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2013-08-26 11:14:42 AM

GungFu: NostroZ: Jewish funerals is one of the reasons I am proud to be Jewish.

The body is buried quickly (within 24 hours).
There is a very defined set of grieving rituals for the surviving family members.
It's done in a respectable fashion (vs. parading around the dead like a marionette).


You're farked if Allah if the correct God, YHWH is his biatch and you've wasted your time on earth having been mutilated as a baby, and made to say, 'oy vay' every 2 minutes.


But the Allah-ites circumcize also.  And what does he care, he's dead and had a dignified burial.
 
2013-08-26 11:15:26 AM

NostroZ: The body is buried quickly (within 24 hours).


Well, that actually clears up a lot. We had a Jewish neighbor die last winter and everyone in the hood was a bit put off because there was no visitation, memorial service, or anything like that. I'd know the guy my entire life, worked with him on community projects, volunteer fire dept, etc, and then he was just gone without any ceremony or anything. It still feels very strange.
 
2013-08-26 11:16:37 AM

cameroncrazy1984: NostroZ: Jewish funerals is one of the reasons I am proud to be Jewish.

The body is buried quickly (within 24 hours).
There is a very defined set of grieving rituals for the surviving family members.
It's done in a respectable fashion (vs. parading around the dead like a marionette).

Muslim funerals are much the same, are they not?


Shh. Don't point out that you never see Allah, God and Yahweh in the same room. You might start something you can't even finish.
 
2013-08-26 11:17:51 AM

hardinparamedic: NostroZ: Jewish funerals is one of the reasons I am proud to be Jewish.

The body is buried quickly (within 24 hours).
There is a very defined set of grieving rituals for the surviving family members.
It's done in a respectable fashion (vs. parading around the dead like a marionette).

Do they do the chair dance there too?


There's only so much slack good taste in bourbon will get you.
 
2013-08-26 11:17:54 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: NostroZ: ritual burial IS WHAT makes us HUMAN!

Wrong again. What makes us human is a specific set of chromosomes.

/And I wonder how people that don't bury their dead feel about you saying they're not human.


From a genetic perspective... Yes... but from an ARCHAEOLOGICAL perspective, we tend to draw the line of civilization at a set of rituals that are done superficially in the belief of something greater than ourselves... as in trinkets or beads... unnecessary for survival and superficial, yet archeologists look for them as markers of human progress.  These markers are almost always found in graves of the diseased... that's how a vision of common life is often determined.

Now, I'm sure there's other rituals... Vikings burned their dead... Eskimos sent them off on icebergs... etc.  Yet the RITUAL of doing something superficial with the dead to signify their passage into the 'next life' is common among them all.
 
2013-08-26 11:19:17 AM
I thought the Jehova's Witnesses had the monopoly.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-08-26 11:20:30 AM

Valiente: NostroZ: Jewish funerals is one of the reasons I am proud to be Jewish.

The body is buried quickly (within 24 hours).
There is a very defined set of grieving rituals for the surviving family members.
It's done in a respectable fashion (vs. parading around the dead like a marionette).

I'll see your rapid, formaldehyde-free earth burial and raise you a forensics farm/sky burial where not even a tree has to be cut down.

Don't kid yourself. Jewish customs are less heinous than the full Western monty of handling the dead, but it's still just a corpse. Packaging only delays the inevitable, and kills a tree.


You have no concept of religion or the purpose of ritual.

I wish you well in your future endeavors and ask that you kindly keep your cynical view of life to yourself.
 
2013-08-26 11:21:00 AM
The problem is that they had a price locked in for a decade. At a 4% year over year increase that's a 50% jump when someone takes over the contract in year 11 and people get sticker shock.
 
2013-08-26 11:25:02 AM
I'm a lapsed Roman Catholic and I demand a modest funeral and a cremation. This wouldn't make my Balkan-based Sephardi Jewish ancestors happy. Yes, my great-great-great grandfather would be rather disappointed from Heaven.
 
2013-08-26 11:25:27 AM

WhoopAssWayne: NostroZ: The body is buried quickly (within 24 hours).

Well, that actually clears up a lot. We had a Jewish neighbor die last winter and everyone in the hood was a bit put off because there was no visitation, memorial service, or anything like that. I'd know the guy my entire life, worked with him on community projects, volunteer fire dept, etc, and then he was just gone without any ceremony or anything. It still feels very strange.


