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(News.com.au)   Miley Cyrus foam fingers herself to MTV VMA infamy   (news.com.au) divider line 81
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2013-08-26 08:59:57 AM
45 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-08-26 08:16:45 AM
16 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 10:17:00 AM
12 votes:
unaffiliatedcritic.com
resources2.news.com.au
2013-08-26 09:07:12 AM
12 votes:
www.bearsoftheworld.net
Skr
2013-08-26 07:39:29 AM
10 votes:

vernonFL: [599x345 from http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/the-smiths.jpg?w=599&h=345 image 599x345]


Finally, Jaden Smith's one facial expression is appropriate.
2013-08-26 07:47:16 AM
9 votes:
Show me on this doll where Miley Cyrus' performance touched you.
2013-08-26 11:43:00 AM
8 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.commtv.mtvnimages.com
2013-08-26 08:57:50 AM
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 07:20:43 AM
8 votes:
bossip.files.wordpress.com
2013-08-26 01:46:11 PM
7 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-08-26 11:18:40 AM
6 votes:
Picture of Miley this morning.
img.timeinc.net
2013-08-26 09:02:44 AM
6 votes:

bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]


Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice!
2013-08-26 08:48:29 AM
6 votes:

bongmiester: [419x628 from http://i.imgur.com/aQuJBZy.jpg image 419x628]
wft am i looking at?


It's a portal, at any moment the chitauri will come pouring out and consume the earth
2013-08-26 08:37:53 AM
6 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: Lernaeus: Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.

Link?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxJ5UShIDg

It's not even all that scandalous since she's describing in detail how she likes to masturbate.

Onkel Buck: Give Miley a break its got to be really hard to out slut all the skanks and slags that came before you. Its a tough clim to the top of Slattern Mountain

Slattern Mountain sounds like a skanky ride at Disney. I wonder if you can ride Slattern Mountain, come crashing down it on a giant log, fall into shame cave, and emerge soaked with sorrow.


I'd like to petition for a name change: The Slatterhorn
2013-08-26 12:34:48 PM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 08:47:23 AM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
wft am i looking at?
2013-08-26 08:47:05 AM
5 votes:
As I posted in the VMA thread, The Onion called it in 2008.
2013-08-26 07:54:30 AM
5 votes:
Dey shoulda nevah gave you hillbillies money!!

LIGHTNESS!!!!
2013-08-26 07:44:02 AM
5 votes:
Big deal.  The VMAs have no real value, so the performers try to one-up each other every year.  By 2017, someone will actually f*ck on the stage.
2013-08-26 07:36:34 AM
5 votes:
To summon her co-singer, Miley must have said "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice"
2013-08-26 09:37:55 AM
4 votes:

comslave: Her father must be so proud.


His heart is probably achey this morning, if not outright breakey.
2013-08-26 08:15:00 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 08:08:24 AM
4 votes:
From the Yahoo piece: "Blurred Lines," the fun-loving song of the summer, was now tainted."

How dare she ruin that cute little date rape song.
2013-08-26 02:04:52 PM
3 votes:
i42.photobucket.com
2013-08-26 10:07:40 AM
3 votes:
Max Awesome's pic from the earlier thread is still awesome:
i42.photobucket.com
2013-08-26 09:06:35 AM
3 votes:
After the foam finger stunt, she'll need to dry hump a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man at her next show to get a reaction.
2013-08-26 08:32:22 AM
3 votes:

Lernaeus: Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.

Link?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxJ5UShIDg

It's not even all that scandalous since she's describing in detail how she likes to masturbate.

Onkel Buck: Give Miley a break its got to be really hard to out slut all the skanks and slags that came before you. Its a tough clim to the top of Slattern Mountain


Slattern Mountain sounds like a skanky ride at Disney. I wonder if you can ride Slattern Mountain, come crashing down it on a giant log, fall into shame cave, and emerge soaked with sorrow.
2013-08-26 08:04:27 AM
3 votes:
Hannah Montana sure knows how to put on a show, eh?
2013-08-26 07:54:58 AM
3 votes:

aaronx: Show me on this real doll where Miley Cyrus' performance Kwame touched you.

