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(CafeMom)   Someone asks Robert Pattinson what he thinks of Twilight fans. Hilarity ensues   (thestir.cafemom.com) divider line 95
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2013-08-26 09:25:06 AM
He's always made fun of them. It's like an Andy Kaufman thing for him.
 
2013-08-26 09:25:48 AM
That lady has a large bag of crazy.  She just poured most of it onto the internet.
 
2013-08-26 09:26:51 AM
He thinks all we do is hunch over our computers obsessing about him!?  Well let me just hunch up a bit and vent some obsession. 

/twilight fans are the furries of "literature"
//not real furries, CSI furries.
 
2013-08-26 09:28:19 AM
So he called a duck a duck?
 
2013-08-26 09:29:47 AM
I like how the author of the article pretty much exemplifies exactly what he's describing. She's got sand in something.
 
2013-08-26 09:30:50 AM
Pattinson: "Some of my fans are creepy."

Blogger: **proves him right**

"Obsesh?" Really?

See also:

www.screeninsults.com
 
2013-08-26 09:31:05 AM
The existence of that article pretty much proves him right.


[twilightmoms.jpg]
 
2013-08-26 09:31:40 AM

thnksqrd: That lady has a large bag of crazy.  She just poured most of it onto the internet.


I don't even think that this is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this woman's crazy.
 
2013-08-26 09:34:05 AM
"Sometimes I ask myself what these masses of people do the whole day. They sit in front of their computers and comment on anything having even remotely to do with Twilight."

See also: Politics tab
 
2013-08-26 09:34:58 AM
Site is blocked.  What did Pattinson say? And did the author swear off Twilight because of it?
 
2013-08-26 09:35:08 AM
He pretty much nailed it. What's wrong with that? To be fair though his fans do have other interests. Like waiting outside for Toys R Us to open so they can get the new Hot Wheels releases.
 
2013-08-26 09:36:20 AM
TFA: And oh yeah, he thinks it's super creepy that he's become part of your obsesh.
[..]
Hahaha! Rob's fans kind of scare him. No, no Rob. We're not hurt. Really. (Sniff sniff.)

i191.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 09:39:22 AM
Wait... the fat comedian guy who usually isn't that funny was in Twilight? Or am I thoroughly confused?
 
2013-08-26 09:41:01 AM

dustygrimp: Site is blocked.  What did Pattinson say? And did the author swear off Twilight because of it?


He made fun of them for being mildly creepy superfans.  He's always had this opinion of them and made no pretense that the role was anything but a badly-written paycheck.  And the irony frosting is that the same twi-moms and twi-tweens who are awkward, mildly creepy losers with no lives outside of their obsession are the same kinds of folk who insult and make fun of con-goers and Star Trek fans and nerds in general.

Which, actually, is part of why nerds hate Twi-tards so much.
 
2013-08-26 09:41:20 AM
Damned Robert Pattinson!  I want to hate him so much but he is making it so hard to do so...
 
2013-08-26 09:41:22 AM
I read the headline as "Pat Robertson" and got all warmed up for some fire and brimstone over worshipping vampires and assumed the thread would have zombie jesus jokes.
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This was just plain true.
 
2013-08-26 09:42:28 AM
Truth hurts, don't it?
 
2013-08-26 09:48:12 AM

abfalter: Damned Robert Pattinson!  I want to hate him so much but he is making it so hard to do so...


Really? I find it pretty easy. One, he acted in the movies he so viciously bashes, probably knowing about the base of fans. Two, the movies he participated in absolutely suck. Three, he may or may not have been 'dating' Kristen Stewart for manufactured drama/marketing purposes, and if not, Four, he is an idiot.

You didn't have to be in them, you could have just done something else with your acting career. Jesus.
 
2013-08-26 09:53:02 AM

TheBigJerk: dustygrimp: Site is blocked.  What did Pattinson say? And did the author swear off Twilight because of it?

