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(The Courier UK)   Service on Scottish train service disrupted due to a body hanging from a bridge. Fortunately, authorities decided the body was "non-suspicious," saving everyone loads of paperwork   ( thecourier.co.uk) divider line
    More: Strange, British Transport Police, Perth, procurator fiscal, trains, Scottish Ambulance Service  
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2013-08-26 09:28:00 AM  
Murder on the Gaelic Express?
 
2013-08-26 09:43:51 AM  
Paramedics from the Scottish Ambulance Service attended and they were pronounced dead at the scene.

Well, that wasn't very convenient of them.
 
2013-08-26 09:46:48 AM  
Something similar happened when I used to ride the MARC to work, some doofus committed suicide by hanging himself from one of the railroad signals.  The body was swinging back and forth across the tracks.  Held up all the trains for hours until they could get the ME down from Baltimore to rule it a suicide and let the fire department cut the body down.
 
2013-08-26 09:48:01 AM  
The body was torn to pieces. The head was set on London Bridge, the arms and legs sent to the four corners of Britain as a warning. It did not have the effect that Longshanks planned.
 
2013-08-26 09:48:34 AM  

pag1107: Something similar happened when I used to ride the MARC to work, some doofus committed suicide by hanging himself from one of the railroad signals.  The body was swinging back and forth across the tracks.  Held up all the trains for hours until they could get the ME down from Baltimore to rule it a suicide and let the fire department cut the body down.


Freudian slip?

/I realize rail commuting is awful, but it's not THAT bad.
  
2013-08-26 09:58:51 AM  
"Paramedics from the Scottish Ambulance Service attended and they were pronounced dead at the scene."

WTF? Was there some kind of poisonous gas released at the scene? Were there any other fatalities? I need to know!
 
2013-08-26 10:15:03 AM  

mike_d85: pag1107: Something similar happened when I used to ride the MARC to work, some doofus committed suicide by hanging himself from one of the railroad signals.  The body was swinging back and forth across the tracks.  Held up all the trains for hours until they could get the ME down from Baltimore to rule it a suicide and let the fire department cut the body down.

Freudian slip?

/I realize rail commuting is awful, but it's not THAT bad.


You DO know ME=Medical Examiner, right? Of course you do. Just like Pee Wee meant to fall off that bike.
 
2013-08-26 10:23:31 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 11:24:54 AM  

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: "Paramedics from the Scottish Ambulance Service attended and they were pronounced dead at the scene."

WTF? Was there some kind of poisonous gas released at the scene? Were there any other fatalities? I need to know!


Zombie paramedics, obviously.
 
2013-08-26 11:33:35 AM  

WelldeadLink: There's Always A Bloody Ghost: "Paramedics from the Scottish Ambulance Service attended and they were pronounced dead at the scene."

WTF? Was there some kind of poisonous gas released at the scene? Were there any other fatalities? I need to know!

Zombie paramedics, obviously.


Ahhh, I never thought of that, makes perfect sense. I guess the zombie paramedics will come in handy when the zombie apocalypse happens. You know, for all the injured zombies.
 
2013-08-26 11:56:24 AM  
This is my favorite part!

"Paramedics from the Scottish Ambulance Service attended and they were pronounced dead at the scene."
 
2013-08-26 12:01:59 PM  
Mr. Highway?
 
2013-08-26 12:10:20 PM  
You said 'service' twice.
 
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