2013-08-26 07:44:13 AM
3 votes:
No way in hell I'm watching that Miley performance, but that Smith family photo.....that should be on their Christmas card or something. It's a work of art.
2013-08-26 04:29:41 PM
2 votes:
Call me old fashioned, but I perfer the Cameltoe Miley to the Mis-Shapen Ass version.
2013-08-26 10:37:37 AM
2 votes:
i dont think people are shocked by the 'sexuality' of the perfomance..
they're shocked by the complete absence of professionalism.  she just looks like a drunk ho trying to get a lesbian hook up at a spring break daquiri disco.  "amateur.  drunk, white trash, idiot..."

i wouldn't call it sexy by any standard.

Miley:  you have a giant tongue.. and you like to lick  p@ssy..  we get it.  you've gotten your message out there.  please retire from the stage.
2013-08-26 09:46:29 AM
2 votes:
LEAVE MILEY ALONE!
2013-08-26 08:18:32 AM
2 votes:

comslave: Her father must be so proud.


I'll sum up her dads reaction very simply

www.lolbrary.com
2013-08-26 08:16:37 AM
2 votes:

comslave: Her father must be so proud.


He was undoubtedly jackin' it the whole time.
2013-08-26 08:15:51 AM
2 votes:
So...so many people were talking about this and I decided to watch for myself.  Some thoughts:

-Her ass kind of hangs there like biscuit batter
-Robin Thicke looks just like his dad and I still can't stand that song.
-The last part of the medley ("Give It 2 U") was the only part that I actually bordered on enjoying
-I'm too old
2013-08-26 08:08:45 AM
2 votes:
That's called youth. Remember when your body worked perfectly, your mind was clear and you could actually enjoy yourself? Now what that creepy middle-aged dude wearing Beetlejuice's suit is doing there I don't know.
2013-08-26 07:40:16 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 01:35:26 AM
2 votes:
That pic of Will Smith's family is a meme in waiting.
2013-08-27 05:00:22 AM
1 votes:

AgtSmithReloaded: Seven hells, woman!  Put your tongue back in your mouth!


It makes her look like Gene Simmons having a stroke.
2013-08-26 02:40:05 PM
1 votes:
I liked her better when she was Madonna. At least MTV had an excuse to put music back on for a bit.
2013-08-26 02:08:12 PM
1 votes:
i237.photobucket.com
2013-08-26 01:55:49 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 01:49:19 PM
1 votes:
i42.photobucket.com
2013-08-26 01:00:01 PM
1 votes:

Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.


I don't know why, but this comment reminded me of isabella rossellini's animal sex photos

eurokulture.missouri.edu
2013-08-26 12:34:36 PM
1 votes:
2013-08-26 12:00:40 PM
1 votes:

Kyosuke: InmanRoshi: kid_icarus: ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.

You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is
.

You're seeing a 20 year old girl act like hundreds of thousands of other anonymous 20 year old girls act like at the club and spring break (particularly those who might just happen to have a few daddy issues).

This. Many sponsored high school dances have been neutered beyond recognition because 16 year olds cannot keep themselves from dancing like this.


I blame Chubby Checker
2013-08-26 11:42:44 AM
1 votes:

groppet: especially when they were describing twerking


i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 10:57:47 AM
1 votes:
I enjoyed it, especially all the bears. They were cute.
2013-08-26 10:40:59 AM
1 votes:
Well, at least she didn't show a nipple like that whore Janet Jackson.

/[thatsracist.gif]
2013-08-26 10:13:53 AM
1 votes:

ManateeGag: Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.

do you have any of this footage available.  you know, for educational purposes?


Yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cel4W-4_P3M  (Sort of NSFW)
2013-08-26 10:05:00 AM
1 votes:
Let's hope those two procreate to pass on the dominant Feathered Hair Super Gene to future generations of humanity.

24.media.tumblr.com

www.nndb.com
2013-08-26 10:04:37 AM
1 votes:

Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.


do you have any of this footage available.  you know, for educational purposes?
2013-08-26 09:58:03 AM
1 votes:
Meanwhile Bret Michaels is sitting in his motor home, slathering cream on his ever growing bald spot, thinking to himself, "I could do the Robin Thicke thing. I know I can. I am strong".

But nobody ever answers his calls anymore in Hollywood. Just the Reality producers. It's sad. Yet also illustrative of the prejudices of the music industry against a balding man in his '40s who just wants a little something something.
2013-08-26 09:56:55 AM
1 votes:

Bslim: That's right, let your skank flag fly high, Miley.


She does look like she would be fun in bed but you would need a ball gag to shut her up.
2013-08-26 09:55:38 AM
1 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]

Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice!


