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(Opposing Views)   Master debater tells 78-year-old woman that he disagrees with her position on abortion, but respects her right to express it. Either that or he punches her. I forget which one   (opposingviews.com) divider line 60
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2013-08-26 10:54:07 AM
6 votes:

Nabb1: He's 30, and punched an old lady - in the back, no less - without any indication she was threatening him or anything else.


We have no choice but to offer him a supervisory position with the Philadelphia Police Department.
2013-08-26 11:20:59 AM
5 votes:
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Have you ever seen such cruelty?
2013-08-26 09:50:21 AM
5 votes:
Man Ma said knock you out!
2013-08-26 11:38:09 AM
3 votes:

IronOcelot: Talking about punching old ladies is the new ITG thing?


Yeah, what about it gramma? Don't test me, I've knocked out more octogenarians than cancer.
2013-08-26 11:35:47 AM
3 votes:
Tonights featured fight is Man Ma versus GrandMa, that's right folks,  the Zygote Zinger going up against the Embryo Emancipator. This is truly the Fight of a Lifetime, a War for the Womb, A knock out, drag out brawl for baby. A no holds barred hanger scraping plan B strategy against the relentless retiree with technology.
2013-08-26 10:47:15 AM
3 votes:

Relatively Obscure: Diogenes: Nice tactic. These anti-abortion people are using and old lady to make a political point while preventing anyone from responding. If they have a point to make about the abortion, about how to protect the unborn, how about sending in somebody we are allowed to respond to. No. No. No. We have to respond to someone who who's elderly. Because then if we respond, oh you are attacking an old lady.

lolwut


Geez.  I was hoping to hook a wingnut.

That's a nice bit of derp I plagiarized from Ann Coulter.  I couldn't sink that low without assistance ;-)
2013-08-26 10:01:43 AM
3 votes:

EvilEgg: Good lord, you farking idiot.  FOX isn't going to let this one go.  The only thing I will be able to say is some people are idiots.  Then the anti-choice people will feel as though they won the argument.


oh, fox producers will be rubbing their hands with glee over this one. the only missing cherry on top for them would be if the assailant were black. but still, the GOP hasn't really done enough to alienate the asian-american community, so maybe this will represent some headway in that area.
2013-08-26 09:31:47 AM
3 votes:
How's that War on Women going, libs?
2013-08-26 01:11:59 PM
2 votes:
Just go around with a sign that says "Only Abort the Gay Babies!" and offend everybody.
2013-08-26 12:53:31 PM
2 votes:

bdub77: I like how the link to the story says 87-year-old woman when it's actually 78.

For the record, sometimes the anti-abortion vitriol my mom spews out at me makes me want to punch her, and she's in her 60s. And she's my mom.


dude knocked 9 years off her life
2013-08-26 12:19:27 PM
2 votes:
Abortion is great.  It depopulates the Democrats' core constituency.
2013-08-26 12:06:30 PM
2 votes:
Sigh. Another abortion argument.

If only there were ways to control when pregnancy occurs.
2013-08-26 11:35:37 AM
2 votes:

doubled99: This proves people for abortion are crazy and dangerous


You think punching one old person is more proof of that than murdering millions of innocent babies?
2013-08-26 11:21:02 AM
2 votes:

Mongo No.5: plenty of senior citizens deserve a good donkey punch, and this woman may have had it coming, but this was neither the time or the place to make that happen.  let her bump you with her sign outside of an abortion clinic and then let loose and claim self defense.


I"m going to assume you either don't know what a donkey punch is instead of assuming you enjoy sharing your sexual fetishes with random farkers
2013-08-26 10:36:01 AM
2 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: cman: 1. He assaulted a woman
2. A senior citizen
3. Who did nothing to him

If there is anyone who should be shunned by society it is this assbag

I'm sure that the senior citizen in question would gladly kill an abortion doctor that had done nothing to them, so there's a certain symmetry there.


Stereotypes aren't just for bigots, are they now?
2013-08-26 10:04:04 AM
2 votes:

Nabb1: Man, there are some people who are going to be so upset that he did that where other people could see it.


I have to admit that knocking the teeth out of some of the dried up prunes I've seen protesting at the local clinic would be highly gratifying.  Talk about a group of angry, bitter people with too much time on their hands.  And God help you if you stray onto that block by accident.  You're either with them, or against them.
2013-08-26 09:49:11 AM
2 votes:
Man, there are some people who are going to be so upset that he did that where other people could see it.
2013-08-26 09:30:20 AM
2 votes:
Obviously a member of the Mike Tyson School Debating Club.
2013-08-26 03:55:16 PM
1 votes:

Phinn: Egoy3k: Daffydil: Egoy3k: OregonVet: Yes, aborting a fetus is killing another person.

