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(BBC)   Twenty-five million Americans want to have sex with robots. Amusing, Boobies, Dumbass, Fail, Interesting, Obvious, Sad, Scary, Sick, Silly, Strange, Stupid, Unlikely and Weird tags all appropriate   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 53
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2013-08-25 10:11:17 PM
5 votes:
mimg.ugo.com
2013-08-26 07:09:28 AM
3 votes:
cdn.wall-pix.net

//hot like Summer
2013-08-26 04:12:19 AM
3 votes:
i43.tinypic.com
2013-08-26 03:41:12 AM
3 votes:
farm3.static.flickr.com

looking for a date, huumon?
2013-08-25 10:20:43 PM
3 votes:
All of this has happened before...but the question remains - does all of this have to happen again?
2013-08-26 10:05:38 AM
2 votes:
I find the lack if Kwame in this thread disturbing.
2013-08-26 08:05:13 AM
2 votes:
www.space.ca
2013-08-26 06:57:03 AM
2 votes:

ReapTheChaos: A robot is too much like having a wife/gf, you're stuck with that one model unless you trade it in, and who would buy a used sex robot? I'd prefer a holodeck so I can pick whatever fantasy suits my mood at the time.


Do you know what's better than a sex robot?
Two sex robots.
Collect em all!

Try that with real women and your house will end up on CNN.

dl.dropboxusercontent.com

/Presuming these things come with a learning program, a used sex robot would be more interesting than a new one.
/and unlike real women, you can sterilize them properly.
2013-08-26 06:21:48 AM
2 votes:

AndyChrist_AUS: [700x700 from http://www.esska-tech.co.uk/esska_eng/bilder/lbilder/6ca22c940f5d24d5a 98bde6029acb125_z.jpg image 700x700]


dl.dropboxusercontent.com

/This demographic is otherwise known as "men".
/Sign me up.
2013-08-26 05:44:22 AM
2 votes:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-08-26 05:36:41 AM
2 votes:
www.technovelgy.com

You can't stop the signal, baby.
2013-08-26 05:09:54 AM
2 votes:
Twenty-five million Americans want to have sex with robots. Amusing, Boobies, Dumbass, Fail, Interesting, Obvious, Sad, Scary, Sick, Silly, Strange, Stupid, Unlikely and Weird tags all appropriate

Forgot one, Subby.

i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 04:49:21 AM
2 votes:
i34.photobucket.com

/my second reference to this movie in as many days...  weird
2013-08-26 04:33:00 AM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

/i am disappoint
2013-08-26 04:23:06 AM
2 votes:
25+ million Americans want to have sexual intercourse on their own terms.
2013-08-26 03:57:02 AM
2 votes:

LowbrowDeluxe: Hmm. Not a lot of ground left to cover without getting obscure.


www.sci-fi-o-rama.com
Old Skool
2013-08-26 03:54:05 AM
2 votes:
frenchtribune.com

storiesbywilliams.files.wordpress.com
2013-08-26 03:54:04 AM
2 votes:
Isn't it more likely we'll have full-out VR with electrodes and sensors and all before we have lifelike bots with AI?

The social upheaval that'll happen as a result of either is going to be soooo popcorn worthy.

Record someone in 360, record their voice, upload it, let the computer work out unknowns, tell it it what you want, boom, you're having sex with anyone. Your boss, the hot neighbor, the girl who said 'no'. Is it cheating to fark a program? Is it rape to fark a virtual recreation of the girl across the street?

Like I said, popcorn.
2013-08-26 03:32:46 AM
2 votes:

LowbrowDeluxe: Not a lot of ground left to cover without getting obscure.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net

slurmed.com

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-08-26 03:24:17 AM
2 votes:
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

i288.photobucket.com
2013-08-26 01:53:54 AM
2 votes:
i131.photobucket.com
2013-08-25 11:41:08 PM
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-08-25 10:53:37 PM
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'll take a Cherry 2000 please.


I came to say this. What, no pics?

www.eaumg.net
2013-08-25 10:30:46 PM
2 votes:
I'll take a Cherry 2000 please.
2013-08-25 10:22:59 PM
2 votes:
Lack of disease, a willingness to do whatever is wanted, inability to say "no", why is this a surprise?
2013-08-26 05:20:26 PM
1 votes:
Look if it's good enough for Harrison Ford ....

i40.tinypic.com

sure beats the standard pleasure model Pris
2013-08-26 03:41:47 PM
1 votes:

Mad_Radhu: Lando Lincoln: Mad_Radhu: She eventually got a hot robot body. The show just got cancelled before we got to that part of the story.

Good. The show had a lot of promise, but boy, did they squander the living hell out of it.

Yeah, it seemed a huge waste to have Grandpa Adama involved with the mob when they really could have told much better stories with him dealing with court cases involving Cylons trying to get their freedom. I could see some of the working within the system trying to get equality, and then when that fell trough they are forced to take up arms against the humans.

If there had to go with the mob-lawyer angle, it would have been cool of they did a left turn and made him more of a Saul Goodman type of slimy lawyer at the outset, and then slowly have him reform over the course of the show and eventually become a better example to William. Unfortunately, I think they tried to make him a little to serious and upstanding at the outset.


