" fires, but the Russians show no sign of retreat, despite the new pact with the Japanese, on behalf of the Americans. A final solution is worked outwith the Canadians, and troops are moved to a sage distance as Big Boy and his little brother are unleashed on first the troops(in the millions) still on Canadian soil, and then in a heavily coordinated strike on Moscow. In return for their help, the Japanese are given the honor of turning Stalingrad into dust.

Japan and America march into the twilight of the 20th century as allies, with Russia and Siberia parceled up between the Allies. Germany, after faking the war's beginning and murdering and pillaging through Europe, is broken up and permanently turned into an agrarian society... Hitler is caught and tried for war crimes, as is Stalin and both their cabinets. All of them are sent to the gulag in Siberia, run by the Japanese, and forgotten. Italy is given over to French rule, for crimes committed in wartime.


In 1941, Russia gets its ass handed to it in Alaska.

1. Alaska is very far from Moscow; Russia wasn't even that committed to defending Siberia. Their defense against the Japanese was fairly token -- they mostly wanted to keep them off the railroad, and keep their Pacific ports operating.
2. Russia in 1941 has no navy to speak of. They have no way of defending their supply lines from the American navy, which is one of the largest in the world. Supply and constant reinforcements were the real advantages the Russians had from Father Winter versus the Germans -- they don't have this advantage in Alaska.
3. Russia in 1941 has no generals to speak of. This is why Finland and Germany were kicking their ass until Stalingrad. There's still only one Zhukov.
4. American tanks sucked in 1941, but were still worlds better than Japanese tanks.
5. Russia has never cared about Alaska. Which is why they sold it in the first place.

I also don't see why a NA pact Russia decides to attack the US. I don't know who thinks that would go well.
 
2013-08-26 04:15:52 PM
Mercedes parent Daimler is and forced the students to add blaring disclaimers that identify the project as a spoof.

So, Mercedes supports Hitler?
Explained why their drivers are such souless, dickless douches.
 
2013-08-26 04:18:50 PM
unavailable for comment
www.cinereves.com
 
2013-08-26 04:22:09 PM
To be fair, there aren't a lot of dictators (and other heads of state) who wouldn't pick a Mercedes limo as their car of choice.
 
2013-08-26 04:28:36 PM
 
2013-08-26 04:32:09 PM

Somaticasual: Of course, if it was BMW, he'd be driving..


Agreed.
 
2013-08-26 04:38:05 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Eh.  Can't be as bad as Volkswagen.

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d1xcqlxj49e9dd.cloudfront.net
 
2013-08-26 04:47:00 PM

Kentucky Fried Children: Satanic_Hamster: Eh.  Can't be as bad as Volkswagen.

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lulz. The Scirocco  is not as tough as the Polo, though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNOpDOVpixA


that was great !! thanks for sharing.
 
2013-08-26 05:03:05 PM
hardinparamedic
2013-08-26 02:07:02 PM


Not really. I'd shoot put kid Hitler in the face through art school if I knew what he was going to become.

d202m5krfqbpi5.cloudfront.net
 
2013-08-26 05:14:40 PM

Tellingthem: That was really well done. I hope they got an A.


It only merits a Zyklon B
 
2013-08-26 05:16:19 PM

Harry Freakstorm: hardinparamedic
2013-08-26 02:07:02 PM


Not really. I'd shoot put kid Hitler in the face through art school if I knew what he was going to become.

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This. Get Hitler into art school and get him a Jewish girlfriend, and he winds up weird old Adolph the art teacher with the stupid mustache. And the swastika is still used on U.S. federal buildings as a Native-American-inspired decorative elemeent.
 
2013-08-26 05:20:29 PM

Superjew: Hey, after reading tons of WWII military history, I spent a lot of time wondering what would have happened had Hitler not been stupid enough to cavalierly toss away several game-winning opportunities.


Yeah but that's just military history. What if, before there was any war, there would not have been a person to use propaganda and intimidation to such effect as Hitler did? Without Hitler getting so much credit for Germany's economic recovery, all that goodwill might not have been used to start the next great war.

Be that as it may, this is what really happened:

www.smbc-comics.com
 
2013-08-26 05:24:46 PM

Trance354: So, yes when you travel back in time to kill Hitler, he doesn't serve in the first war, doesn't earn distinction in battle, and also doesn't make the blunders at the end of the war. Like pissing on his friend Stalin, or continuing the same attack strategy, even though the Allies figured out a counter for it. Instead you have a competent commander who makes the treaty with Russia stand, honors it, and doesn't make the treaty with Japan, because their Russian allies hate the Japanese. Pearl harbor is averted, but the Russians invade Alaska. Idiots in the USA decide that the Russians must be expelled, and trigger the worst idea possible: sending the army into Alaska. Millions die because no one thinks about how well the Russians operate in that climate. Canada becomes the new front of the war, with vast swaths of forest burned in efforts to kill the Russian menace. Millions die in "accidental" fires, but the Russians show no sign of retreat, despite the new pact with the Japanese, on behalf of the Americans. A final solution is worked outwith the Canadians, and troops are moved to a sage distance as Big Boy and his little brother are unleashed on first the troops(in the millions) still on Canadian soil, and then in a heavily coordinated strike on Moscow. In return for their help, the Japanese are given the honor of turning Stalingrad into dust.

Japan and America march into the twilight of the 20th century as allies, with Russia and Siberia parceled up between the Allies. Germany, after faking the war's beginning and murdering and pillaging through Europe, is broken up and permanently turned into an agrarian society... Hitler is caught and tried for war crimes, as is Stalin and both their cabinets. All of them are sent to the gulag in Siberia, run by the Japanese, and forgotten. Italy is given over to French rule, for crimes committed in wartime.


