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(Some Guy)   Raleigh, NC PD wants you to know that whoevereth broughteth 100 sausage biscuits to the poor shall goeth to jail. Enjoyeth thy stuffing   (lovewins.info) divider line 131
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2013-08-26 07:27:11 AM
Our mayor, Nancy McFarlane, is meeting today with the PD and the homeless assistance groups to find out wtf was going on; she doesn't recall there being an ordinance against feeding the homeless in that park, considering it's been done for months previously with no problems.
 
2013-08-26 07:32:23 AM
I'm not condoning the police behavior, but is there a chance they don't want the homeless congregating in that area waiting for a free meal, or is that a spot in Raleigh where there are already a large amount of homeless?
 
2013-08-26 07:32:31 AM
Someone angling for a bribe would be my bet.
 
2013-08-26 07:33:00 AM
How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.
 
2013-08-26 07:33:38 AM

Smoking GNU: Someone angling for a bribe would be my bet.


All they wanted was a sausage sandwich.
 
2013-08-26 07:33:57 AM
You would think after before that wonderfully detailed blog post and account, someone would have used that thing called the internet to look up the city's ordinances, instead of just complaining that they didn't know what laws they may or may not have been breaking.
 
2013-08-26 07:34:32 AM

Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.


0/10, way too obvious
 
2013-08-26 07:34:38 AM
Everybody laughed when the police flexed their authority to break up #occupy. Not so fun when it's your group being targeted unfairly.
 
2013-08-26 07:34:48 AM
Looks like the stoopid in North Carolina has spread to the blue areas too.
 
2013-08-26 07:38:22 AM
They should be arrested for bringing sausage & biscuits, but no gravy
 
2013-08-26 07:39:23 AM
Just like feeding Bears....Don't do it....The animals become dependent on your handouts.
 
2013-08-26 07:39:41 AM

Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.


Strike One:  People vs. Rats and Seagulls?
Strike Two:  Public Health Issue?  -  " . . .  as long as we did not block the sidewalk and cleaned up after ourselves. We have operated, unmolested, under this assumption for the last six years."
Strike Three:  beaviour (sic).

Your out.
 
2013-08-26 07:41:54 AM
Moral outrage test:

You can't give those sausage biscuits to the homeless because:
1. There's a city ordinance against doing it in the park - OUTRAGE
2. Sausage biscuits are unhealthy and cause obesity - THIS IS OK
3. The biscuit dough is made from GMO wheat flour - APPLAUSE
 
2013-08-26 07:42:38 AM
Cops have really become farking stupid. They used to just be dicks, now they are stupid farking dicks.
 
2013-08-26 07:44:09 AM
You know the best bit? the fat coont of a police officer standing there with his morning coffee in a huge cup telling homeless people to starve. And not seeing the slightest bit of shame in it.
 
2013-08-26 07:44:12 AM
Some rich Nimby complained, so the police intervened
 
2013-08-26 07:44:19 AM
Now, I know that I don't have it in me to be a cop (not just because I am out of shape because those photos clearly show that wouldn't hold me back), but I don't think any job would ever allow me to suspend my humanity to stand, with hot coffee IN MY HAND and tell 100 homeless and hungry people they couldn't have the hot coffee and food that is available to them.

I would have taken my chances and handed it out.
 
2013-08-26 07:45:28 AM

mccallcl: Everybody laughed when the police flexed their authority to break up #occupy. Not so fun when it's your group being targeted unfairly.


There's nothing unfair about getting rid of a bunch of idiots who actually have places to go home to.  Get over it.
 
2013-08-26 07:45:50 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.

Strike One:  People vs. Rats and Seagulls?
Strike Two:  Public Health Issue?  -  " . . .  as long as we did not block the sidewalk and cleaned up after ourselves. We have operated, unmolested, under this assumption for the last six years."
Strike Three:  beaviour (sic).

Your out.


Nope, not out, you balked.
 
2013-08-26 07:46:36 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.

Strike One:  People vs. Rats and Seagulls?
Strike Two:  Public Health Issue?  -  " . . .  as long as we did not block the sidewalk and cleaned up after ourselves. We have operated, unmolested, under this assumption for the last six years."
Strike Three:  beaviour (sic).

Your out.




Your out, what?
 
2013-08-26 07:47:34 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.

...
Strike Three:  beaviour (sic).

Your out.


Oh the iron knee!
 