That depends on how you define the word person.

that depends on how you define the word fetus...

The depends on how you define the word define.

It also depends on how you define the word word.



Bird is the word.
2013-08-26 03:54:16 PM
1 votes:

Egoy3k: Daffydil: Egoy3k: OregonVet: Yes, aborting a fetus is killing another person.

That depends on how you define the word person.

that depends on how you define the word fetus...

The depends on how you define the word define.


It also depends on how you define the word word.
2013-08-26 02:29:27 PM
1 votes:
letrole: My surname is Le Trôle.

ReverendJasen: More copy-paste, Bevets? What, you think there are some virgins here that don't know your surname joke already?


I find your petulence to be endearing, and your simplicity to be quite engaging.
2013-08-26 02:12:18 PM
1 votes:
ReverendJasen: letrole: Isn't it time to retire this alt and try a new one? You're really boring.
Oh, look, it's bevets.


My surname is Le Trôle.

I reckon the problem here is that I'm simply expressing opinions that cannot be disputed without ad hominem and shout-downs and plain old histrionics. That does not make those opinions right. But, it certainly shows that they may not be wrong.
2013-08-26 02:05:25 PM
1 votes:

JDAT: Some children die by chance

No child should die by choice


Agreed. And no child has ever died from abortion.
2013-08-26 02:04:33 PM
1 votes:
Ah, I see the anti-abortionists have shown up to derail any possibility of rational discussion.
Carry on.
2013-08-26 01:58:11 PM
1 votes:

mooseyfate: JDAT: Children want you to hold their hand,

Not take their life.

Who has been murdering children wholesale and not batting an eye?


www.toomanyaborted.com

2013-08-26 01:54:08 PM
1 votes:

INeedAName: letrole: Abortion is Murder.

So you're against the death penalty as well?


Death penalty? I think he's against omelets.
2013-08-26 01:37:09 PM
1 votes:

JDAT: Children want you to hold their hand,

Not take their life.


Who has been murdering children wholesale and not batting an eye? Outside of countries with HUGE amounts of unrest, Civil Wars, and ethnic cleansing.

/American Pro-Lifers: fark the ones that are actually alive, we're trying to make a difference over here!
//I would love to see these idiots protesting a mass grave in Serbia
///I'm sure they'd be begging for a shove in the back by the end of the day
2013-08-26 01:31:52 PM
1 votes:
Abortion is Murder.
2013-08-26 01:17:08 PM
1 votes:

mbillips: Carth: doubled99: This proves people for abortion are crazy and dangerous

You think punching one old person is more proof of that than murdering millions of innocent babies?

Murder, huh? Obviously premeditated, too. So, you're in favor of the death penalty for women who have abortions, I assume. Or life without parole, if you're one of those strict pro-lifers.

/God murders just as many "innocent babies" in the womb as doctors do, y'know. And yet, I never see anyone working to stop the holocaust of miscarriages.


It must be hard for you to exist on the internet with such a broken sarcasm detector. If you start a crowd funding campaign to buy a new one I'll pitch in a few bucks because that is no way to go through life.
2013-08-26 01:14:20 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: You'll never convince them that a bundle of cells is not a child. That's what their whole dogma in this fight depends on.


Strawman.  The 'dogma' depends that the item you are discussing is the beginning of a unique human life.
2013-08-26 01:13:20 PM
1 votes:
It's amazing how my attitude changed when I found out the woman was the anti abortion protester and not the guy. It went from 'typical right wing dick' to 'hey what a great idea'!

Those people love dying children, high infant mortality, children born into a living horror and the death penalty. Who deserves a punch in the back of the head more than them?
2013-08-26 01:11:54 PM
1 votes:
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-26 12:36:32 PM
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Phinn: Abortion is great.  It depopulates the Democrats' core constituency.

They keep winning the popular vote.


shhh... don't pop the bubble...
2013-08-26 12:30:56 PM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: How's that War on Women going, libs?


lh4.googleusercontent.com
2013-08-26 12:29:30 PM
1 votes:
Laughing my farking a-- off...  you said masterdebater!
2013-08-26 12:17:11 PM
1 votes:

bdub77: The 78-year-old woman, Donna Holman, said she was protesting abortion near a Planned Parenthood office on Wednesday morning, when Man Chun John Ma, an international graduate student at the University of Iowa, hit her in the back and then walked away without saying a word, according to The Blaze.

I'm pretty sure Man Chun John Ma is some sort of martial art involving donkey punching old people.


