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2013-08-26 09:54:34 AM
I may be the only person left who finds these amusing, but I laughed.
 
2013-08-26 10:12:43 AM
dumb
 
2013-08-26 10:14:36 AM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I may be the only person left who finds these amusing, but I laughed.


Not me. I suffered a concussion Saturday.
 
2013-08-26 10:19:49 AM

IlGreven: Adolf Oliver Nipples: I may be the only person left who finds these amusing, but I laughed.

Not me. I suffered a concussion Saturday.


YES WE KNOW~!
 
2013-08-26 10:28:34 AM

Rwa2play: IlGreven: Adolf Oliver Nipples: I may be the only person left who finds these amusing, but I laughed.

Not me. I suffered a concussion Saturday.

YES WE KNOW~!


ITS FUNNY BECAUSE CONCUSSIONS MAKE YOU FORGET THINGS
 
2013-08-26 10:29:29 AM

Tom_Slick: Rwa2play: IlGreven: Adolf Oliver Nipples: I may be the only person left who finds these amusing, but I laughed.

Not me. I suffered a concussion Saturday.

YES WE KNOW~!

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE CONCUSSIONS MAKE YOU FORGET THINGS


Like consent right rapelisburger!
 
2013-08-26 10:30:02 AM

Rwa2play: IlGreven: Adolf Oliver Nipples: I may be the only person left who finds these amusing, but I laughed.

Not me. I suffered a concussion Saturday.

YES WE KNOW~!


This was actually one of the funnier ones, as I hoped it might be. They had a lot of material to work with and it wasn't just 'F&ck you, you f*ggot f*ck...etc' like some of the others have been. There were even a few gems in there:

Andy Dalton: Maybe your phone keeps dropping the signal
Eli Manning: So it's the new iWelker?

Sam Bradford: OMG, I think I just 'Lizzed' myself.
Well... I'll let you look up the rest of that one yourself.

All in all, not a bad showing. But these just get worse and worse as the weeks go on.
 
2013-08-26 10:31:50 AM
Sigh... Can't you just bookmark PFM and go visit it there? This is ridiculous. The joke that was funny a total of one time has been beaten to death. Please stop submitting this link.
 
2013-08-26 10:34:48 AM

This Looks Fun: Sigh... Can't you just bookmark PFM and go visit it there? This is ridiculous. The joke that was funny a total of one time has been beaten to death. Please stop submitting this link.


A DEAD HORSEOw. Ow. OW!
 
2013-08-26 10:36:53 AM
I chuckled.
 
2013-08-26 10:38:38 AM

SenorBenedict: Tom_Slick: Rwa2play: IlGreven: Adolf Oliver Nipples: I may be the only person left who finds these amusing, but I laughed.

Not me. I suffered a concussion Saturday.

YES WE KNOW~!

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE CONCUSSIONS MAKE YOU FORGET THINGS

Like consent right rapelisburger!


Allegedly
 
2013-08-26 10:38:44 AM

This Looks Fun: Sigh... Can't you just bookmark PFM and go visit it there? This is ridiculous. The joke that was funny a total of one time has been beaten to death. Please stop submitting this link.


I hate how fark forces you to click every link in a sub category and comment on each one. Like every time there is a walking dead article despite not watching the show I am forced to comment on not knowing whats going on and that I don't watch the show.

Fark is such a cruel mistress.
 
2013-08-26 10:39:20 AM

Tom_Slick: SenorBenedict: Tom_Slick: Rwa2play: IlGreven: Adolf Oliver Nipples: I may be the only person left who finds these amusing, but I laughed.

Not me. I suffered a concussion Saturday.

YES WE KNOW~!

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE CONCUSSIONS MAKE YOU FORGET THINGS

Like consent right rapelisburger!

Allegedly


Fark's lawyers like this.
 
2013-08-26 10:41:29 AM
Oh geez.  Stop with the hate.  It was good for a mid-morning laugh before my mid-morning Monday meeting where there is no laughing allowed.

/god I hate mid-morning Monday meetings
 
2013-08-26 10:44:39 AM

Cubs300: Oh geez.  Stop with the hate.  It was good for a mid-morning laugh before my mid-morning Monday meeting where there is no laughing allowed.

/god I hate mid-morning Monday meetings


Just assign QBs names to your co-workers, at least you will be silently entertained.
 
2013-08-26 10:46:01 AM
I still love these, generally.  This was a good one.
 
2013-08-26 10:47:39 AM

This Looks Fun: Sigh... Can't you just bookmark PFM and go visit it there? This is ridiculous. The joke that was funny a total of one time has been beaten to death. Please stop submitting this link.


i79.photobucket.com

/oblig
 
2013-08-26 10:48:01 AM

SenorBenedict: I hate how fark forces you to click every link in a sub category and comment on each one


This site is entirely comprised of user-generated content and ads. Without user feedback, content will be unfiltered, quality will drop, ad views will drop, and with no revenue the site will talk . As a content consumer and content provider, it is my responsibility to provide relevant feedback to other content providers to ensure the quality of content. The quality of content, after all, is why I prefer Fark over other aggregators. But I don't want to take the thunder out of your comment. Please continue.
 