Nobody in the neighborhood thought to ask a Jew or google Jewish funeral and mourning customs?
 
2013-08-26 11:26:45 AM

WhoopAssWayne: NostroZ: The body is buried quickly (within 24 hours).

Well, that actually clears up a lot. We had a Jewish neighbor die last winter and everyone in the hood was a bit put off because there was no visitation, memorial service, or anything like that. I'd know the guy my entire life, worked with him on community projects, volunteer fire dept, etc, and then he was just gone without any ceremony or anything. It still feels very strange.


Sorry to hear that man.

If you were not in with his family, you were not part of sitting shiva... since they are the one's affected the most by the passing of a family member, they are the one's who are the center of this ritual.
 
2013-08-26 11:27:29 AM

NostroZ: GungFu: - Hey, whattup, Yusuf Mohammed?
- S'up, Levi Bernstein.

- Yusuf, didn't you bomb a bus and all the people inside, all Jewish, died.
- Yeah, Levi, Allah told me to. I got 72 virgins out of it.
-  My mother and sister were on that bus. But it's God's wish, so it's cool.

Jokes aside.  What you are referring to is a small minority view that a martyr will get 72 virgins in the after-life.  This is NOT central to Islam and is a TOOL of a manipulative Immam who wishes to use people as bombs in their holy war.  Once again, this is NOT part of the main tradition of Muslims as delivered by Mohammed and inscribed in the Koran.

Muslims and Jews actually have  more in common in their religion than they do with Christians.

The whole idolatry of the body is forbidden in both Judaism and Islam, yet go to a Catholic church and you'll see graven images all over the place.

This continues with purity laws in relation to food... menstruation... burial... etc. etc. etc.

But continue to pretend that Jews naturally hate Muslims, since that's how things WORK IN YOUR HEAD... why listen to the ACTUAL people involved in your imaginary scenario.


That's because Christianity isn't a desert religion like Judaism and Islam. The Jews and Christians were minorities in the Arabian peninsula prior to Islam. They clearly had an effect. But Christianity drifted away from its Jewish roots when it was structurally co-opted by the Roman Empire. The whole apparatus of bishops and popes are essentially rebranded Roman state religious offices. The statuary is essentially Roman pagan statuary limited to the new "pantheon" of saints, Mary and Jesus and His Friends. For the first hundred years, it was very difficult for outsiders to tell Christians and Jews apart, because they followed the same "no bacon/no foreskin" policies. Only when Christianity started to spread away from its Eastern Med locales did some of the Jewish rules get chucked.

Christianity is a successful merger. Their previous sales model of getting martyred in the arenas was, frankly, not helping them meet their quotas.
 
2013-08-26 11:33:51 AM

NostroZ: Jewish funerals is one of the reasons I am proud to be Jewish.

The body is buried quickly (within 24 hours).
There is a very defined set of grieving rituals for the surviving family members.
It's done in a respectable fashion (vs. parading around the dead like a marionette).



Yep -- and everyone is considered equal after death.  No fancy casket (just a plain pine box), no fancy clothes or jewelry (just a plain white cloth), no headstone, no flowers.

And yes, Muslim funerals are nearly identical (even for someone like the Ayatollah)
 
2013-08-26 11:36:41 AM
Interesting timing on the story for me: yesterday was the 10th anniversary of my father's passing (Brain Cancer) and tomorrow will be the 10th anniversary of his Jewish funeral (congregation we went to said burial had to be within 48 hours). My mother goes by the Hebrew dates, so these anniversaries already happened as far as she's concerned. Also notable: funeral home is now an SCI, and probably was then.

Plant Rights Activist: How hard is it to have someone build a pine box?  Don't they have any carpenters?


The Romans got to him.
 
2013-08-26 11:37:27 AM

danielscissorhands: hardinparamedic: danielscissorhands: You know who else made Jews worry...

George W. Bush?

Animated version...

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I did nazi that coming.
 