Everybody, Man Chun tonight.
2013-08-26 12:02:30 PM
1 votes:

Lucky LaRue: Did that video ever get interesting?


Yeah, I'm hoping someone here watched it and got to the part where they guy admitted punchuing her. I got seasick and had to stop watching. Did anyone here see the damning evidence?
2013-08-26 12:00:54 PM
1 votes:
Seriously, guys?

static2.dmcdn.net
2013-08-26 11:59:25 AM
1 votes:

gnosis301: I think that if a senior citizen is in full possession of their faculties and brandishing a weapon (not an improvised one) with the express intent to kill/harm you, then it's okay to punch the senior citizen.


A very reasonable position.  I would even go as far as to suggest it is ok to punch a senior citizen if they are attempting to use an improvised weapon against you such as a zip gun, mototav cocktail, or cup filled with acid.  These violent old farkers are getting way out of hand.  Remember the 88 year old racist who attempted to beat up the nice three African American youths after leaving the thinly veiled Nazi front group called the Eagles Club in Spokane?  It's time the youth take the streets back.
2013-08-26 11:58:17 AM
1 votes:

cman: reillan: cman: cman: 1. He assaulted a woman
2. A senior citizen
3. Who did nothing to him

If there is anyone who should be shunned by society it is this assbag

To elaborate...

I don't give two shiats about why he did it. All I care about is the fact that he did do it. No matter what the circumstances are YOU DONT PUNCH A FRIGGIN SENIOR CITIZEN!

You're right, of course, but I reserve the right to experience Schadenfreude when it happens to someone as repugnant as this woman.

Repugnant? Do you know her personally?

She disagrees with you on abortion and she is labeled "repugnant". This hyperpartisan bullshiat is bullshiat and it needs to stop.


i1-news.softpedia-static.com
2013-08-26 11:57:48 AM
1 votes:
I am absolutey shocked, SHOCKED, I say, that fark liberals will only defend speech that they agree with and will only protect the weak who agree with them! I seriously just fell out of my chair!

/not really
2013-08-26 11:53:17 AM
1 votes:

MooseUpNorth: And nobody's defending what he did.


[Finishes reading this thread]  *sigh* I'll be over here in the corner for a while, losing my faith in humanity.
2013-08-26 11:50:12 AM
1 votes:

gja: Ned Stark: gja: rga184: cman: reillan: cman: cman: 1. He assaulted a woman
2. A senior citizen
3. Who did nothing to him

If there is anyone who should be shunned by society it is this assbag

To elaborate...

I don't give two shiats about why he did it. All I care about is the fact that he did do it. No matter what the circumstances are YOU DONT PUNCH A FRIGGIN SENIOR CITIZEN!

You're right, of course, but I reserve the right to experience Schadenfreude when it happens to someone as repugnant as this woman.

Repugnant? Do you know her personally?

She disagrees with you on abortion and she is labeled "repugnant". This hyperpartisan bullshiat is bullshiat and it needs to stop.

Did you see the sign she was holding? She is the epitome of repugnant.

So, you think striking another person is okley-dokely as long as their views are what you consider repugnant?
Good to know. Let me know how that intolerance works out for you.
/jackazz

"The first man to raise a fist is the one who has run out of ideas."

So you're saying there's nothing that would move you to violence?

That's actually pretty horrible.

Where did you arrive at that? That far a jump could clear the Grand Canyon with a broken leg.
To elicit a violent response from me takes a MASSIVE effort. I reserve visceral responses such as physical violence for only the most outrageous actions or threats to life and limb.


I don't know, I would kill for a burrito right now.
2013-08-26 11:47:57 AM
1 votes:

Fafai: FreetardoRivera: You don't even need to punch them.

I just call those old ladies horrible names when I drive by abortion clinic and that seems to do the trick.

I usually shout out, "dead babies are delicious!" without regard or any real idea as to what kind of impact my stupid immaturity may be having on the tone of the overall debate, purely because I think it's funny to look at people and say this.


It's also a good idea to ask them "If a dead fetus was never really a human, does that still define me as a cannibal to find dead babies delicious?"

/Too far?
2013-08-26 11:43:36 AM
1 votes:
Well, she was old, that's probably why the biatch went down so fast.
2013-08-26 11:35:40 AM
1 votes:
He punched an adult, not a fetus. What's the big deal?
2013-08-26 11:31:58 AM
1 votes:

FreetardoRivera: You don't even need to punch them.

I just call those old ladies horrible names when I drive by abortion clinic and that seems to do the trick.


