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(Some Guy)   Raleigh, NC PD wants you to know that whoevereth broughteth 100 sausage biscuits to the poor shall goeth to jail. Enjoyeth thy stuffing   (lovewins.info) divider line 134
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2013-08-26 07:27:11 AM
Our mayor, Nancy McFarlane, is meeting today with the PD and the homeless assistance groups to find out wtf was going on; she doesn't recall there being an ordinance against feeding the homeless in that park, considering it's been done for months previously with no problems.
 
2013-08-26 07:32:23 AM
I'm not condoning the police behavior, but is there a chance they don't want the homeless congregating in that area waiting for a free meal, or is that a spot in Raleigh where there are already a large amount of homeless?
 
2013-08-26 07:32:31 AM
Someone angling for a bribe would be my bet.
 
2013-08-26 07:33:00 AM
How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.
 
2013-08-26 07:33:38 AM

Smoking GNU: Someone angling for a bribe would be my bet.


All they wanted was a sausage sandwich.
 
2013-08-26 07:33:57 AM
You would think after before that wonderfully detailed blog post and account, someone would have used that thing called the internet to look up the city's ordinances, instead of just complaining that they didn't know what laws they may or may not have been breaking.
 
2013-08-26 07:34:32 AM

Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.


0/10, way too obvious
 
2013-08-26 07:34:38 AM
Everybody laughed when the police flexed their authority to break up #occupy. Not so fun when it's your group being targeted unfairly.
 
2013-08-26 07:34:48 AM
Looks like the stoopid in North Carolina has spread to the blue areas too.
 
2013-08-26 07:38:22 AM
They should be arrested for bringing sausage & biscuits, but no gravy
 
2013-08-26 07:39:23 AM
Just like feeding Bears....Don't do it....The animals become dependent on your handouts.
 
2013-08-26 07:39:41 AM

Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.


Strike One:  People vs. Rats and Seagulls?
Strike Two:  Public Health Issue?  -  " . . .  as long as we did not block the sidewalk and cleaned up after ourselves. We have operated, unmolested, under this assumption for the last six years."
Strike Three:  beaviour (sic).

Your out.
 
2013-08-26 07:41:54 AM
Moral outrage test:

You can't give those sausage biscuits to the homeless because:
1. There's a city ordinance against doing it in the park - OUTRAGE
2. Sausage biscuits are unhealthy and cause obesity - THIS IS OK
3. The biscuit dough is made from GMO wheat flour - APPLAUSE
 
2013-08-26 07:42:38 AM
Cops have really become farking stupid. They used to just be dicks, now they are stupid farking dicks.
 
2013-08-26 07:42:53 AM

Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.


quite right... if we just make homelessness illegal, they will all go away.
 
2013-08-26 07:44:09 AM
You know the best bit? the fat coont of a police officer standing there with his morning coffee in a huge cup telling homeless people to starve. And not seeing the slightest bit of shame in it.
 
2013-08-26 07:44:12 AM
Some rich Nimby complained, so the police intervened
 
2013-08-26 07:44:19 AM
Now, I know that I don't have it in me to be a cop (not just because I am out of shape because those photos clearly show that wouldn't hold me back), but I don't think any job would ever allow me to suspend my humanity to stand, with hot coffee IN MY HAND and tell 100 homeless and hungry people they couldn't have the hot coffee and food that is available to them.

I would have taken my chances and handed it out.
 
2013-08-26 07:45:28 AM

mccallcl: Everybody laughed when the police flexed their authority to break up #occupy. Not so fun when it's your group being targeted unfairly.


There's nothing unfair about getting rid of a bunch of idiots who actually have places to go home to.  Get over it.
 
2013-08-26 07:45:50 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.

Strike One:  People vs. Rats and Seagulls?
Strike Two:  Public Health Issue?  -  " . . .  as long as we did not block the sidewalk and cleaned up after ourselves. We have operated, unmolested, under this assumption for the last six years."
Strike Three:  beaviour (sic).

Your out.


Nope, not out, you balked.
 
2013-08-26 07:46:36 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.

Strike One:  People vs. Rats and Seagulls?
Strike Two:  Public Health Issue?  -  " . . .  as long as we did not block the sidewalk and cleaned up after ourselves. We have operated, unmolested, under this assumption for the last six years."
Strike Three:  beaviour (sic).

Your out.




Your out, what?
 
2013-08-26 07:47:34 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.

...
Strike Three:  beaviour (sic).

Your out.


Oh the iron knee!
 
2013-08-26 07:47:52 AM

ilikeracecars: Smoking GNU: Someone angling for a bribe would be my bet.

All they wanted was a sausage sandwich.


Obviously, they forgot to bring donuts.
 
2013-08-26 07:47:53 AM
On the bright side we have religious people in NC that aren't all "fark the poor". Even this atheist can get behind feeding poor people coffee and biscuits.
 
2013-08-26 07:49:38 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.

Strike One:  People vs. Rats and Seagulls?
Strike Two:  Public Health Issue?  -  " . . .  as long as we did not block the sidewalk and cleaned up after ourselves. We have operated, unmolested, under this assumption for the last six years."
Strike Three:  beaviour (sic).

Your
[sic] out.


You go through all the trouble of (sic)ing a spelling mistake that isn't even there? Drunk on a Monday morning? Or still drunk from Sunday night?
 
2013-08-26 07:50:42 AM
The state does not like to look ridiculous. The statists on Fark do not like it either.
 
2013-08-26 07:52:14 AM
99% sure this directive will be traced back to the teabagger governor's mansion a few blocks away. Just watch.
 
2013-08-26 07:52:21 AM

ilikeracecars: Smoking GNU: Someone angling for a bribe would be my bet.

All they wanted was a sausage sandwich.


img266.imageshack.us

Just one sausage sandwich. And she wouldn't give it to 'em.
 
