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2013-08-26 01:35:26 AM
That pic of Will Smith's family is a meme in waiting.
 
2013-08-26 02:46:01 AM

stilted: That pic of Will Smith's family is a already a meme in waiting.

 
2013-08-26 07:20:43 AM
bossip.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-26 07:35:25 AM

stilted: That pic of Will Smith's family is a meme in waiting.


Will's diggin it.
 
2013-08-26 07:36:19 AM
She is rapidly becoming the poster child for trying too hard.
 
2013-08-26 07:36:34 AM
To summon her co-singer, Miley must have said "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice"
 
Skr
2013-08-26 07:39:29 AM

vernonFL: [599x345 from http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/the-smiths.jpg?w=599&h=345 image 599x345]


Finally, Jaden Smith's one facial expression is appropriate.
 
2013-08-26 07:40:16 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 07:41:13 AM
What the hell is wrong with her tongue there? It looks like it's trying to escape.

Some of the twitter comments at the bottom of the article are amusing, though.
 
2013-08-26 07:41:44 AM
That pic of the Smith clan is comedy gold. As for Miley, I'm predicting a sex tape in the next couple of years.
 
2013-08-26 07:41:55 AM

vernonFL: [599x345 from http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/the-smiths.jpg?w=599&h=345 image 599x345]


i will love this pic long time!
 
2013-08-26 07:42:16 AM
God bless
 
2013-08-26 07:43:20 AM

freak7: That pic of the Smith clan is comedy gold. As for Miley, I'm predicting a sex tape in the next couple of years weeks.


FTFY
 
2013-08-26 07:44:02 AM
Big deal.  The VMAs have no real value, so the performers try to one-up each other every year.  By 2017, someone will actually f*ck on the stage.
 
2013-08-26 07:44:03 AM

Sybarite: She is rapidly becoming the poster child for trying too hard.


I guess she's trying to outdo that whole Britney/Madonna kiss thing.
 
2013-08-26 07:44:13 AM
No way in hell I'm watching that Miley performance, but that Smith family photo.....that should be on their Christmas card or something. It's a work of art.
 
2013-08-26 07:45:33 AM
In other news, her management team and every MTV exec are snorting lines of coke off each other in giddy excitement.

Seriously, she manged to make Taylor Swift, Rhianna, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, One Direction, and even *Nsync completely irrelevant for at least one night. Begrudging props, even if she does come off tragically desperate.
 
2013-08-26 07:46:12 AM
"Cyrus' X-rated MTV VMA performance"

Those words. They do not mean what you think they mean.
 
2013-08-26 07:47:16 AM
Show me on this doll where Miley Cyrus' performance touched you.
 
2013-08-26 07:52:11 AM

vernonFL: [599x345 from http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/the-smiths.jpg?w=599&h=345 image 599x345]


Why are they shocked? Aren't they swingers?
 
2013-08-26 07:52:57 AM

Smoking GNU: What the hell is wrong with her tongue there? It looks like it's trying to escape.


It looks like that's her new thing to look trash/ghetto, she's doing this on every photo session.
Can't blame her for going full skank, it's worked for many and she's got the looks to go with it.

I don't know what was really vulgar:
- Miley
- Getting Taylor Swift's story with Styles shoved down our throats once more
- One Direction getting Song of the Summer
- didn't even know Timberlake had released more than one single yet he dominated the event

I feel sorry for Rihanna, Swift's got the classy, vulnerable spot and Cyrus' got the tramp throne secured.
She's only got a 3 years old black eye and a raunchy instagram account, talk about shelf life.
 
2013-08-26 07:53:32 AM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-26 07:54:30 AM
Dey shoulda nevah gave you hillbillies money!!

LIGHTNESS!!!!
 
2013-08-26 07:54:44 AM
The MTV VMAs have about as much to do with music as MTV has to do with music videos.
 
2013-08-26 07:54:58 AM

aaronx: Show me on this real doll where Miley Cyrus' performance Kwame touched you.

 
2013-08-26 07:55:05 AM
When did Miley decide to compete with Megan Fox for ridiculous thumb having?
 
2013-08-26 07:55:41 AM

kwame: Big deal.  The VMAs have no real value, so the performers try to one-up each other every year.  By 2017, someone will actually f*ck on the stage.


And this

I don't get the shock and outrage. This is natural progression of events
 
2013-08-26 07:58:09 AM
We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.
 
2013-08-26 07:59:06 AM
Funny that MTV can't even recognize rebellious behavior anymore. Rumor has it hundreds on monocles fell in shock to such an inappropriate performance, with a resounding "well, i never".
 
2013-08-26 08:04:27 AM
Hannah Montana sure knows how to put on a show, eh?
 
2013-08-26 08:06:08 AM

Sybarite: She is rapidly becoming the poster child for trying too hard.


ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.


THESE!

She needs to pull back and become as normal as she can, reinvent herself as a human
 
2013-08-26 08:08:24 AM
From the Yahoo piece: "Blurred Lines," the fun-loving song of the summer, was now tainted."

How dare she ruin that cute little date rape song.
 
