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(News.com.au)   Miley Cyrus foam fingers herself to MTV VMA infamy   (news.com.au ) divider line 193
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2013-08-26 08:25:16 AM  
This is how she gets paid, this was a business decision. If she could have done more and had it make the air she would have. There is always next year.
 
2013-08-26 08:26:46 AM  
"Showgirls" has a live show now?
 
2013-08-26 08:27:57 AM  

Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.


Link?
 
2013-08-26 08:28:03 AM  
Madonna at least seemed sincerely slutty. Hannah Montana is just rebelling against Disney and Daddy.
 
2013-08-26 08:32:22 AM  

Lernaeus: Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.

Link?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxJ5UShIDg

It's not even all that scandalous since she's describing in detail how she likes to masturbate.

Onkel Buck: Give Miley a break its got to be really hard to out slut all the skanks and slags that came before you. Its a tough clim to the top of Slattern Mountain


Slattern Mountain sounds like a skanky ride at Disney. I wonder if you can ride Slattern Mountain, come crashing down it on a giant log, fall into shame cave, and emerge soaked with sorrow.
 
2013-08-26 08:32:51 AM  

vernonFL: [599x345 from http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/the-smiths.jpg?w=599&h=345 image 599x345]


Oh PLEASE make this a thing internet.

/I like the Smiths
//still, those faces are priceless
 
2013-08-26 08:37:53 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Lernaeus: Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.

Link?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxJ5UShIDg

It's not even all that scandalous since she's describing in detail how she likes to masturbate.

Onkel Buck: Give Miley a break its got to be really hard to out slut all the skanks and slags that came before you. Its a tough clim to the top of Slattern Mountain

Slattern Mountain sounds like a skanky ride at Disney. I wonder if you can ride Slattern Mountain, come crashing down it on a giant log, fall into shame cave, and emerge soaked with sorrow.


I'd like to petition for a name change: The Slatterhorn
 
2013-08-26 08:38:39 AM  

MayoSlather: Madonna at least seemed sincerely slutty. Hannah Montana is just rebelling against Disney and Daddy.


Hey, when someone breaks up with you, you tend to want to do shiat to piss that person off.
 
2013-08-26 08:38:52 AM  

vudukungfu: stilted: That pic of Will Smith's family is a meme in waiting.

Why does that boy always look worried??


Maybe it's actually the neutral position for his eyebrows or something. His default expression certainly seems to hover somewhere between concern and incredulity.
 
2013-08-26 08:43:37 AM  
Didn't see it, don't want to,  but yeah, that Will Smith pic is glorious.
 
2013-08-26 08:44:20 AM  
Her body is farking awful.. She's skinny and tone but..  It comes off like a 35 year old meth user body. It's just bones.. Then add her massive head to the mix..  She just does nothing for me..
 
2013-08-26 08:44:31 AM  
Jada and Will are known to have an open marriage. He just might have gotten jiggy with that after the show.

Jaden may be gay.
 
2013-08-26 08:45:06 AM  
One of these days she's going to bite off her tongue.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 08:45:33 AM  

MayoSlather: Madonna at least seemed sincerely slutty. Hannah Montana is just rebelling against Disney and Daddy.


I gotta agree, I genuinely felt that she did indeed fark champagne bottles on a regular basis

WippitGuud: I'd like to petition for a name change: The Slatterhorn


That's at our Wild Wild West attraction
 
2013-08-26 08:46:44 AM  

WippitGuud: IdBeCrazyIf: Lernaeus: Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.

Link?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxJ5UShIDg

It's not even all that scandalous since she's describing in detail how she likes to masturbate.

Onkel Buck: Give Miley a break its got to be really hard to out slut all the skanks and slags that came before you. Its a tough clim to the top of Slattern Mountain

Slattern Mountain sounds like a skanky ride at Disney. I wonder if you can ride Slattern Mountain, come crashing down it on a giant log, fall into shame cave, and emerge soaked with sorrow.

I'd like to petition for a name change: The Slatterhorn


aaand we're done here.
 
2013-08-26 08:47:05 AM  
As I posted in the VMA thread, The Onion called it in 2008.
 
2013-08-26 08:47:23 AM  
i.imgur.com
wft am i looking at?
 
mhd
2013-08-26 08:48:06 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: It's not even all that scandalous since she's describing in detail how she likes to masturbate.


Well, it was enough to get the host fired almost get the show canceled.

A few years ago, Nina again caused some trouble because her incessant rambling about
UFOs caused another guest in a talk show to quit the studio. Say what you will, at least it
gets interesting if she's invited...
 
2013-08-26 08:48:29 AM  

bongmiester: [419x628 from http://i.imgur.com/aQuJBZy.jpg image 419x628]
wft am i looking at?


It's a portal, at any moment the chitauri will come pouring out and consume the earth
 
2013-08-26 08:50:28 AM  
My favorite part is the backup dancers that has to wear a giant bear backpack out there.

"Are you farking kidding me? They think I'm gonna pop-and-lock wearing this? Do I look like Dora the Farking Explorer?"
"Hey, be grateful, my cousin had to cook up all the meat from Lady Gaga's dress and serve it to some shelter dogs."
 
2013-08-26 08:51:24 AM  

YodaBlues: [599x345 from http://i.imgur.com/npJo86v.png image 599x345]


I like the white guy who won't even pay attention to her. "Meh."
 
2013-08-26 08:53:08 AM  

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: vudukungfu: stilted: That pic of Will Smith's family is a meme in waiting.

Why does that boy always look worried??

Maybe it's actually the neutral position for his eyebrows or something. His default expression certainly seems to hover somewhere between concern Constipation and incredulity.