2013-08-26 07:53:22 AM

mccallcl: Everybody laughed when the police flexed their authority to break up #occupy. Not so fun when it's your group being targeted unfairly.


Unlike this group, Occupy was ridden with drug dealers, thieves and rapists.
 
2013-08-26 07:53:26 AM
We might already need a Followup for this one:

According to their Facebook page:  https://www.facebook.com/LoveWinsMinistries and the FB page for the Mayor of Raleigh:  https://www.facebook.com/NancyMcFarlaneForMayor/posts/714623581898165  . . .this decision was NOT made by the Mayor or City Council or in response to any city ordinance that the Mayor knew about, and nobody should be getting arrested for this.

In other words, the city government is saying it wasn't them, and it's looking like an overzealous police officer (or police supervisor who sent the officers out) who was looking at making up his own rules and breaking this up even though there was no explicit law/regulation against it. . .that or because of massive PR backlash the Mayor decided to disavow all knowledge of this plan to shoo out the homeless by ending the feeding, and since there was nothing in writing with her giving the order and it didn't directly violate a city ordinance, somebody at the Raleigh PD is going to be taking the fall for this.
 
2013-08-26 07:53:57 AM
70 PEOPLE in the city without bootstraps?!?
 
2013-08-26 07:55:27 AM
 
2013-08-26 07:56:07 AM
 
2013-08-26 07:57:09 AM
"If, per chance, a couple of dozen fresh Krispy Kremes found their way into the back of an unlocked squad car...well, perhaps we may have other duties to attend to Saturday morning."
 
2013-08-26 07:59:37 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: quite right... if we just make homelessness illegal, they will all go away.


It's illegal to provide material support to terrorists. It doesn't end terrorism, but it does substantially reduce it.
 
2013-08-26 07:59:39 AM

browser_snake: Moral outrage test:

You can't give those sausage biscuits to the homeless because:
1. There's a city ordinance against doing it in the park - OUTRAGE
2. Sausage biscuits are unhealthy and cause obesity - THIS IS OK
3. The biscuit dough is made from GMO wheat flour - APPLAUSE


1. Don't feed the homeless from my tax dollars.  Taxation is theft.  Let them rely on charities.
2. Don't let the charities feed the homeless.  They're icky and we don't want them around.
3. Let them bootstrap themselves into a job.
4. WHAR JOBS JERB CREATORS OBAMA WHAR?
 
2013-08-26 08:00:23 AM

Nemo's Brother: mccallcl: Everybody laughed when the police flexed their authority to break up #occupy. Not so fun when it's your group being targeted unfairly.

Unlike this group, Occupy was ridden with drug dealers, thieves and rapists.


Thieving and raping is BANKER turf, and don't you forget it.
 
2013-08-26 08:01:35 AM

Copper Spork: HindiDiscoMonster: quite right... if we just make homelessness illegal, they will all go away.

It's illegal to provide material support to terrorists. It doesn't end terrorism, but it does substantially reduce it.


you are either posting in the wrong thread or that is the best troll correlation I have seen in a very long time... although I suppose you could have had the lasagna too.
 
2013-08-26 08:02:28 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: 4. WHAR JOBS JERB CREATORS OBAMA WHAR?


Typical liberal lack of understanding of basic math. If the number of homeless people goes down due to death, the unemployment rate goes down. Didn't they teach you elementary statistics in your African American Womyn's Studies class?
 
2013-08-26 08:04:18 AM

ilikeracecars: I'm not condoning the police behavior, but is there a chance they don't want the homeless congregating in that area waiting for a free meal, or is that a spot in Raleigh where there are already a large amount of homeless?


Moore Square downtown is the most well-known place in Raleigh where homeless people congregate.

I doubt the mayor had a thing to do with it; more likely a Raleigh PD thing.  Though I'm sure it pleases the governor greatly, I doubt he had anything to do with it either.  It's just yet more "I've got mine, so fark you".

Pissing on the poor is practically the national pastime for these oh-so-christian scumbags.
 
2013-08-26 08:04:40 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Zeb Hesselgresser: Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.

Strike One:  People vs. Rats and Seagulls?
Strike Two:  Public Health Issue?  -  " . . .  as long as we did not block the sidewalk and cleaned up after ourselves. We have operated, unmolested, under this assumption for the last six years."
Strike Three:  beaviour (sic).

Your[sic] out.

You go through all the trouble of (sic)ing a spelling mistake that isn't even there? Drunk on a Monday morning? Or still drunk from Sunday night?

 
2013-08-26 08:05:17 AM
Dammit, image got ganked.

Was supposed to be "Why Not Both?"
 
2013-08-26 08:05:34 AM

browser_snake: GMO


Thou hast lost all credibility
 
2013-08-26 08:06:31 AM
i55.photobucket.com

@#!~%&*&#
 
2013-08-26 08:07:15 AM
Also, this headline is farked up

You don't use "eth" with "Thou" (or, in this case, "thy"). You use "est"

"Enjoyest thy stuffing"
 
2013-08-26 08:10:19 AM

cman: Also, this headline is farked up

You don't use "eth" with "Thou" (or, in this case, "thy"). You use "est"

"Enjoyest thy stuffing"


www.online-inquirer.com
 
2013-08-26 08:11:13 AM
If only there were some brave soul to jump over these homelesses on a skateboard.
 
2013-08-26 08:11:34 AM

Certainly You Jest: Pissing on the poor is practically the national pastime for these oh-so-christian scumbags.


Is there a condo development around there? Can't have poor people hanging around getting in the way of the revenue stream for realtors, inspectors, banks, notaries/lawyers, school boards and municipal taxes. Not to mention crooked construction companies.

God damn I hate real estate.
 
2013-08-26 08:13:12 AM

LeoffDaGrate: You would think after before that wonderfully detailed blog post and account, someone would have used that thing called the internet to look up the city's ordinances, instead of just complaining that they didn't know what laws they may or may not have been breaking.


1/10.

