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(Bleacher Report)   Can Bryan even the score with Orton, the Corporate Bagman? Can RVD and Ricardo survive the Wellness Policy together? Have the Wyatts sold Kane on fiat currency? Find out tonight on RAW (8pm est)   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 2120
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2013-08-26 07:31:08 PM
Im checking in from the impact zone! Mostly a fwc lurker. Hoping phoenix doesn't suck
 
2013-08-26 07:31:10 PM
I hear RAW is at Joe Louis Arena tonight? If so, I fully expect Zeb to cut a promo about how Detroit's bankruptcy is just a sign of how America's moral values have been bankrupted by immigrants/gays/liberals/etc.
 
2013-08-26 07:31:47 PM
www.wwedivas4u.com let's get the party started..................Obey!
 
2013-08-26 07:31:55 PM
So....the Powers that Be:
24.media.tumblr.com

are now battling
the wolv
lh3.googleusercontent.com
the ram
www.wwe.com
and the hart?
results.natbynature.com


I think we picked the wrong side.
 
2013-08-26 07:32:16 PM
I will abuse this picture over and over.... and the WWE even gets one.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 07:32:42 PM
NCIS LA sucks ass

GOD DAMN IT ORTON ITS ALL YOUR FAULT
 
2013-08-26 07:34:59 PM

cman: NCIS LA sucks ass

GOD DAMN IT ORTON ITS ALL YOUR FAULT


You'd hit it
static.tvfanatic.com
 
2013-08-26 07:35:48 PM
 
2013-08-26 07:36:51 PM
LAST MAN STANDING!


/What do you mean "too soon?"
 
2013-08-26 07:36:52 PM
Heh, the thread us showing up in FarkUs.


FarkUs, right?
 
2013-08-26 07:37:00 PM
So, is this week's match the blow-off of Punk/Axel, or is it gonna go into NoC?
 
2013-08-26 07:37:11 PM
BTW The only signs we got were the crap my friends made up, I didn't even know I was going til early this morning so no AJ's SHINING WIZARDS TWIN, PONYPAC 4 LIFE or TOO MANY LIMES.

/I still had that LIMES sign too, fark!
 
2013-08-26 07:37:14 PM

Dougie AXP: Dougie just finished detailing his car....who wants to see?


I'd love to see the ol' Chevy Citation, sure!
 
2013-08-26 07:37:18 PM
Is there wrestling tonight?

And why the fark is this under the sports tab?
 
2013-08-26 07:37:25 PM
Anybody got a Canada-friendly link to Bryan's "HE'S PRETTY!" thing from Friday?
 
2013-08-26 07:37:40 PM

LucklessWonder: LAST MAN STANDING!


/What do you mean "too soon?"


*chairshot*

You ain't standing.
 
2013-08-26 07:37:53 PM

verbaltoxin: Tattooed madman, I'm hell on wheels...


I'm impressed at the upvote to view ratio on those top comments.
 
2013-08-26 07:37:57 PM

TheManofPA: cman: NCIS LA sucks ass

GOD DAMN IT ORTON ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

You'd hit it


With a chair a table and the steel ring steps. You ever notice its always "steel ring steps" not just the steps?
 
2013-08-26 07:39:11 PM

WippitGuud: LucklessWonder: LAST MAN STANDING!


/What do you mean "too soon?"

*chairshot*

You ain't standing.


LAST MAN DAZED ON THE CANVAS!
 
2013-08-26 07:39:13 PM

Hospitaller: TheManofPA: cman: NCIS LA sucks ass

GOD DAMN IT ORTON ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

You'd hit it

With a chair a table and the steel ring steps. You ever notice its always "steel ring steps" not just the steps?


Platinum steps just aren't in the budget now that Kanye has a kid and can't show up for a musical performance during Survivor Series.
 
2013-08-26 07:39:25 PM

Hospitaller: TheManofPA: cman: NCIS LA sucks ass

GOD DAMN IT ORTON ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

You'd hit it

With a chair a table and the steel ring steps. You ever notice its always "steel ring steps" not just the steps?


Steel steps sounds far more impressive than aluminum steps
 
2013-08-26 07:39:30 PM

cman: NCIS LA sucks ass

GOD DAMN IT ORTON ITS ALL YOUR FAULT


static.tvfanatic.com

Are her and Claudia from Warehouse 13 twins?
 