He made fun of them for being mildly creepy superfans.  He's always had this opinion of them and made no pretense that the role was anything but a badly-written paycheck.  And the irony frosting is that the same twi-moms and twi-tweens who are awkward, mildly creepy losers with no lives outside of their obsession are the same kinds of folk who insult and make fun of con-goers and Star Trek fans and nerds in general.

Which, actually, is part of why nerds hate Twi-tards so much.


And at least Star Trek has on occasion been well written.
 
2013-08-26 09:53:19 AM
Did he give them a prayer assault?
 
2013-08-26 09:55:31 AM
IIRC, Robert Pattinson tried out for the gig of Edward Cullen as a joke. He took it because they offered him a buttload of money to do it.

Tyrone Slothrop: And at least Star Trek has on occasion been well written.


I hear that William Shatner is going to do a guest spot in the next Star Trek movie, and NOT as Kirk.
 
2013-08-26 09:56:58 AM
Who now?
 
2013-08-26 09:57:01 AM
This is why actors should keep their mouths shut in relation to the characters they play.  Be an actor.   Be the character.  You've got nothing else of value to say about anything else involved in the story.

This is why it drives me nuts when I see the likes of Tom Cruise go on every talk show in the world to explain the awesomeness of HIS new movie.  When in fact, he didn't write, direct, screenplay, edit, etc...  All he did was act in it.  So have a big cup full of STFU.
 
2013-08-26 09:59:32 AM
durbnpoisn:

Show me on this doll where the actor touched you.

This is why actors should keep their mouths shut in relation to the characters they play.  Be an actor.   Be the character.  You've got nothing else of value to say about anything else involved in the story.

The concept of a story is not relevant to this discussion, as we are talking about Twilight.
 
2013-08-26 10:00:26 AM
Pretty funny...

Hell there is a Where's Rob app out there for iphones that lets people report sightings of him so his overly obsessed fans can stalk him even more, that's just screwed up...
 
2013-08-26 10:00:36 AM
He's right. If you had a life, you wouldn't be so obsessed with twilight
 
2013-08-26 10:01:35 AM

durbnpoisn: This is why actors should keep their mouths shut in relation to the characters they play.  Be an actor.   Be the character.  You've got nothing else of value to say about anything else involved in the story.

This is why it drives me nuts when I see the likes of Tom Cruise go on every talk show in the world to explain the awesomeness of HIS new movie.  When in fact, he didn't write, direct, screenplay, edit, etc...  All he did was act in it.  So have a big cup full of STFU.


Except that it's his job to sell it to the public. They give those jobs to the celebrities for a reason, because people are mindless morons and they don't realize the collaborative effort involved. Tom Cruise is a crazy muther, but he puts asses in seats.
 
2013-08-26 10:02:43 AM
So he's more of an Applejack fan, then?
 
2013-08-26 10:03:18 AM
The author of that article is trying to manipulate how I feel and I don't like it.
 
2013-08-26 10:06:33 AM

bdub77: durbnpoisn: This is why actors should keep their mouths shut in relation to the characters they play.  Be an actor.   Be the character.  You've got nothing else of value to say about anything else involved in the story.

This is why it drives me nuts when I see the likes of Tom Cruise go on every talk show in the world to explain the awesomeness of HIS new movie.  When in fact, he didn't write, direct, screenplay, edit, etc...  All he did was act in it.  So have a big cup full of STFU.

Except that it's his job to sell it to the public. They give those jobs to the celebrities for a reason, because people are mindless morons and they don't realize the collaborative effort involved. Tom Cruise is a crazy muther, but he puts asses in seats.


That WAS his job, twilight is done he doesnt have to give lip service to sell that shiat anymore.
 
2013-08-26 10:14:33 AM

darkmayo: bdub77: durbnpoisn: This is why actors should keep their mouths shut in relation to the characters they play.  Be an actor.   Be the character.  You've got nothing else of value to say about anything else involved in the story.