You would think that if the church folks were truly committed to their charity, they would have proceeded to hand out the food, consequences be damned.

But, no: Suzie Saint and Bob Baptist didn't want to go to jail over 100 biscuits and coffee.

Oh Rosa Parks: where art thou?
 
2013-08-26 08:13:35 AM
None of these bleeding hearts ever biatched about them kicking the homeless out of Moore Sqaure park for the day so their families could enjoy the free concerts bum free during Downtown Live.

/Worked the shows as event security and bum wrangler
 
2013-08-26 08:14:51 AM

Bendal: Our mayor, Nancy McFarlane, is meeting today with the PD and the homeless assistance groups to find out wtf was going on; she doesn't recall there being an ordinance against feeding the homeless in that park, considering it's been done for months previously with no problems.


The churches have done this for six years without problem from the police.

I highly doubt it was a decision by the police at all, much less the actual ones showing up to enforce it.

By all means go off about 'just following orders' or whatever, but this is an issue with lazy voters putting assholes in charge. If people spent half the time they waste biatching about pigs and devoted it to political activism we would be in a much better place.
 
2013-08-26 08:15:07 AM

Nemo's Brother: Unlike this group, Occupy was ridden with drug dealers, thieves and rapists.


3/10

Cmon man, make an effort at least
 
2013-08-26 08:17:01 AM

ur14me: LeoffDaGrate: You would think after before that wonderfully detailed blog post and account, someone would have used that thing called the internet to look up the city's ordinances, instead of just complaining that they didn't know what laws they may or may not have been breaking.

1/10.

You would think that if the church folks were truly committed to their charity, they would have proceeded to hand out the food, consequences be damned.

But, no: Suzie Saint and Bob Baptist didn't want to go to jail over 100 biscuits and coffee.

Oh Rosa Parks: where art thou?


I was surprised they didn't.

But I won't say they don't care about the homeless because they wouldn't get arrested.
 
2013-08-26 08:17:29 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: browser_snake: Moral outrage test:

You can't give those sausage biscuits to the homeless because:


1. There's a city ordinance against doing it in the park - OUTRAGE
2. Sausage biscuits are unhealthy and cause obesity - THIS IS OK
3. The biscuit dough is made from GMO wheat flour - APPLAUSE


1. Don't feed the homeless from my tax dollars.  Taxation is theft.  Let them rely on charities.
2. Don't let the charities feed the homeless.  They're icky and we don't want them around.
3. Let them bootstrap themselves into a job.
4. WHAR JOBS JERB CREATORS OBAMA WHAR?


This seemed relevant:

imvotingteaparty.com
 
2013-08-26 08:23:18 AM

Copper Spork: HindiDiscoMonster: quite right... if we just make homelessness illegal, they will all go away.

It's illegal to provide material support to terrorists. It doesn't end terrorism, but it does substantially reduce it.


oh great, yet another troll.

Has there been a heatwave in the US lately, cause it seems these are breeding like flies in the past few weeks.
 
2013-08-26 08:28:10 AM
Jeebus didn't say nothing about feeding the hungry.

/loves me some old timey religion
 
2013-08-26 08:32:10 AM

Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.


RTFA  ; they clean up after themselves
 
2013-08-26 08:32:56 AM
100 sausage biscuits?

cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-08-26 08:33:56 AM

Bendal: Our mayor, Nancy McFarlane, is meeting today with the PD and the homeless assistance groups to find out wtf was going on; she doesn't recall there being an ordinance against feeding the homeless in that park, considering it's been done for months previously with no problems.


I hope the jerks who pushed for this, all the way down to the line officers who enforced an illegal order, are held to account.
 
2013-08-26 08:34:10 AM

BummerDuck: Just like feeding Bears....Don't do it....The animals become dependent on your handouts.


just like any nimby anyone poorer than you is an animal
 
2013-08-26 08:34:51 AM
Our partner church brought 100 sausage biscuits and large amounts of coffee. We asked the officers for permission to disperse the biscuits to the over 70 people who had lined up, waiting to eat. They said no. I had to face those who were waiting and tell them that I could not feed them, or I would be arrested.

/You know what? fark that shiat. All the volunteers should have started handing out food and been arrested in mass. What would they do? Call in the state police? The national guard? Just because they were trying to feed a few folk? Any judge would have thrown that shiat out if they had been arrested. What a load of bullshiat.
 
2013-08-26 08:35:15 AM

cajunns: RTFA ; they clean up after themselves


What, homeless people? Not in my experience. They leave their trash lying around, poop on doorsteps and don't dispose of their needles properly.
 
2013-08-26 08:38:34 AM

cajunns: Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.

RTFA  ; they clean up after themselves


Well, in all fairness, that was the organizers. They clean up after themselves. But what about the 100 homeless people? Dropping crumbs everywhere (which, ironically, draw rats and pigeons/seagulls!), throwing wrappers and coffee cups on the ground, etc. For all we know the neighbors nearby complained because of the mess, and the cops finally had enough.
 
2013-08-26 08:39:13 AM

Bendal: Our mayor, Nancy McFarlane, is meeting today with the PD and the homeless assistance groups to find out wtf was going on; she doesn't recall there being an ordinance against feeding the homeless in that park, considering it's been done for months previously with no problems.


It won't be an "ordinance against feeding the homeless in the park"  If any arrests are made it will be for something like not having a permit for park use, or causing a disturbance on public property, or blocking the sidewalk and right of way.

Between things like this, the cops in NYC whining about not being able to keep doing unconstitutional searches, and the one cop whining that he can't patrol his "sector" without a machine gun because the suburbs are a war zone just like Afghanistan, it gets harder to convince myself that cop hate is irrational and childish.
 
2013-08-26 08:42:13 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: /You know what? fark that shiat. All the volunteers should have started handing out food and been arrested in mass. What would they do? Call in the state police? The national guard? Just because they were trying to feed a few folk? Any judge would have thrown that shiat out if they had been arrested. What a load of bullshiat.