2013-08-26 07:39:35 PM
Hi guys! How you doing?

HA HA, JUST KIDDING, I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU.

the only thing worse than a wrestling fan is an Internet wrestling fan.

Confession time. I'm DolphinFan, and my spoilers for tonight are as follows:

1. Boring intro
2. Lame matches
3. Product plug (ad nauseum)
4. Piss poor main event

Hint: those are my spoilers up until Wrestlemania
 
2013-08-26 07:39:41 PM
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - Clintster is proud to present the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge!

Here's how it works: Each week before the show I will post this introduction and give you all a Wrestlemania to create a FARK headline for (assuming we had FARK, or the internet for that particular WM). For example, if I were to offer up Wrestlemania III for a challenge, you might post something like:

Will Hulkamania reign supreme against the legend that is Andre the Giant? How many times will the Macho Man ring Ricky Steamboat's bell? What is a capacity crowd in the Silverdome? It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

Entries will be accepted between the posting of this announcement and the close of the thread. Entries will be judged on humor, accuracy to the Wrestlemania of the week, historical relevance, and adherence to FARK headline regs (<250 characters, no end punctuation, etc.)

The winner each week will be the proud recipient of a personalized WCHC badge, and the envy of several. There may be other rules added as needed, but I certainly hope there won't be.  Have fun and good luck!

This week's WCHC subject is the followup to the original, Wrestlemania 2. Google it, wiki it, write a headline and post it right'chere!

PS: Make sure you're familiar with the particular idiosyncrasies of this particular WM (and there are a few).
 
2013-08-26 07:39:55 PM
Well, Danielson better even the score, been left laying the last 3 shows running.  Heel heat has more than been established, lol.
 
2013-08-26 07:40:11 PM

LucklessWonder: LAST MAN STANDING!


/What do you mean "too soon?"


My wife smilied sympathtically and a little sadly for some reason...
 
2013-08-26 07:40:37 PM
Can Bryan even the score with Orton, the Corporate Bagman? Can RVD and Ricardo survive the Wellness Policy together? Have the Wyatts sold Kane on fiat currency? Find out tonight on RAW (8pm est)

Can wrestling fans remember the show is fun and stop being such smarks? Sadly, no, probably not.
 
2013-08-26 07:40:47 PM

Karate Explosion: Hi guys! How you doing?

HA HA, JUST KIDDING, I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU.

the only thing worse than a wrestling fan is an Internet wrestling fan.

Confession time. I'm DolphinFan, and my spoilers for tonight are as follows:

1. Boring intro
2. Lame matches
3. Product plug (ad nauseum)
4. Piss poor main event

Hint: those are my spoilers up until Wrestlemania


Posts like this are why I interact with you.
 
2013-08-26 07:40:52 PM
I'll probably not be around much for the show, so I'll just leave this here.
Randy Orton, Original Brony of Wrestling.

For the record, I have no opinion for or against Ponies.
 
2013-08-26 07:41:51 PM
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
BOYS AND GIRLS
CHILDREN OF ALL AGES

#NPO PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU
ITS FORMER 2 TIME
GREDUNZA CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOOOORRRRLDDDD


img.fark.net

AND IF YOU'RE NOT DOWN WITH THAT WE GOT 3 WORDS FOR YA

DEATH TO PONIES
 
2013-08-26 07:42:05 PM

Karate Explosion: Hi guys! How you doing?

HA HA, JUST KIDDING, I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU.

the only thing worse than a wrestling fan is an Internet wrestling fan.

Confession time. I'm DolphinFan, and my spoilers for tonight are as follows:

1. Boring intro
2. Lame matches
3. Product plug (ad nauseum)
4. Piss poor main event

Hint: those are my spoilers up until Wrestlemania


Okay, I've felt you've been mailing it in recently, but this one was pretty funny. Cheers!
 
2013-08-26 07:42:13 PM

clintster: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - Clintster is proud to present the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge!

Here's how it works: Each week before the show I will post this introduction and give you all a Wrestlemania to create a FARK headline for (assuming we had FARK, or the internet for that particular WM). For example, if I were to offer up Wrestlemania III for a challenge, you might post something like:

Will Hulkamania reign supreme against the legend that is Andre the Giant? How many times will the Macho Man ring Ricky Steamboat's bell? What is a capacity crowd in the Silverdome? It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

Entries will be accepted between the posting of this announcement and the close of the thread. Entries will be judged on humor, accuracy to the Wrestlemania of the week, historical relevance, and adherence to FARK headline regs (<250 characters, no end punctuation, etc.)