This is why it drives me nuts when I see the likes of Tom Cruise go on every talk show in the world to explain the awesomeness of HIS new movie.  When in fact, he didn't write, direct, screenplay, edit, etc...  All he did was act in it.  So have a big cup full of STFU.

Except that it's his job to sell it to the public. They give those jobs to the celebrities for a reason, because people are mindless morons and they don't realize the collaborative effort involved. Tom Cruise is a crazy muther, but he puts asses in seats.

That WAS his job, twilight is done he doesnt have to give lip service to sell that shiat anymore.


But let's be honest, those films also made his career. People are always entitled to their opinion, but hey he made the decision to be in it.

Let's face it most of us would probably be a whore for money too. I just hope Michael Caine got a nice paycheck for Jaws 4.
 
2013-08-26 10:15:17 AM

spunkymunky: Wait... the fat comedian guy who usually isn't that funny was in Twilight? Or am I thoroughly confused?


I'm guessing you're stretching all the way to Patton Oswalt here?

Borderline obscure?
 
2013-08-26 10:17:12 AM

bdub77: Four, he is an idiot.


Seems like he made the clever move to star in a bunch of HORRIBLE movies to make an ungodly amount of money and is upfront about how totally okay he is with that and how bad he thinks the source material is.  He's unapologetic  and totally cool with having sold out for so much cash and fame he can choose his own work for the rest of his life and maybe even make his own films if he hates being in dreck so much.  We should all be so "stupid" and self aware.
 
2013-08-26 10:19:05 AM

gnosis301: So he's more of an Applejack fan, then?


Thank you, sir. This is why I came here.
 
2013-08-26 10:20:20 AM

abfalter: Damned Robert Pattinson!  I want to hate him so much but he is making it so hard to do so...


I'm pretty sure that Pattinson starred in Twilight just to rail Kristen Stewart.

Dude has "acquire currency, fornicate with biatches" down pat.

And just think, between Harry Potter and Twilight, he's one Star Wars part away from being the Rick Fox of film.
 
2013-08-26 10:20:52 AM

darkmayo: bdub77: durbnpoisn: ...

Except that it's his job to sell it to the public. They give those jobs to the celebrities for a reason, because people are mindless morons and they don't realize the collaborative effort involved. Tom Cruise is a crazy muther, but he puts asses in seats.

That WAS his job, twilight is done he doesnt have to give lip service to sell that shiat anymore.


He DOES have to put "asses in seats" as it was so eloquently put.  So... why would an actor who has been in twilight and suddenly does a bunch of independent films suddenly BASH is former core audience?  The audience despised by the "indie" crowd that would never degrade themselves to such fan-boy actions?  It's almost as though his comments generate free press for the films he is in while outraging a bunch of people who have no intention of watching it.

/dance monkies DANCE
//People don't think that far ahead, he just doesn't have a publicist telling him to STFU.
 
2013-08-26 10:25:08 AM

thnksqrd: That lady has a large bag of crazy.  She just poured most of it onto the internet.


I don't even want to know how some 'farker' found this and posted it to fark.
 
2013-08-26 10:29:24 AM

mike_d85: He DOES have to put "asses in seats" as it was so eloquently put.  So... why would an actor who has been in twilight and suddenly does a bunch of independent films suddenly BASH is former core audience?  The audience despised by the "indie" crowd that would never degrade themselves to such fan-boy actions?  It's almost as though his comments generate free press for the films he is in while outraging a bunch of people who have no intention of watching it.


So you're going with the old, reverse-psychology gambit? Opining that he's using the outrage of Twilight fans, to draw the notice of film snobs towards his indie projects? You might be underestimating the willingness of his hardcore fan base to see ANYTHING he is in, while simultaneously underestimating how strong the disdain for mainstream artists is in a film snob's mind.

You sound Team Edward.
 
