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(Bakersfield Now)   A pound of methamphetamine, a loaded handgun, metal knuckles and a stun gun: What are things you should not have laying around if you are a felon and the police are conducting a probation search?   (bakersfieldnow.com) divider line 25
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2013-08-26 07:37:41 AM
"metal knuckles"? I believe subby meant Mecha Knuckles.

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2013-08-26 07:56:48 AM
I know he's on probation and all but that has to blow having folks just randomly show up at 4am to go through your shiat to see if you are being a bad bad boy
 
2013-08-26 08:01:10 AM

NickelP: I know he's on probation and all but that has to blow having folks just randomly show up at 4am to go through your shiat to see if you are being a bad bad boy


Im sure it does but thats why I try and stay out of trouble with the man.
 
2013-08-26 08:01:50 AM
Stun gun?  I bet it was actually a love gun
 
2013-08-26 08:03:02 AM

NickelP: I know he's on probation and all but that has to blow having folks just randomly show up at 4am to go through your shiat to see if you are being a bad bad boy


Fun fact, they don't need a conviction to put you on house arrest.

If you're accused of certain crimes, they can do this to you before the trial. Doesn't even have to be a felony.
 
2013-08-26 08:03:55 AM

NickelP: I know he's on probation and all but that has to blow having folks just randomly show up at 4am to go through your shiat to see if you are being a bad bad boy


Well, this guy seems to need them. He certainly isn't doing it on his own.
 
2013-08-26 08:06:34 AM
Shoot, a fella could have himself a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with that.
 
2013-08-26 08:10:11 AM

NickelP: I know he's on probation and all but that has to blow having folks just randomly show up at 4am to go through your shiat to see if you are being a bad bad boy


Blows less than living in jail.

And I don't care what you all them, ain't nothing but a paper weight.
 
2013-08-26 08:10:43 AM
1. Oh these aint mine. I'm just watchin' them
2. What? Is that what they is? I had no idea!
3. I was just about to report all this to the cops. But my cell phone doesn't get 9-1-1.
4. I am so glad you are here. Some guys karate chopped me and left this stuff right here.
5. Yeah. It's my stuff. But it's stuff I had before I got arrested so it doesn't count, right?
 
2013-08-26 08:11:18 AM
Only a pound?...amateur

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2013-08-26 08:14:59 AM
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2013-08-26 08:19:25 AM
No quote from the police on the street value of the meth? Cause that's a lot of meth.
 
2013-08-26 08:21:15 AM
A pound of meth can ruin more lives than a pound of C4. Throw the book at this asshole.
 
2013-08-26 08:22:54 AM

Hermit Tard: No quote from the police on the street value of the meth? Cause that's a lot of meth.


15.6 trillion
 
2013-08-26 08:31:09 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: NickelP: I know he's on probation and all but that has to blow having folks just randomly show up at 4am to go through your shiat to see if you are being a bad bad boy

Blows less than living in jail.

And I don't care what you all them, ain't nothing but a paper weight.



Looks like this guy really likes living in jail. Some people do.
 
2013-08-26 08:35:15 AM
Pancakes?
 
2013-08-26 08:47:11 AM
FTA:Sheriff's deities went out to 43-year-old Robert Delap's apartment

Ya all missed that, man I am disappointed in you fark...

/I know they think they are god and all...
 
2013-08-26 08:58:39 AM
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2013-08-26 09:20:35 AM

doglover: NickelP: I know he's on probation and all but that has to blow having folks just randomly show up at 4am to go through your shiat to see if you are being a bad bad boy

Fun fact, they don't need a conviction to put you on house arrest.

If you're accused of certain crimes, they can do this to you before the trial. Doesn't even have to be a felony.


'Certain crimes' are the key words here.  Beats not having bail set.
 
2013-08-26 09:35:18 AM
In recent years, my opinion has changed about (certain types of) convicted felons having firearms. If they've done their time, I'm ok with them having long guns. maybe even hand guns.

the meth? lock him up.

as for brass knuckles.... they should neverhave been banned... just ca stupid laws that also banned ninja stars and nunchucks.
 
2013-08-26 09:37:27 AM

Hermit Tard: No quote from the police on the street value of the meth? Cause that's a lot of meth.



Cocktail napkin math: 1lb = 16oz = 448g @ $60/g > $25,000
$25,000 * LEO multipler = $197,000
 
2013-08-26 01:06:33 PM

Nabb1: Shoot, a fella could have himself a pretty good weekend in Las Vegas with that.


You betcha!
 
2013-08-26 01:11:24 PM
This guy is on probation but OJ is still in the hole.
Thanks Obama.
 
2013-08-26 08:07:40 PM

NickelP: I know he's on probation and all but that has to blow having folks just randomly show up at 4am to go through your shiat to see if you are being a bad bad boy


Probation is supposed to be a guy's chance to show he's NOT a bad guy and deserves not to be in jail any more. Obviously, this guy has not shown that.
 
2013-08-26 10:53:25 PM

duenor: In recent years, my opinion has changed about (certain types of) convicted felons having firearms. If they've done their time, I'm ok with them having long guns. maybe even hand guns.

the meth? lock him up.

as for brass knuckles.... they should neverhave been banned... just ca stupid laws that also banned ninja stars and nunchucks.


And spiked belts. OOOOOH! Scary fashion item! True, they can kinda do a number on people's faces, but so will steel-toed boots, kitchen knives, storefront windows, and curbs. As for the meth, fark locking him up. Just point a gun at his head, spill the shiat out on a table, hand him a straw, and say, "Begin."
 
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