I wonder how you'd feel if they were handing out ammunition to the poor (which is protected by the constitution) instead of food (which is not).
 
2013-08-26 08:42:54 AM

Copper Spork: Bit'O'Gristle: /You know what? fark that shiat. All the volunteers should have started handing out food and been arrested in mass. What would they do? Call in the state police? The national guard? Just because they were trying to feed a few folk? Any judge would have thrown that shiat out if they had been arrested. What a load of bullshiat.

I wonder how you'd feel if they were handing out ammunition to the poor (which is protected by the constitution) instead of food (which is not).


/Seriously? thats what youre bringing to the table? Facepalm..you can do better than that.
 
2013-08-26 08:43:24 AM

ilikeracecars: I'm not condoning the police behavior, but is there a chance they don't want the homeless congregating in that area waiting for a free meal, or is that a spot in Raleigh where there are already a large amount of homeless?


The homeless have as much right to be there as anyone.
 
2013-08-26 08:46:24 AM

Lost Thought 00: Some rich Nimby complained, so the police intervened


Winner.
 
2013-08-26 08:48:24 AM

farkmedown: I hope the jerks who pushed for this, all the way down to the line officers who enforced an illegal order, are held to account.


How do you know it was an illegal order? There are plenty of laws in various places restricting both food distribution and creating large disturbances with large numbers of people, sidewalk/street blocking, blocking entrances to buildings, potentially interfering with emergency services... you name it. (and no, I am not arguing in favor of them, I am saying they are laws passed by elected officials which are not unconstitutional).

As for holding line officers to account, do you believe they should be held to account in every instance in which something they do is found to unconstitutional?  Because as clear-cut as the average farker thinks the law is, we still see most surpreme court rulings split.  Are we truly going to hold cops to a higher standard of legal understanding than a supreme court judge? In a 5-4 decision that means 4 of them "got it wrong", and they have weeks to sit around and pontificate on things.  Cops have to decide at the time whether an action that is on the fence comes down on one side or the other.
 
2013-08-26 08:49:10 AM

ilikeracecars: I'm not condoning the police behavior, but is there a chance they don't want the homeless congregating in that area waiting for a free meal, or is that a spot in Raleigh where there are already a large amount of homeless?


Same thing happens in our city. The church wants to use the public park to hand out food, (because handing it out at their church would attract homeless people to the church?)

Meanwhile, a few blocks away, there is an actual homeless shelter. It is crowded, and there is not much parking, but you can deliver meals there without breaking any laws.

Don't know about North Carolina, but I assume they have homeless shelters?
 
2013-08-26 08:50:07 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: ilikeracecars: I'm not condoning the police behavior, but is there a chance they don't want the homeless congregating in that area waiting for a free meal, or is that a spot in Raleigh where there are already a large amount of homeless?

The homeless have as much right to be there as anyone.


There is one homeless lady who actually lives in the bushes like a Keebler elf. She sports the Nelly band-aid on her cheek too and guards her leafy lair with a baseball bat. She may have a right to be there, but she should really be in a hospital
 
2013-08-26 08:50:33 AM
All the farki hate for this group cannot be because they're helping the poor; it must be because they're affiliated with churches
 
2013-08-26 08:50:36 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: /You know what? fark that shiat. All the volunteers should have started handing out food and been arrested in mass. What would they do? Call in the state police? The national guard? Just because they were trying to feed a few folk? Any judge would have thrown that shiat out if they had been arrested. What a load of bullshiat.


70 people came to eat.  How many volunteers do you think they brought to pass out 100 cups of coffee and 100 sausage biscuits?

I'm sure cops could handily arrest the five people or so who showed up with the food.  I'm also sure that even if those volunteers wanted to protest the injust laws, the correct response is to allow yourself to be arrested and not to resist.  No need to call in the national guard.
 
2013-08-26 08:53:12 AM

Onkel Buck: There is one homeless lady who actually lives in the bushes like a Keebler elf. She sports the Nelly band-aid on her cheek too and guards her leafy lair with a baseball bat. She may have a right to be there, but she should really be in a hospital


I have no idea why, the be nelly band aid part has me laughing harder than I should
 
2013-08-26 08:55:15 AM

Certainly You Jest: ilikeracecars: I'm not condoning the police behavior, but is there a chance they don't want the homeless congregating in that area waiting for a free meal, or is that a spot in Raleigh where there are already a large amount of homeless?

Moore Square downtown is the most well-known place in Raleigh where homeless people congregate.

I doubt the mayor had a thing to do with it; more likely a Raleigh PD thing.  Though I'm sure it pleases the governor greatly, I doubt he had anything to do with it either.  It's just yet more "I've got mine, so fark you".

Pissing on the poor is practically the national pastime for these oh-so-christian scumbags.


It was Christians feeding the poor, but don't let the facts get in the way of your hate. Feel the hate flow through you!

Troll the PD and Politicians regarding this but being Christian had nothing to do with it, so knock it off.
 
2013-08-26 08:58:01 AM
My church has one of the food trucks that you normally associate with construction sites that sells sandwiches, some hot items and soda.  Well, we do just that but we don't sell it, and we go feed homeless and hungry people.  We give away socks and gloves in the winter etc.  We had to get a permit from the very liberal city of Minneapolis to operate there.  We could not state that we are feeding or caring or providing for the "homeless",  had we used that term we would have been denied a permit to operate.  The city doesn't want to acknowledge the homeless and officially the city doesn't refer to those who live under the bridges as homeless. In fact MPLS discourages us from using that most accurate term when the press asks us for reports on our mission.  By the way, we don't preach or teach out there either. We just provide help.
 
2013-08-26 08:59:23 AM

BummerDuck: Just like feeding Bears....Don't do it....The animals become dependent on your handouts.


If you keep feeding the homeless, they'll never learn to fly south for the winter.
 