/FTFY
//He always looks like he needs a dulcolax or something
 
2013-08-26 08:55:12 AM  

The Voice of Doom: One of these days she's going to bite off her tongue.
[850x1494 from http://i.imgur.com/yYshzYK.jpg image 850x1494]


"Catch"

Now that made me laugh.
 
2013-08-26 08:56:29 AM  

lokis_mentor: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: vudukungfu: stilted: That pic of Will Smith's family is a meme in waiting.

Why does that boy always look worried??

Maybe it's actually the neutral position for his eyebrows or something. His default expression certainly seems to hover somewhere between concern Constipation and incredulity.

/FTFY
//He always looks like he needs a dulcolax or something


It's related to Resting biatch-Face.
He has Resting DaFuq?-Face
 
2013-08-26 08:57:01 AM  

Prophet of Loss: Jada and Will are known to have an open marriage. He just might have gotten jiggy with that after the show.

Jaden may be gay.


I thought Willow was.
 
2013-08-26 08:57:21 AM  
Miley's going the Christina Aguilera route.  She'll be slutty for a couple years, then put out some songs about people judging people and being beautiful on the inside, then reinvent herself as a slightly classier ex-slut.
 
2013-08-26 08:57:50 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 08:59:17 AM  

The Voice of Doom: One of these days she's going to bite off her tongue.
[850x1494 from http://i.imgur.com/yYshzYK.jpg image 850x1494]



I'd just like to point out that this is the first time I have ever seen the word "Poolsies".

/hope it's the last
 
2013-08-26 08:59:57 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-08-26 09:00:06 AM  

bongmiester: [419x628 from http://i.imgur.com/aQuJBZy.jpg image 419x628]
wft am i looking at?


They must have sealed that on to her using one of those vacuum table things. Hopefully there was some padding for her dirt spiral.
 
2013-08-26 09:02:35 AM  
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs: a six-minute guide to the prejudices of the entertainment industry

In fact, if you wanted a six-minute guide to the prejudices of the entertainment industry, this performance has it covered: white men run the show, black men play support, all the women get mostly naked, and black women get to hold up the bottom of the objectification pile. It is, simply, horrible, and made worse by the fact that Cyrus looks wildly awkward.
 
2013-08-26 09:02:44 AM  

bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]


Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice!
 
2013-08-26 09:05:57 AM  
Ok, just watched it and i'm pretty sure alcohol was a factor. Nothing rebellious about it. Just sloppy stupidity, which is only rebellious to sobriety and reason. Fark's greatest foes.
 
2013-08-26 09:06:35 AM  
After the foam finger stunt, she'll need to dry hump a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man at her next show to get a reaction.
 
2013-08-26 09:07:04 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]

Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice!


Apparently there is a Beetlejuice porn parody, but it's Hentai.
And I really don't want to think what might be in it.
 
2013-08-26 09:07:12 AM  
www.bearsoftheworld.net
 
2013-08-26 09:12:06 AM  
That's right, let your skank flag fly high, Miley.
 
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2013-08-26 09:13:51 AM  

bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]


omg.
 
2013-08-26 09:16:55 AM  
Pants full of macaroni!!
I'd just like to point out that this is the first time I have ever seen the word "Poolsies".

/hope it's the last


Just for the record, you'll have to blame the person who made the original "22 Pictures of Miley Cyrus' Open Mouth" gallery/slideshow.
 
2013-08-26 09:17:06 AM  

J. Frank Parnell: Ok, just watched it and i'm pretty sure alcohol was a factor. Nothing rebellious about it. Just sloppy stupidity, which is only rebellious to sobriety and reason. Fark's greatest foes.


That's...what I think too. It's like late night at da club and people are sloppy dry humping. I mean, isolated it looks desperate and sad, but when people are sloshed.

Anyways, she'll get fat if she's drinking, so I hope she stops.
 
2013-08-26 09:18:49 AM  

The Bunyip: Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man


Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!
 
2013-08-26 09:23:01 AM  
Madonna looked stupid in her day too with the grinding crap on stage, so I guess it's Miley's turn. Or something. Seriously, Miley is trying wayyyy too hard to look like what she thinks is adult, and instead comes across as a kid being a caricature of an adult. Sad.

Liam, my boy, you dodged a major bullet.

/sound old, I know
 
2013-08-26 09:23:06 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 09:33:47 AM  
If you can't market your singing skills, you gotta market whatever else you've got.
 
2013-08-26 09:34:06 AM  
I suck at photoshop. Someone needs to faceswap Willow's face onto all 4 of them.
 
2013-08-26 09:35:01 AM  

69gnarkill69: If you can't market your singing skills, you gotta market whatever else you've got.


The sad thing is, she's actually a decent singer when given a normal song.
 
2013-08-26 09:35:30 AM  

Smoking GNU: freak7: That pic of the Smith clan is comedy gold. As for Miley, I'm predicting a sex tape in the next couple of years weeks hours.

FTFY

FTFY
 
2013-08-26 09:37:55 AM  

comslave: Her father must be so proud.


His heart is probably achey this morning, if not outright breakey.
 
2013-08-26 09:43:26 AM  

QueenMamaBee: YodaBlues: [599x345 from http://i.imgur.com/npJo86v.png image 599x345]

I like the white guy who won't even pay attention to her. "Meh."


It looks like Jeff Bridges to me.  Or Bruce Willis.
 
2013-08-26 09:43:58 AM  

InmanRoshi: comslave: Her father must be so proud.

His heart is probably achey this morning, if not outright breakey.


I'd ask him how he was faring, but I just don't think I'd understand.
 
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