The winner each week will be the proud recipient of a personalized WCHC badge, and the envy of several. There may be other rules added as needed, but I certainly hope there won't be.  Have fun and good luck!

This week's WCHC subject is the followup to the original, Wrestlemania 2. Google it, wiki it, write a headline and post it right'chere!

PS: Make sure you're familiar with the particular idiosyncrasies of this particular WM (and there are a few).


If I deliver my headline in three parts from three different computers in three different timezones, do I win by default?
 
2013-08-26 07:42:17 PM

Supercampion: Also, for those of you not in our twitter group, this happened this past week:

[850x637 from http://i.imgur.com/lZJqZ1q.jpg image 850x637]

NO HOVER HAND HERE MOTHERFARKERS!!!

They nestled right up in there.


Nikki kind of looks like my BIL's wife in that picture.
 
2013-08-26 07:42:54 PM
I'm looking forward to the Total Divas recap, and a quip about Raising Cane's from Jerry "The King," Lawler!
 
2013-08-26 07:43:01 PM
Fandango silloute is above the ring. Just a heads up
 
2013-08-26 07:43:28 PM
Daniel Bryan: Solid B+.

Stephanie McMahon Helmsley: Liquid DD.

I know KellyKellyKelly chortled.
 
2013-08-26 07:43:34 PM

robsul82: Well, Danielson better even the score, been left laying the last 3 shows running.  Heel heat has more than been established, lol.


I went the opposite way, I thought DBD should lose again tonight and then start his comeback and buildup next week. But I'm counting two shows in a row (we all know no one watches Smackdown)
 
2013-08-26 07:43:38 PM

tbaughm: my lip balm addiction: Supercampion: Also, for those of you not in our twitter group, this happened this past week:

[850x637 from http://i.imgur.com/lZJqZ1q.jpg image 850x637]

NO HOVER HAND HERE MOTHERFARKERS!!!

They nestled right up in there.

Them girls ain't short chief - how fricking tall are you anyway?

/NPO
//I have almost the same shot taken last year but with 2 Seahawk cheerleaders & a Santa hat on my head

As a Seahawks fan, I'm slightly jealous


Organize a Toys for Tots drive at your work and show up at KIRO or KING to make your donation. Works like a charm.
 
2013-08-26 07:43:50 PM

BATMANATEE: I'll probably not be around much for the show, so I'll just leave this here.
Randy Orton, Original Brony of Wrestling.

For the record, I have no opinion for or against Ponies.


I don't think I've seen emotion like that again from Randy. Oh, the good ol' days.
 
2013-08-26 07:43:59 PM
 
2013-08-26 07:43:59 PM

tbaughm: clintster: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - Clintster is proud to present the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge!

Here's how it works: Each week before the show I will post this introduction and give you all a Wrestlemania to create a FARK headline for (assuming we had FARK, or the internet for that particular WM). For example, if I were to offer up Wrestlemania III for a challenge, you might post something like:

Will Hulkamania reign supreme against the legend that is Andre the Giant? How many times will the Macho Man ring Ricky Steamboat's bell? What is a capacity crowd in the Silverdome? It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

Entries will be accepted between the posting of this announcement and the close of the thread. Entries will be judged on humor, accuracy to the Wrestlemania of the week, historical relevance, and adherence to FARK headline regs (<250 characters, no end punctuation, etc.)

The winner each week will be the proud recipient of a personalized WCHC badge, and the envy of several. There may be other rules added as needed, but I certainly hope there won't be.  Have fun and good luck!

This week's WCHC subject is the followup to the original, Wrestlemania 2. Google it, wiki it, write a headline and post it right'chere!

PS: Make sure you're familiar with the particular idiosyncrasies of this particular WM (and there are a few).

If I deliver my headline in three parts from three different computers in three different timezones, do I win by default?


Winner. Last one out hit the lights.
 
