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(Some Guy)   Raleigh, NC PD wants you to know that whoevereth broughteth 100 sausage biscuits to the poor shall goeth to jail. Enjoyeth thy stuffing   (lovewins.info) divider line 25
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2013-08-26 10:37:17 AM
4 votes:
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"...and then the nice policemen helped by passing out the free hot sauce..."
2013-08-26 07:38:22 AM
4 votes:
They should be arrested for bringing sausage & biscuits, but no gravy
2013-08-26 08:10:19 AM
3 votes:

cman: Also, this headline is farked up

You don't use "eth" with "Thou" (or, in this case, "thy"). You use "est"

"Enjoyest thy stuffing"


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2013-08-26 07:52:21 AM
3 votes:

ilikeracecars: Smoking GNU: Someone angling for a bribe would be my bet.

All they wanted was a sausage sandwich.


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Just one sausage sandwich. And she wouldn't give it to 'em.
2013-08-26 08:17:29 AM
2 votes:

Lee Jackson Beauregard: browser_snake: Moral outrage test:

You can't give those sausage biscuits to the homeless because:


1. There's a city ordinance against doing it in the park - OUTRAGE
2. Sausage biscuits are unhealthy and cause obesity - THIS IS OK
3. The biscuit dough is made from GMO wheat flour - APPLAUSE


1. Don't feed the homeless from my tax dollars.  Taxation is theft.  Let them rely on charities.
2. Don't let the charities feed the homeless.  They're icky and we don't want them around.
3. Let them bootstrap themselves into a job.
4. WHAR JOBS JERB CREATORS OBAMA WHAR?


This seemed relevant:

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2013-08-26 08:02:28 AM
2 votes:

Lee Jackson Beauregard: 4. WHAR JOBS JERB CREATORS OBAMA WHAR?


Typical liberal lack of understanding of basic math. If the number of homeless people goes down due to death, the unemployment rate goes down. Didn't they teach you elementary statistics in your African American Womyn's Studies class?
2013-08-26 07:42:53 AM
2 votes:

Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.


quite right... if we just make homelessness illegal, they will all go away.
2013-08-26 07:41:54 AM
2 votes:
Moral outrage test:

You can't give those sausage biscuits to the homeless because:
1. There's a city ordinance against doing it in the park - OUTRAGE
2. Sausage biscuits are unhealthy and cause obesity - THIS IS OK
3. The biscuit dough is made from GMO wheat flour - APPLAUSE
2013-08-26 07:34:32 AM
2 votes:

Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.


0/10, way too obvious
2013-08-26 10:38:11 AM
1 votes:

Copper Spork: Bit'O'Gristle: /You know what? fark that shiat. All the volunteers should have started handing out food and been arrested in mass. What would they do? Call in the state police? The national guard? Just because they were trying to feed a few folk? Any judge would have thrown that shiat out if they had been arrested. What a load of bullshiat.

I wonder how you'd feel if they were handing out ammunition to the poor (which is protected by the constitution) instead of food (which is not).


Now there's an idea. Start handing out loaded guns and ample spare ammunition to the homeless en masse. Magic. It'll make Republican heads explode.
2013-08-26 09:52:53 AM
1 votes:

Zeb Hesselgresser: Your out.


Lacking a fourth-grade education is no way to go through life, son.
2013-08-26 09:32:44 AM
1 votes:
"OK, fine. I'M GOING TO THROW THESE SANDWICHES AND COFFEE IN THOSE TRASH CANS!"

Homeless - *wink OK.

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2013-08-26 09:18:22 AM
1 votes:

Smackledorfer: farkmedown: I hope the jerks who pushed for this, all the way down to the line officers who enforced an illegal order, are held to account.

How do you know it was an illegal order? There are plenty of laws in various places restricting both food distribution and creating large disturbances with large numbers of people, sidewalk/street blocking, blocking entrances to buildings, potentially interfering with emergency services... you name it. (and no, I am not arguing in favor of them, I am saying they are laws passed by elected officials which are not unconstitutional).

As for holding line officers to account, do you believe they should be held to account in every instance in which something they do is found to unconstitutional?  Because as clear-cut as the average farker thinks the law is, we still see most surpreme court rulings split.  Are we truly going to hold cops to a higher standard of legal understanding than a supreme court judge? In a 5-4 decision that means 4 of them "got it wrong", and they have weeks to sit around and pontificate on things.  Cops have to decide at the time whether an action that is on the fence comes down on one side or the other.


Cops must strive to be paragons of virtue. Otherwise we have things like "legal" home invasions with SWAT and loss of all pets.
2013-08-26 09:17:01 AM
1 votes:

BummerDuck: Just like feeding Bears....Don't do it....The animals become dependent on your handouts.


Too bad they weren't all born with your dad. Then, they could just ask for a "loan".
2013-08-26 09:04:40 AM
1 votes:

Onkel Buck: There is one homeless lady who actually lives in the bushes like a Keebler elf. She sports the Nelly band-aid on her cheek too and guards her leafy lair with a baseball bat. She may have a right to be there, but she should really be in a hospital


Sylvan elf druid?  Leave her the hell alone.  She doesn't need a hospital; she can do her own healing.
2013-08-26 09:02:41 AM
1 votes:

Arkanaut


BummerDuck: Just like feeding Bears....Don't do it....The animals become dependent on your handouts.

If you keep feeding the homeless, they'll never learn to fly south for the winter.


And if you touch them, the mother will not let them back into the nest.
2013-08-26 08:53:12 AM
1 votes:

Onkel Buck: There is one homeless lady who actually lives in the bushes like a Keebler elf. She sports the Nelly band-aid on her cheek too and guards her leafy lair with a baseball bat. She may have a right to be there, but she should really be in a hospital


I have no idea why, the be nelly band aid part has me laughing harder than I should
2013-08-26 08:32:56 AM
1 votes:
100 sausage biscuits?

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2013-08-26 08:11:13 AM
1 votes:
If only there were some brave soul to jump over these homelesses on a skateboard.
2013-08-26 07:59:39 AM
1 votes:

browser_snake: Moral outrage test:

You can't give those sausage biscuits to the homeless because:
1. There's a city ordinance against doing it in the park - OUTRAGE
2. Sausage biscuits are unhealthy and cause obesity - THIS IS OK
3. The biscuit dough is made from GMO wheat flour - APPLAUSE


1. Don't feed the homeless from my tax dollars.  Taxation is theft.  Let them rely on charities.
2. Don't let the charities feed the homeless.  They're icky and we don't want them around.
3. Let them bootstrap themselves into a job.
4. WHAR JOBS JERB CREATORS OBAMA WHAR?
2013-08-26 07:57:09 AM
1 votes:
"If, per chance, a couple of dozen fresh Krispy Kremes found their way into the back of an unlocked squad car...well, perhaps we may have other duties to attend to Saturday morning."
2013-08-26 07:47:52 AM
1 votes:

ilikeracecars: Smoking GNU: Someone angling for a bribe would be my bet.

All they wanted was a sausage sandwich.


Obviously, they forgot to bring donuts.
2013-08-26 07:44:09 AM
1 votes:
You know the best bit? the fat coont of a police officer standing there with his morning coffee in a huge cup telling homeless people to starve. And not seeing the slightest bit of shame in it.
2013-08-26 07:42:38 AM
1 votes:
Cops have really become farking stupid. They used to just be dicks, now they are stupid farking dicks.
2013-08-26 07:39:23 AM
1 votes:
Just like feeding Bears....Don't do it....The animals become dependent on your handouts.
 
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