2013-08-26 10:48:53 AM

This Looks Fun: SenorBenedict: I hate how fark forces you to click every link in a sub category and comment on each one

This site is entirely comprised of user-generated content and ads. Without user feedback, content will be unfiltered, quality will drop, ad views will drop, and with no revenue the site will talk tank. As a content consumer and content provider, it is my responsibility to provide relevant feedback to other content providers to ensure the quality of content. The quality of content, after all, is why I prefer Fark over other aggregators. But I don't want to take the thunder out of your comment. Please continue.


FTFM
 
2013-08-26 10:50:02 AM
it's amusing, but it goes on a little long.  he doesn't have to include EVERY QB EVERY time.

Also, Matt Simms made a better case to start at  QB for the Jets than Sanchez and Geno Smith combined.
 
2013-08-26 10:52:44 AM

This Looks Fun: SenorBenedict: I hate how fark forces you to click every link in a sub category and comment on each one

This site is entirely comprised of user-generated content and ads. Without user feedback, content will be unfiltered, quality will drop, ad views will drop, and with no revenue the site will talk . As a content consumer and content provider, it is my responsibility to provide relevant feedback to other content providers to ensure the quality of content. The quality of content, after all, is why I prefer Fark over other aggregators. But I don't want to take the thunder out of your comment. Please continue.


We practice selective annihilation of websites and joke, for example, to create a vacuum, then we fill that vacuum. As a popular site advances, humor is closer
 
2013-08-26 11:04:40 AM

Tom_Slick: This Looks Fun: SenorBenedict: I hate how fark forces you to click every link in a sub category and comment on each one

This site is entirely comprised of user-generated content and ads. Without user feedback, content will be unfiltered, quality will drop, ad views will drop, and with no revenue the site will talk . As a content consumer and content provider, it is my responsibility to provide relevant feedback to other content providers to ensure the quality of content. The quality of content, after all, is why I prefer Fark over other aggregators. But I don't want to take the thunder out of your comment. Please continue.

We practice selective annihilation of websites and joke, for example, to create a vacuum, then we fill that vacuum. As a popular site advances, humor is closer


I don't need your civil war.
 
2013-08-26 11:09:48 AM
Boy that just kept going, huh.
 
2013-08-26 11:18:26 AM
I laughed.
 
2013-08-26 11:32:00 AM
Matt Stafford's gimmick was completely ruined now that Facebook has hashtags.
 
2013-08-26 11:37:40 AM

VvonderJesus: Matt Stafford's gimmick was completely ruined now that Facebook has hashtags.


#stoplaughingatme #ohcrapiblewoutmyshoulderthumbingthatout

/poor lions, it will happen
 
2013-08-26 11:40:43 AM
I like these skits but really wished they would shorten them. Not every single one has to go on for pages.
 
2013-08-26 11:52:52 AM

This Looks Fun: The joke that was funny a total of one time has been beaten to death.


Wasn't me!

~Michael Vick
 
2013-08-26 12:08:19 PM

muck4doo: This Looks Fun: The joke that was funny a total of one time has been beaten to death.

Wasn't me!

~Michael Vick


Hey, don't forget your Roethlisburger rape joke, Stallworth car joke, and OJ stab joke. You're on a roll.
 
2013-08-26 12:18:42 PM
this one was decent.  they will get much much worse.

the season hasn't even started yet and the Jets are hilarious.  How has Greg McElroy done this preseason?  If Sanchez is hurt, does McElroy have a good shot at starting or is he that bad?
 
2013-08-26 12:20:37 PM

VvonderJesus: Matt Stafford's gimmick was completely ruined now that Facebook has hashtags.


And the Jets fail overpowered the "everybody hates Tony Romo" thing too.
 
2013-08-26 12:20:58 PM
I still give these a shot, but it's been a long time since I've found one funny.
 
2013-08-26 12:21:07 PM
Who pays for these greens every week? How much?
 
2013-08-26 12:28:42 PM
First time I've clicked on a PFM link in a while.  It was okay.  A bit long, but not horrible.
 
2013-08-26 12:32:45 PM
Uncle Pooky


I still give these a shot, but it's been a long time since I've found one funny.

They have their moments, I think they just run on too long. Any more than a 2 min read reeks of desperation.
 
2013-08-26 12:38:27 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I may be the only person left who finds these amusing, but I laughed.


They're usually pretty funny. Too many Farkers have the sense of humor of a bowl of room temperature pee.
 
2013-08-26 12:40:21 PM
Rex Ryan's post game was crazy.