I usually shout out, "dead babies are delicious!" without regard or any real idea as to what kind of impact my stupid immaturity may be having on the tone of the overall debate, purely because I think it's funny to look at people and say this.
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-26 11:30:00 AM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Diogenes: Nice tactic.  These anti-abortion people are using and old lady to make a political point while preventing anyone from responding.  If they have a point to make about the abortion, about how to protect the unborn, how about sending in somebody we are allowed to respond to. No. No. No. We have to respond to someone who who's elderly.  Because then if we respond, oh you are attacking an old lady.


In their defense, *punch* is not an intelligent rebuttal to any point.


I agree wholeheartedly.

::::::::runs to window to check and see if all planets have suddenly stopped spinning:::::::::

/i keed i keed
2013-08-26 11:23:04 AM
1 votes:

Carth: Mongo No.5: plenty of senior citizens deserve a good donkey punch, and this woman may have had it coming, but this was neither the time or the place to make that happen.  let her bump you with her sign outside of an abortion clinic and then let loose and claim self defense.

I"m going to assume you either don't know what a donkey punch is instead of assuming you enjoy sharing your sexual fetishes with random farkers


Have you ever been on Total FARK?!
2013-08-26 11:22:24 AM
1 votes:

gnosis301: Mongo No.5: plenty of senior citizens deserve a good donkey punch

Um...


Forget it. He's rolling.
2013-08-26 11:19:00 AM
1 votes:
Ma Man punches like a girl.  Maybe he should change his name to Home Boy.
2013-08-26 11:14:45 AM
1 votes:
I read the headline as "masterbater".
2013-08-26 11:07:31 AM
1 votes:

bdub77: I like how the link to the story says 87-year-old woman when it's actually 78.

For the record, sometimes the anti-abortion vitriol my mom spews out at me makes me want to punch her, and she's in her 60s. And she's my mom.


I do think that holding a sign with an aborted fetus out on the street where people with a weak stomach as well as little kids can see it is beyond a dick move. That woman deserved to be punched, albeit they should have gotten another 78 yo woman to punch her. See? It wasn't the punch that was bad, it was that they were fighting different weight classes.

/I keed, I keed. No punching by anyone.
2013-08-26 11:05:58 AM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Nabb1: That totally justifies beating up old ladies, I admit. Now, about this weird boner...

Let me clarify this for anyone that fails to understand nuance: beating up old ladies is bad.

There.  I said it.  I hope you're happy now :)


Okay.

Nope. Did nothing for the boner.
2013-08-26 11:02:11 AM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: cman: FFS, asshole

Should we blame all Muslims for 9/11, too?

I would argue that a very small percentage of Muslims were responsible for 9/11, so no.

I would also point out that 100% of abortion protesters are responsible for 100% of all abortion restrictions in this country.

See the difference?


That totally justifies beating up old ladies, I admit. Now, about this weird boner...
2013-08-26 10:58:39 AM
1 votes:

mooseyfate: The human race isn't in danger of going extinct, we have the technology, quit standing in the way of progress.


Delusions, Mr. Wordsworth. Delusions that you inject into your veins with printer's ink. The narcotics that you call literature. The Bible, poetry, essays of all kind an opiate to make you think you have a strength when you have no strength at all! You have nothing but spindly limbs and a dream and the state has no use for your kind!
2013-08-26 10:43:12 AM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Nice tactic. These anti-abortion people are using and old lady to make a political point while preventing anyone from responding. If they have a point to make about the abortion, about how to protect the unborn, how about sending in somebody we are allowed to respond to. No. No. No. We have to respond to someone who who's elderly. Because then if we respond, oh you are attacking an old lady.


lolwut
2013-08-26 10:40:27 AM
1 votes:

cman: Repugnant? Do you know her personally?

She disagrees with you on abortion and she is labeled "repugnant". This hyperpartisan bullshiat is bullshiat and it needs to stop.


Her way of speaking out about it is so bad, the *arresting officer* said this:
"Listen, you and I both know why he did it," the officer said to Dan. "He doesn't like the sign. I personally don't like the sign...he was extremely offended by the sign...you're looking to provoke an extreme reaction with that."

So yeah.  She's using highly-offensive signs and words to try and provoke people into hitting her, and multiple people have.  Yes, she's repugnant.  She's a 78-year-old abortion troll.
2013-08-26 10:32:46 AM
1 votes:

cman: 1. He assaulted a woman
2. A senior citizen
3. Who did nothing to him

If there is anyone who should be shunned by society it is this assbag


I'm sure that the senior citizen in question would gladly kill an abortion doctor that had done nothing to them, so there's a certain symmetry there.
2013-08-26 09:36:11 AM
1 votes:
Did that video ever get interesting?
 
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