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(   NJ man accused of inappropriate sexual activity with five-year-old girl. As opposed to any appropriate sexual activity that might have occurred   ( divider line
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2013-08-26 10:02:11 AM  
6 votes:
appropriate sexual activity would be putting them in a beauty pageant
2013-08-26 10:08:54 AM  
3 votes:
She was *asking* for it...

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2013-08-26 01:20:52 PM  
2 votes:

dkimball: appropriate sexual activity would be putting them in a beauty pageant

I couldn't click smart or funny. We need a brutally honest button. Cuz damn.
2013-08-26 10:11:50 AM  
2 votes:
Why get into trouble like that, just get a jar of Vaseline, Kleenex and beat off to TLC like the rest of us
2013-08-26 12:36:49 PM  
1 vote:

special20: him alive.

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2013-08-26 12:05:55 PM  
1 vote:

Coco LaFemme: Doesn't say much for his sexual prowess if the only female he can get is a 5-year-old.  I bet his mother is so very proud of him.

But with a 5 year old, it make his tiny penis look SOOOOO BIG!!!!!
2013-08-26 10:31:37 AM  
1 vote:

Ilmarinen: I'd not like to have my name and pic published as an alleged child abuser. What's with the weird custom of not waiting until the actual conviction?

Because it's better to err on the side of caution for the children - meaning we should just burn all adults to make sure no one can harm them.
2013-08-26 10:03:29 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe he was just getting ahead of the 'sex education' they will be teaching her in school. You better prepare her.
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