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(Uproxx)   Val Kilmer weighs in on Ben Affleck's Batman   ( ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Val Kilmer, Ben Affleck, Batman, Batman Forever, mass suicide  
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5209 clicks; posted to Geek » on 26 Aug 2013 at 11:28 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-26 12:35:41 PM  
2 votes:
2013-08-26 01:32:40 PM  
1 vote:

shifty lookin bleeder: OMG, get Ben some air!!

He'll get plenty if he tries wearing Clooney's old suit.

"Hey, what's that weird noise every time Affleck moves?"
"It's the codpiece. Let's put it this way... Picture a tiny little clapper flopping around inside a great big bell."
"Oh. So that's why it sounds like 'dong dong dong'."
2013-08-26 01:20:42 PM  
1 vote:

Betep: Let's see Affleck do Jim Morrison.

hmmmmmmmmmm. Kinky.
2013-08-26 12:51:47 PM  
1 vote:

LarryDan43: He is either going to be really good, really bad or just okay.
2013-08-26 12:07:35 PM  
1 vote:
I'm totally behind Ben Affleck as Batman if we also get:

Jason Mews as The Riddler ("Riddle me this, you tubby Bat-biatch: Why does your mom... like ****ing me off so much?")

Brian O'Halloran as The Penguin (while he's trapped in the freezer that forever changes him, "I wasn't even supposed to be in today!")

Shannon Doherty as Gotham Citizen #2 (non-speaking, but she'll appreciate the work.)

and of course,

Matt Damon as Poison Ivy (Batman: "It's not your fault." Ivy: "Don't fark with me, Batman!" Batman: "It's. Not. Your. Fault." Ivy (sobbing): "Don't fark with me, Batman!")
2013-08-26 11:50:20 AM  
1 vote:
Let's see Affleck do Jim Morrison.
2013-08-26 11:24:24 AM  
1 vote:
This is the guy that should have played Dark Knight Returns

Brian Dennehy:
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