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(NJ.com)   NJ man accused of inappropriate sexual activity with five-year-old girl. As opposed to any appropriate sexual activity that might have occurred   (nj.com) divider line 36
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2013-08-26 10:02:11 AM
appropriate sexual activity would be putting them in a beauty pageant
 
2013-08-26 10:03:29 AM
Maybe he was just getting ahead of the 'sex education' they will be teaching her in school. You know...to better prepare her.
 
2013-08-26 10:06:12 AM
If Superman didn't interfere we wouldn't have this problem.
 
2013-08-26 10:06:50 AM
Doesn't say much for his sexual prowess if the only female he can get is a 5-year-old.  I bet his mother is so very proud of him.
 
2013-08-26 10:08:54 AM
She was *asking* for it...

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2013-08-26 10:10:08 AM
...skin him alive.
 
2013-08-26 10:11:50 AM
Why get into trouble like that, just get a jar of Vaseline, Kleenex and beat off to TLC like the rest of us
 
2013-08-26 10:18:41 AM
I'd not like to have my name and pic published as an alleged child abuser. What's with the weird custom of not waiting until the actual conviction?
 
2013-08-26 10:24:47 AM
I'll be he's gonna have a lot of fun in prison.

Just make this dude a eunich and be done with it. It's the only reliable cure.
 
2013-08-26 10:31:37 AM

Ilmarinen: I'd not like to have my name and pic published as an alleged child abuser. What's with the weird custom of not waiting until the actual conviction?


Because it's better to err on the side of caution for the children - meaning we should just burn all adults to make sure no one can harm them.
 
2013-08-26 10:33:03 AM
chipNASA

That's mesmorizing, but in a horrific way, like watching car accident videos on youtube.....
 
2013-08-26 10:44:26 AM
Hoping to beat the guilty-until-proven-innocent, rape fantasizers, but you gotta hit a thread pretty early for that.
 
2013-08-26 11:17:49 AM

Pangea: Hoping to beat the guilty-until-proven-innocent, rape fantasizers, but you gotta hit a thread pretty early for that.


No, but you did beat Chris Hansen, Pedobear, and mentions of the McMartin preschool trial. Also, dude, she's 5.
 
2013-08-26 11:20:01 AM
According to some brief social media research I did on this guy, he fancies himself a DJ and has a lack of proper grammar skills.
 
2013-08-26 12:05:55 PM

Coco LaFemme: Doesn't say much for his sexual prowess if the only female he can get is a 5-year-old.  I bet his mother is so very proud of him.


But with a 5 year old, it make his tiny penis look SOOOOO BIG!!!!!
 
2013-08-26 12:36:49 PM

special20: ...skin him alive.


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2013-08-26 12:48:56 PM

NewWorldDan: Pangea: Hoping to beat the guilty-until-proven-innocent, rape fantasizers, but you gotta hit a thread pretty early for that.

No, but you did beat Chris Hansen, Pedobear, and mentions of the McMartin preschool trial. Also, dude, she's 5.


I am absolutely not endorsing anything untoward with a child, but what 5 year old spontaneously remembers something that happened 2 years ago?

I just think it might be viable to investigate a "mother is psycho and was that guy's previous live-in girlfriend of several years, only to find that the accusations shortly followed his leaving the lady for someone without a child" possibility. Prior to labeling him as a child rapist all over the Internet.
 
2013-08-26 12:54:41 PM
poor guy just came too soon

like 13 years early
 
2013-08-26 01:05:07 PM

Pangea: NewWorldDan: Pangea: Hoping to beat the guilty-until-proven-innocent, rape fantasizers, but you gotta hit a thread pretty early for that.

No, but you did beat Chris Hansen, Pedobear, and mentions of the McMartin preschool trial. Also, dude, she's 5.

I am absolutely not endorsing anything untoward with a child, but what 5 year old spontaneously remembers something that happened 2 years ago?

I just think it might be viable to investigate a "mother is psycho and was that guy's previous live-in girlfriend of several years, only to find that the accusations shortly followed his leaving the lady for someone without a child" possibility. Prior to labeling him as a child rapist all over the Internet.


FTA: "The incident is alleged to have occurred about two years ago when the victim was 5 or 6 years old but only just reported," he said in a statement.

The kid was 5 when it happened. She's now 7 or 8.
 
2013-08-26 01:06:53 PM

dkimball: appropriate sexual activity would be putting them in a beauty pageant


According to a recent Fark article, it would also be appropriate if it was a teacher in a classroom.
 
2013-08-26 01:10:34 PM

offmymeds: FTA: "The incident is alleged to have occurred about two years ago when the victim was 5 or 6 years old but only just reported," he said in a statement.

The kid was 5 when it happened. She's now 7 or 8.


The whole idea of being falsely accused is such a nightmare that I am afraid of helping a child. If some child approached me crying, looking for help finding a parent, or something, I'd flag down the closest female who saw the commotion and get the hell out of there
 
2013-08-26 01:12:00 PM

offmymeds: She's now 7 or 8.


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2013-08-26 01:18:58 PM

Pangea: offmymeds: FTA: "The incident is alleged to have occurred about two years ago when the victim was 5 or 6 years old but only just reported," he said in a statement.

The kid was 5 when it happened. She's now 7 or 8.

The whole idea of being falsely accused is such a nightmare that I am afraid of helping a child. If some child approached me crying, looking for help finding a parent, or something, I'd flag down the closest female who saw the commotion and get the hell out of there


I know exactly how you feel. I'm afraid to even smile at anyone's kid, like when I'm standing in line at the grocery store for instance. Probably safer to pretend that they're just not there.
 