2013-08-26 08:08:45 AM
That's called youth. Remember when your body worked perfectly, your mind was clear and you could actually enjoy yourself? Now what that creepy middle-aged dude wearing Beetlejuice's suit is doing there I don't know.
 
2013-08-26 08:09:31 AM
Okay, that was pretty funny.
 
2013-08-26 08:10:48 AM

J. Frank Parnell: Funny that MTV can't even recognize rebellious behavior anymore. Rumor has it hundreds on monocles fell in shock to such an inappropriate performance, with a resounding "well, i never".


Oh that mental image made me chuckle snort
 
2013-08-26 08:12:54 AM
Her father must be so proud.
 
2013-08-26 08:12:54 AM
How many of her fans are now in their late teens, and know all about....foam fingers??
 
2013-08-26 08:14:27 AM
resources3.news.com.au

So, what's up with the mouse outfit?  Was this supposed to be a burn on Disney?
 
2013-08-26 08:15:00 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 08:15:12 AM

Piizzadude: Sybarite: She is rapidly becoming the poster child for trying too hard.

ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.

THESE!

She needs to pull back and become as normal as she can, reinvent herself as a human


My wife watched it, saved it and played it for me later. It wasn't even provocative, not "boundary pushing", it was just stupid and a little boring. It was so dumb,I can't see there even being outrage! over it.
 
2013-08-26 08:15:51 AM
So...so many people were talking about this and I decided to watch for myself.  Some thoughts:

-Her ass kind of hangs there like biscuit batter
-Robin Thicke looks just like his dad and I still can't stand that song.
-The last part of the medley ("Give It 2 U") was the only part that I actually bordered on enjoying
-I'm too old
 
2013-08-26 08:16:04 AM

stilted: That pic of Will Smith's family is a meme in waiting.


Why does that boy always look worried??
 
2013-08-26 08:16:37 AM

comslave: Her father must be so proud.


He was undoubtedly jackin' it the whole time.
 
2013-08-26 08:16:45 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 08:16:57 AM
Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.
 
2013-08-26 08:17:16 AM
The best is the edited twitter crap they put at the bottom to support the "Shocking article". Of course someone named "Fat Amy" is going to be offended. Her foam finger got lost in between her muffin top and saggy tits.

They don't mention anything about the 1500000 horny 16 year old boys buying her music though. Or the fact that Robin Thicke fapped to it back stage all over Timberlake's moonmen.
 
2013-08-26 08:18:32 AM

comslave: Her father must be so proud.


I'll sum up her dads reaction very simply

www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-08-26 08:18:49 AM
Give Miley a break its got to be really hard to out slut all the skanks and slags that came before you. Its a tough clim to the top of Slattern Mountain
 
2013-08-26 08:18:50 AM
Pathetic and stupid.
 
2013-08-26 08:19:58 AM
files.myopera.com
 
2013-08-26 08:25:16 AM
This is how she gets paid, this was a business decision. If she could have done more and had it make the air she would have. There is always next year.
 
2013-08-26 08:26:46 AM
"Showgirls" has a live show now?
 
2013-08-26 08:27:57 AM

Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.


Link?
 
2013-08-26 08:28:03 AM
Madonna at least seemed sincerely slutty. Hannah Montana is just rebelling against Disney and Daddy.
 
2013-08-26 08:32:22 AM

Lernaeus: Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.

Link?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxJ5UShIDg

It's not even all that scandalous since she's describing in detail how she likes to masturbate.

Onkel Buck: Give Miley a break its got to be really hard to out slut all the skanks and slags that came before you. Its a tough clim to the top of Slattern Mountain


Slattern Mountain sounds like a skanky ride at Disney. I wonder if you can ride Slattern Mountain, come crashing down it on a giant log, fall into shame cave, and emerge soaked with sorrow.
 
2013-08-26 08:32:51 AM

vernonFL: [599x345 from http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/the-smiths.jpg?w=599&h=345 image 599x345]


Oh PLEASE make this a thing internet.

/I like the Smiths
//still, those faces are priceless
 
2013-08-26 08:37:53 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Lernaeus: Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.

Link?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxJ5UShIDg

It's not even all that scandalous since she's describing in detail how she likes to masturbate.

Onkel Buck: Give Miley a break its got to be really hard to out slut all the skanks and slags that came before you. Its a tough clim to the top of Slattern Mountain

Slattern Mountain sounds like a skanky ride at Disney. I wonder if you can ride Slattern Mountain, come crashing down it on a giant log, fall into shame cave, and emerge soaked with sorrow.


I'd like to petition for a name change: The Slatterhorn
 
2013-08-26 08:38:39 AM

MayoSlather: Madonna at least seemed sincerely slutty. Hannah Montana is just rebelling against Disney and Daddy.


Hey, when someone breaks up with you, you tend to want to do shiat to piss that person off.
 
2013-08-26 08:38:52 AM

vudukungfu: stilted: That pic of Will Smith's family is a meme in waiting.

Why does that boy always look worried??


Maybe it's actually the neutral position for his eyebrows or something. His default expression certainly seems to hover somewhere between concern and incredulity.
 
2013-08-26 08:43:37 AM
Didn't see it, don't want to,  but yeah, that Will Smith pic is glorious.
 
