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(News.com.au)   Miley Cyrus foam fingers herself to MTV VMA infamy   (news.com.au) divider line 49
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2013-08-26 07:36:19 AM
6 votes:
She is rapidly becoming the poster child for trying too hard.
2013-08-26 07:46:12 AM
5 votes:
"Cyrus' X-rated MTV VMA performance"

Those words. They do not mean what you think they mean.
2013-08-26 08:57:50 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 08:08:24 AM
3 votes:
From the Yahoo piece: "Blurred Lines," the fun-loving song of the summer, was now tainted."

How dare she ruin that cute little date rape song.
2013-08-26 01:35:26 AM
3 votes:
That pic of Will Smith's family is a meme in waiting.
2013-08-26 11:43:00 AM
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.commtv.mtvnimages.com
2013-08-26 10:19:47 AM
2 votes:

ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.


You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is.
2013-08-26 10:17:00 AM
2 votes:
unaffiliatedcritic.com
resources2.news.com.au
2013-08-26 09:58:33 AM
2 votes:

bborchar: Sybarite: She is rapidly becoming the poster child for trying too hard.

Basically this.  I see another Lilo in the making.


Nah, LiLo has legit substance abuse issues. Miley's moves are completely calculated.
2013-08-26 08:59:57 AM
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-08-26 08:47:05 AM
2 votes:
As I posted in the VMA thread, The Onion called it in 2008.
2013-08-26 08:28:03 AM
2 votes:
Madonna at least seemed sincerely slutty. Hannah Montana is just rebelling against Disney and Daddy.
2013-08-26 08:19:58 AM
2 votes:
files.myopera.com
2013-08-26 08:16:45 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 08:15:12 AM
2 votes:

Piizzadude: Sybarite: She is rapidly becoming the poster child for trying too hard.

ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.

THESE!

She needs to pull back and become as normal as she can, reinvent herself as a human


My wife watched it, saved it and played it for me later. It wasn't even provocative, not "boundary pushing", it was just stupid and a little boring. It was so dumb,I can't see there even being outrage! over it.
2013-08-26 08:08:45 AM
2 votes:
That's called youth. Remember when your body worked perfectly, your mind was clear and you could actually enjoy yourself? Now what that creepy middle-aged dude wearing Beetlejuice's suit is doing there I don't know.
2013-08-26 07:58:09 AM
2 votes:
We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.
2013-08-26 07:54:44 AM
2 votes:
The MTV VMAs have about as much to do with music as MTV has to do with music videos.
2013-08-26 07:45:33 AM
2 votes:
In other news, her management team and every MTV exec are snorting lines of coke off each other in giddy excitement.

Seriously, she manged to make Taylor Swift, Rhianna, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, One Direction, and even *Nsync completely irrelevant for at least one night. Begrudging props, even if she does come off tragically desperate.
2013-08-26 07:44:13 AM
2 votes:
No way in hell I'm watching that Miley performance, but that Smith family photo.....that should be on their Christmas card or something. It's a work of art.
2013-08-26 07:44:02 AM
2 votes:
Big deal.  The VMAs have no real value, so the performers try to one-up each other every year.  By 2017, someone will actually f*ck on the stage.
2013-08-27 01:00:30 AM
1 votes:
She could have stayed on the Disney plantation and starred in the remake of Flubber, the remake of Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang, and the remake of Bedknobs and Broomsticks, and made like a billion dollars.

She will still make a ton of cash, but I put this route costing her 100-200 million over the course of her career. From a purely financial point of view, that is Michael Vick category stupid.
2013-08-26 06:17:21 PM
1 votes:
Jessie Andrews has been in a few of Miley's videos.  It's just a matter of time before Miley returns the favor.
2013-08-26 02:08:12 PM
1 votes:
i237.photobucket.com
2013-08-26 02:04:52 PM
1 votes:
i42.photobucket.com
2013-08-26 12:59:10 PM
1 votes:
Congratulations. For all that effort you're still less hardcore than a guy from Rage Against The Machine that nobody even remembers.

heyitstravisjay.files.wordpress.com
2013-08-26 12:34:48 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 10:37:37 AM
1 votes:
i dont think people are shocked by the 'sexuality' of the perfomance..
they're shocked by the complete absence of professionalism.  she just looks like a drunk ho trying to get a lesbian hook up at a spring break daquiri disco.  "amateur.  drunk, white trash, idiot..."

i wouldn't call it sexy by any standard.

Miley:  you have a giant tongue.. and you like to lick  p@ssy..  we get it.  you've gotten your message out there.  please retire from the stage.
2013-08-26 10:32:14 AM
1 votes:

kid_icarus: ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.

You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is
.


