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2013-08-26 09:22:39 AM  

Family is still in town for a couple more weeks, so I'll be MIA during the show.  But, I won't leave you all hanging without a checklist!  :D


Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman


1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla.  That's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22)BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2013-08-26 10:07:06 AM  
Also, just another shout out for the FWC Wiki!  (fwc.wikia.com)

Check it out, and feel free to contribute!  All are welcome!
 
2013-08-26 10:07:08 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Family is still in town for a couple more weeks, so I'll be MIA during the show.  But, I won't leave you all hanging without a checklist!  :D


Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman

1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla.  That's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22)BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV


Checklists are for 4chan and SA
 
2013-08-26 10:52:44 AM  

cman: Checklists are for 4chan and SA


This is two weeks in a row for you.  Are you secretly looking to snag Karate Explosion's place on the checklist?  ;)
 
2013-08-26 10:54:54 AM  
No, Yes, Yes
 
2013-08-26 10:57:12 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Checklists are for 4chan and SA

This is two weeks in a row for you.  Are you secretly looking to snag Karate Explosion's place on the checklist?  ;)


No

I am a FWC member. I am loud and proud about it.

I just think that forced memes get old.

Try something new
 
2013-08-26 10:59:43 AM  

cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Checklists are for 4chan and SA

This is two weeks in a row for you.  Are you secretly looking to snag Karate Explosion's place on the checklist?  ;)

No

I am a FWC member. I am loud and proud about it.

I just think that forced memes get old.

Try something new


I know...just giving you a hard time.  :)

The checklist is old, but it does get updated fairly often, so the items in the list stay mostly current.  We used to have a number of other memes, but they've mostly fallen by the wayside for various reasons.  IMO, it's always good to have a few 'old items' around.  Besides, this is my way of trying to contribute to the group.  :)
 
2013-08-26 11:23:58 AM  
Anyone see Daniel Bryan's takedown of Orton on Smackdown? I want a continual loop of D-Bry shouting "He's PRETTY!" over and over again.
 
2013-08-26 12:05:42 PM  

cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: cman: Checklists are for 4chan and SA

This is two weeks in a row for you.  Are you secretly looking to snag Karate Explosion's place on the checklist?  ;)

No

I am a FWC member. I am loud and proud about it.

I just think that forced memes get old.

Try something new


The Checklist has moved beyond old and is now tradition. The way we submit wrestling show headlines is pretty old as well but that is not changing anytime soon either. Besides, like GMJ said, it changes every so often so it never really becomes old.

I suggest #10 changes from something about some nobody thread poster to:
10. cman bashes this checklist

for teh lulz!
 
2013-08-26 12:08:17 PM  
GUNNY HIGHWAY, I'll add you this week, my work has been raping me lately with overtime.

UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 08/06/2013

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hobblekitty - @hobblekitty
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass

Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @whiskysagemusic
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud


Anyone else, add yourself, if you're in a faction and I'll update. You follow us, we'll follow you!
When using Twitter use #fWc To view current list click on my fark name Supercampion

ALSO VIEW AND CONTRIBUTE TO OUR NEW WIKI!

http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index" target=_blank data-cke-saved-href="http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index">http:/ /fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index
 
2013-08-26 12:08:22 PM  

clintster: Anyone see Daniel Bryan's takedown of Orton on Smackdown? I want a continual loop of D-Bry shouting "He's PRETTY!" over and over again.


I lulzed so hard at that!
 
2013-08-26 12:11:06 PM  

Supercampion: GUNNY HIGHWAY, I'll add you this week, my work has been raping me lately with overtime.

UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 08/06/2013

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hobblekitty - @hobblekitty
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass
Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @whiskysagemusic
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud

Anyone else, add yourself, if you're in a faction and I'll update. You follow us, we'll follow you!
When using Twitter use #fWc To view current list click on my fark name Supercampion

ALSO VIEW AND CONTRIBUTE TO OUR NEW WIKI!

http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index" target=_blank data-cke-saved-href="http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index">http:/ /fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index


cman @q64ceo
 
2013-08-26 12:37:27 PM  

ShiningWizard: I suggest #10 changes from something about some nobody thread poster to:
10. cman bashes this checklist

for teh lulz!


Well, I can see about....wait a sec...

oh no you don't Ms. Wizard!  The checklist isn't the checklist without a SW reference.  Nice try though.  ;)
 
2013-08-26 12:52:59 PM  
"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 01:09:13 PM  

ShiningWizard: clintster: Anyone see Daniel Bryan's takedown of Orton on Smackdown? I want a continual loop of D-Bry shouting "He's PRETTY!" over and over again.