2013-08-26 07:44:33 PM

my lip balm addiction: tbaughm: my lip balm addiction: Supercampion: Also, for those of you not in our twitter group, this happened this past week:

[850x637 from http://i.imgur.com/lZJqZ1q.jpg image 850x637]

NO HOVER HAND HERE MOTHERFARKERS!!!

They nestled right up in there.

Them girls ain't short chief - how fricking tall are you anyway?

/NPO
//I have almost the same shot taken last year but with 2 Seahawk cheerleaders & a Santa hat on my head

As a Seahawks fan, I'm slightly jealous

Organize a Toys for Tots drive at your work and show up at KIRO or KING to make your donation. Works like a charm.


That's a bit of a long drive from Cleveland, but if it works, I'll try it.
 
2013-08-26 07:44:53 PM
Simple test to find wrestling fans:

1. Do they smell like stale doritos or ring bologna?
2. Ask them to do a pull up. They can't.
3. Say something. Are they so hard of hearing they keep saying "WHAT?"
4. When their mom asks them if they need new underwear, they chant "Yes, Yes, yes"
5. Show them a picture of a naked woman.... Do they immediately tell you to move so they can see oiled up men in spandex?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you found a wrestling fan
 
2013-08-26 07:45:28 PM
astto.net
 
2013-08-26 07:47:08 PM
Heh...

pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-08-26 07:47:08 PM

eddievercetti: BTW The only signs we got were the crap my friends made up, I didn't even know I was going til early this morning so no AJ's SHINING WIZARDS TWIN, PONYPAC 4 LIFE or TOO MANY LIMES.

/I still had that LIMES sign too, fark!


Got any we can look for? Where you sitting tonight?
 
2013-08-26 07:47:45 PM

clintster: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - Clintster is proud to present the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge!

Here's how it works: Each week before the show I will post this introduction and give you all a Wrestlemania to create a FARK headline for (assuming we had FARK, or the internet for that particular WM). For example, if I were to offer up Wrestlemania III for a challenge, you might post something like:

Will Hulkamania reign supreme against the legend that is Andre the Giant? How many times will the Macho Man ring Ricky Steamboat's bell? What is a capacity crowd in the Silverdome? It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

Entries will be accepted between the posting of this announcement and the close of the thread. Entries will be judged on humor, accuracy to the Wrestlemania of the week, historical relevance, and adherence to FARK headline regs (<250 characters, no end punctuation, etc.)

The winner each week will be the proud recipient of a personalized WCHC badge, and the envy of several. There may be other rules added as needed, but I certainly hope there won't be.  Have fun and good luck!

This week's WCHC subject is the followup to the original, Wrestlemania 2. Google it, wiki it, write a headline and post it right'chere!

PS: Make sure you're familiar with the particular idiosyncrasies of this particular WM (and there are a few).


Can Clubber clobber Roddy?  Will the British Bulldogs be too damn paranoid for the Dream Team? Can the 24 inch pythons be contained by a steel cage?  Who are all this celebrity guests?  It's your Wrestlemania 2 thread live from farking everywhere on PPV
 
2013-08-26 07:48:07 PM

tbaughm: clintster: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - Clintster is proud to present the Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge!

Here's how it works: Each week before the show I will post this introduction and give you all a Wrestlemania to create a FARK headline for (assuming we had FARK, or the internet for that particular WM). For example, if I were to offer up Wrestlemania III for a challenge, you might post something like:

Will Hulkamania reign supreme against the legend that is Andre the Giant? How many times will the Macho Man ring Ricky Steamboat's bell? What is a capacity crowd in the Silverdome? It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

Entries will be accepted between the posting of this announcement and the close of the thread. Entries will be judged on humor, accuracy to the Wrestlemania of the week, historical relevance, and adherence to FARK headline regs (<250 characters, no end punctuation, etc.)

The winner each week will be the proud recipient of a personalized WCHC badge, and the envy of several. There may be other rules added as needed, but I certainly hope there won't be.  Have fun and good luck!

This week's WCHC subject is the followup to the original, Wrestlemania 2. Google it, wiki it, write a headline and post it right'chere!

PS: Make sure you're familiar with the particular idiosyncrasies of this particular WM (and there are a few).

If I deliver my headline in three parts from three different computers in three different timezones, do I win by default?


i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 07:48:59 PM
i1110.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 07:49:04 PM
FRENCH COVERED GORGENZOLA CHINA HUTCH!
 
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