2013-08-26 08:44:20 AM
Her body is farking awful.. She's skinny and tone but..  It comes off like a 35 year old meth user body. It's just bones.. Then add her massive head to the mix..  She just does nothing for me..
 
2013-08-26 08:44:31 AM
Jada and Will are known to have an open marriage. He just might have gotten jiggy with that after the show.

Jaden may be gay.
 
2013-08-26 08:45:06 AM
One of these days she's going to bite off her tongue.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 08:45:33 AM

MayoSlather: Madonna at least seemed sincerely slutty. Hannah Montana is just rebelling against Disney and Daddy.


I gotta agree, I genuinely felt that she did indeed fark champagne bottles on a regular basis

WippitGuud: I'd like to petition for a name change: The Slatterhorn


That's at our Wild Wild West attraction
 
2013-08-26 08:46:44 AM

WippitGuud: IdBeCrazyIf: Lernaeus: Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.

Link?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YxJ5UShIDg

It's not even all that scandalous since she's describing in detail how she likes to masturbate.

Onkel Buck: Give Miley a break its got to be really hard to out slut all the skanks and slags that came before you. Its a tough clim to the top of Slattern Mountain

Slattern Mountain sounds like a skanky ride at Disney. I wonder if you can ride Slattern Mountain, come crashing down it on a giant log, fall into shame cave, and emerge soaked with sorrow.

I'd like to petition for a name change: The Slatterhorn


aaand we're done here.
 
2013-08-26 08:47:05 AM
As I posted in the VMA thread, The Onion called it in 2008.
 
2013-08-26 08:47:23 AM
i.imgur.com
wft am i looking at?
 
mhd
2013-08-26 08:48:06 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: It's not even all that scandalous since she's describing in detail how she likes to masturbate.


Well, it was enough to get the host fired almost get the show canceled.

A few years ago, Nina again caused some trouble because her incessant rambling about
UFOs caused another guest in a talk show to quit the studio. Say what you will, at least it
gets interesting if she's invited...
 
2013-08-26 08:48:29 AM

bongmiester: [419x628 from http://i.imgur.com/aQuJBZy.jpg image 419x628]
wft am i looking at?


It's a portal, at any moment the chitauri will come pouring out and consume the earth
 
2013-08-26 08:50:28 AM
My favorite part is the backup dancers that has to wear a giant bear backpack out there.

"Are you farking kidding me? They think I'm gonna pop-and-lock wearing this? Do I look like Dora the Farking Explorer?"
"Hey, be grateful, my cousin had to cook up all the meat from Lady Gaga's dress and serve it to some shelter dogs."
 
2013-08-26 08:51:24 AM

YodaBlues: [599x345 from http://i.imgur.com/npJo86v.png image 599x345]


I like the white guy who won't even pay attention to her. "Meh."
 
2013-08-26 08:53:08 AM

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: vudukungfu: stilted: That pic of Will Smith's family is a meme in waiting.

Why does that boy always look worried??

Maybe it's actually the neutral position for his eyebrows or something. His default expression certainly seems to hover somewhere between concern Constipation and incredulity.


/FTFY
//He always looks like he needs a dulcolax or something
 
2013-08-26 08:55:12 AM

The Voice of Doom: One of these days she's going to bite off her tongue.
[850x1494 from http://i.imgur.com/yYshzYK.jpg image 850x1494]


"Catch"

Now that made me laugh.
 
2013-08-26 08:56:29 AM

lokis_mentor: Sensual Tyrannosaurus: vudukungfu: stilted: That pic of Will Smith's family is a meme in waiting.

Why does that boy always look worried??

Maybe it's actually the neutral position for his eyebrows or something. His default expression certainly seems to hover somewhere between concern Constipation and incredulity.

/FTFY
//He always looks like he needs a dulcolax or something


It's related to Resting biatch-Face.
He has Resting DaFuq?-Face
 
2013-08-26 08:57:01 AM

Prophet of Loss: Jada and Will are known to have an open marriage. He just might have gotten jiggy with that after the show.

Jaden may be gay.


I thought Willow was.
 
2013-08-26 08:57:21 AM
Miley's going the Christina Aguilera route.  She'll be slutty for a couple years, then put out some songs about people judging people and being beautiful on the inside, then reinvent herself as a slightly classier ex-slut.
 
2013-08-26 08:57:50 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 08:59:17 AM

The Voice of Doom: One of these days she's going to bite off her tongue.
[850x1494 from http://i.imgur.com/yYshzYK.jpg image 850x1494]



I'd just like to point out that this is the first time I have ever seen the word "Poolsies".

/hope it's the last
 
2013-08-26 08:59:57 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-08-26 09:00:06 AM

bongmiester: [419x628 from http://i.imgur.com/aQuJBZy.jpg image 419x628]
wft am i looking at?


They must have sealed that on to her using one of those vacuum table things. Hopefully there was some padding for her dirt spiral.
 
2013-08-26 09:02:35 AM
Miley Cyrus at the VMAs: a six-minute guide to the prejudices of the entertainment industry

In fact, if you wanted a six-minute guide to the prejudices of the entertainment industry, this performance has it covered: white men run the show, black men play support, all the women get mostly naked, and black women get to hold up the bottom of the objectification pile. It is, simply, horrible, and made worse by the fact that Cyrus looks wildly awkward.
 
