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(BBC)   Twenty-five million Americans want to have sex with robots. Amusing, Boobies, Dumbass, Fail, Interesting, Obvious, Sad, Scary, Sick, Silly, Strange, Stupid, Unlikely and Weird tags all appropriate   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 226
    More: Misc, Americans, Bell Labs, humanoid robot, I Robot, robots  
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2013-08-26 11:12:51 AM  
I want this model.

www.filmsquish.com
 
2013-08-26 11:16:43 AM  

ipxodi: Can;t believe no one posted her yet...
[250x350 from http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01348938df13970c- 800wi image 250x350]


Technically not a robot -- she existed like that only in the virtual world. In the real world, she looked more like this:

inbetweenblog.files.wordpress.com

/i'd still hit it
 
2013-08-26 11:20:56 AM  
The only question I have is why did this take 153 post to show up?

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-08-26 11:24:02 AM  

flaminio: ipxodi: Can;t believe no one posted her yet...
[250x350 from http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01348938df13970c- 800wi image 250x350]

Technically not a robot -- she existed like that only in the virtual world. In the real world, she looked more like this:

[604x403 from http://inbetweenblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/caprica_robot.jpg image 604x403]

/i'd still hit it


tvmedia.ign.com

She eventually got a hot robot body. The show just got cancelled before we got to that part of the story.
 
2013-08-26 11:26:28 AM  
If I get blown by a male sexbot, does that make me teh ghey?
 
2013-08-26 11:28:27 AM  

antron: [272x400 from http://i43.tinypic.com/351aa1s.jpg image 272x400]


Not a robot, but a bio engineered humanoid. Flesh and blood... that can break you in half.
/one please
 
2013-08-26 11:28:30 AM  
i.ebayimg.com
 
2013-08-26 11:33:14 AM  

GRCooper: If I get blown by a male sexbot, does that make me teh ghey?



No, being sexually attracted to males makes you gay, or bi if you also like the ladies.
 
2013-08-26 11:38:07 AM  

ipxodi: Can;t believe no one posted her yet...
[250x350 from http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01348938df13970c- 800wi image 250x350]



She does a pretty good slave-Leia:

i2.listal.com
 
2013-08-26 11:45:26 AM  
It will be interesting when they get an artificial womb going.
 
2013-08-26 12:01:10 PM  

crzybtch: I guess the other thing is it would be fun to have sex with someone you can program to do things exactly the way you want them, in the time frame you prefer, with options that allow you to use various programs:  cop, aggressive guy, teenage virgin, etc....all of which won't actually work for you in real life.

I would love to have sex with an aggressive scary guy that has an off switch!


You might think so but having it do it the same way every time would get old pretty fast.
 
2013-08-26 12:07:58 PM  

Mad_Radhu: She eventually got a hot robot body. The show just got cancelled before we got to that part of the story.


Good. The show had a lot of promise, but boy, did they squander the living hell out of it.
 
2013-08-26 12:10:01 PM  

Devo Cornholiosky: [455x292 from http://www.angelicdream.com/costumes/chii1/chii.jpg image 455x292]

I wouldn't try it if I were you...


She's a special case. You can still try it with other Persocoms.
 
2013-08-26 12:18:58 PM  
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-08-26 12:28:07 PM  
I know, I just don't care.  It's Summer Glau...

www.scififx.com
 
2013-08-26 12:29:16 PM  

SquiggsIN: Would the robots be more programmable than my wife?

I've been trying to program her for 8 years with no success.


I gave up. The old girl is DOS based.
 
2013-08-26 12:35:14 PM  
Let's see. A Robot would...
not be able to have children
not biatch all of the time
not get fat
not be lazy
not waste money on stupid shiat
probably feel better

Sign me the fark up.
 
2013-08-26 12:38:43 PM  
 
2013-08-26 12:40:23 PM  
/He's Made Of Sex.
 
2013-08-26 12:41:35 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-08-26 12:47:22 PM  

crzybtch: I guess the other thing is it would be fun to have sex with someone you can program to do things exactly the way you want them, in the time frame you prefer, with options that allow you to use various programs:  cop, aggressive guy, teenage virgin, etc....all of which won't actually work for you in real life.

I would love to have sex with an aggressive scary guy that has an off switch!


A safe word is like an off switch.

All you damn dirty deviant robosexuals make me sick! I'm off to go watch some good clean tijuana donkey show porn.
 
2013-08-26 12:49:05 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com

/ can't believe i came first (with this post)
 
2013-08-26 12:52:55 PM  

pute kisses like a man: [500x375 from http://31.media.tumblr.com/d79058d545fa796d7b8c86ce4b3b4c3f/tumblr_mqd 0s43Ino1qgovuvo1_r1_500.jpg image 500x375]

/ can't believe i came first (with this post)


You might want to refactor.  I think you're stuck in an endless analysis loop.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7904965/86120877#c86120877
 
2013-08-26 12:58:49 PM  
Want Subby?  It's already happening.  In fact, just last night I farked my Roomba.
 
2013-08-26 01:03:06 PM  
www.rainydawg.org
 
2013-08-26 01:04:17 PM  
How many of those votes were Kwame?
 
2013-08-26 01:05:44 PM  

maxx2112: The only question I have is why did this take 153 post to show up?

[240x320 from http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18dxjst4q5jgzjpg/original.jpg image 240x320]


Teenage boys don't really turn me on... I prefer my women to have some amount of boobage.
 
2013-08-26 01:05:50 PM  
At first I'd disagree, but then I played Mass Effect 3.
 