I lulzed so hard at that!


The look on both of their faces was what sold it for me.
 
2013-08-26 01:15:54 PM  

cman: Supercampion: GUNNY HIGHWAY, I'll add you this week, my work has been raping me lately with overtime.

UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 08/06/2013

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hobblekitty - @hobblekitty
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass
Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @whiskysagemusic
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud

Anyone else, add yourself, if you're in a faction and I'll update. You follow us, we'll follow you!
When using Twitter use #fWc To view current list click on my fark name Supercampion

ALSO VIEW AND CONTRIBUTE TO OUR NEW WIKI!

http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index" target=_blank data-cke-saved-href="http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index">http:/ /fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index

cman @q64ceo


BTW, I opened a new Twitter to keep track of what was happening on RAW (and sometimes Nitro) on that day in history. I thought "meh, it'll be a little account that my fWc buddies can follow and that'll be it". Then I opened my feed and found that RVD had retweeted one of my entries:


August 26, 2002 - @TherealRVD unifies the Intercontinental and Hadcore titles by defeating H-C champ @THETOMMYDREAMER #RAW
- Today in RAWstory (@TodayinRAWstory) August 26, 2013
All of a sudden my follower count went from about a dozen to 72 and counting. I've only had the account open less than 48 hours. Holy carp!

Anyways, if you want to follow, go to @TodayinRAWstory. You can add it to the fWc Twitter list or not; it's cool either way.
 
2013-08-26 02:37:09 PM  

clintster: Anyways, if you want to follow, go to @TodayinRAWstory. You can add it to the fWc Twitter list or not; it's cool either way.


Holy crap, that was you behind that account?!  Awesome!  +100 internets to you!  :D
 
2013-08-26 02:40:16 PM  
@CMAN DONE

@clintster DONE

I will probably be at work tonight so here are some memes I created, please feel free to steal them if you like them. I love you all. NPO 4-LYFE

i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 02:48:15 PM  
Also, for those of you not in our twitter group, this happened this past week:

i.imgur.com

NO HOVER HAND HERE MOTHERFARKERS!!!

They nestled right up in there.
 
2013-08-26 02:49:13 PM  

clintster: cman: Supercampion: GUNNY HIGHWAY, I'll add you this week, my work has been raping me lately with overtime.

UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 08/06/2013

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hobblekitty - @hobblekitty
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass
Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @whiskysagemusic
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud

Anyone else, add yourself, if you're in a faction and I'll update. You follow us, we'll follow you!
When using Twitter use #fWc To view current list click on my fark name Supercampion

ALSO VIEW AND CONTRIBUTE TO OUR NEW WIKI!

http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index" target=_blank data-cke-saved-href="http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index">http:/ /fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index

cman @q64ceo

BTW, I opened a new Twitter to keep track of what was happening on RAW (and sometimes Nitro) on that day in history. I thought "meh, it'll be a little account that my fWc buddies can follow and that'll be it". Then I opened my feed and found that RVD had retweeted one of my entries:


August 26, 2002 - @TherealRVD unifies the Intercontinental and Hadcore titles by defeating H-C champ @THETOMMYDREAMER #RAW
- Today in RAWstory (@TodayinRAWstory) August 26, 2013All of a sud ...


Great work! You gotta let us know when your Twitter follower count goes OVER 9,000!

It might be cool to include YouTube links to some of those events, although I don't know how many of them will be up since WWE is rather aggressive getting those shut down.
 
2013-08-26 02:50:12 PM  
Stef and I are planning a lamp related sign for our October RAW appearance.  :)
 
2013-08-26 02:51:23 PM  

Supercampion: Also, for those of you not in our twitter group, this happened this past week:

[850x637 from http://i.imgur.com/lZJqZ1q.jpg image 850x637]

NO HOVER HAND HERE MOTHERFARKERS!!!

They nestled right up in there.


Respect the beard...it gets all the chicks!  XD
 
2013-08-26 02:53:35 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: Also, for those of you not in our twitter group, this happened this past week:

[850x637 from http://i.imgur.com/lZJqZ1q.jpg image 850x637]

NO HOVER HAND HERE MOTHERFARKERS!!!

They nestled right up in there.

Respect the beard...it gets all the chicks!  XD


Isn't that right, Cmdr. Riker?