2013-08-26 09:02:41 AM

Arkanaut


BummerDuck: Just like feeding Bears....Don't do it....The animals become dependent on your handouts.

If you keep feeding the homeless, they'll never learn to fly south for the winter.


And if you touch them, the mother will not let them back into the nest.
 
2013-08-26 09:04:40 AM

Onkel Buck: There is one homeless lady who actually lives in the bushes like a Keebler elf. She sports the Nelly band-aid on her cheek too and guards her leafy lair with a baseball bat. She may have a right to be there, but she should really be in a hospital


Sylvan elf druid?  Leave her the hell alone.  She doesn't need a hospital; she can do her own healing.
 
2013-08-26 09:07:19 AM

Copper Spork: Bit'O'Gristle: /You know what? fark that shiat. All the volunteers should have started handing out food and been arrested in mass. What would they do? Call in the state police? The national guard? Just because they were trying to feed a few folk? Any judge would have thrown that shiat out if they had been arrested. What a load of bullshiat.

I wonder how you'd feel if they were handing out ammunition to the poor (which is protected by the constitution) instead of food (which is not).


i like that idea
 
2013-08-26 09:10:44 AM

HighlanderRPI: They should be arrested for bringing sausage & biscuits, but no gravy


This
 
2013-08-26 09:17:01 AM

BummerDuck: Just like feeding Bears....Don't do it....The animals become dependent on your handouts.


Too bad they weren't all born with your dad. Then, they could just ask for a "loan".
 
2013-08-26 09:18:22 AM

Smackledorfer: farkmedown: I hope the jerks who pushed for this, all the way down to the line officers who enforced an illegal order, are held to account.

How do you know it was an illegal order? There are plenty of laws in various places restricting both food distribution and creating large disturbances with large numbers of people, sidewalk/street blocking, blocking entrances to buildings, potentially interfering with emergency services... you name it. (and no, I am not arguing in favor of them, I am saying they are laws passed by elected officials which are not unconstitutional).

As for holding line officers to account, do you believe they should be held to account in every instance in which something they do is found to unconstitutional?  Because as clear-cut as the average farker thinks the law is, we still see most surpreme court rulings split.  Are we truly going to hold cops to a higher standard of legal understanding than a supreme court judge? In a 5-4 decision that means 4 of them "got it wrong", and they have weeks to sit around and pontificate on things.  Cops have to decide at the time whether an action that is on the fence comes down on one side or the other.


Cops must strive to be paragons of virtue. Otherwise we have things like "legal" home invasions with SWAT and loss of all pets.
 
2013-08-26 09:32:31 AM

ilikeracecars: I'm not condoning the police behavior, but is there a chance they don't want the homeless congregating in that area waiting for a free meal, or is that a spot in Raleigh where there are already a large amount of homeless?


So, no right to peacefully assemble if you're hungry and poor?
 
2013-08-26 09:32:44 AM
"OK, fine. I'M GOING TO THROW THESE SANDWICHES AND COFFEE IN THOSE TRASH CANS!"

Homeless - *wink OK.

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2013-08-26 09:44:16 AM

farkmedown: Cops must strive to be paragons of virtue


I don't know about "paragons of virtue", but they should certainly strive to do what's right.  That said I suggest you take your blinders off and realize that not everyone agrees on what is right.  At this point I personally feel that police should be serving the will of the people first, and their personal morality second.

The problem with doing it any other way is that if cops have the same views, on average, as the population they serve, then for every cop who chooses to put his personal views first and not follow a particular law there will probably be a cop who will do the opposite and feel it should be even more strongly enforced - perhaps they won't actually break the law in order to reach that point of extra-enforcement (though judging by how many cops break the law now, I rather doubt we can make that assumption) but they will certainly be willing to throw policy aside.

All a policy of "cops should do what they want, not what they are told" will result in is cops on average doing what the population wants, while adding a huge amount of variability to enforcement.  That is bad for both citizens and cops.  That policy is also what leads, imo, so many cops to break the law in order to get the bad guy.  No, I don't want them making those decisions.

farkmedown: we have things like "legal" home invasions with SWAT and loss of all pets.


Well, there are legal home invasions, and justifiable killing of pets, and then there are cops who will stretch the truth and lie in order to follow their personal morality, leading to a "legal" home invasion and a loss of pets.

And, I should probably remind you, that the average cop is probably more authoritarian than the average citizen simply by way of the volunteer nature of joining the police force.  But if you think telling those people (who I do believe joined up with the intent to do good, fwiw) they should follow their hearts, don't be surprised with what you get. The guy who tases someone for damn-near nothing probably thinks the subject deserves it - I don't want the guy with the taser going off his own morality on that one.
 
2013-08-26 09:46:26 AM

BummerDuck: Just like feeding Bears....Don't do it....The animals become dependent on your handouts.


And if they get agressive the Cops just shoot them.
 
2013-08-26 09:50:26 AM

CRtwenty: Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.

0/10, way too obvious


My thoughts exactly.
 
2013-08-26 09:50:38 AM

farkmedown: I hope the jerks who pushed for this, all the way down to the line officers who enforced an illegal order, are held to account.


They should make them feed the homeless.
 
2013-08-26 09:52:53 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Your out.


Lacking a fourth-grade education is no way to go through life, son.
 
2013-08-26 09:55:06 AM
Public pressure should fix this accordingly. Direct your rage to the Mayor and watch how fast those biscuits get handed back out...
 
2013-08-26 09:56:04 AM

flynn80: farkmedown: I hope the jerks who pushed for this, all the way down to the line officers who enforced an illegal order, are held to account.

They should make them feed the homeless.


Now that is not a bad way to punish police who make the wrong call regarding things like 4th amendment protections.  Community service.  Get them closer to their community and have them learn not to make the same mistakes twice without having a punishment high enough that they lie to avoid the firing that so many people would call for.