2013-08-26 11:38:39 AM

Valiente: That's because Christianity isn't a desert religion like Judaism and Islam. The Jews and Christians were minorities in the Arabian peninsula prior to Islam. They clearly had an effect. But Christianity drifted away from its Jewish roots when it was structurally co-opted by the Roman Empire. The whole apparatus of bishops and popes are essentially rebranded Roman state religious offices. The statuary is essentially Roman pagan statuary limited to the new "pantheon" of saints, Mary and Jesus and His Friends. For the first hundred years, it was very difficult for outsiders to tell Christians and Jews apart, because they followed the same "no bacon/no foreskin" policies. Only when Christianity started to spread away from its Eastern Med locales did some of the Jewish rules get chucked.

Christianity is a successful merger. Their previous sales model of getting martyred in the arenas was, frankly, not helping them meet their quotas.


You are RIGHT on the money there...  the reason we see such differences between the religion (in burial ritual & other) is that Christianity got co-opted by the Romans (@ the council of Nicaea).

I've met Christians who are looking to go back to the old school of doing things... they called themselves Noahides or Isrealites... good times visiting them in West Virginia
 
2013-08-26 11:39:21 AM

blindio: I'm pretty sure you only have to play Monopoly if you go to hell.


rossvross.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-26 11:39:44 AM
About 200 funerals are conducted each year under the contract, representing nearly a quarter of the Jewish funerals in the District and the Maryland suburbs


So if there are 200 funerals per year under the contract, and this is 1/4 of the Jewish funerals in DC/Maryland, and there are about 200,000 Jews in the DC area, that means I should be able to calculate my odds of dying in any given year.

/then again, I think something is either off or I'm going to live to be 250!
 
2013-08-26 11:40:43 AM

NostroZ: Valiente: NostroZ: Jewish funerals is one of the reasons I am proud to be Jewish.

The body is buried quickly (within 24 hours).
There is a very defined set of grieving rituals for the surviving family members.
It's done in a respectable fashion (vs. parading around the dead like a marionette).

I'll see your rapid, formaldehyde-free earth burial and raise you a forensics farm/sky burial where not even a tree has to be cut down.

Don't kid yourself. Jewish customs are less heinous than the full Western monty of handling the dead, but it's still just a corpse. Packaging only delays the inevitable, and kills a tree.

You have no concept of religion or the purpose of ritual.

I wish you well in your future endeavors and ask that you kindly keep your cynical view of life to yourself.


This is Fark, G_dboy. Estimate the odds of that.

It's because I have a fairly comprehensive concept of religion and the purpose of ritual that I can, you know, compare them. You're just peeved that I've compared the rituals you hold dear to the "let 'em rot and 'return to the earth'" method and found them wanting.

Just as you found wanting those non-Jewish practices you find disrespective...and yet which clearly serve ritualistic ends.

Why, I'm almost inspired to quote Jesus here (an uncommon instinct for me), but I'll just say that I'm glad you are happy with your program, and I wish you and yours a very kosher checkout. The bodies will rot in much the same manner in a box with a week of sitting shiva or in the woods. In the woods is just, inarguably, I would think, easier on the pine tree.

A tree Adonai is also supposed to have designed, after all.
 
2013-08-26 11:46:39 AM

MagicBus: About 200 funerals are conducted each year under the contract, representing nearly a quarter of the Jewish funerals in the District and the Maryland suburbs


So if there are 200 funerals per year under the contract, and this is 1/4 of the Jewish funerals in DC/Maryland, and there are about 200,000 Jews in the DC area, that means I should be able to calculate my odds of dying in any given year.

/then again, I think something is either off or I'm going to live to be 250!


I would imagine that the Jewish community skews younger and many people move outside the beltway come retirement
 
2013-08-26 11:46:46 AM

mbillips: GungFu: J. Frank Parnell: GungFu: You're farked if Allah if the correct God, YHWH is his biatch and you've wasted your time on earth having been mutilated as a baby, and made to say, 'oy vay' every 2 minutes.

Uh, Muslims get circumcised too.

There's more in common between the two than either will readily admit.

Er, are you saying the Jew might get consolation points in Allah heaven because they both believe in the no-foreskin fetish?

It's the same God. Allah is Arabic for "God." They just disagree on which prophets to listen to.


That's why the stupidest statement ever uttered by a fundie (out of so many to choose from) was "He's trying to drag God down to the level of Allah."  by a Baptist bureaucrat upon the ex-communication of a minister who took part in a multi-faith service after 9/11.  It made me wonder what kind of rope he used.
 