2013-08-26 09:02:44 AM

bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]


Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice!
 
2013-08-26 09:05:57 AM
Ok, just watched it and i'm pretty sure alcohol was a factor. Nothing rebellious about it. Just sloppy stupidity, which is only rebellious to sobriety and reason. Fark's greatest foes.
 
2013-08-26 09:06:35 AM
After the foam finger stunt, she'll need to dry hump a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man at her next show to get a reaction.
 
2013-08-26 09:07:04 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]

Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice!


Apparently there is a Beetlejuice porn parody, but it's Hentai.
And I really don't want to think what might be in it.
 
2013-08-26 09:07:12 AM
www.bearsoftheworld.net
 
2013-08-26 09:12:06 AM
That's right, let your skank flag fly high, Miley.
 
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2013-08-26 09:13:51 AM

bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]


omg.
 
2013-08-26 09:16:55 AM
Pants full of macaroni!!
I'd just like to point out that this is the first time I have ever seen the word "Poolsies".

/hope it's the last


Just for the record, you'll have to blame the person who made the original "22 Pictures of Miley Cyrus' Open Mouth" gallery/slideshow.
 
2013-08-26 09:17:06 AM

J. Frank Parnell: Ok, just watched it and i'm pretty sure alcohol was a factor. Nothing rebellious about it. Just sloppy stupidity, which is only rebellious to sobriety and reason. Fark's greatest foes.


That's...what I think too. It's like late night at da club and people are sloppy dry humping. I mean, isolated it looks desperate and sad, but when people are sloshed.

Anyways, she'll get fat if she's drinking, so I hope she stops.
 
2013-08-26 09:18:49 AM

The Bunyip: Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man


Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!
 
2013-08-26 09:23:01 AM
Madonna looked stupid in her day too with the grinding crap on stage, so I guess it's Miley's turn. Or something. Seriously, Miley is trying wayyyy too hard to look like what she thinks is adult, and instead comes across as a kid being a caricature of an adult. Sad.

Liam, my boy, you dodged a major bullet.

/sound old, I know
 
2013-08-26 09:23:06 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 09:33:47 AM
If you can't market your singing skills, you gotta market whatever else you've got.
 
2013-08-26 09:34:06 AM
I suck at photoshop. Someone needs to faceswap Willow's face onto all 4 of them.
 
2013-08-26 09:35:01 AM

69gnarkill69: If you can't market your singing skills, you gotta market whatever else you've got.


The sad thing is, she's actually a decent singer when given a normal song.
 
2013-08-26 09:35:30 AM

Smoking GNU: freak7: That pic of the Smith clan is comedy gold. As for Miley, I'm predicting a sex tape in the next couple of years weeks hours.

FTFY

FTFY
 
2013-08-26 09:37:55 AM

comslave: Her father must be so proud.


His heart is probably achey this morning, if not outright breakey.
 
2013-08-26 09:43:26 AM

QueenMamaBee: YodaBlues: [599x345 from http://i.imgur.com/npJo86v.png image 599x345]

I like the white guy who won't even pay attention to her. "Meh."


It looks like Jeff Bridges to me.  Or Bruce Willis.
 
2013-08-26 09:43:58 AM

InmanRoshi: comslave: Her father must be so proud.

His heart is probably achey this morning, if not outright breakey.


I'd ask him how he was faring, but I just don't think I'd understand.
 
2013-08-26 09:45:02 AM
Meh, it's not like MTV is about music anyway.
 
2013-08-26 09:46:04 AM
I don't care what she does on stage. I'm offended that anyone thinks she's even remotely attractive.
 
2013-08-26 09:46:29 AM
LEAVE MILEY ALONE!
 
2013-08-26 09:50:09 AM
I kept wondering why she was walking like she had something shoved up her butt. Then the foam finger appeared. Surely that wasn't causing the problem?
 
2013-08-26 09:53:34 AM
I can't wait for the next Disney star to get old enough.
 
2013-08-26 09:54:50 AM

megarian: LEAVE MILEY ALONE!


I wouldn't touch her with a three foot foam finger
 
2013-08-26 09:55:05 AM
She must not make much from Hannah MontanaTM(available on Netflix!) and apparently feels HM is an obstacle to be overcome. That bear motif sure looks like a Mickey slam.

Funny thing is how juvenile that display last night was.

/do we know if that's the smith family reacting to miley or something else?
//gaga in the corner of the pic
 
2013-08-26 09:55:38 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]

Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice!


Dumpsterjuice, dumpsterjuice, dumpsterjuice!
 
2013-08-26 09:55:39 AM

Sybarite: She is rapidly becoming the poster child for trying too hard.


Basically this.  I see another Lilo in the making.
 
2013-08-26 09:56:18 AM

Dufus: megarian: LEAVE MILEY ALONE!

I wouldn't touch her with a three foot foam finger


*shrug*

I'd do a line off her (as someone upthread eloquently put it) bisket batter butt.
 