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-26 02:54:13 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Stef and I are planning a lamp related sign for our October RAW appearance.  :)


You really should post a photo of you two together
 
2013-08-26 02:54:48 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Stef and I are planning a lamp related sign for our October RAW appearance.  :)


Schweet idea! If you could somehow work an actual light into it that would be even more awesome
 
2013-08-26 02:57:09 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Stef and I are planning a lamp related sign for our October RAW appearance.  :)

Schweet idea! If you could somehow work an actual light into it that would be even more awesome


Stef is an engineer.  Trust me, lighting is part of the plan, lulz.  After all, the lighted sign seen below was all her doing.

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-08-26 02:57:43 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: Also, for those of you not in our twitter group, this happened this past week:

[850x637 from http://i.imgur.com/lZJqZ1q.jpg image 850x637]

NO HOVER HAND HERE MOTHERFARKERS!!!

They nestled right up in there.

Respect the beard...it gets all the chicks!  XD

Isn't that right, Cmdr. Riker?

[320x240 from http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fUlhWrDDNnY/TcgSDnPrLZI/AAAAAAAABP8/y0i9J98m Wxg/s320/starIMy_Picturespimp20riker.jpg image 320x240]


i1263.photobucket.com

lulz
 
2013-08-26 02:59:10 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Stef and I are planning a lamp related sign for our October RAW appearance.  :)

Schweet idea! If you could somehow work an actual light into it that would be even more awesome

Stef is an engineer.  Trust me, lighting is part of the plan, lulz.  After all, the lighted sign seen below was all her doing.

[640x480 from https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-qThNe3GILgo/UZk0ztLg58I/AAAAAAAAAzQ /H0c7ttf1Cg8/s640/sign1.JPG image 640x480]


*ooooooohs and ahhhhhhhs at teh awesomeness*
 
2013-08-26 02:59:15 PM  
Hi, FWC.  How are things?

I need your collective advice.  I'm heading to the Toronto Raw on Sept. 9 and am in need of ideas for signs.  Clearly, I'm making both a FWC and Gredunza sign, but any other suggestions?
 
2013-08-26 03:01:17 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: Also, for those of you not in our twitter group, this happened this past week:

[850x637 from http://i.imgur.com/lZJqZ1q.jpg image 850x637]

NO HOVER HAND HERE MOTHERFARKERS!!!

They nestled right up in there.

Respect the beard...it gets all the chicks!  XD

Isn't that right, Cmdr. Riker?

[320x240 from http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fUlhWrDDNnY/TcgSDnPrLZI/AAAAAAAABP8/y0i9J98m Wxg/s320/starIMy_Picturespimp20riker.jpg image 320x240]

[472x361 from http://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii627/WizKidfWc/SandowLOL2_zps8435 0784.jpg image 472x361]

lulz


Bahahahahaha...amazing.
 
2013-08-26 03:01:23 PM  

Fisty Bum: Hi, FWC.  How are things?

I need your collective advice.  I'm heading to the Toronto Raw on Sept. 9 and am in need of ideas for signs.  Clearly, I'm making both a FWC and Gredunza sign, but any other suggestions?


UFIA
 
2013-08-26 03:01:30 PM  

Fisty Bum: Hi, FWC.  How are things?

I need your collective advice.  I'm heading to the Toronto Raw on Sept. 9 and am in need of ideas for signs.  Clearly, I'm making both a FWC and Gredunza sign, but any other suggestions?


"DOLPH ZIGGLER SOLD ME ON GETTING THESE SEATS"
 
2013-08-26 03:03:02 PM  
Try something that you can write in huge letters. Maybe a single word like "ARMBAR" or "GREDUNZA." Ponies are always welcome.
 
2013-08-26 03:03:58 PM  

cman: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Stef and I are planning a lamp related sign for our October RAW appearance.  :)

You really should post a photo of you two together


Don't have one handy that includes both of us, but here are a couple of us individually.

From Extreme Rules 2013
lh4.googleusercontent.com

Taken on our Munich trip (my apologies for the cracked monitors that are incurred by my face)
lh5.googleusercontent.com


I'll try and find some better ones later.  :)
 
2013-08-26 03:06:02 PM  

Fisty Bum: Hi, FWC.  How are things?

I need your collective advice.  I'm heading to the Toronto Raw on Sept. 9 and am in need of ideas for signs.  Clearly, I'm making both a FWC and Gredunza sign, but any other suggestions?


"Orton:  Corporate 'Bag'man"

"You blow out electric lamps"

"All hail REDACTED"

"Then.  Now.  Gagne"
 
2013-08-26 03:09:07 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: Also, for those of you not in our twitter group, this happened this past week:

[850x637 from http://i.imgur.com/lZJqZ1q.jpg image 850x637]

NO HOVER HAND HERE MOTHERFARKERS!!!

They nestled right up in there.