Dumpsterjuice, dumpsterjuice, dumpsterjuice!
2013-08-26 09:45:02 AM
1 votes:
Meh, it's not like MTV is about music anyway.
2013-08-26 09:34:06 AM
1 votes:
I suck at photoshop. Someone needs to faceswap Willow's face onto all 4 of them.
2013-08-26 09:23:06 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
182
2013-08-26 09:13:51 AM
1 votes:

bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]


omg.
2013-08-26 09:07:04 AM
1 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]

Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice!


Apparently there is a Beetlejuice porn parody, but it's Hentai.
And I really don't want to think what might be in it.
2013-08-26 09:05:57 AM
1 votes:
Ok, just watched it and i'm pretty sure alcohol was a factor. Nothing rebellious about it. Just sloppy stupidity, which is only rebellious to sobriety and reason. Fark's greatest foes.
2013-08-26 09:00:06 AM
1 votes:

bongmiester: [419x628 from http://i.imgur.com/aQuJBZy.jpg image 419x628]
wft am i looking at?


They must have sealed that on to her using one of those vacuum table things. Hopefully there was some padding for her dirt spiral.
2013-08-26 08:57:21 AM
1 votes:
Miley's going the Christina Aguilera route.  She'll be slutty for a couple years, then put out some songs about people judging people and being beautiful on the inside, then reinvent herself as a slightly classier ex-slut.
2013-08-26 08:56:29 AM
1 votes:

lokis_mentor: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: vudukungfu: stilted: That pic of Will Smith's family is a meme in waiting.

Why does that boy always look worried??

Maybe it's actually the neutral position for his eyebrows or something. His default expression certainly seems to hover somewhere between concern Constipation and incredulity.

/FTFY
//He always looks like he needs a dulcolax or something


It's related to Resting biatch-Face.
He has Resting DaFuq?-Face
2013-08-26 08:50:28 AM
1 votes:
My favorite part is the backup dancers that has to wear a giant bear backpack out there.

"Are you farking kidding me? They think I'm gonna pop-and-lock wearing this? Do I look like Dora the Farking Explorer?"
"Hey, be grateful, my cousin had to cook up all the meat from Lady Gaga's dress and serve it to some shelter dogs."
2013-08-26 08:43:37 AM
1 votes:
Didn't see it, don't want to,  but yeah, that Will Smith pic is glorious.
2013-08-26 08:28:03 AM
1 votes:
Madonna at least seemed sincerely slutty. Hannah Montana is just rebelling against Disney and Daddy.
2013-08-26 08:26:46 AM
1 votes:
"Showgirls" has a live show now?
2013-08-26 08:19:58 AM
1 votes:
files.myopera.com
2013-08-26 08:18:49 AM
1 votes:
Give Miley a break its got to be really hard to out slut all the skanks and slags that came before you. Its a tough clim to the top of Slattern Mountain
2013-08-26 08:16:57 AM
1 votes:
Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.
2013-08-26 08:12:54 AM
1 votes:
How many of her fans are now in their late teens, and know all about....foam fingers??
2013-08-26 08:12:54 AM
1 votes:
Her father must be so proud.
2013-08-26 08:09:31 AM
1 votes:
Okay, that was pretty funny.
2013-08-26 07:53:32 AM
1 votes:
31.media.tumblr.com
2013-08-26 07:52:57 AM
1 votes:

Smoking GNU: What the hell is wrong with her tongue there? It looks like it's trying to escape.


It looks like that's her new thing to look trash/ghetto, she's doing this on every photo session.
Can't blame her for going full skank, it's worked for many and she's got the looks to go with it.

I don't know what was really vulgar:
- Miley
- Getting Taylor Swift's story with Styles shoved down our throats once more
- One Direction getting Song of the Summer
- didn't even know Timberlake had released more than one single yet he dominated the event

I feel sorry for Rihanna, Swift's got the classy, vulnerable spot and Cyrus' got the tramp throne secured.
She's only got a 3 years old black eye and a raunchy instagram account, talk about shelf life.
2013-08-26 07:43:20 AM
1 votes:

freak7: That pic of the Smith clan is comedy gold. As for Miley, I'm predicting a sex tape in the next couple of years weeks.


FTFY
2013-08-26 07:36:19 AM
1 votes:
She is rapidly becoming the poster child for trying too hard.
2013-08-26 07:35:25 AM
1 votes:

stilted: That pic of Will Smith's family is a meme in waiting.


Will's diggin it.
2013-08-26 02:46:01 AM
1 votes:

stilted: That pic of Will Smith's family is a already a meme in waiting.

 
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