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(News.com.au)   Miley Cyrus foam fingers herself to MTV VMA infamy   (news.com.au) divider line 193
    More: Fail, Miley Cyrus, MTV Video Music Awards, Robin Thicke, foam fingers, MTV, duet  
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2013-08-26 09:45:02 AM  
Meh, it's not like MTV is about music anyway.
 
2013-08-26 09:46:04 AM  
I don't care what she does on stage. I'm offended that anyone thinks she's even remotely attractive.
 
2013-08-26 09:46:29 AM  
LEAVE MILEY ALONE!
 
2013-08-26 09:50:09 AM  
I kept wondering why she was walking like she had something shoved up her butt. Then the foam finger appeared. Surely that wasn't causing the problem?
 
2013-08-26 09:53:34 AM  
I can't wait for the next Disney star to get old enough.
 
2013-08-26 09:54:50 AM  

megarian: LEAVE MILEY ALONE!


I wouldn't touch her with a three foot foam finger
 
2013-08-26 09:55:05 AM  
She must not make much from Hannah MontanaTM(available on Netflix!) and apparently feels HM is an obstacle to be overcome. That bear motif sure looks like a Mickey slam.

Funny thing is how juvenile that display last night was.

/do we know if that's the smith family reacting to miley or something else?
//gaga in the corner of the pic
 
2013-08-26 09:55:38 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]

Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice!


Dumpsterjuice, dumpsterjuice, dumpsterjuice!
 
2013-08-26 09:55:39 AM  

Sybarite: She is rapidly becoming the poster child for trying too hard.


Basically this.  I see another Lilo in the making.
 
2013-08-26 09:56:18 AM  

Dufus: megarian: LEAVE MILEY ALONE!

I wouldn't touch her with a three foot foam finger


*shrug*

I'd do a line off her (as someone upthread eloquently put it) bisket batter butt.
 
2013-08-26 09:56:18 AM  
FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Miley Cyrus' VMA performance.
8:31 PM - 25 Aug 2013


Not defending the skanks performance but people like this are what is wrong with America. How can you be "personally be victimized" by Cyrus being a skank on TV?

FAT AMY sounds fat.
 
2013-08-26 09:56:55 AM  

Bslim: That's right, let your skank flag fly high, Miley.


She does look like she would be fun in bed but you would need a ball gag to shut her up.
 
2013-08-26 09:58:03 AM  
Meanwhile Bret Michaels is sitting in his motor home, slathering cream on his ever growing bald spot, thinking to himself, "I could do the Robin Thicke thing. I know I can. I am strong".

But nobody ever answers his calls anymore in Hollywood. Just the Reality producers. It's sad. Yet also illustrative of the prejudices of the music industry against a balding man in his '40s who just wants a little something something.
 
2013-08-26 09:58:33 AM  

bborchar: Sybarite: She is rapidly becoming the poster child for trying too hard.

Basically this.  I see another Lilo in the making.


Nah, LiLo has legit substance abuse issues. Miley's moves are completely calculated.
 
2013-08-26 09:59:55 AM  

monoski: She does look like she would be fun in bed but you would need a ball gag to shut her up.


Pretty much this sums it up.
 
2013-08-26 10:02:33 AM  
Attention whore mission, accomplished.
 
2013-08-26 10:03:51 AM  

monoski: Bslim: That's right, let your skank flag fly high, Miley.

She does look like she would be fun in bed but you would need a ball gag to shut her up.


And if you dare break up with her, she'll kill your family
 
2013-08-26 10:04:37 AM  

Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.


do you have any of this footage available.  you know, for educational purposes?
 
2013-08-26 10:05:00 AM  
Let's hope those two procreate to pass on the dominant Feathered Hair Super Gene to future generations of humanity.

24.media.tumblr.com

www.nndb.com
 
2013-08-26 10:07:40 AM  
Max Awesome's pic from the earlier thread is still awesome:
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 10:10:50 AM  

WippitGuud: IdBeCrazyIf: bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]

Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice!

Apparently there is a Beetlejuice porn parody, but it's Hentai.
And I really don't want to think what might be in it.


It's extremely brief and boring, you're not missing out.
 
2013-08-26 10:10:57 AM  

shifter_: The best is the edited twitter crap they put at the bottom to support the "Shocking article". Of course someone named "Fat Amy" is going to be offended. Her foam finger got lost in between her muffin top and saggy tits.

They don't mention anything about the 1500000 horny 16 year old boys buying her music though. Or the fact that Robin Thicke fapped to it back stage all over Timberlake's moonmen.


Maybe if you want to come into an Entertainment tab article and start talking, you should know who Fat Amy is.
 
2013-08-26 10:13:53 AM  

ManateeGag: Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.

do you have any of this footage available.  you know, for educational purposes?


Yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cel4W-4_P3M  (Sort of NSFW)
 
2013-08-26 10:14:13 AM  
I still can't shake the suspicion that the whole thing is choreographed. The camera just so happens to be on the Smith family looking shocked (check's in the mail from Miley's management) and Taylor has been around long enough to know the camera would be on her during Harry's appearance. Almost as much of a sham as Pepsi wanting votes for KP's performance. Hmm, dunno--how about her hot new single?

I truly believe that very little of this is left up to chance.
 
