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2013-08-26 11:54:02 AM

Kyosuke: This. Many sponsored high school dances have been neutered beyond recognition because 16 year olds cannot keep themselves from dancing like this.


I need to volunteer at high schools more often I guess
 
2013-08-26 12:00:40 PM

Kyosuke: InmanRoshi: kid_icarus: ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.

You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is
.

You're seeing a 20 year old girl act like hundreds of thousands of other anonymous 20 year old girls act like at the club and spring break (particularly those who might just happen to have a few daddy issues).

This. Many sponsored high school dances have been neutered beyond recognition because 16 year olds cannot keep themselves from dancing like this.


I blame Chubby Checker
 
2013-08-26 12:12:47 PM

hasty ambush: FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Miley Cyrus' VMA performance.
8:31 PM - 25 Aug 2013

Not defending the skanks performance but people like this are what is wrong with America. How can you be "personally be victimized" by Cyrus being a skank on TV?

FAT AMY sounds fat.



Um, its from "MEAN GIRLS". The movie. Fat Amy is trying to be funny.

"Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Regina George." (everyone raises hand)
 
2013-08-26 12:26:51 PM

GonzoNihilist: [315x320 from http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7O8TV3H9Fnw/UQ_NT4BU34I/AAAAAAAAAQc/yb8xtmcF NIQ/s320/jim-carrey-in-living-color-1990-white-space-conflict-tv-photo -GC.jpg image 315x320][281x211 from http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:942064?width=281& height=211 image 281x211]


You win the internet.

Collect your internets on your way out, thank you.
 
2013-08-26 12:27:04 PM

hermitage_deux: i dont think people are shocked by the 'sexuality' of the perfomance..
they're shocked by the complete absence of professionalism.  she just looks like a drunk ho trying to get a lesbian hook up at a spring break daquiri disco.  "amateur.  drunk, white trash, idiot..."

i wouldn't call it sexy by any standard.

Miley:  you have a giant tongue.. and you like to lick  p@ssy..  we get it.  you've gotten your message out there.  please retire from the stage.


This is an insult to the real drunk hos at spring break.
 
2013-08-26 12:34:36 PM
 
2013-08-26 12:34:48 PM
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2013-08-26 12:59:10 PM
Congratulations. For all that effort you're still less hardcore than a guy from Rage Against The Machine that nobody even remembers.

heyitstravisjay.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-26 01:00:01 PM

Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.


I don't know why, but this comment reminded me of isabella rossellini's animal sex photos

eurokulture.missouri.edu
 
2013-08-26 01:01:04 PM

YodaBlues: [599x345 from http://i.imgur.com/NXsAZAj.png image 599x345]


A Meme is Born.
 
2013-08-26 01:16:25 PM

skozlaw: Congratulations. For all that effort you're still less hardcore than a guy from Rage Against The Machine that nobody even remembers.

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That was the weakest sh*t ever.

Meaning it was exactly what you'd expect from WATM.

/doesn't he end up injuring a security guard on the way out?
//because he didn't win a made up award from MTV.....
///truly, they eschew the trappings of success.
 
2013-08-26 01:26:08 PM

The Muthaship: That was the weakest sh*t ever.

Meaning it was exactly what you'd expect from WATM.

/doesn't he end up injuring a security guard on the way out?
//because he didn't win a made up award from MTV.....
///truly, they eschew the trappings of success.


Actually the rumor was that they were going to win the award but the hand out was changed at the last minute because MTV caught wind of some political protest RATM was planning to pull off.

So manufactured drama is ok, but not real drama
 
2013-08-26 01:27:32 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: So manufactured drama is ok, but not real drama


Just b*tches being b*tches.
 
2013-08-26 01:33:18 PM

The Muthaship: IdBeCrazyIf: So manufactured drama is ok, but not real drama

Just b*tches being b*tches.


More or less
 
2013-08-26 01:33:19 PM

skozlaw: Congratulations. For all that effort you're still less hardcore than a guy from Rage Against The Machine that nobody even remembers.


That was beautiful.
 
2013-08-26 01:46:11 PM
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2013-08-26 01:49:19 PM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 01:55:49 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 02:04:52 PM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 02:08:12 PM
i237.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 02:40:05 PM
I liked her better when she was Madonna. At least MTV had an excuse to put music back on for a bit.
 
2013-08-26 02:48:54 PM

The Muthaship: That was the weakest sh*t ever.


That's sort of my point.

Miley Cyrus put on an ugly outfit and tried to act like a whore 30 years too late. At least Commerferd had the guts to climb up in the rafters and put something more than his pride at risk.

The worst part is, Cyrus seems to be going the same route Britney Spears did by desperately trying to be adult and sexy and she never seems to figure out how to get either one right. At least Britney eventually released Toxic.

Cyrus is just.... gross.
 
2013-08-26 03:03:27 PM

Lollipop165: hasty ambush: FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Miley Cyrus' VMA performance.
8:31 PM - 25 Aug 2013

Not defending the skanks performance but people like this are what is wrong with America. How can you be "personally be victimized" by Cyrus being a skank on TV?

FAT AMY sounds fat.


Um, its from "MEAN GIRLS". The movie. Fat Amy is trying to be funny.

"Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Regina George." (everyone raises hand)


In addition, Fat Amy is a character from the movie Pitch Perfect.

(I have daughters, it's okay for me to know this stuff.)
 