You're seeing a 20 year old girl act like hundreds of thousands of other anonymous 20 year old girls act like at the club and spring break (particularly those who might just happen to have a few daddy issues).
2013-08-26 10:10:57 AM
1 votes:

shifter_: The best is the edited twitter crap they put at the bottom to support the "Shocking article". Of course someone named "Fat Amy" is going to be offended. Her foam finger got lost in between her muffin top and saggy tits.

They don't mention anything about the 1500000 horny 16 year old boys buying her music though. Or the fact that Robin Thicke fapped to it back stage all over Timberlake's moonmen.


Maybe if you want to come into an Entertainment tab article and start talking, you should know who Fat Amy is.
2013-08-26 09:55:38 AM
1 votes:

IdBeCrazyIf: bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]

Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice!


Dumpsterjuice, dumpsterjuice, dumpsterjuice!
2013-08-26 09:55:05 AM
1 votes:
She must not make much from Hannah MontanaTM(available on Netflix!) and apparently feels HM is an obstacle to be overcome. That bear motif sure looks like a Mickey slam.

Funny thing is how juvenile that display last night was.

/do we know if that's the smith family reacting to miley or something else?
//gaga in the corner of the pic
2013-08-26 09:07:12 AM
1 votes:
www.bearsoftheworld.net
2013-08-26 09:05:57 AM
1 votes:
Ok, just watched it and i'm pretty sure alcohol was a factor. Nothing rebellious about it. Just sloppy stupidity, which is only rebellious to sobriety and reason. Fark's greatest foes.
2013-08-26 09:02:35 AM
1 votes:
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs: a six-minute guide to the prejudices of the entertainment industry

In fact, if you wanted a six-minute guide to the prejudices of the entertainment industry, this performance has it covered: white men run the show, black men play support, all the women get mostly naked, and black women get to hold up the bottom of the objectification pile. It is, simply, horrible, and made worse by the fact that Cyrus looks wildly awkward.
2013-08-26 08:57:21 AM
1 votes:
Miley's going the Christina Aguilera route.  She'll be slutty for a couple years, then put out some songs about people judging people and being beautiful on the inside, then reinvent herself as a slightly classier ex-slut.
2013-08-26 08:44:20 AM
1 votes:
Her body is farking awful.. She's skinny and tone but..  It comes off like a 35 year old meth user body. It's just bones.. Then add her massive head to the mix..  She just does nothing for me..
2013-08-26 08:18:50 AM
1 votes:
Pathetic and stupid.
2013-08-26 08:18:49 AM
1 votes:
Give Miley a break its got to be really hard to out slut all the skanks and slags that came before you. Its a tough clim to the top of Slattern Mountain
2013-08-26 08:16:57 AM
1 votes:
Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.
2013-08-26 08:15:51 AM
1 votes:
So...so many people were talking about this and I decided to watch for myself.  Some thoughts:

-Her ass kind of hangs there like biscuit batter
-Robin Thicke looks just like his dad and I still can't stand that song.
-The last part of the medley ("Give It 2 U") was the only part that I actually bordered on enjoying
-I'm too old
2013-08-26 08:15:00 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 07:52:57 AM
1 votes:

Smoking GNU: What the hell is wrong with her tongue there? It looks like it's trying to escape.


It looks like that's her new thing to look trash/ghetto, she's doing this on every photo session.
Can't blame her for going full skank, it's worked for many and she's got the looks to go with it.

I don't know what was really vulgar:
- Miley
- Getting Taylor Swift's story with Styles shoved down our throats once more
- One Direction getting Song of the Summer
- didn't even know Timberlake had released more than one single yet he dominated the event

I feel sorry for Rihanna, Swift's got the classy, vulnerable spot and Cyrus' got the tramp throne secured.
She's only got a 3 years old black eye and a raunchy instagram account, talk about shelf life.
2013-08-26 07:43:20 AM
1 votes:

freak7: That pic of the Smith clan is comedy gold. As for Miley, I'm predicting a sex tape in the next couple of years weeks.


FTFY
2013-08-26 07:41:44 AM
1 votes:
That pic of the Smith clan is comedy gold. As for Miley, I'm predicting a sex tape in the next couple of years.
2013-08-26 07:41:13 AM
1 votes:
What the hell is wrong with her tongue there? It looks like it's trying to escape.

Some of the twitter comments at the bottom of the article are amusing, though.
2013-08-26 07:40:16 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
Skr
2013-08-26 07:39:29 AM
1 votes:

vernonFL: [599x345 from http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/the-smiths.jpg?w=599&h=345 image 599x345]


Finally, Jaden Smith's one facial expression is appropriate.
2013-08-26 07:35:25 AM
1 votes:

stilted: That pic of Will Smith's family is a meme in waiting.


Will's diggin it.
 
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