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2013-08-26 02:41:15 PM  
Thanks to continuing advances in medical technology, lesbians can now produce kids! Thanks science.
 
2013-08-26 02:49:54 PM  
images.iherb.com
 
2013-08-26 02:50:06 PM  
What's wrong with peanut butter?
 
2013-08-26 03:03:34 PM  

rjakobi: What's wrong with peanut butter?


When Lesbians eat peanut butter, talk about bad breath.  And I'm sure the ladies have breath issues, too.
 
2013-08-26 03:06:54 PM  
Praying mantises jump the female from behind, start humping on her, and she turns around and bites their head off.

They keep humping away even after death, proving you don't need a brain to f**k.
 
2013-08-26 03:08:09 PM  
For the goats:
static.igossip.com
 
2013-08-26 03:10:13 PM  
Works for this old goat.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-26 03:37:09 PM  
"Let's put on some lesbian porn FULL STOP"
 
2013-08-26 03:37:28 PM  
I hear George Clooney passed on the script for "Goats Who State at Women."
 
2013-08-26 03:38:29 PM  
* stare

/damn, I need to learn how to hit preview
 
2013-08-26 03:40:03 PM  
I bet apes are into lesbian sex, too. You've got one guy, and he chases away all the other guys who get near one of his girls. He can't possibly keep all those girls happy. So it's probably like a harem, where the sheik has a couple of favorites, and all the rest of the girls spend the day fingering each other and eating figs. At least, that's the way I like to think about it.
 
2013-08-26 03:49:42 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: I bet apes are into lesbian sex, too. You've got one guy, and he chases away all the other guys who get near one of his girls. He can't possibly keep all those girls happy. So it's probably like a harem, where the sheik has a couple of favorites, and all the rest of the girls spend the day fingering each other and eating figs. At least, that's the way I like to think about it.


Exactly how much time  do you spend thinking about lesbian ape sex?
 
2013-08-26 03:52:07 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: I bet apes are into lesbian sex, too. You've got one guy, and he chases away all the other guys who get near one of his girls. He can't possibly keep all those girls happy. So it's probably like a harem, where the sheik has a couple of favorites, and all the rest of the girls spend the day fingering each other and eating figs. At least, that's the way I like to think about it.


Google Bonobos.
 
2013-08-26 03:53:23 PM  
Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.
 
2013-08-26 03:58:28 PM  
i'd bleat it
 
2013-08-26 04:02:11 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: "Let's put on some lesbian porn FULL STOP"


I'm pretty sure the Internet just did a powerslide.
 
2013-08-26 04:02:37 PM  
letrole
Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.


Saying lesbians are hot based on porn is like saying war is fun based on John Wayne movies.
 
2013-08-26 04:04:17 PM  

letrole: Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.


1/10
 
2013-08-26 04:05:46 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-08-26 04:07:09 PM  

letrole: Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians are a fetish for involuntarily abstinent young men who have been desensitised to normal sexual imagery.


^^ Anti-gay moron.
 
2013-08-26 04:08:35 PM  
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but if male goats are watching female goats go at it, they're not watching lesbian pornography. They're watching lesbian sex. For it to be pornography, it would have to be depicted in writing, photos, video, etc.
 
2013-08-26 04:08:49 PM  

stevetherobot: rumpelstiltskin: I bet apes are into lesbian sex, too. You've got one guy, and he chases away all the other guys who get near one of his girls. He can't possibly keep all those girls happy. So it's probably like a harem, where the sheik has a couple of favorites, and all the rest of the girls spend the day fingering each other and eating figs. At least, that's the way I like to think about it.

Google Bonobos.


Also dolphins some of the two biggest freaks in the animal kingdom
 
2013-08-26 04:22:52 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: stevetherobot: rumpelstiltskin: I bet apes are into lesbian sex, too. You've got one guy, and he chases away all the other guys who get near one of his girls. He can't possibly keep all those girls happy. So it's probably like a harem, where the sheik has a couple of favorites, and all the rest of the girls spend the day fingering each other and eating figs. At least, that's the way I like to think about it.

Google Bonobos.

Also dolphins some of the two biggest freaks in the animal kingdom


Figging.
 
2013-08-26 04:27:02 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: stevetherobot: rumpelstiltskin: I bet apes are into lesbian sex, too. You've got one guy, and he chases away all the other guys who get near one of his girls. He can't possibly keep all those girls happy. So it's probably like a harem, where the sheik has a couple of favorites, and all the rest of the girls spend the day fingering each other and eating figs. At least, that's the way I like to think about it.

Google Bonobos.

Also dolphins some of the two biggest freaks in the animal kingdom


Also Lions and Chinese emperors
 
2013-08-26 05:00:04 PM  
Lesbian Goatse?
 
2013-08-26 05:14:06 PM  
Won't someone think of the kids?
 
2013-08-26 05:17:11 PM  
Leaving disappointed... :(
 
2013-08-26 06:01:08 PM  

Colin O'Scopy: Leaving disappointed... :(


You were hoping for more lesbian goat porn?
 
2013-08-26 06:02:38 PM  
lesbian goat

/hottest in the world
 
2013-08-26 08:42:43 PM  
 
2013-08-27 12:44:32 AM  

Kraftwerk Orange: [448x252 from http://s3.amazonaws.com/auteurs_production/images/film/the-men-who-sta re-at-goats/w448/the-men-who-stare-at-goats.jpg?1302609056 image 448x252]


hahahaha

/leaves happy
 
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