In the case of police farking up, there are usually only a couple outcomes: one is that they get fired and sued, the other is that they get virtually no punishment at all.  The former happening because the punishments for a cop screwing up and it being proven are quite high, while the latter occurs because obviously if the cop's screwup isn't proven then you cannot really penalize them.  I suspect a lower bar for the punishment-if-proven would result in a weaker thin blue line because you wouldn't be worried that your coworker of ten years loses his house and everything else over a mistake.
 
2013-08-26 09:56:07 AM
Christians doing something good. Mark this one down.
 
2013-08-26 09:56:12 AM

Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.


A local town used to have city-wide pigeon shoots.  I imagine that gives you what you think is a good idea.
 
2013-08-26 09:57:48 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: 100 sausage biscuits?

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And you just KNOW that I read that, out loud, in CBG's voice.

God bless Hank Azaria.
 
2013-08-26 09:58:03 AM
The homeless have been hanging out in that park and around the nearby bus station for years. People have been coming out on weekends to feed them for years as well. I'm going to have to with the bagger Governor theory as to why it's a problem all of a sudden. Breathing while not rich, white and Republican will soon be against the law in NC.
 
2013-08-26 09:59:25 AM

Smackledorfer: flynn80: farkmedown: I hope the jerks who pushed for this, all the way down to the line officers who enforced an illegal order, are held to account.

They should make them feed the homeless.

Now that is not a bad way to punish police who make the wrong call regarding things like 4th amendment protections.  Community service.  Get them closer to their community and have them learn not to make the same mistakes twice without having a punishment high enough that they lie to avoid the firing that so many people would call for.

In the case of police farking up, there are usually only a couple outcomes: one is that they get fired and sued, the other is that they get virtually no punishment at all.  The former happening because the punishments for a cop screwing up and it being proven are quite high, while the latter occurs because obviously if the cop's screwup isn't proven then you cannot really penalize them.  I suspect a lower bar for the punishment-if-proven would result in a weaker thin blue line because you wouldn't be worried that your coworker of ten years loses his house and everything else over a mistake.


Incompetence begets more incompetence.

Do you know how difficult it is to fire a municipal employee? Its damn near impossible unless if they commit a major crime. Anything else and its early retirement.
 
2013-08-26 09:59:26 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Onkel Buck: There is one homeless lady who actually lives in the bushes like a Keebler elf. She sports the Nelly band-aid on her cheek too and guards her leafy lair with a baseball bat. She may have a right to be there, but she should really be in a hospital

I have no idea why, the be nelly band aid part has me laughing harder than I should


I was laughing at the Keebler elf reference.

/cookies, we have them.
 
2013-08-26 10:00:11 AM

doubled99: Christians doing something good. Mark this one down.


Lots of christians do good things.  My problem with religions as a whole is that I suspect that those who do the good acts would do them regardless of the religion, and would do them more efficiently if there wasn't a religious trapping slapped on top of the money they donate (I'm looking at you gigantic catholic church).

I think you can convince people to do good without using a fairy tale, but I think that once people believe in the fairy tale whole-heartedly then said tale can be a way to trick them into doing bad, like hating gays.
 
2013-08-26 10:02:49 AM

Smoking GNU: Copper Spork: HindiDiscoMonster: quite right... if we just make homelessness illegal, they will all go away.

It's illegal to provide material support to terrorists. It doesn't end terrorism, but it does substantially reduce it.

oh great, yet another troll.

Has there been a heatwave in the US lately, cause it seems these are breeding like flies in the past few weeks.




Knock of the trolling.
 
2013-08-26 10:04:02 AM
As usual no good deed will go unpunished , unless someone gets there $$$ !
 
2013-08-26 10:17:33 AM

jakrabit: HighlanderRPI: They should be arrested for bringing sausage & biscuits, but no gravy

This


Heathens!

Sausage, peppers, and onions, or sausage and pancakes.

Anything else and you might as well be sucking Satan's cock.
 
2013-08-26 10:19:50 AM
Just go ahead and feed them and get arrested. BFD.

You're going to let some tin-badge asshole stop you when he can't even specify the ordinance that supposedly bans the practice?

fark him and talk to a judge.
 
2013-08-26 10:26:08 AM

Pardon Me Sultan: Just go ahead and feed them and get arrested. BFD.

You're going to let some tin-badge asshole stop you when he can't even specify the ordinance that supposedly bans the practice?

fark him and talk to a judge.




Strip search and a look in your vag and/or anal cavity is just one donation away. Be sure not to resist. You can die from that.
 
2013-08-26 10:26:56 AM

Bendal: Our mayor, Nancy McFarlane, is meeting today with the PD and the homeless assistance groups to find out wtf was going on; she doesn't recall there being an ordinance against feeding the homeless in that park, considering it's been done for months previously with no problems.


Man up, Nancy.
 
2013-08-26 10:31:30 AM
That'll teach that "Christian" to attempt to emulate Christ.

Unless you're fighting the gay menace, you may as well be a Muslim round these parts.
 
2013-08-26 10:34:08 AM
"Our partner church brought 100 sausage biscuits "

If only someone had a location which was not a public park...
 
2013-08-26 10:34:21 AM

StoPPeRmobile: jakrabit: HighlanderRPI: They should be arrested for bringing sausage & biscuits, but no gravy

This

Heathens!

Sausage, peppers, and onions, or sausage and pancakes.

Anything else and you might as well be sucking Satan's cock.


If eating sausage gravy is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
2013-08-26 10:36:18 AM

WelldeadLink: "Our partner church brought 100 sausage biscuits "

If only someone had a location which was not a public park...


Like in a nearby church? :)

Through a food bank or soup kitchen?
Unthinkable.
 
2013-08-26 10:37:17 AM
news.kron4.com

"...and then the nice policemen helped by passing out the free hot sauce..."
 