2013-08-26 09:56:18 AM
FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Miley Cyrus' VMA performance.
8:31 PM - 25 Aug 2013


Not defending the skanks performance but people like this are what is wrong with America. How can you be "personally be victimized" by Cyrus being a skank on TV?

FAT AMY sounds fat.
 
2013-08-26 09:56:55 AM

Bslim: That's right, let your skank flag fly high, Miley.


She does look like she would be fun in bed but you would need a ball gag to shut her up.
 
2013-08-26 09:58:03 AM
Meanwhile Bret Michaels is sitting in his motor home, slathering cream on his ever growing bald spot, thinking to himself, "I could do the Robin Thicke thing. I know I can. I am strong".

But nobody ever answers his calls anymore in Hollywood. Just the Reality producers. It's sad. Yet also illustrative of the prejudices of the music industry against a balding man in his '40s who just wants a little something something.
 
2013-08-26 09:58:33 AM

bborchar: Sybarite: She is rapidly becoming the poster child for trying too hard.

Basically this.  I see another Lilo in the making.


Nah, LiLo has legit substance abuse issues. Miley's moves are completely calculated.
 
2013-08-26 09:59:55 AM

monoski: She does look like she would be fun in bed but you would need a ball gag to shut her up.


Pretty much this sums it up.
 
2013-08-26 10:02:33 AM
Attention whore mission, accomplished.
 
2013-08-26 10:03:51 AM

monoski: Bslim: That's right, let your skank flag fly high, Miley.

She does look like she would be fun in bed but you would need a ball gag to shut her up.


And if you dare break up with her, she'll kill your family
 
2013-08-26 10:04:37 AM

Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.


do you have any of this footage available.  you know, for educational purposes?
 
2013-08-26 10:05:00 AM
Let's hope those two procreate to pass on the dominant Feathered Hair Super Gene to future generations of humanity.

24.media.tumblr.com

www.nndb.com
 
2013-08-26 10:07:40 AM
Max Awesome's pic from the earlier thread is still awesome:
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 10:10:50 AM

WippitGuud: IdBeCrazyIf: bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]

Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice!

Apparently there is a Beetlejuice porn parody, but it's Hentai.
And I really don't want to think what might be in it.


It's extremely brief and boring, you're not missing out.
 
2013-08-26 10:10:57 AM

shifter_: The best is the edited twitter crap they put at the bottom to support the "Shocking article". Of course someone named "Fat Amy" is going to be offended. Her foam finger got lost in between her muffin top and saggy tits.

They don't mention anything about the 1500000 horny 16 year old boys buying her music though. Or the fact that Robin Thicke fapped to it back stage all over Timberlake's moonmen.


Maybe if you want to come into an Entertainment tab article and start talking, you should know who Fat Amy is.
 
2013-08-26 10:13:53 AM

ManateeGag: Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.

do you have any of this footage available.  you know, for educational purposes?


Yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cel4W-4_P3M  (Sort of NSFW)
 
2013-08-26 10:14:13 AM
I still can't shake the suspicion that the whole thing is choreographed. The camera just so happens to be on the Smith family looking shocked (check's in the mail from Miley's management) and Taylor has been around long enough to know the camera would be on her during Harry's appearance. Almost as much of a sham as Pepsi wanting votes for KP's performance. Hmm, dunno--how about her hot new single?

I truly believe that very little of this is left up to chance.
 
2013-08-26 10:17:00 AM
unaffiliatedcritic.com
resources2.news.com.au
 
2013-08-26 10:18:52 AM
Welp, football and basketball games will not give me the chills.  Thanks for ruining them for me, Miley.
 
2013-08-26 10:19:47 AM

ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.


You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is.
 
2013-08-26 10:22:20 AM
Someone else nailed it when they said she looks like a little girl pretending to be an adult.
 
2013-08-26 10:24:49 AM

HangMan: I still can't shake the suspicion that the whole thing is choreographed. The camera just so happens to be on the Smith family looking shocked (check's in the mail from Miley's management) and Taylor has been around long enough to know the camera would be on her during Harry's appearance. Almost as much of a sham as Pepsi wanting votes for KP's performance. Hmm, dunno--how about her hot new single?

I truly believe that very little of this is left up to chance.


Right. I fight it hard to believe they would have lots of cameras on multiple celebrites at a celebrity award show.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
 
2013-08-26 10:27:01 AM

Sybarite: She is rapidly becoming the poster child for trying too hard.


This.
 
2013-08-26 10:27:40 AM

Tomfoolery Rules Over Logical Living: [500x212 from http://unaffiliatedcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/The-French-Mi stake.jpg image 500x212]
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WTF is up with JPS's hair?  Is that a hat or what?
 
2013-08-26 10:28:30 AM
I'm telling you, Miley needs to take her new street persona to Compton.  Maybe she can get a grill for her teeth before she goes.
 
2013-08-26 10:29:58 AM
PsyLord: Welp, football and basketball games will not NOW give me the chills.  Thanks for ruining them for me, Miley.

FTFM
 
2013-08-26 10:31:37 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: bongmiester: [500x615 from https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7762819072/h51F21372/ image 500x615]

Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice, Pussyjuice!


Keyboard, you owe me one.
 
2013-08-26 10:32:14 AM

kid_icarus: ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.