2013-08-26 10:29:40 AM

Super_pope: bdub77: Four, he is an idiot.

Seems like he made the clever move to star in a bunch of HORRIBLE movies to make an ungodly amount of money and is upfront about how totally okay he is with that and how bad he thinks the source material is.  He's unapologetic  and totally cool with having sold out for so much cash and fame he can choose his own work for the rest of his life and maybe even make his own films if he hates being in dreck so much.  We should all be so "stupid" and self aware.


I meant if he was dating Kristen Stewart for love, he's an idiot.
 
2013-08-26 10:31:26 AM

Pangea: spunkymunky: Wait... the fat comedian guy who usually isn't that funny was in Twilight? Or am I thoroughly confused?

I'm guessing you're stretching all the way to Patton Oswalt here?

Borderline obscure?


Hey, that's the guy... that's what I get for paying so much attention to Hollywood.
 
2013-08-26 10:38:33 AM

bdub77: Super_pope: bdub77: Four, he is an idiot.

Seems like he made the clever move to star in a bunch of HORRIBLE movies to make an ungodly amount of money and is upfront about how totally okay he is with that and how bad he thinks the source material is.  He's unapologetic  and totally cool with having sold out for so much cash and fame he can choose his own work for the rest of his life and maybe even make his own films if he hates being in dreck so much.  We should all be so "stupid" and self aware.

I meant if he was dating Kristen Stewart for love, he's an idiot.


Bravo.
 
2013-08-26 10:39:57 AM
Lame vampire shiat
Treasurin' my ignorance I is...
 
2013-08-26 10:45:42 AM
He was better in Nyte Blayde.
 
2013-08-26 10:54:03 AM

tetsoushima: He was better in Nyte Blayde.


Season 3 was the best season.
 
2013-08-26 10:54:26 AM

mike_d85: darkmayo: bdub77: durbnpoisn: ...

Except that it's his job to sell it to the public. They give those jobs to the celebrities for a reason, because people are mindless morons and they don't realize the collaborative effort involved. Tom Cruise is a crazy muther, but he puts asses in seats.

That WAS his job, twilight is done he doesnt have to give lip service to sell that shiat anymore.

He DOES have to put "asses in seats" as it was so eloquently put.  So... why would an actor who has been in twilight and suddenly does a bunch of independent films suddenly BASH is former core audience?  The audience despised by the "indie" crowd that would never degrade themselves to such fan-boy actions?  It's almost as though his comments generate free press for the films he is in while outraging a bunch of people who have no intention of watching it.

/dance monkies DANCE
//People don't think that far ahead, he just doesn't have a publicist telling him to STFU.


I can only speculate but likely he never wanted that core audience in the first place, a paycheck is a paycheck and he made some serious bank on Twilight, now that that shiat is over he is probably trying to distance himself from that shlock. Or maybe the only way he can achieve orgasm is by crushing the sad little dreams of every team edward fan.
 
2013-08-26 10:55:32 AM

The Voice of Doom: TFA: And oh yeah, he thinks it's super creepy that he's become part of your obsesh.
[..]
Hahaha! Rob's fans kind of scare him. No, no Rob. We're not hurt. Really. (Sniff sniff.)

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How do you pick up a MILF? Cover yourself in glitter and stand in the sun. Bonus if you have some bondage gear on and don't know how to use it.
 
2013-08-26 10:57:07 AM
TEAM JACOB!

www.wakaflockabsm.com

/THAT IS ALL
 
2013-08-26 10:59:50 AM
I'm glad the author of article proving his point thing has been covered. Wonder if she realizes the irony?
 
2013-08-26 11:03:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Qrt1k8qHo#t=14

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net

Didn't read the article. I'm guessing it's about this sad creature and its ilk.
 
2013-08-26 11:04:35 AM

gnosis301: So he's more of an Applejack fan, then?


Those actually exist?
 
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