2013-08-26 10:38:11 AM

Copper Spork: Bit'O'Gristle: /You know what? fark that shiat. All the volunteers should have started handing out food and been arrested in mass. What would they do? Call in the state police? The national guard? Just because they were trying to feed a few folk? Any judge would have thrown that shiat out if they had been arrested. What a load of bullshiat.

I wonder how you'd feel if they were handing out ammunition to the poor (which is protected by the constitution) instead of food (which is not).


Now there's an idea. Start handing out loaded guns and ample spare ammunition to the homeless en masse. Magic. It'll make Republican heads explode.
 
2013-08-26 10:38:18 AM

doubled99: Christians doing something good. Mark this one down.


As an atheist, I must say you are way, way off-base with that remark.
 
2013-08-26 10:45:59 AM

Gordon Bennett: Copper Spork: Bit'O'Gristle: /You know what? fark that shiat. All the volunteers should have started handing out food and been arrested in mass. What would they do? Call in the state police? The national guard? Just because they were trying to feed a few folk? Any judge would have thrown that shiat out if they had been arrested. What a load of bullshiat.

I wonder how you'd feel if they were handing out ammunition to the poor (which is protected by the constitution) instead of food (which is not).

Now there's an idea. Start handing out loaded guns and ample spare ammunition to the homeless en masse. Magic. It'll make Republican heads explode.


Wasn't there some libertarian guy actually doing that a while back?  It may have been toy guns, and I'm pretty sure it was in some ghetto; but everyone got up in arms about it.
 
2013-08-26 10:46:15 AM
This happens all the time.  People think that because what they're doing is good, or more commonly, because they have a religious motivation, they're exempt from laws.

The fact of the matter is that there are laws about these sorts of situations in almost every municipality, and they're almost all regarding public safety.  You don't even need a mayor or city council to declare them a criminal target - they're already breaking the law, it's just been overlooked, probably because they're religious in nature, and only recently has it become so large that it could be problematic.

If you look though, it's likely you'll find laws regarding:
  - Providing notice to, and getting permission from whichever office manages the parks for a large organized congregation, or handles trash removal.
  - Providing notice to, and getting permission from the police, to manage right of way and traffic issues
  - Providing food to large groups of people in a public event (as opposed to private) requires food safety inspections, as well as those handling food following certain regulations to ensure the food is safe to eat.
  - If it's a certain size, and food is being provided, the organizers are required to provide toilets and other facilities, you can't just expect local businesses to front them - or let them go in public.
 The thing is, in almost all of these situations, the city has offered to work with the groups, to get them the permits they need, to fast-track any inspections etc, at either no, or reduced cost.  The group Food not Bombs is notorious for actually attempting to get arrested; in one case even ripping up a permit produced and approved by a quick city hall worker when they heard of an event being set up.  What many of these groups want is just attention on themselves and their causes.


There's nothing saying you can't feed homeless people.  Go ahead, open up your house, let them sit at your dinner table and feed them.  It's private property, go for it.  However, if you're going to have a public event involving a hundred people or more though, you need to follow the laws.  Heck, you need a permit even if you're doing it in a church in most places - and that includes fish frys.
 
2013-08-26 11:21:33 AM
FTA: "Simple: we will feed people. I am, after all (however imperfectly), a follower of Jesus, who said himself that when we ignore hungry people, we ignore him. The only question that remains is where we will do it."

A Christian who ACTUALLY FOLLOWS THE TEACHINGS OF JESUS! In public!
*head asplodes*
 
2013-08-26 11:22:02 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: browser_snake: Moral outrage test:

You can't give those sausage biscuits to the homeless because:
1. There's a city ordinance against doing it in the park - OUTRAGE
2. Sausage biscuits are unhealthy and cause obesity - THIS IS OK
3. The biscuit dough is made from GMO wheat flour - APPLAUSE

1. Don't feed the homeless from my tax dollars.  Taxation is theft.  Let them rely on charities.
2. Don't let the charities feed the homeless.  They're icky and we don't want them around.
3. Let them bootstrap themselves into a job.
4. WHAR JOBS JERB CREATORS OBAMA WHAR?


There's the Republican Party in a nutshell
 
2013-08-26 11:34:35 AM
Hate to fark up anyone's smug around here,  but Raleighs mayor is an independent  but ran with the endorsement of the local Democratic Party . That should make some of y'all scratch your heads
 
2013-08-26 11:36:52 AM

kwame: There's nothing unfair about getting rid of a bunch of idiots who actually have places to go home to.


Are we talking about #occupy or the outreach group from the story?

/I know you meant the homeless, because you're stupid
 
2013-08-26 12:04:14 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Certainly You Jest: Pissing on the poor is practically the national pastime for these oh-so-christian scumbags.

Is there a condo development around there? Can't have poor people hanging around getting in the way of the revenue stream for realtors, inspectors, banks, notaries/lawyers, school boards and municipal taxes. Not to mention crooked construction companies.

God damn I hate real estate.


Yes there's a large apartment complex that is going up right on Moore square, though I can't recall where in the process it is at.
 
2013-08-26 12:09:27 PM

GBmanNC: Quantum Apostrophe: Certainly You Jest: Pissing on the poor is practically the national pastime for these oh-so-christian scumbags.

Is there a condo development around there? Can't have poor people hanging around getting in the way of the revenue stream for realtors, inspectors, banks, notaries/lawyers, school boards and municipal taxes. Not to mention crooked construction companies.

God damn I hate real estate.

Yes there's a large apartment complex that is going up right on Moore square, though I can't recall where in the process it is at.


I though MSP was going to be renovated but kept a park? Wasnt there a contest to pick a new design for it? I know James Goodnight is also doing some projects around the area as well, renovating some old buildings for restaurants and things like that. Isnt the high rise going in on Glennwood near Crabtree valley mall?
 
2013-08-26 12:46:04 PM
If we don't fatten the homeless up a little, they won't taste as good...
 