You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is
.


You're seeing a 20 year old girl act like hundreds of thousands of other anonymous 20 year old girls act like at the club and spring break (particularly those who might just happen to have a few daddy issues).
 
2013-08-26 10:34:21 AM

InmanRoshi: kid_icarus: ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.

You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is
.

You're seeing a 20 year old girl act like hundreds of thousands of other anonymous 20 year old girls act like at the club and spring break (particularly those who might just happen to have a few daddy issues).


But... there are impressionable young Scientologists in the audience!
 
2013-08-26 10:37:37 AM
i dont think people are shocked by the 'sexuality' of the perfomance..
they're shocked by the complete absence of professionalism.  she just looks like a drunk ho trying to get a lesbian hook up at a spring break daquiri disco.  "amateur.  drunk, white trash, idiot..."

i wouldn't call it sexy by any standard.

Miley:  you have a giant tongue.. and you like to lick  p@ssy..  we get it.  you've gotten your message out there.  please retire from the stage.
 
2013-08-26 10:40:59 AM
Well, at least she didn't show a nipple like that whore Janet Jackson.

/[thatsracist.gif]
 
2013-08-26 10:42:40 AM

QueenMamaBee: monoski: Bslim: That's right, let your skank flag fly high, Miley.

She does look like she would be fun in bed but you would need a ball gag to shut her up.

And if you dare break up with her, she'll kill your family


She seems to move along without issue (does not even write songs about her ex's ala Taylor Swift)
 
2013-08-26 10:51:22 AM

monoski: QueenMamaBee: monoski: Bslim: That's right, let your skank flag fly high, Miley.

She does look like she would be fun in bed but you would need a ball gag to shut her up.

And if you dare break up with her, she'll kill your family

She seems to move along without issue (does not even write songs about her ex's ala Taylor Swift)


She had been with the same guy for awhile, but as for the song...

http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/08/25/miley-cyrus-wrecking-ball-banger z- listen/
 
2013-08-26 10:57:47 AM
I enjoyed it, especially all the bears. They were cute.
 
2013-08-26 11:03:52 AM
Amia Miley Cyrus
 
2013-08-26 11:09:36 AM
Dead Kennedys called this one decades ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmKv4qAugrw
 
2013-08-26 11:18:40 AM
Picture of Miley this morning.
img.timeinc.net
 
2013-08-26 11:21:16 AM

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Sounds like steam escaping.
 
2013-08-26 11:30:11 AM
She is coming off better "acting" like an adult than Bieber but still a little sad.

My roomate was watching this last night and laughing her butt off, I had to come out and see what it was and the first thing I said was " I wonder how many family groups will be outraged tomorrow?" Funnist part about this whole thing was on Fox & Friends this morning their faux outrage and shock makes for great comedy, especially when they were describing twerking. I think the only thing that could shock me on stage now is human sacrafice.
 
2013-08-26 11:35:05 AM

InmanRoshi: kid_icarus: ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.

You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is
.

You're seeing a 20 year old girl act like hundreds of thousands of other anonymous 20 year old girls act like at the club and spring break (particularly those who might just happen to have a few daddy issues).


This. Many sponsored high school dances have been neutered beyond recognition because 16 year olds cannot keep themselves from dancing like this.
 
2013-08-26 11:42:44 AM

groppet: especially when they were describing twerking


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 11:43:00 AM
2.bp.blogspot.commtv.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-08-26 11:47:40 AM

GonzoNihilist: [315x320 from http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7O8TV3H9Fnw/UQ_NT4BU34I/AAAAAAAAAQc/yb8xtmcF NIQ/s320/jim-carrey-in-living-color-1990-white-space-conflict-tv-photo -GC.jpg image 315x320][281x211 from http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:942064?width=281& height=211 image 281x211]


THAT IS THE POP CULTURE REFERENCE I COULDN'T QUITE PUT TOGETHER.

+1 sir.
 
2013-08-26 11:54:02 AM

Kyosuke: This. Many sponsored high school dances have been neutered beyond recognition because 16 year olds cannot keep themselves from dancing like this.


I need to volunteer at high schools more often I guess
 
2013-08-26 12:00:40 PM

Kyosuke: InmanRoshi: kid_icarus: ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.

You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is
.

You're seeing a 20 year old girl act like hundreds of thousands of other anonymous 20 year old girls act like at the club and spring break (particularly those who might just happen to have a few daddy issues).

This. Many sponsored high school dances have been neutered beyond recognition because 16 year olds cannot keep themselves from dancing like this.


I blame Chubby Checker
 
2013-08-26 12:12:47 PM

hasty ambush: FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Miley Cyrus' VMA performance.
8:31 PM - 25 Aug 2013

Not defending the skanks performance but people like this are what is wrong with America. How can you be "personally be victimized" by Cyrus being a skank on TV?

FAT AMY sounds fat.



Um, its from "MEAN GIRLS". The movie. Fat Amy is trying to be funny.

"Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Regina George." (everyone raises hand)
 
2013-08-26 12:26:51 PM

GonzoNihilist: [315x320 from http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7O8TV3H9Fnw/UQ_NT4BU34I/AAAAAAAAAQc/yb8xtmcF NIQ/s320/jim-carrey-in-living-color-1990-white-space-conflict-tv-photo -GC.jpg image 315x320][281x211 from http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:942064?width=281& height=211 image 281x211]


You win the internet.

Collect your internets on your way out, thank you.
 
2013-08-26 12:27:04 PM

hermitage_deux: i dont think people are shocked by the 'sexuality' of the perfomance..
they're shocked by the complete absence of professionalism.  she just looks like a drunk ho trying to get a lesbian hook up at a spring break daquiri disco.  "amateur.  drunk, white trash, idiot..."

i wouldn't call it sexy by any standard.

Miley:  you have a giant tongue.. and you like to lick  p@ssy..  we get it.  you've gotten your message out there.  please retire from the stage.


This is an insult to the real drunk hos at spring break.
 
2013-08-26 12:34:36 PM
 
2013-08-26 12:34:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 12:59:10 PM
Congratulations. For all that effort you're still less hardcore than a guy from Rage Against The Machine that nobody even remembers.

heyitstravisjay.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-26 01:00:01 PM

Europos: Pfffft. Nina Hagen fingered herself on a German talkshow 30 years ago, trying to explain female masturbation to the retarded audience, and OMG THE SCANDAL!11!! You US folks are way behind again.


I don't know why, but this comment reminded me of isabella rossellini's animal sex photos

eurokulture.missouri.edu
 
2013-08-26 01:01:04 PM

YodaBlues: [599x345 from http://i.imgur.com/NXsAZAj.png image 599x345]


A Meme is Born.
 
2013-08-26 01:16:25 PM

skozlaw: Congratulations. For all that effort you're still less hardcore than a guy from Rage Against The Machine that nobody even remembers.

[850x566 from http://heyitstravisjay.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/tim-from-rage-again st-the-machine-stages-protest_2000_1500a_aol-musicuk_090910.jpg image 850x566]


That was the weakest sh*t ever.

Meaning it was exactly what you'd expect from WATM.

/doesn't he end up injuring a security guard on the way out?
//because he didn't win a made up award from MTV.....
///truly, they eschew the trappings of success.
 
2013-08-26 01:26:08 PM

The Muthaship: That was the weakest sh*t ever.

Meaning it was exactly what you'd expect from WATM.

/doesn't he end up injuring a security guard on the way out?
//because he didn't win a made up award from MTV.....
///truly, they eschew the trappings of success.


Actually the rumor was that they were going to win the award but the hand out was changed at the last minute because MTV caught wind of some political protest RATM was planning to pull off.

So manufactured drama is ok, but not real drama
 
2013-08-26 01:27:32 PM

IdBeCrazyIf: So manufactured drama is ok, but not real drama


Just b*tches being b*tches.
 
2013-08-26 01:33:18 PM

The Muthaship: IdBeCrazyIf: So manufactured drama is ok, but not real drama

Just b*tches being b*tches.


More or less
 
2013-08-26 01:33:19 PM

skozlaw: Congratulations. For all that effort you're still less hardcore than a guy from Rage Against The Machine that nobody even remembers.


That was beautiful.
 
2013-08-26 01:46:11 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-26 01:49:19 PM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 01:55:49 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 02:04:52 PM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 02:08:12 PM
i237.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 02:40:05 PM
I liked her better when she was Madonna. At least MTV had an excuse to put music back on for a bit.
 
2013-08-26 02:48:54 PM

The Muthaship: That was the weakest sh*t ever.


That's sort of my point.

Miley Cyrus put on an ugly outfit and tried to act like a whore 30 years too late. At least Commerferd had the guts to climb up in the rafters and put something more than his pride at risk.

The worst part is, Cyrus seems to be going the same route Britney Spears did by desperately trying to be adult and sexy and she never seems to figure out how to get either one right. At least Britney eventually released Toxic.

Cyrus is just.... gross.
 
2013-08-26 03:03:27 PM

Lollipop165: hasty ambush: FAT AMY @RelatableQuote
Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Miley Cyrus' VMA performance.
8:31 PM - 25 Aug 2013

Not defending the skanks performance but people like this are what is wrong with America. How can you be "personally be victimized" by Cyrus being a skank on TV?

FAT AMY sounds fat.


Um, its from "MEAN GIRLS". The movie. Fat Amy is trying to be funny.

"Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by Regina George." (everyone raises hand)


In addition, Fat Amy is a character from the movie Pitch Perfect.

(I have daughters, it's okay for me to know this stuff.)
 
2013-08-26 03:10:49 PM
I honestly thought it was a parody of how far a VMA performance has to go to be noteworthy. I thought she was cranking Disney with the Bears and hair, the twerk obsessed media, the 'Oh noes, the former teenager is not acting like a Disney approved teenager, even though she's not a teenager!' crowd, the media who made money and killed a lot of time tut-tutting the Madonna-Britney Kiss. I thought the body suit/leotard was padded to reference complaints about Britney's comeback VMA appearance. And she was dancing with Thicke, who was nominated for a video which was completely uninteresting if you leave out the naked women (which I wasn't offended by, and would enjoy seeing more of). The outrage seems like some annoying autoresponse from people who are away from the office but know they would be offended if they were present.