2013-08-26 07:47:52 AM

ilikeracecars: Smoking GNU: Someone angling for a bribe would be my bet.

All they wanted was a sausage sandwich.


Obviously, they forgot to bring donuts.
 
2013-08-26 07:47:53 AM
On the bright side we have religious people in NC that aren't all "fark the poor". Even this atheist can get behind feeding poor people coffee and biscuits.
 
2013-08-26 07:49:38 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.

Strike One:  People vs. Rats and Seagulls?
Strike Two:  Public Health Issue?  -  " . . .  as long as we did not block the sidewalk and cleaned up after ourselves. We have operated, unmolested, under this assumption for the last six years."
Strike Three:  beaviour (sic).

Your
[sic] out.


You go through all the trouble of (sic)ing a spelling mistake that isn't even there? Drunk on a Monday morning? Or still drunk from Sunday night?
 
2013-08-26 07:50:42 AM
The state does not like to look ridiculous. The statists on Fark do not like it either.
 
2013-08-26 07:52:14 AM
99% sure this directive will be traced back to the teabagger governor's mansion a few blocks away. Just watch.
 
2013-08-26 07:52:21 AM

ilikeracecars: Smoking GNU: Someone angling for a bribe would be my bet.

All they wanted was a sausage sandwich.


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Just one sausage sandwich. And she wouldn't give it to 'em.
 
2013-08-26 07:53:22 AM

mccallcl: Everybody laughed when the police flexed their authority to break up #occupy. Not so fun when it's your group being targeted unfairly.


Unlike this group, Occupy was ridden with drug dealers, thieves and rapists.
 
2013-08-26 07:53:26 AM
We might already need a Followup for this one:

According to their Facebook page:  https://www.facebook.com/LoveWinsMinistries and the FB page for the Mayor of Raleigh:  https://www.facebook.com/NancyMcFarlaneForMayor/posts/714623581898165  . . .this decision was NOT made by the Mayor or City Council or in response to any city ordinance that the Mayor knew about, and nobody should be getting arrested for this.

In other words, the city government is saying it wasn't them, and it's looking like an overzealous police officer (or police supervisor who sent the officers out) who was looking at making up his own rules and breaking this up even though there was no explicit law/regulation against it. . .that or because of massive PR backlash the Mayor decided to disavow all knowledge of this plan to shoo out the homeless by ending the feeding, and since there was nothing in writing with her giving the order and it didn't directly violate a city ordinance, somebody at the Raleigh PD is going to be taking the fall for this.
 
2013-08-26 07:53:57 AM
70 PEOPLE in the city without bootstraps?!?
 
2013-08-26 07:55:27 AM
 
2013-08-26 07:56:07 AM
 
2013-08-26 07:57:09 AM
"If, per chance, a couple of dozen fresh Krispy Kremes found their way into the back of an unlocked squad car...well, perhaps we may have other duties to attend to Saturday morning."
 
2013-08-26 07:59:37 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: quite right... if we just make homelessness illegal, they will all go away.


It's illegal to provide material support to terrorists. It doesn't end terrorism, but it does substantially reduce it.
 
2013-08-26 07:59:39 AM

browser_snake: Moral outrage test:

You can't give those sausage biscuits to the homeless because:
1. There's a city ordinance against doing it in the park - OUTRAGE
2. Sausage biscuits are unhealthy and cause obesity - THIS IS OK
3. The biscuit dough is made from GMO wheat flour - APPLAUSE


1. Don't feed the homeless from my tax dollars.  Taxation is theft.  Let them rely on charities.
2. Don't let the charities feed the homeless.  They're icky and we don't want them around.
3. Let them bootstrap themselves into a job.
4. WHAR JOBS JERB CREATORS OBAMA WHAR?
 
2013-08-26 08:00:23 AM

Nemo's Brother: mccallcl: Everybody laughed when the police flexed their authority to break up #occupy. Not so fun when it's your group being targeted unfairly.

Unlike this group, Occupy was ridden with drug dealers, thieves and rapists.


Thieving and raping is BANKER turf, and don't you forget it.
 
2013-08-26 08:02:28 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: 4. WHAR JOBS JERB CREATORS OBAMA WHAR?


Typical liberal lack of understanding of basic math. If the number of homeless people goes down due to death, the unemployment rate goes down. Didn't they teach you elementary statistics in your African American Womyn's Studies class?
 
