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(BBC)   Twenty-five million Americans want to have sex with robots. Amusing, Boobies, Dumbass, Fail, Interesting, Obvious, Sad, Scary, Sick, Silly, Strange, Stupid, Unlikely and Weird tags all appropriate   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 72
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2013-08-26 06:21:48 AM
12 votes:

AndyChrist_AUS: [700x700 from http://www.esska-tech.co.uk/esska_eng/bilder/lbilder/6ca22c940f5d24d5a 98bde6029acb125_z.jpg image 700x700]


dl.dropboxusercontent.com

/This demographic is otherwise known as "men".
/Sign me up.
2013-08-26 06:37:57 AM
9 votes:
almostdumb.com
2013-08-26 09:16:05 AM
6 votes:
TELL ME IF THESE SERVOS MAKE ME LOOK FAT.
YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY!
i.huffpost.com
2013-08-26 05:36:41 AM
6 votes:
www.technovelgy.com

You can't stop the signal, baby.
2013-08-26 05:09:54 AM
6 votes:
Twenty-five million Americans want to have sex with robots. Amusing, Boobies, Dumbass, Fail, Interesting, Obvious, Sad, Scary, Sick, Silly, Strange, Stupid, Unlikely and Weird tags all appropriate

Forgot one, Subby.

i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 03:43:26 AM
6 votes:
www.esska-tech.co.uk
2013-08-26 02:46:41 AM
6 votes:
cdn.uproxx.com

Robots, holograms... they're all pink on the inside, am I right guys?
2013-08-26 01:53:54 AM
6 votes:
i131.photobucket.com
2013-08-26 04:04:28 AM
5 votes:

log_jammin: he's...fully functional.


i183.photobucket.com

I am not programmed to respond in that area
2013-08-25 10:13:49 PM
5 votes:
They should meet my wife.

/Heyoooh!
2013-08-26 09:01:00 AM
4 votes:
Ahem.....

media.egotvonline.com
2013-08-26 08:29:12 AM
4 votes:
im.tech2.in.com
2013-08-26 03:24:17 AM
4 votes:
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

i288.photobucket.com
2013-08-26 03:24:06 AM
4 votes:
There were many complaints.

s3.amazonaws.com
2013-08-26 12:00:17 AM
4 votes:
whatculture.com
2013-08-26 10:05:38 AM
3 votes:
I find the lack if Kwame in this thread disturbing.
2013-08-26 08:31:23 AM
3 votes:
i533.photobucket.com
2013-08-26 08:05:13 AM
3 votes:
www.space.ca
2013-08-26 05:05:45 AM
3 votes:
static.comicvine.com
2013-08-26 05:03:51 AM
3 votes:

gerbilpox: Makes me think: "Harcourt Fenton Mudd, have you been drinking again?"


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Begun the Clone Wars have
2013-08-26 03:32:46 AM
3 votes:

LowbrowDeluxe: Not a lot of ground left to cover without getting obscure.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

slurmed.com

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-08-26 01:53:34 AM
3 votes:
i.ytimg.com
Approves
2013-08-25 11:23:10 PM
3 votes:
I didn't think there were that many people on Fark.com
2013-08-25 10:36:10 PM
3 votes:

Weaver95: All of this has happened before...but the question remains - does all of this have to happen again?


That's the last frakking thing I need is for my sexbot to blow me...out an airlock.

/When it comes to talking toasters, I'm a waffle man.
2013-08-25 10:33:47 PM
3 votes:
FTA: One of the best of the bunch is Japan's all singing and dancing female robot, HRP-4C, from the National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology (AIST).

The main drawback of this type of robot is that they have a very short battery life - they only last for about 20 minutes.


mos.totalfilm.com
2013-08-25 10:20:43 PM
3 votes:
All of this has happened before...but the question remains - does all of this have to happen again?
2013-08-25 10:11:17 PM
3 votes:
mimg.ugo.com
2013-08-26 01:24:56 PM
2 votes:
Approves
imageshack.us
2013-08-26 07:58:44 AM
2 votes:
www.angelicdream.com

I wouldn't try it if I were you...
2013-08-26 07:10:48 AM
2 votes:
It doesn't stop at robots.

art.penny-arcade.com
2013-08-26 05:47:40 AM
2 votes:
i263.photobucket.com
2013-08-26 04:53:05 AM
2 votes:

WeenerGord: log_jammin: he's...fully functional.

[720x530 from http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x54/TrueX-Ray/TOS%20Caption%20Conte st/TOS7e.jpg image 720x530]

I am not programmed to respond in that area


Ugh. Makes me think: "Harcourt Fenton Mudd, have you been drinking again?"

Let's go with a better model:

i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 04:33:00 AM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

/i am disappoint
2013-08-26 04:18:14 AM
2 votes:

Uncle Tractor: Millions of americans (and europeans) are already having sex with machines. Robots are the next logical step. No, not posting pics to prove my point.