Agreed.  I thought they did a good job overall though -- setting that as the environment Admiral Adama came from was interesting though .
Too bad the show was fairly cerebral and didn't have enough shooty-explody things for the typical viewer.
Once they figured out where they were going in the second half of the 2nd season (after the cancellation was announced?) they did an admirable job of wrapping it up.
Too bad it wasn't given more of a chance-- it was starting to go in some interesting directions.   And Alessandra Torresani had the character nailed. (as well as being easy on the eyes.)

For those that never saw the full ending, the whole show is on Netflix.
2013-08-26 02:46:10 PM
1 votes:
dribbble.s3.amazonaws.com

Why not use the 'b00b!es' tag?... you know its only men buying these things

/anything that keeps losers in the basement & out of the gene pool is okay by me
//just please no video - ever
2013-08-26 12:18:58 PM
1 votes:
ts4.mm.bing.net
2013-08-26 11:12:51 AM
1 votes:
I want this model.

www.filmsquish.com
2013-08-26 10:48:24 AM
1 votes:
Can;t believe no one posted her yet...
latimesblogs.latimes.com
2013-08-26 10:06:42 AM
1 votes:
From TFA:

Depending on your view 'she' is either at the cutting edge of the human-robot interface, or a modern reflection on some men's difficulties in relating to real-life partners.

I think the opposite is true - some men I know who have had extremely bitter divorces have NO difficulties relating to real life partners.  They COMPLETELY understand what could happen if they go down that road again, and a sex-bot would be a much better alternative for them.

Not saying I agree...just saying that's the reality for some guys.

Also, there's a strong correlation between those guys and the men I refer to as "Functionally Gay". When they were married they spent as much time as possible with male friends doing guy stuff.  The only real time they spent with their families was when it was mandatory (Christmas) or when they wanted to get some happy-fun-sex-time with their wife.
2013-08-26 10:01:13 AM
1 votes:
s.mcstatic.com
2013-08-26 09:14:16 AM
1 votes:

Jorn the Younger: robohobo: Isn't it more likely we'll have full-out VR with electrodes and sensors and all before we have lifelike bots with AI?

The social upheaval that'll happen as a result of either is going to be soooo popcorn worthy.

Record someone in 360, record their voice, upload it, let the computer work out unknowns, tell it it what you want, boom, you're having sex with anyone. Your boss, the hot neighbor, the girl who said 'no'. Is it cheating to fark a program? Is it rape to fark a virtual recreation of the girl across the street?

Like I said, popcorn.

It's only cheating if you consider masterbation cheating.  VR environment or robot, they're both just comlicated masturbation aides.  And no, it's not rape to have sex with a simulation of a real person any more than it's rape to fanatsize about that person while masturbating, because that's really all you're doing.

Sexbot replica of your hot neighbor:
Cheating? No.
Rape? No.
Creepy? Yes.


You are raping yourself and must be protected from yourself. See drug laws.

It will be banned.
2013-08-26 08:46:15 AM
1 votes:
gifsoup.com

Q&D just like I like my robots!
2013-08-26 08:29:12 AM
1 votes:
im.tech2.in.com
2013-08-26 08:06:39 AM
1 votes:
yeah until the robot becomes too realistic and rejects them
2013-08-26 07:58:44 AM
1 votes:
www.angelicdream.com

I wouldn't try it if I were you...
2013-08-26 06:55:44 AM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

i1.ytimg.com

Obscure?
2013-08-26 06:46:32 AM
1 votes:
I'll pass though.  I watched a documentary some time ago on Youtube about a group of guys and their RealDolls and it was really creepy, even for me.
2013-08-26 06:42:58 AM
1 votes:
cdn.static.ovimg.com

/Valerie 23
2013-08-26 06:37:57 AM
1 votes:
almostdumb.com
2013-08-26 05:05:45 AM
1 votes:
static.comicvine.com
2013-08-26 05:03:51 AM
1 votes:

gerbilpox: Makes me think: "Harcourt Fenton Mudd, have you been drinking again?"


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Begun the Clone Wars have
2013-08-26 04:53:05 AM
1 votes:

WeenerGord: log_jammin: he's...fully functional.

[720x530 from http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x54/TrueX-Ray/TOS%20Caption%20Conte st/TOS7e.jpg image 720x530]

I am not programmed to respond in that area


Ugh. Makes me think: "Harcourt Fenton Mudd, have you been drinking again?"

Let's go with a better model:

i.imgur.com
2013-08-26 04:22:14 AM
1 votes:

DerAppie: SilentStrider: Lack of disease

There might be some infection/contamination if you don't clean after use.

/People on Fark complain about having to wash their dick if they didn't get snipped
//And now you want them to remember to clean out the sex bot?


That's what the sexbot-cleaner-bot is for.

/and dickwasherbots
//not just for the unsnipped
2013-08-26 04:04:28 AM
1 votes:

log_jammin: he's...fully functional.


i183.photobucket.com

I am not programmed to respond in that area
2013-08-26 03:49:52 AM
1 votes:
www.durfee.net
Yar and Data
2013-08-26 03:46:55 AM
1 votes:
Do vibrators count? You don't even have to listen to them talk afterwards.
2013-08-26 02:46:41 AM
1 votes:
cdn.uproxx.com

Robots, holograms... they're all pink on the inside, am I right guys?
2013-08-26 01:53:34 AM
1 votes:
i.ytimg.com
Approves
2013-08-25 11:37:40 PM
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-25 11:14:42 PM
1 votes:
i1319.photobucket.com
 
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