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(Bakersfield Now)   A pound of methamphetamine, a loaded handgun, metal knuckles and a stun gun: What are things you should not have laying around if you are a felon and the police are conducting a probation search?   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, handguns, glass, metal knuckles, probation  
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2109 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Aug 2013 at 7:57 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-26 08:06:34 AM  
3 votes:
Shoot, a fella could have himself a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with that.
2013-08-26 08:10:43 AM  
2 votes:
1. Oh these aint mine. I'm just watchin' them
2. What? Is that what they is? I had no idea!
3. I was just about to report all this to the cops. But my cell phone doesn't get 9-1-1.
4. I am so glad you are here. Some guys karate chopped me and left this stuff right here.
5. Yeah. It's my stuff. But it's stuff I had before I got arrested so it doesn't count, right?
2013-08-26 08:47:11 AM  
1 vote:
FTA:Sheriff's deities went out to 43-year-old Robert Delap's apartment

Ya all missed that, man I am disappointed in you fark...

/I know they think they are god and all...
2013-08-26 08:14:59 AM  
1 vote:
2013-08-26 08:11:18 AM  
1 vote:
Only a pound?...amateur
2013-08-26 07:37:41 AM  
1 vote:
"metal knuckles"? I believe subby meant Mecha Knuckles.
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