2013-08-26 01:20:52 PM

dkimball: appropriate sexual activity would be putting them in a beauty pageant


I couldn't click smart or funny. We need a brutally honest button. Cuz damn.
 
2013-08-26 01:24:05 PM

special20: ...skin him alive.


This comment would not be anywhere in a thread about a woman accused of sexual activity with a five year old boy.
 
2013-08-26 01:27:43 PM
Was she hot?
 
2013-08-26 01:28:26 PM

ChipNASA: Coco LaFemme: Doesn't say much for his sexual prowess if the only female he can get is a 5-year-old.  I bet his mother is so very proud of him.

But with a 5 year old, it make his tiny penis look SOOOOO BIG!!!!!


I'm just saying, how is it my fault if I fell asleep on the couch in my boxers, it happen to fall out, she got up to get some water and got curious

.....you know what, given my past here I'm not even going to try and finish the joke since I probably already have a black van waiting for me outside.
 
2013-08-26 01:37:19 PM

Warlordtrooper: special20: ...skin him alive.

This comment would not be anywhere in a thread about a woman accused of sexual activity with a five year old boy.


Well yeah...

Skin  her alive.
 
2013-08-26 01:39:30 PM

Warlordtrooper: special20: ...skin him alive.

This comment would not be anywhere in a thread about a woman accused of sexual activity with a five year old boy.


Um. If an adult woman did stuff to a five year boy or girl, I'm pretty sure people would be pissed...perhaps even call for her to be skinned alive.

Because five years old.
 
2013-08-26 01:39:41 PM

offmymeds: Pangea: offmymeds: FTA: "The incident is alleged to have occurred about two years ago when the victim was 5 or 6 years old but only just reported," he said in a statement.

The kid was 5 when it happened. She's now 7 or 8.

The whole idea of being falsely accused is such a nightmare that I am afraid of helping a child. If some child approached me crying, looking for help finding a parent, or something, I'd flag down the closest female who saw the commotion and get the hell out of there

I know exactly how you feel. I'm afraid to even smile at anyone's kid, like when I'm standing in line at the grocery store for instance. Probably safer to pretend that they're just not there.


If it's a boy wearing pink, you can slap him upside the head and call him a homo, and no one will ever believe the mother.

/can only guarantee success at Wal-mart
 
2013-08-26 02:09:10 PM
"But your honor, it was her or Snookie. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
 
2013-08-26 02:28:50 PM

Fano: offmymeds: Pangea: offmymeds: FTA: "The incident is alleged to have occurred about two years ago when the victim was 5 or 6 years old but only just reported," he said in a statement.

The kid was 5 when it happened. She's now 7 or 8.

The whole idea of being falsely accused is such a nightmare that I am afraid of helping a child. If some child approached me crying, looking for help finding a parent, or something, I'd flag down the closest female who saw the commotion and get the hell out of there

I know exactly how you feel. I'm afraid to even smile at anyone's kid, like when I'm standing in line at the grocery store for instance. Probably safer to pretend that they're just not there.

If it's a boy wearing pink, you can slap him upside the head and call him a homo, and no one will ever believe the mother.

/can only guarantee success at Wal-mart


Why would I do that?
 
2013-08-26 03:02:43 PM

offmymeds: Pangea: offmymeds: FTA: "The incident is alleged to have occurred about two years ago when the victim was 5 or 6 years old but only just reported," he said in a statement.

The kid was 5 when it happened. She's now 7 or 8.

The whole idea of being falsely accused is such a nightmare that I am afraid of helping a child. If some child approached me crying, looking for help finding a parent, or something, I'd flag down the closest female who saw the commotion and get the hell out of there

I know exactly how you feel. I'm afraid to even smile at anyone's kid, like when I'm standing in line at the grocery store for instance. Probably safer to pretend that they're just not there.


Relevant, and a good example of what you describe.
 
2013-08-26 03:48:05 PM

megarian: Warlordtrooper: special20: ...skin him alive.

This comment would not be anywhere in a thread about a woman accused of sexual activity with a five year old boy.

Um. If an adult woman did stuff to a five year boy or girl, I'm pretty sure people would be pissed...perhaps even call for her to be skinned alive.

Because five years old.


Anyone, man, woman, or otherwise, that abuses children should IMHO be flayed, vivisected, and slowly diced.

Warlordtrooper: special20: ...skin him alive.

This comment would not be anywhere in a thread about a woman accused of sexual activity with a five year old boy.


*clicks profile*
...so you're in Buffalo... remind me to never go there.
 
2013-08-26 09:41:31 PM
Did she get pregnant?

youngest mother
 
2013-08-27 01:52:50 AM

offmymeds: Pangea: NewWorldDan: Pangea: Hoping to beat the guilty-until-proven-innocent, rape fantasizers, but you gotta hit a thread pretty early for that.

No, but you did beat Chris Hansen, Pedobear, and mentions of the McMartin preschool trial. Also, dude, she's 5.

I am absolutely not endorsing anything untoward with a child, but what 5 year old spontaneously remembers something that happened 2 years ago?

I just think it might be viable to investigate a "mother is psycho and was that guy's previous live-in girlfriend of several years, only to find that the accusations shortly followed his leaving the lady for someone without a child" possibility. Prior to labeling him as a child rapist all over the Internet.

FTA: "The incident is alleged to have occurred about two years ago when the victim was 5 or 6 years old but only just reported," he said in a statement.

The kid was 5 when it happened. She's now 7 or 8.


We better cut her open and count the rings, just to be certain.
 
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