2013-08-26 12:50:56 PM
If they were handing out bootstraps, would that be against the law? If if it were, would people
complain? Would the bums take them? All this and more on the next...Soap..
 
2013-08-26 01:06:27 PM
Apparently the 'feed the homeless on the weekend' operations have been going on for several years now, with some assistance from the Raleigh government (extra garbage cans, etc), until this last weekend. Also, there have been 'requests' by non-government officials to move their operation several blocks away from Moore Square.

http://www.newsobserver.com/2013/08/26/3138383/1000-da ys-of-meals-to-t he-needy.html
 
2013-08-26 01:08:44 PM
It's been my experience that if a cop can't tell you what law you're breaking if you do something they don't have anything and are just being bullies.
 
2013-08-26 01:11:35 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Zeb Hesselgresser: Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.

Strike One:  People vs. Rats and Seagulls?
Strike Two:  Public Health Issue?  -  " . . .  as long as we did not block the sidewalk and cleaned up after ourselves. We have operated, unmolested, under this assumption for the last six years."
Strike Three:  beaviour (sic).

Your[sic] out.

You go through all the trouble of (sic)ing a spelling mistake that isn't even there? Drunk on a Monday morning? Or still drunk from Sunday night?


Behavior.

You go to all the troubel of bicthing about somoene else btiching about speling erors, and you mis a rather obivous won.
 
2013-08-26 01:52:01 PM

Onkel Buck: GBmanNC: Quantum Apostrophe: Certainly You Jest: Pissing on the poor is practically the national pastime for these oh-so-christian scumbags.

Is there a condo development around there? Can't have poor people hanging around getting in the way of the revenue stream for realtors, inspectors, banks, notaries/lawyers, school boards and municipal taxes. Not to mention crooked construction companies.

God damn I hate real estate.

Yes there's a large apartment complex that is going up right on Moore square, though I can't recall where in the process it is at.

I though MSP was going to be renovated but kept a park? Wasnt there a contest to pick a new design for it? I know James Goodnight is also doing some projects around the area as well, renovating some old buildings for restaurants and things like that. Isnt the high rise going in on Glennwood near Crabtree valley mall?


Oops, didnt mean literally ON moore square, next to. Salvation army building I believe.
 
2013-08-26 02:18:31 PM

GBmanNC: Onkel Buck: GBmanNC: Quantum Apostrophe: Certainly You Jest: Pissing on the poor is practically the national pastime for these oh-so-christian scumbags.

Is there a condo development around there? Can't have poor people hanging around getting in the way of the revenue stream for realtors, inspectors, banks, notaries/lawyers, school boards and municipal taxes. Not to mention crooked construction companies.

God damn I hate real estate.

Yes there's a large apartment complex that is going up right on Moore square, though I can't recall where in the process it is at.

I though MSP was going to be renovated but kept a park? Wasnt there a contest to pick a new design for it? I know James Goodnight is also doing some projects around the area as well, renovating some old buildings for restaurants and things like that. Isnt the high rise going in on Glennwood near Crabtree valley mall?

Oops, didnt mean literally ON moore square, next to. Salvation army building I believe.


Ok that makes more sense. If that is the case and its a new complex going up, the homeless folks are probably going to have to find a new place to hangout anyway. Probably Dorthea Dix property, if they ever figure out what they are going to do with it. They will definitely be out of sight out of mind over there.
 
2013-08-26 02:54:41 PM
As someone who bought biscuits for everyone at the bus stop last week, and is also moving to Raleigh at the end of the month, I'm really getting a kick...

/oh crap I'm doomed
 
2013-08-26 03:53:41 PM
Land of the free.
 
2013-08-26 04:25:53 PM

BummerDuck: Just like feeding Bears....Don't do it....The animals become dependent on your handouts.


Right because homeless people should be starved and shamed into getting jobs because otherwise they'll learn to like having nothing and getting free meals. They obviously have chosen that life style. Living on free sandwiches once a day in the park is the life man. I'm thinking about quitting my job it sounds so attractive. 

Can someone explain to me how if you don't have a permanent  address, or a phone number, only one change of clothes, and is probably a little mentally ill (if not a LOT mentally ill) is supposed to just go find a job? How many people would really hire someone like that? Give 'em free cheese for your gods sake. It's the human thing to do.  
(we live among a lot of subhumans though and they refer to themselves as Republicans)
 
2013-08-26 04:58:36 PM

Pockafrusta: Public pressure should fix this accordingly. Direct your rage to the Mayor and watch how fast those biscuits get handed back out...


Since when do Officers take orders from civilians?

If the Police don't want this happening, what the mayor or city council wants is irrelevant.
 
2013-08-26 06:40:29 PM
Bad cop; no donut!
 
2013-08-26 07:39:35 PM

purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: BummerDuck: Just like feeding Bears....Don't do it....The animals become dependent on your handouts.

Right because homeless people should be starved and shamed into getting jobs because otherwise they'll learn to like having nothing and getting free meals. They obviously have chosen that life style. Living on free sandwiches once a day in the park is the life man. I'm thinking about quitting my job it sounds so attractive. 

Can someone explain to me how if you don't have a permanent  address, or a phone number, only one change of clothes, and is probably a little mentally ill (if not a LOT mentally ill) is supposed to just go find a job? How many people would really hire someone like that? Give 'em free cheese for your gods sake. It's the human thing to do.  
(we live among a lot of subhumans though and they refer to themselves as Republicans)


Well, I did my part for a couple of years. Will never do it again.

So keep preaching from that pulpit, with no real life experience to back it up.
 
2013-08-27 07:42:53 AM

Meisaims: As someone who bought biscuits for everyone at the bus stop last week, and is also moving to Raleigh at the end of the month, I'm really getting a kick...

/oh crap I'm doomed


Youll be OK the bus stop is right across the street from the park but they have security over there rousting the homeless too, but no seems to biatch about that.
 
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