The AFC is bottom heavy
Raiders
Jags
Jets
Browns

I can't think of NFC teams that are quite as bad.
 
2013-08-26 12:45:01 PM

someonelse: Adolf Oliver Nipples: I may be the only person left who finds these amusing, but I laughed.

They're usually pretty funny. Too many Farkers have the sense of humor of a bowl of room temperature pee.


Agreed...
 
2013-08-26 12:47:23 PM

Devo: Rex Ryan's post game was crazy.

The AFC is bottom heavy
Raiders
Jags
Jets
Browns

I can't think of NFC teams that are quite as bad.


are the Browns still bad?

also, the Vikings offense without AP is rancid, and the Eagles could be awful
 
2013-08-26 12:48:06 PM

SenorBenedict: This Looks Fun: Sigh... Can't you just bookmark PFM and go visit it there? This is ridiculous. The joke that was funny a total of one time has been beaten to death. Please stop submitting this link.

I hate how fark forces you to click every link in a sub category and comment on each one. Like every time there is a walking dead article despite not watching the show I am forced to comment on not knowing whats going on and that I don't watch the show.

Fark is such a cruel mistress.


I dont even have a TV
 
2013-08-26 12:52:19 PM

AdamK: Devo: Rex Ryan's post game was crazy.

The AFC is bottom heavy
Raiders
Jags
Jets
Browns

I can't think of NFC teams that are quite as bad.

are the Browns still bad?

also, the Vikings offense without AP is rancid, and the Eagles could be awful


Does a bear shiat in the pope?
 
2013-08-26 12:55:34 PM

AdamK: Devo: Rex Ryan's post game was crazy.

The AFC is bottom heavy
Raiders
Jags
Jets
Browns

I can't think of NFC teams that are quite as bad.

are the Browns still bad?

also, the Vikings offense without AP is rancid, and the Eagles could be awful


The Browns are still bad, but they aren't nearly on level with the others.  Even the Jets will probably be significantly better than the Raiders or Jags, as bad as their QB situation is.  Rex Ryan has no clue what he's doing on offense, but his defenses are always good enough to bail them out of a few games.
 
2013-08-26 01:21:01 PM
Agreed on the "way too long" thing. But on the upside, we were gifted with this gif. (too big to post inline, sadface)

Seriously. I just have it open in another window to giggle at every once in a while. Really makes Monday go a little nicer.
 
2013-08-26 01:29:13 PM
These kind of piss me off because they havn't found a good character voice for Kaepernick. I mean, for a team that is going to win it all this year, they are going to need to write him some better material as he'll be in the news a lot
 
2013-08-26 01:37:12 PM
I remember one or two seasons ago when there was a week this was funny.
 
2013-08-26 01:41:53 PM

Le Grand Inquisitor: These kind of piss me off because they havn't found a good character voice for Kaepernick. I mean, for a team that is going to win it all this year, they are going to need to write him some better material as he'll be in the news a lot


That's not on them, have you seen his Yahoo fantasy football comericals? He has zero personality or interesting things about him.

I mean in his madden 25 commercial Russel "Wayne Brady is my Hero" Wilson outshines him in personality.
 
2013-08-26 01:46:42 PM

INeedAName: AdamK: Devo: Rex Ryan's post game was crazy.

The AFC is bottom heavy
Raiders
Jags
Jets
Browns

I can't think of NFC teams that are quite as bad.

are the Browns still bad?

also, the Vikings offense without AP is rancid, and the Eagles could be awful

Does a bear shiat in the pope?


one its does the pope shiat in his hat

and two WHAR GRAF WHAR!?

/I needs my preseason grafs or else how will I know that lions or iggles are the worst teams in the nfc?
 
2013-08-26 01:46:53 PM

Di Atribe: Agreed on the "way too long" thing. But on the upside, we were gifted with this gif. (too big to post inline, sadface)

Seriously. I just have it open in another window to giggle at every once in a while. Really makes Monday go a little nicer.


Nothing is too big to post inline if you believe in your dreams.

i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 01:51:44 PM

This Looks Fun: muck4doo: This Looks Fun: The joke that was funny a total of one time has been beaten to death.

Wasn't me!

~Michael Vick

Hey, don't forget your Roethlisburger rape joke, Stallworth car joke, and OJ stab joke. You're on a roll.


He's saying that the joke has been over used like Jay Cutlers mom.

~Ben Roethlisberger
 
2013-08-26 02:21:35 PM

muck4doo: This Looks Fun: muck4doo: This Looks Fun: The joke that was funny a total of one time has been beaten to death.

Wasn't me!

~Michael Vick

Hey, don't forget your Roethlisburger rape joke, Stallworth car joke, and OJ stab joke. You're on a roll.

He's saying that the joke has been over used like Jay Cutlers mom.

~Ben Roethlisberger


You know what else has been over used like Jay Cutlers mom?

~Sam Bradford
 
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