2013-08-26 08:04:18 AM

ilikeracecars: I'm not condoning the police behavior, but is there a chance they don't want the homeless congregating in that area waiting for a free meal, or is that a spot in Raleigh where there are already a large amount of homeless?


Moore Square downtown is the most well-known place in Raleigh where homeless people congregate.

I doubt the mayor had a thing to do with it; more likely a Raleigh PD thing.  Though I'm sure it pleases the governor greatly, I doubt he had anything to do with it either.  It's just yet more "I've got mine, so fark you".

Pissing on the poor is practically the national pastime for these oh-so-christian scumbags.
 
2013-08-26 08:04:40 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Zeb Hesselgresser: Copper Spork: How is this any different from banning people from feeding rats and seagulls? It's a public health issue, and they are quite right to ban unsanitary behaviour.

Strike One:  People vs. Rats and Seagulls?
Strike Two:  Public Health Issue?  -  " . . .  as long as we did not block the sidewalk and cleaned up after ourselves. We have operated, unmolested, under this assumption for the last six years."
Strike Three:  beaviour (sic).

Your[sic] out.

You go through all the trouble of (sic)ing a spelling mistake that isn't even there? Drunk on a Monday morning? Or still drunk from Sunday night?

 
2013-08-26 08:05:17 AM
Dammit, image got ganked.

Was supposed to be "Why Not Both?"
 
2013-08-26 08:05:34 AM

browser_snake: GMO


Thou hast lost all credibility
 
2013-08-26 08:06:31 AM
i55.photobucket.com

@#!~%&*&#
 
2013-08-26 08:07:15 AM
Also, this headline is farked up

You don't use "eth" with "Thou" (or, in this case, "thy"). You use "est"

"Enjoyest thy stuffing"
 
2013-08-26 08:11:13 AM
If only there were some brave soul to jump over these homelesses on a skateboard.
 
2013-08-26 08:11:34 AM

Certainly You Jest: Pissing on the poor is practically the national pastime for these oh-so-christian scumbags.


Is there a condo development around there? Can't have poor people hanging around getting in the way of the revenue stream for realtors, inspectors, banks, notaries/lawyers, school boards and municipal taxes. Not to mention crooked construction companies.

God damn I hate real estate.
 
2013-08-26 08:13:12 AM

LeoffDaGrate: You would think after before that wonderfully detailed blog post and account, someone would have used that thing called the internet to look up the city's ordinances, instead of just complaining that they didn't know what laws they may or may not have been breaking.


1/10.

You would think that if the church folks were truly committed to their charity, they would have proceeded to hand out the food, consequences be damned.

But, no: Suzie Saint and Bob Baptist didn't want to go to jail over 100 biscuits and coffee.

Oh Rosa Parks: where art thou?
 
2013-08-26 08:13:35 AM
None of these bleeding hearts ever biatched about them kicking the homeless out of Moore Sqaure park for the day so their families could enjoy the free concerts bum free during Downtown Live.

/Worked the shows as event security and bum wrangler
 
2013-08-26 08:14:51 AM

Bendal: Our mayor, Nancy McFarlane, is meeting today with the PD and the homeless assistance groups to find out wtf was going on; she doesn't recall there being an ordinance against feeding the homeless in that park, considering it's been done for months previously with no problems.


The churches have done this for six years without problem from the police.

I highly doubt it was a decision by the police at all, much less the actual ones showing up to enforce it.

By all means go off about 'just following orders' or whatever, but this is an issue with lazy voters putting assholes in charge. If people spent half the time they waste biatching about pigs and devoted it to political activism we would be in a much better place.
 
2013-08-26 08:15:07 AM

Nemo's Brother: Unlike this group, Occupy was ridden with drug dealers, thieves and rapists.


3/10

Cmon man, make an effort at least
 
2013-08-26 08:17:01 AM

ur14me: LeoffDaGrate: You would think after before that wonderfully detailed blog post and account, someone would have used that thing called the internet to look up the city's ordinances, instead of just complaining that they didn't know what laws they may or may not have been breaking.

1/10.

You would think that if the church folks were truly committed to their charity, they would have proceeded to hand out the food, consequences be damned.

But, no: Suzie Saint and Bob Baptist didn't want to go to jail over 100 biscuits and coffee.

Oh Rosa Parks: where art thou?


I was surprised they didn't.

But I won't say they don't care about the homeless because they wouldn't get arrested.
 
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