2013-08-26 10:17:00 AM  
unaffiliatedcritic.com
resources2.news.com.au
 
2013-08-26 10:18:52 AM  
Welp, football and basketball games will not give me the chills.  Thanks for ruining them for me, Miley.
 
2013-08-26 10:19:47 AM  

ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.


You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is.
 
2013-08-26 10:22:20 AM  
Someone else nailed it when they said she looks like a little girl pretending to be an adult.
 
2013-08-26 10:24:49 AM  

HangMan: I still can't shake the suspicion that the whole thing is choreographed. The camera just so happens to be on the Smith family looking shocked (check's in the mail from Miley's management) and Taylor has been around long enough to know the camera would be on her during Harry's appearance. Almost as much of a sham as Pepsi wanting votes for KP's performance. Hmm, dunno--how about her hot new single?

I truly believe that very little of this is left up to chance.


Right. I fight it hard to believe they would have lots of cameras on multiple celebrites at a celebrity award show.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
 
2013-08-26 10:27:01 AM  

Sybarite: She is rapidly becoming the poster child for trying too hard.


This.
 
2013-08-26 10:27:40 AM  

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WTF is up with JPS's hair?  Is that a hat or what?
 
2013-08-26 10:28:30 AM  
I'm telling you, Miley needs to take her new street persona to Compton.  Maybe she can get a grill for her teeth before she goes.
 
2013-08-26 10:29:58 AM  
PsyLord: Welp, football and basketball games will not NOW give me the chills.  Thanks for ruining them for me, Miley.

FTFM
 
2013-08-26 10:31:37 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]

Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice!


Keyboard, you owe me one.
 
2013-08-26 10:32:14 AM  

kid_icarus: ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.

You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is
.


You're seeing a 20 year old girl act like hundreds of thousands of other anonymous 20 year old girls act like at the club and spring break (particularly those who might just happen to have a few daddy issues).
 
2013-08-26 10:34:21 AM  

InmanRoshi: kid_icarus: ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.

You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is
.

You're seeing a 20 year old girl act like hundreds of thousands of other anonymous 20 year old girls act like at the club and spring break (particularly those who might just happen to have a few daddy issues).


But... there are impressionable young Scientologists in the audience!
 
2013-08-26 10:37:37 AM  
i dont think people are shocked by the 'sexuality' of the perfomance..
they're shocked by the complete absence of professionalism.  she just looks like a drunk ho trying to get a lesbian hook up at a spring break daquiri disco.  "amateur.  drunk, white trash, idiot..."

i wouldn't call it sexy by any standard.

Miley:  you have a giant tongue.. and you like to lick  p@ssy..  we get it.  you've gotten your message out there.  please retire from the stage.
 
2013-08-26 10:40:59 AM  
Well, at least she didn't show a nipple like that whore Janet Jackson.

/[thatsracist.gif]
 
2013-08-26 10:42:40 AM  

QueenMamaBee: monoski: Bslim: That's right, let your skank flag fly high, Miley.

She does look like she would be fun in bed but you would need a ball gag to shut her up.

And if you dare break up with her, she'll kill your family


She seems to move along without issue (does not even write songs about her ex's ala Taylor Swift)
 
2013-08-26 10:51:22 AM  

monoski: QueenMamaBee: monoski: Bslim: That's right, let your skank flag fly high, Miley.

She does look like she would be fun in bed but you would need a ball gag to shut her up.

And if you dare break up with her, she'll kill your family

She seems to move along without issue (does not even write songs about her ex's ala Taylor Swift)


She had been with the same guy for awhile, but as for the song...

http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/08/25/miley-cyrus-wrecking-ball-banger z- listen/
 
2013-08-26 10:57:47 AM  
I enjoyed it, especially all the bears. They were cute.
 
2013-08-26 11:03:52 AM  
Amia Miley Cyrus
 
2013-08-26 11:09:36 AM  
Dead Kennedys called this one decades ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmKv4qAugrw
 
2013-08-26 11:18:40 AM  
Picture of Miley this morning.
img.timeinc.net
 
2013-08-26 11:21:16 AM  

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Sounds like steam escaping.
 
2013-08-26 11:30:11 AM  
She is coming off better "acting" like an adult than Bieber but still a little sad.

My roomate was watching this last night and laughing her butt off, I had to come out and see what it was and the first thing I said was " I wonder how many family groups will be outraged tomorrow?" Funnist part about this whole thing was on Fox & Friends this morning their faux outrage and shock makes for great comedy, especially when they were describing twerking. I think the only thing that could shock me on stage now is human sacrafice.
 
2013-08-26 11:35:05 AM  

InmanRoshi: kid_icarus: ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.

You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is
.

You're seeing a 20 year old girl act like hundreds of thousands of other anonymous 20 year old girls act like at the club and spring break (particularly those who might just happen to have a few daddy issues).


This. Many sponsored high school dances have been neutered beyond recognition because 16 year olds cannot keep themselves from dancing like this.
 
2013-08-26 11:42:44 AM  

groppet: especially when they were describing twerking


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2013-08-26 11:43:00 AM  
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2013-08-26 11:47:40 AM  

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THAT IS THE POP CULTURE REFERENCE I COULDN'T QUITE PUT TOGETHER.

+1 sir.
 
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