Respect the beard...it gets all the chicks!  XD

Isn't that right, Cmdr. Riker?

[320x240 from http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fUlhWrDDNnY/TcgSDnPrLZI/AAAAAAAABP8/y0i9J98m Wxg/s320/starIMy_Picturespimp20riker.jpg image 320x240]

[472x361 from http://i1263.photobucket.com/albums/ii627/WizKidfWc/SandowLOL2_zps8435 0784.jpg image 472x361]

lulz


Yes!  the world needs more "Riker as Sandow" pics!  :)

/you're welcome
//ensign
 
2013-08-26 03:12:26 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: Hi, FWC.  How are things?

I need your collective advice.  I'm heading to the Toronto Raw on Sept. 9 and am in need of ideas for signs.  Clearly, I'm making both a FWC and Gredunza sign, but any other suggestions?

"Orton:  Corporate 'Bag'man"

"You blow out electric lamps"

"All hail REDACTED"

"Then.  Now.  Gagne"


GOOD HEAVENS, JUST LOOK AT THE TIME.

BOTCH

NO PEAS

VINTAGE ORTON
 
2013-08-26 03:56:07 PM  

hundreddollarman: Great work! You gotta let us know when your Twitter follower count goes OVER 9,000!

It might be cool to include YouTube links to some of those events, although I don't know how many of them will be up since WWE is rather aggressive getting those shut down.


I will definitely let you know when/if it goes past that magic number, as well as when I reach follower gredunza.

I had the same thought re: YouTube links. I'll see what I can do on that front.
 
2013-08-26 06:37:43 PM  

ShiningWizard: clintster: Anyone see Daniel Bryan's takedown of Orton on Smackdown? I want a continual loop of D-Bry shouting "He's PRETTY!" over and over again.

I lulzed so hard at that!


"He's just so PRETTY! Isn't he pretty everyone?"
 
2013-08-26 06:39:26 PM  

clintster: cman: Supercampion: GUNNY HIGHWAY, I'll add you this week, my work has been raping me lately with overtime.

UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 08/06/2013

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hobblekitty - @hobblekitty
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass
Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @whiskysagemusic
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud

Anyone else, add yourself, if you're in a faction and I'll update. You follow us, we'll follow you!
When using Twitter use #fWc To view current list click on my fark name Supercampion

ALSO VIEW AND CONTRIBUTE TO OUR NEW WIKI!

http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index" target=_blank data-cke-saved-href="http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index">http:/ /fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index

cman @q64ceo

BTW, I opened a new Twitter to keep track of what was happening on RAW (and sometimes Nitro) on that day in history. I thought "meh, it'll be a little account that my fWc buddies can follow and that'll be it". Then I opened my feed and found that RVD had retweeted one of my entries:


August 26, 2002 - @TherealRVD unifies the Intercontinental and Hadcore titles by defeating H-C champ @THETOMMYDREAMER #RAW
- Today in RAWstory (@TodayinRAWstory) August 26, 2013All of a sud ...


Wondered who put that together. Thanks Clintster!
 
2013-08-26 06:46:03 PM  

Supercampion: Also, for those of you not in our twitter group, this happened this past week:

[850x637 from http://i.imgur.com/lZJqZ1q.jpg image 850x637]

NO HOVER HAND HERE MOTHERFARKERS!!!

They nestled right up in there.


Them girls ain't short chief - how fricking tall are you anyway?

/NPO
//I have almost the same shot taken last year but with 2 Seahawk cheerleaders & a Santa hat on my head
 
2013-08-26 07:12:49 PM  
I'll go ahead and reveal the winner of this week's Wrestlemania Classic Headline Challenge. If you'll recall, lsat week I picked the McMahon-laden Wrestlemania 2000 (aka WM XVI) due to Triple H's insertion into the main event at Summerslam. Several good entries, and you made it hard to pick a winner:


My Lip Balm Addiction


A 4 Man WWF Championship Match times a Triangle Tag Team Ladder Match divided by a 2-fall Triple Threat Match for the IC & European Titles? We were told there was no math in WWF, but with Wrestlemania XVI we're doing it All Day Long, Sunday April 2!