2013-08-26 11:46:48 AM

Valiente: It's because I have a fairly comprehensive concept of religion and the purpose of ritual that I can, you know, compare them. You're just peeved that I've compared the rituals you hold dear to the "let 'em rot and 'return to the earth'" method and found them wanting.


No... I'm not PEEVED at your lackluster view on what happens to our body when we die.

I've heard that view espoused by my mother since I was a teenager, when she clearly told me she does not believe in god, wants me to try it out for myself, and prefers to be burned upon her death.

What I found lacking both in your view and my mother's view of death is that the ritual is done to HELP THE SURVIVORS cope.  It is for them to have a plot of land to visit.  It is for them to believe that the person they loved is in a better place.  The ritual of death, just like life, is NOT all about you.  There are other people involved who may not share your view of life and death.

If you care about those people, you may want to include them in how THEY will be taking care of YOUR diseased body.
 
2013-08-26 11:47:28 AM

Plant Rights Activist: How hard is it to have someone build a pine box?  Don't they have any carpenters?


Well, they did, but after the way he was treated I could understand some hesitancy in becoming a Jewish carpenter.
 
2013-08-26 11:49:15 AM

NostroZ: No... I'm not PEEVED at your lackluster view on what happens to our body when we die.


You clearly are "peeved" if you call someone else's view "lackluster"

/words
//what do they mean
 
2013-08-26 11:50:11 AM

hardinparamedic: NostroZ: Jewish funerals is one of the reasons I am proud to be Jewish.

The body is buried quickly (within 24 hours).
There is a very defined set of grieving rituals for the surviving family members.
It's done in a respectable fashion (vs. parading around the dead like a marionette).

Do they do the chair dance there too?


Is the tearing of garments still in play?
 
2013-08-26 11:51:09 AM
Well they'll have to get on it then an start inducting people post mortum as it is we'll all get there and it'll be 95% Mormon
 
2013-08-26 11:51:16 AM
Headline could have ended after 9 letters.
 
2013-08-26 11:52:26 AM

MagicBus: And yes, Muslim funerals are nearly identical (even for someone like the Ayatollah)


Jewish funerals don't include the slapstick 'Imam popping out of the casket' part.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SwHKql3dKc
 
2013-08-26 11:53:19 AM

NostroZ: Tyrone Slothrop: NostroZ: ritual burial IS WHAT makes us HUMAN!

Wrong again. What makes us human is a specific set of chromosomes.

/And I wonder how people that don't bury their dead feel about you saying they're not human.

From a genetic perspective... Yes... but from an ARCHAEOLOGICAL perspective, we tend to draw the line of civilization at a set of rituals that are done superficially in the belief of something greater than ourselves... as in trinkets or beads... unnecessary for survival and superficial, yet archeologists look for them as markers of human progress.  These markers are almost always found in graves of the diseased... that's how a vision of common life is often determined.

Now, I'm sure there's other rituals... Vikings burned their dead... Eskimos sent them off on icebergs... etc.  Yet the RITUAL of doing something superficial with the dead to signify their passage into the 'next life' is common among them all.

is having cities

FTFY
 
2013-08-26 11:54:09 AM

NostroZ: Jewish funerals is one of the reasons I am proud to be Jewish.

The body is buried quickly (within 24 hours).
There is a very defined set of grieving rituals for the surviving family members.
It's done in a respectable fashion (vs. parading around the dead like a marionette).


Parading around the dead? Its called different customs for different cultures. I for one love dias de los muertos. I also love the big family gatherings we have after a family member pass on. Its celebrating that persons life. Not grieving over who gets what cut of their will.
 
2013-08-26 11:55:45 AM

kokomo61: MagicBus: And yes, Muslim funerals are nearly identical (even for someone like the Ayatollah)

Jewish funerals don't include the slapstick 'Imam popping out of the casket' part.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SwHKql3dKc


but we do have Operation Grandma Link
 
2013-08-26 11:59:02 AM

scroufus: NostroZ: Jewish funerals is one of the reasons I am proud to be Jewish.

The body is buried quickly (within 24 hours).
There is a very defined set of grieving rituals for the surviving family members.
It's done in a respectable fashion (vs. parading around the dead like a marionette).