You sound Scottish.
 
2013-08-26 05:51:44 PM

Trance354: So, yes when you travel back in time to kill Hitler, he doesn't serve in the first war, doesn't earn distinction in battle, and also doesn't make the blunders at the end of the war. Like pissing on his friend Stalin, or continuing the same attack strategy, even though the Allies figured out a counter for it. Instead you have a competent commander who makes the treaty with Russia stand, honors it, and doesn't make the treaty with Japan, because their Russian allies hate the Japanese. Pearl harbor is averted, but the Russians invade Alaska. Idiots in the USA decide that the Russians must be expelled, and trigger the worst idea possible: sending the army into Alaska. Millions die because no one thinks about how well the Russians operate in that climate. Canada becomes the new front of the war, with vast swaths of forest burned in efforts to kill the Russian menace. Millions die in "accidental" fires, but the Russians show no sign of retreat, despite the new pact with the Japanese, on behalf of the Americans. A final solution is worked outwith the Canadians, and troops are moved to a sage distance as Big Boy and his little brother are unleashed on first the troops(in the millions) still on Canadian soil, and then in a heavily coordinated strike on Moscow. In return for their help, the Japanese are given the honor of turning Stalingrad into dust.

Japan and America march into the twilight of the 20th century as allies, with Russia and Siberia parceled up between the Allies. Germany, after faking the war's beginning and murdering and pillaging through Europe, is broken up and permanently turned into an agrarian society... Hitler is caught and tried for war crimes, as is Stalin and both their cabinets. All of them are sent to the gulag in Siberia, run by the Japanese, and forgotten. Italy is given over to French rule, for crimes committed in wartime.


That's it ! There were two Hitlers all along !
 
2013-08-26 05:52:07 PM

Trance354: So, yes when you travel back in time to kill Hitler, he doesn't serve in the first war, doesn't earn distinction in battle, and also doesn't make the blunders at the end of the war. Like pissing on his friend Stalin, or continuing the same attack strategy, even though the Allies figured out a counter for it. Instead you have a competent commander who makes the treaty with Russia stand, honors it, and doesn't make the treaty with Japan, because their Russian allies hate the Japanese. Pearl harbor is averted, but the Russians invade Alaska. Idiots in the USA decide that the Russians must be expelled, and trigger the worst idea possible: sending the army into Alaska. Millions die because no one thinks about how well the Russians operate in that climate. Canada becomes the new front of the war, with vast swaths of forest burned in efforts to kill the Russian menace. Millions die in "accidental" fires, but the Russians show no sign of retreat, despite the new pact with the Japanese, on behalf of the Americans. A final solution is worked outwith the Canadians, and troops are moved to a sage distance as Big Boy and his little brother are unleashed on first the troops(in the millions) still on Canadian soil, and then in a heavily coordinated strike on Moscow. In return for their help, the Japanese are given the honor of turning Stalingrad into dust.

Japan and America march into the twilight of the 20th century as allies, with Russia and Siberia parceled up between the Allies. Germany, after faking the war's beginning and murdering and pillaging through Europe, is broken up and permanently turned into an agrarian society... Hitler is caught and tried for war crimes, as is Stalin and both their cabinets. All of them are sent to the gulag in Siberia, run by the Japanese, and forgotten. Italy is given over to French rule, for crimes committed in wartime.


So if you go back in time and assassinate Hitler as a child, the end result will be Hitler being tried for war crimes as an adult?!?!

How exactly does that work?
 
2013-08-26 05:56:31 PM
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2013-08-26 06:08:19 PM

mainstreet62: Satanic_Hamster: Eh.  Can't be as bad as Volkswagen.

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Wow....that's terrible.


it's not terrible

it's Top Gear

/new episode tonight!!
 
2013-08-26 06:10:47 PM
Spend less time worried about being torched by a bunch of Germans and worry about one German - Vettel set a time through the Ardennes that put 1940 to shame.
 
2013-08-26 06:44:28 PM

Lamberts Ho Man: Mercedes used to be pretty tight with Hitler - fair weather friends I guess.
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Indeed...

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2013-08-26 07:23:15 PM

HAMMERTOE: Satanic_Hamster: Berlin to Warsaw...

Oh, Snapski!



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2013-08-26 08:08:35 PM
He did Nazi that coming.
 
2013-08-26 08:13:21 PM
I don't get it.  I thought the Jews wont drive a Mercedes.
 
2013-08-26 09:42:21 PM
The only reason to shoot 'Lil Hitler' is if you think he was single handedly responsible for the war. If that is not the case, having that mentally unstable retard in charge helped the allies immensly. Imagine the consequences of having a mentally sound and tactically adept leader of Nazi Germany :(

While I personally despise Hitler, I really think the war was going to happen due to socio-economic pressures brought on by the depression and the punative measure impleneted following the 1st world war.
 
2013-08-26 11:36:35 PM

Archfeld: The only reason to shoot 'Lil Hitler' is if you think he was single handedly responsible for the war. If that is not the case, having that mentally unstable retard in charge helped the allies immensly. Imagine the consequences of having a mentally sound and tactically adept leader of Nazi Germany :(

While I personally despise Hitler, I really think the war was going to happen due to socio-economic pressures brought on by the depression and the punative measure impleneted following the 1st world war.


But its his gibbereing racist insanity thats the problem. no one cares if the allies get their shiat punched in. they deserve it for Versailles anyway.
 
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