Maybe not great parody, but I try to respect the effort of younger people trying to tell older folks that they are full of shiat. I certainly spent my fair share of time doing likewise.


/I was surprised to see all the reaction this morning, but glad I found it on Fark, where the anger is always funnier
 
2013-08-26 04:29:41 PM
Call me old fashioned, but I perfer the Cameltoe Miley to the Mis-Shapen Ass version.
 
2013-08-26 04:44:16 PM
Her tongue makes me want to become a lesbian.
 
2013-08-26 05:09:29 PM
Anything to distract people from listening to that awful voice
 
2013-08-26 05:51:17 PM
She's seriously overcompensating now.  She's desperate to stay relevant and the only way she can do it is by acting more and more outrageously.  It's like a little kid trying to get people's attention, except it's: "Hey, guys!  Look how dirty and naughty I am!  See, I'm totally not that innocent Disney girl anymore!  Look!  Check out my revealing outfits and how racy my moves are on-stage!  See?!?  Guys, come on, you're not looking!!!"

Oh, and one more thing...

Seven hells, woman!  Put your tongue back in your mouth!
 
2013-08-26 05:59:42 PM
Miley Cyrus is trying to totally shed Disney. And she does it well. Indeed. More important -- those backyard sessions. Amazing. Look it up, y'all.
 
2013-08-26 06:02:26 PM

Lydia_C: Madonna looked stupid in her day too with the grinding crap on stage, so I guess it's Miley's turn. Or something. Seriously, Miley is trying wayyyy too hard to look like what she thinks is adult, and instead comes across as a kid being a caricature of an adult. Sad.

Liam, my boy, you dodged a major bullet.

/sound old, jealous and unattractive and old, I know

 
2013-08-26 06:17:21 PM
Jessie Andrews has been in a few of Miley's videos.  It's just a matter of time before Miley returns the favor.
 
2013-08-26 06:27:17 PM
For A Pop Starlet, She's Incredibly unattractive.

Other Than That, My Reaction Is "Meh."
 
2013-08-26 06:40:29 PM

InmanRoshi: Kyosuke: InmanRoshi: kid_icarus: ManateeGag: We get it, you're not a little girl any more.  stop trying so hard.

You're getting to see what a little girl thinks an independent adult woman looks like. And It's ironic because she thinks she's breaking away from her "little girl" image but is actually only proving how immature she still is
.

You're seeing a 20 year old girl act like hundreds of thousands of other anonymous 20 year old girls act like at the club and spring break (particularly those who might just happen to have a few daddy issues).

This. Many sponsored high school dances have been neutered beyond recognition because 16 year olds cannot keep themselves from dancing like this.

I blame Chubby Checker


Spring Breaaaaaaaaaakkkk....Spring Break for evvvaaaaaaaaa....

I wasn't shocked or upset, or really concerned about her performance.  Big farking deal. I was more concerned about who thought it was a good idea to dress Thicke's kid like he just finished a shift at Foot Locker.

Terry Richardson's photo spread of Miley was all I needed to expect something like that at the VMAs.  We all knew it was coming, and everyone was ready to toss their faux outrage over it.  So predictable.
 
2013-08-26 10:42:56 PM
I haven't laughed so hard at a Fark thread in years.

Great work, gentlemen.   You were spectacular today.
 
2013-08-26 11:49:11 PM

imontheinternet: Miley's going the Christina Aguilera route.  She'll be slutty for a couple years, then put out some songs about people judging people and being beautiful on the inside, then reinvent herself as a slightly classier ex-slut.


THIS.     But remember, Xtina actually had some talent to fall back on too.
 
2013-08-27 12:48:41 AM
dat tongue. it looks like liverwurst loaf
 
2013-08-27 01:00:30 AM
She could have stayed on the Disney plantation and starred in the remake of Flubber, the remake of Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang, and the remake of Bedknobs and Broomsticks, and made like a billion dollars.

She will still make a ton of cash, but I put this route costing her 100-200 million over the course of her career. From a purely financial point of view, that is Michael Vick category stupid.
 
kab
2013-08-27 01:34:43 AM
What a hilariously bad state pop must be in if this is considered edgy or daring.

I'll check back in again in 10 years or so and see if anything's actually gotten interesting.  I suspect the answer will be 'no'.
 
2013-08-27 02:00:59 AM
Sweet Jesus, what an intolerable pig she is.
 
2013-08-27 02:57:20 AM
I didn't find this particularly scandalous at all. Can we say "manufactured controversy"?
 
2013-08-27 05:00:22 AM

AgtSmithReloaded: Seven hells, woman!  Put your tongue back in your mouth!


It makes her look like Gene Simmons having a stroke.
 
2013-08-27 08:26:35 AM

SevenizGud: She will still make a ton of cash, but I put this route costing her 100-200 million over the course of her career. From a purely financial point of view, that is Michael Vick category stupid.


She's worth 200m+ right now and her dad is worth another 250m.  I think she's gonna be okay.
 
2013-08-27 04:22:50 PM
Separated at birth:

1.bp.blogspot.comcdn.sheknows.com
 
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