Parading around the dead? Its called different customs for different cultures. I for one love dias de los muertos. I also love the big family gatherings we have after a family member pass on. Its celebrating that persons life. Not grieving over who gets what cut of their will.


No. Obviously there's only one right way, because a certain subset of people in one area have been doing it for 6,000 years.
 
2013-08-26 12:10:06 PM

NostroZ: Valiente: It's because I have a fairly comprehensive concept of religion and the purpose of ritual that I can, you know, compare them. You're just peeved that I've compared the rituals you hold dear to the "let 'em rot and 'return to the earth'" method and found them wanting.

No... I'm not PEEVED at your lackluster view on what happens to our body when we die.

I've heard that view espoused by my mother since I was a teenager, when she clearly told me she does not believe in god, wants me to try it out for myself, and prefers to be burned upon her death.

What I found lacking both in your view and my mother's view of death is that the ritual is done to HELP THE SURVIVORS cope.  It is for them to have a plot of land to visit.  It is for them to believe that the person they loved is in a better place.  The ritual of death, just like life, is NOT all about you.  There are other people involved who may not share your view of life and death.

If you care about those people, you may want to include them in how THEY will be taking care of YOUR diseased body.


I would argue that if it's dead, it's completed being diseased and started to decompose. Different processes, really.

Here's the deal: This week, my aunt is in a hospice in the final act of pancreatic cancer. All my other elder relatives are now dead. I've been down this road many times now, including the rather weird "we'll have a viewing, followed by a cremation" route. It was my wife, a biologist, who first suggested to me that, if by some unfortunate circumstance, she should predecease me, her instructions were to be sent to a forensics farm, donated to science, or, if we could find a friend with a big enough woodlot, hung in a tree Native-style to feed the critters.

That is what got me thinking about our Western (yes, that includes the Middle East) rituals of death and their evolution.

If my "caring for the feelings of those left behind" involves being the star of a corpse playlet, followed by a box stuck in a field of boxes with expired product inside, no thanks.

I've left money for a party at which the finest whiskies will be served. It's my sole concession to the fact that I'll be dead and won't be doing much caring at all. If we did more of that, and less of the old ways of boxing and burying, we'd alter the character of mourning such that we would only need to summon the memory of the dead person, and not require the flash card of revering their corpse to get that mournful feeling.
 
2013-08-26 12:17:08 PM

Alphakronik: Headline could have ended after 9 letters.


Jews worried about monopoly on the?
 
2013-08-26 12:19:14 PM

danielscissorhands: You know who else made Jews worry...


...about mass discount funerals?
 
2013-08-26 12:27:36 PM

zedster: MagicBus: About 200 funerals are conducted each year under the contract, representing nearly a quarter of the Jewish funerals in the District and the Maryland suburbs


So if there are 200 funerals per year under the contract, and this is 1/4 of the Jewish funerals in DC/Maryland, and there are about 200,000 Jews in the DC area, that means I should be able to calculate my odds of dying in any given year.

/then again, I think something is either off or I'm going to live to be 250!

I would imagine that the Jewish community skews younger and many people move outside the beltway come retirement


That's not just the Jewish community. That's all of DC.
 
2013-08-26 12:30:17 PM

NostroZ: Jewish funerals is one of the reasons I am proud to be Jewish.

The body is buried quickly (within 24 hours).
There is a very defined set of grieving rituals for the surviving family members.
It's done in a respectable fashion (vs. parading around the dead like a marionette).


I'm going to add that to my will.  Now it says to cremation, but I am changing it to "Use my dead body as a marionette"   Won't the little kids be surprised!

i wonder if purple cross insurance will cover the cost?   sigh. the dissapointing thing about this idea is I won't be around, except as a marionette, to watch the videos.
 
2013-08-26 12:32:45 PM
NostroZ: Jewish funerals is one of the reasons I am proud to be Jewish.

The body is buried quickly (within 24 hours).
There is a very defined set of grieving rituals for the surviving family members.
It's done in a respectable fashion (vs. parading around the dead like a marionette).


I highly dislike funerals.  I want to go out Big Lebowski/Danny style.  Cremate me and pick up my ashes in a coffee can.  And yes, Jewish funerals are the most sane.