Captain Steroid


WILL Mick Foley win one more for the road? CAN an Olympic Gold Medalist survive Y2J AND a "Rabid Wolverine"? IS a Triangle Ladder Match covered by health insurance? From Anaheim, CA, THIS is YOUR WWF WrestleMania 2000 Discussion Thread (LIVE on PPV)

Dyertek


Who will be the unlucky loser in a triple threat match with two winners?! Who will survive the three way ladder match for the tag team belts?! Who will come out on top of the four-way elimination match for the WWF belt?! Will Ice-T's pre-match performance land him a role on a long running crime show?!It's YOUR Wrestlemania III thread, 8 pm on pay per view or closed circuit

TheManofPA


WILL Mick Foley win one more for the road? CAN an Olympic Gold Medalist survive Y2J? IS a Triangle Ladder Match covered by health insurance? From Anaheim, CA, THIS is YOUR WWF WrestleMania 2000 Discussion Thread (LIVE on PPV)*

Eddievercetti


Will Mrs Foley's Baby Boy win the WWF Championship one more time? Can The Rock overcome the odds? Will the Big Show get his WrestleMania moment? Or will HHH somehow get away with the belt? Plus Kurt vs. 2 Chrises, Edge and Christian, Hardy Boyz, and the Dudleys in a ladder match. It's your WrestleMania 2000 thread.

Grand_Moff_Joseph

Will Boss Man get run over by the HOOOO-Train? Will The Radicals succumb to Too Cool's Clenis? Can Y2J find a 1005th hold to beat Angle and Benoit? Will anyone survive the triangle ladder match? And will HHH finally get checked into the Smackdown Hotel? Find out at Wrestlemania 2000, tonight on PPV

*Yes, TheManOfPA basically took Captain Steroid's headline and modified it slightly, but I included it because it was a [REDACTED] joke.

Again, very nice entries from all of you; math themes, Clenis memes, a Mrs. Foley's Baby Boy shoutout, and the Hope of the Hope of the Hopeless contributing. After consulting with a blue ribbon panel of headline judges, I am pleased to announce that this week's winner is Grand_Moff_Joseph!  Step up and collect your badge:

i107.photobucket.com

Stay tuned for this week's WCHC topic. I guarantee it is Bigger! Badder! Better!
 
2013-08-26 07:25:36 PM  

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: clintster: Anyone see Daniel Bryan's takedown of Orton on Smackdown? I want a continual loop of D-Bry shouting "He's PRETTY!" over and over again.

I lulzed so hard at that!

"He's just so PRETTY! Isn't he pretty everyone?"


I will admit: I actually did not see the RKO that ended the show coming.
 
2013-08-26 07:25:44 PM  

my lip balm addiction: Supercampion: Also, for those of you not in our twitter group, this happened this past week:

[850x637 from http://i.imgur.com/lZJqZ1q.jpg image 850x637]

NO HOVER HAND HERE MOTHERFARKERS!!!

They nestled right up in there.

Them girls ain't short chief - how fricking tall are you anyway?

/NPO
//I have almost the same shot taken last year but with 2 Seahawk cheerleaders & a Santa hat on my head


As a Seahawks fan, I'm slightly jealous
 
2013-08-26 07:28:18 PM  
pbs.twimg.com

Hai guize! Tonight is Monday Night Eddie Is Gonna Jinx The Show Again!
 
2013-08-26 07:29:08 PM  
Dougie just finished detailing his car....who wants to see?
 
2013-08-26 07:29:36 PM  
"Orton still champ Monsoon?"

"Yep...."

"... Well, guanjangxiang Mahjong in Chinatown then?"

"What's that Brain?"

"It's Mahjong, with strippers and half loaded revolvers."

".... Yeah okay then."
 
2013-08-26 07:29:38 PM  

Fisty Bum: Hi, FWC.  How are things?

I need your collective advice.  I'm heading to the Toronto Raw on Sept. 9 and am in need of ideas for signs.  Clearly, I'm making both a FWC and Gredunza sign, but any other suggestions?


"FEED ME A REASONABLE AMOUNT"

"CATERING V. RYDER @ WM 30!"

"#SHUT UP COLE"

"MY MAMA HAS UNLIMITED CALLING"

"PAUL HEYMAN SCHOOL OF OVER-ACTING"

"BUTT-CAPE 2013!"

"WELCOME TO BIZARRO CANADA!"

"TWERK IT, FANDANGO"

"I FOUND CESARO'S PASSPORT!"

Annnd I'm done.

But wait there's more!

"SOMEBODY BETTER PAY THEIR AIR BILL!"
 
2013-08-26 07:29:53 PM  
Quick takeaways from Total Divas:

* If the fate of the world depended on Nikki Bella identifying the men in this picture
upload.wikimedia.org
We'd all be dead. D-E-D dead!
*Poor Nattie has some family issues she needs to work out. Also, her friendzone resident, the spray tanner, looks WAY too much like a bald Chris Benoit.
 
2013-08-26 07:30:40 PM  
THE TAG TEAM CHAMPS IS HERE!!
 
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