I think we can guess from your handle.
2013-08-26 03:54:05 AM
2 votes:
frenchtribune.com

storiesbywilliams.files.wordpress.com
2013-08-26 03:49:52 AM
2 votes:
www.durfee.net
Yar and Data
2013-08-25 11:14:42 PM
2 votes:
i1319.photobucket.com
2013-08-25 11:00:41 PM
2 votes:
I dunno man, the Cherry 2000 customer service center sucks hard. I don't want to have to chase down Melanie Griffith every time I need some spare parts.

www.fempop.com
2013-08-26 05:20:26 PM
1 votes:
Look if it's good enough for Harrison Ford ....

i40.tinypic.com

sure beats the standard pleasure model Pris
2013-08-26 04:38:04 PM
1 votes:
fc02.deviantart.net
2013-08-26 02:46:10 PM
1 votes:
dribbble.s3.amazonaws.com

Why not use the 'b00b!es' tag?... you know its only men buying these things

/anything that keeps losers in the basement & out of the gene pool is okay by me
//just please no video - ever
2013-08-26 01:38:36 PM
1 votes:
ts2.mm.bing.net
Most important function.
2013-08-26 12:58:49 PM
1 votes:
Want Subby?  It's already happening.  In fact, just last night I farked my Roomba.
2013-08-26 12:28:07 PM
1 votes:
I know, I just don't care.  It's Summer Glau...

www.scififx.com
2013-08-26 11:28:30 AM
1 votes:
i.ebayimg.com
2013-08-26 11:20:56 AM
1 votes:
The only question I have is why did this take 153 post to show up?

img.gawkerassets.com
2013-08-26 11:12:51 AM
1 votes:
I want this model.

www.filmsquish.com
2013-08-26 10:54:46 AM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-26 10:34:46 AM
1 votes:
Better use robot condoms, or you might end up with one of these...

www.gearfuse.com
2013-08-26 10:13:13 AM
1 votes:
Once you go zinc, you'll never go pink.
2013-08-26 10:01:13 AM
1 votes:
s.mcstatic.com
2013-08-26 09:03:39 AM
1 votes:
Would the robots be more programmable than my wife?

I've been trying to program her for 8 years with no success.
2013-08-26 08:46:15 AM
1 votes:
gifsoup.com

Q&D just like I like my robots!
2013-08-26 08:29:44 AM
1 votes:
www.fnordinc.com
2013-08-26 08:17:00 AM
1 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Not amused by this thread
2013-08-26 08:06:39 AM
1 votes:
yeah until the robot becomes too realistic and rejects them
2013-08-26 07:25:24 AM
1 votes:
www.tvgoodness.com

It vibrates.
2013-08-26 07:22:48 AM
1 votes:
images.tvrage.com
2013-08-26 06:59:32 AM
1 votes:
Who can blame them? Humans are horrible people.
2013-08-26 06:57:03 AM
1 votes:

ReapTheChaos: A robot is too much like having a wife/gf, you're stuck with that one model unless you trade it in, and who would buy a used sex robot? I'd prefer a holodeck so I can pick whatever fantasy suits my mood at the time.


Do you know what's better than a sex robot?
Two sex robots.
Collect em all!

Try that with real women and your house will end up on CNN.

dl.dropboxusercontent.com

/Presuming these things come with a learning program, a used sex robot would be more interesting than a new one.
/and unlike real women, you can sterilize them properly.
2013-08-26 05:47:48 AM
1 votes:

Lee Jackson Beauregard: [850x478 from http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120114214339/buffy/images/d/d4 /515_MadeToLove1.jpg image 850x478]


i135.photobucket.com
2013-08-26 05:45:15 AM
1 votes:
My Roomba is a dirty, dirty slut....
2013-08-26 05:44:22 AM
1 votes:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-08-26 04:33:14 AM
1 votes:

Mr. Ekshun: Damn. I already made the "show someone my Wang" joke in a thread this week. If only I had another Wang...


www.wearysloth.com

Hey, Wang, I think this club is restricted, so don't tell em you're Jewish, OK? Alright!
2013-08-26 04:23:06 AM
1 votes:
25+ million Americans want to have sexual intercourse on their own terms.
2013-08-26 04:17:09 AM
1 votes:

SilentStrider: Lack of disease


There might be some infection/contamination if you don't clean after use.

/People on Fark complain about having to wash their dick if they didn't get snipped
//And now you want them to remember to clean out the sex bot?
2013-08-26 03:59:25 AM
1 votes:

wademh: [208x160 from http://www.durfee.net/startrek/images/TNG103.jpg image 208x160]
Yar and Data


he's...fully functional.
2013-08-26 03:41:12 AM
1 votes:
farm3.static.flickr.com

looking for a date, huumon?
2013-08-26 03:16:06 AM
1 votes:

Ghastly: [650x387 from http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/archer-viscouscouplin g-top.jpg image 650x387]

Robots, holograms... they're all pink on the inside, am I right guys?


Holograms don't leave their vaginas in the sink.
2013-08-25 11:41:08 PM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-08-25 10:40:21 PM
1 votes:
Buy it, use it, return for full refund.

How can you lose?
2013-08-25 10:30:46 PM
1 votes:
I'll take a Cherry 2000 please.
 
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