2013-08-26 03:10:49 PM
I honestly thought it was a parody of how far a VMA performance has to go to be noteworthy. I thought she was cranking Disney with the Bears and hair, the twerk obsessed media, the 'Oh noes, the former teenager is not acting like a Disney approved teenager, even though she's not a teenager!' crowd, the media who made money and killed a lot of time tut-tutting the Madonna-Britney Kiss. I thought the body suit/leotard was padded to reference complaints about Britney's comeback VMA appearance. And she was dancing with Thicke, who was nominated for a video which was completely uninteresting if you leave out the naked women (which I wasn't offended by, and would enjoy seeing more of). The outrage seems like some annoying autoresponse from people who are away from the office but know they would be offended if they were present.

Maybe not great parody, but I try to respect the effort of younger people trying to tell older folks that they are full of shiat. I certainly spent my fair share of time doing likewise.


/I was surprised to see all the reaction this morning, but glad I found it on Fark, where the anger is always funnier
 
2013-08-26 04:29:41 PM
Call me old fashioned, but I perfer the Cameltoe Miley to the Mis-Shapen Ass version.
 
2013-08-26 04:44:16 PM
Her tongue makes me want to become a lesbian.
 
2013-08-26 05:09:29 PM
Anything to distract people from listening to that awful voice
 
2013-08-26 05:51:17 PM
She's seriously overcompensating now.  She's desperate to stay relevant and the only way she can do it is by acting more and more outrageously.  It's like a little kid trying to get people's attention, except it's: "Hey, guys!  Look how dirty and naughty I am!  See, I'm totally not that innocent Disney girl anymore!  Look!  Check out my revealing outfits and how racy my moves are on-stage!  See?!?  Guys, come on, you're not looking!!!"

Oh, and one more thing...

Seven hells, woman!  Put your tongue back in your mouth!
 
2013-08-26 05:59:42 PM
Miley Cyrus is trying to totally shed Disney. And she does it well. Indeed. More important -- those backyard sessions. Amazing. Look it up, y'all.
 
2013-08-26 06:02:26 PM

Lydia_C: Madonna looked stupid in her day too with the grinding crap on stage, so I guess it's Miley's turn. Or something. Seriously, Miley is trying wayyyy too hard to look like what she thinks is adult, and instead comes across as a kid being a caricature of an adult. Sad.

Liam, my boy, you dodged a major bullet.

/sound old, jealous and unattractive and old, I know

 
2013-08-26 06:17:21 PM
Jessie Andrews has been in a few of Miley's videos.  It's just a matter of time before Miley returns the favor.
 
2013-08-26 06:27:17 PM
For A Pop Starlet, She's Incredibly unattractive.

Other Than That, My Reaction Is "Meh."
 
2013-08-26 06:40:29 PM

InmanRoshi: Kyosuke: InmanRoshi: kid_icarus: ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.

You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is
.

You're seeing a 20 year old girl act like hundreds of thousands of other anonymous 20 year old girls act like at the club and spring break (particularly those who might just happen to have a few daddy issues).

This. Many sponsored high school dances have been neutered beyond recognition because 16 year olds cannot keep themselves from dancing like this.

I blame Chubby Checker


Spring Breaaaaaaaaaakkkk....Spring Break for evvvaaaaaaaaa....

I wasn't shocked or upset, or really concerned about her performance.  Big farking deal. I was more concerned about who thought it was a good idea to dress Thicke's kid like he just finished a shift at Foot Locker.

Terry Richardson's photo spread of Miley was all I needed to expect something like that at the VMAs.  We all knew it was coming, and everyone was ready to toss their faux outrage over it.  So predictable.
 
2013-08-26 10:42:56 PM
I haven't laughed so hard at a Fark thread in years.

Great work, gentlemen.   You were spectacular today.
 
2013-08-26 11:49:11 PM

imontheinternet: Miley's going the Christina Aguilera route.  She'll be slutty for a couple years, then put out some songs about people judging people and being beautiful on the inside, then reinvent herself as a slightly classier ex-slut.


THIS.     But remember, Xtina actually had some talent to fall back on too.
 
2013-08-27 12:48:41 AM
dat tongue. it looks like liverwurst loaf
 
2013-08-27 01:00:30 AM
She could have stayed on the Disney plantation and starred in the remake of Flubber, the remake of Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang, and the remake of Bedknobs and Broomsticks, and made like a billion dollars.

She will still make a ton of cash, but I put this route costing her 100-200 million over the course of her career. From a purely financial point of view, that is Michael Vick category stupid.
 
kab
2013-08-27 01:34:43 AM
What a hilariously bad state pop must be in if this is considered edgy or daring.

I'll check back in again in 10 years or so and see if anything's actually gotten interesting.  I suspect the answer will be 'no'.
 
2013-08-27 02:00:59 AM
Sweet Jesus, what an intolerable pig she is.
 
2013-08-27 02:57:20 AM
I didn't find this particularly scandalous at all. Can we say "manufactured controversy"?
 
2013-08-27 05:00:22 AM

AgtSmithReloaded: Seven hells, woman!  Put your tongue back in your mouth!


It makes her look like Gene Simmons having a stroke.
 
2013-08-27 08:26:35 AM

SevenizGud: She will still make a ton of cash, but I put this route costing her 100-200 million over the course of her career. From a purely financial point of view, that is Michael Vick category stupid.


She's worth 200m+ right now and her dad is worth another 250m.  I think she's gonna be okay.
 
2013-08-27 04:22:50 PM
Separated at birth:

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