Worked at a Country Club for mainly Jewish members, also have a dear, dear friend who is a Rabbi in Denver.  I have been explained to what it means to sit shiva and mourn and then into the ground the body goes.  Done deal.  Nothing like so-called Christian burials...when my Mom died and they asked what religion she was, I said Christian and got a price quote of around 8k for her casket, minimum sermon, etc.  My grandmother ended up paying for it.  I couldn't afford that kind of scratch to send her soul to Jesus and if she'd known the cost, she'd probably of smacked someone upside the head over the waste and nonsense and said she'd get there anyway no matter of what type of burial.
 
2013-08-26 12:34:45 PM
Good, they can pay what everybody else pays. Them getting a discount fixed price means goyim get to shoulder the cost. Seriously though there would be a stink if there were special "Christian", "Muslim" or "Atheist" pricing.
 
2013-08-26 12:35:36 PM

WordsnCollision: blindio: I'm pretty sure you only have to play Monopoly if you go to hell.


I'm glad to know this has been taken care of. I wondered who would have the cleverest version.
 
2013-08-26 12:38:30 PM
I think that the Jewish people have it right.  Isn't it bad enough when you lose someone?  Just to have a funeral home come in and take advantage of the bereaved?  I had an interest in becoming a Funeral Director until I experienced the loss of 2 parents in 4 years and saw how they treated the living out of supposed "respect" for the dead.  Costs should be minimal not exorbitant.  Same thing i think about weddings, though so YMMV.
 
2013-08-26 12:41:46 PM

mbillips: Oh, yeah, SCI is EEEvull. I've joined a memorial society; they contract with a crematory to provide cremation for a few hundred bucks, and cut the funeral homes out of the loop.


Communist!
My parents did a similar thing with pre-paid burials from a local funeral Co-op. Pre-paid is the way to go if you have the luxury of foresight. The deceased has already decided everything so the family doesn't have to be burdened with details while grieving.
 
2013-08-26 12:41:58 PM

Zavulon: Plant Rights Activist: How hard is it to have someone build a pine box?  Don't they have any carpenters?

Well, they had one once...


//window seat please


THAT was funny!
 
2013-08-26 12:48:23 PM
Do not Passover, do not collect $200?
 
2013-08-26 12:52:09 PM

NostroZ: Jewish funerals is one of the reasons I am proud to be Jewish.


That's farkin weird, man.
 
2013-08-26 12:54:14 PM

Hoopy Frood: Do not Passover, do not collect $200?


That is genius, make matzo coffins to save money.
 
2013-08-26 12:57:15 PM

HotWingConspiracy: NostroZ: Jewish funerals is one of the reasons I am proud to be Jewish.

That's farkin weird, man.


I know! Grammatically, it should read "Jewish funerals are..."

/When I woke up this morning, I didn't expect to be a Nazi at a Jewish funeral thread.
 
2013-08-26 01:03:52 PM

NostroZ: GungFu: NostroZ: Jewish funerals is one of the reasons I am proud to be Jewish.

You're farked if Allah if the correct God, YHWH is his biatch and you've wasted your time on earth having been mutilated as a baby, and made to say, 'oy vay' every 2 minutes.

Trolltastic response that could apply to any religion...  3/10

*There are many paths to G-d... humility, community, and ritual are the guide posts on that journey.
**If you are looking for a  correct answer in religion... you will be sorely disappointed
***Being one with G-d is a verb... an action of being... not a place to occupy

Anti-slashist!

 
2013-08-26 01:09:13 PM
Undertaking is a racket, and undertakers are ghouls. They take advantage of grieving people and charge them thousands of dollars for goods and services that are at most worth hundreds.

A true kosher funeral would mean wrapping the body in a white linen shroud and putting it in the ground with no box at all or embalming. Funeral homes have bribed legislators into outlawing that. 90% of what the funeral racket does with bodies is ridiculous and unnecessary.
 
2013-08-26 01:09:16 PM

Dr. Kefarkian: Zavulon: Plant Rights Activist: How hard is it to have someone build a pine box?  Don't they have any carpenters?

Well, they had one once...


//window seat please

THAT was funny!


Thanks. It's bad form to make jokes about funerals, but I just couldn't resist that one.

When I go, I'm having this done http://www.lifegem.com/

Whoever wants the inheritance has to wear the ring.
 
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