2013-08-26 01:08:20 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-26 01:08:52 PM  

jpo2269: Want Subby?  It's already happening.  In fact, just last night I farked my Roomba.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbeE0iI2LZg
Careful, It will rip your junk off.
 
2013-08-26 01:16:35 PM  

jpo2269: Want Subby?  It's already happening.  In fact, just last night I farked my Roomba.


So, if we need you, you will be In your Room?
 
2013-08-26 01:21:48 PM  
TFA: "Meet Roxxxy the sex robot with a triple XXX.

I came for a the grammatical redundancy debate.
[XXX,XXX,XXX]
or
XXX
XXX
XXX

/Forgot what I came in here for.
 
2013-08-26 01:24:56 PM  
Approves
imageshack.us
 
2013-08-26 01:26:09 PM  
When he pins you with his metal dong, you can't get away, because robots are strong, and made of metal.
 
2013-08-26 01:27:02 PM  

BafflerMeal: pute kisses like a man: [500x375 from http://31.media.tumblr.com/d79058d545fa796d7b8c86ce4b3b4c3f/tumblr_mqd 0s43Ino1qgovuvo1_r1_500.jpg image 500x375]

/ can't believe i came first (with this post)

You might want to refactor.  I think you're stuck in an endless analysis loop.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7904965/86120877#c86120877


oh, uh... how did i miss that?  whoops.  sorry.
 
2013-08-26 01:28:13 PM  

MilesTeg: [300x225 from http://i.ebayimg.com/t/KENNER-SIX-MILLION-DOLLAR-MAN-VENUS-SPACE-PROBE -BIONIC-ROBOT-TRADING-CARD-/00/s/NDgwWDY0MA==/z/y2QAAMXQhuVRUn9Z/%24T2 eC16V,!)QE9s3HFcz,BRUn9ZM(l!~~60_35.JPG image 300x225]


If you're trying to make me feel old you have succeeded.
 
2013-08-26 01:38:36 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net
Most important function.
 
2013-08-26 01:43:53 PM  
Buncha kids around here...
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-26 01:47:52 PM  

SuperChuck: crzybtch: I guess the other thing is it would be fun to have sex with someone you can program to do things exactly the way you want them, in the time frame you prefer, with options that allow you to use various programs:  cop, aggressive guy, teenage virgin, etc....all of which won't actually work for you in real life.

I would love to have sex with an aggressive scary guy that has an off switch!

You might think so but having it do it the same way every time would get old pretty fast.


But it would still be more interesting than the average vibrator!!  And of course I want the deluxe model which is highly programmable to fit my many moods!  lol
 
2013-08-26 01:54:40 PM  
doglover:
I dunno man, the Cherry 2000 customer service center sucks hard. I don't want to have to chase down Melanie Griffith every time I need some spare parts.

Toting an early model of "Vera" there, I see.

Tyrosine:
Ahem.....
[fark's sake people dot jpg]


I respect their right to make that life choice, and I understand their need to feel validated and have peers... but it's somehow just so sad that they socialize with each other and bring the dolls along.
 
2013-08-26 02:00:20 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Buncha kids around here...
[320x241 from http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iHNYLBx39As/TXQkgU-oU_I/AAAAAAAAAEI/h42dnZge YqU/s320/Ep%2B7%2BCouple.jpg image 320x241]


Fantastic episode!

/"kid'
 
2013-08-26 02:00:49 PM  
www.lnt.com
 
2013-08-26 02:17:32 PM  
hellogiggles.com
 
2013-08-26 02:18:17 PM  

Ed Grubermann: Buncha kids around here...


I was trying to remember the title to that one. Good work.
 
2013-08-26 02:44:54 PM  
www.smbc-comics.com
 
2013-08-26 02:46:10 PM  
dribbble.s3.amazonaws.com

Why not use the 'b00b!es' tag?... you know its only men buying these things

/anything that keeps losers in the basement & out of the gene pool is okay by me
//just please no video - ever
 
2013-08-26 02:49:14 PM  

crzybtch: SuperChuck: crzybtch: I guess the other thing is it would be fun to have sex with someone you can program to do things exactly the way you want them, in the time frame you prefer, with options that allow you to use various programs:  cop, aggressive guy, teenage virgin, etc....all of which won't actually work for you in real life.

I would love to have sex with an aggressive scary guy that has an off switch!

You might think so but having it do it the same way every time would get old pretty fast.

But it would still be more interesting than the average vibrator!!  And of course I want the deluxe model which is highly programmable to fit my many moods!  lol


I don't think it's fair that you're comparing the average vibrator to a deluxe model robot. I bet a low quality robot is probably worse than a simple vibrator.
 
2013-08-26 02:52:12 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Mad_Radhu: She eventually got a hot robot body. The show just got cancelled before we got to that part of the story.

Good. The show had a lot of promise, but boy, did they squander the living hell out of it.


Yeah, it seemed a huge waste to have Grandpa Adama involved with the mob when they really could have told much better stories with him dealing with court cases involving Cylons trying to get their freedom. I could see some of the working within the system trying to get equality, and then when that fell trough they are forced to take up arms against the humans.

If there had to go with the mob-lawyer angle, it would have been cool of they did a left turn and made him more of a Saul Goodman type of slimy lawyer at the outset, and then slowly have him reform over the course of the show and eventually become a better example to William. Unfortunately, I think they tried to make him a little to serious and upstanding at the outset.
 
2013-08-26 03:04:27 PM  
I've seen this episode of Small Wonder!

It's the one with the bike store owner, right?
 
2013-08-26 03:18:46 PM  
nanim: Why not use the 'b00b!es' tag?... you know its only men buying these things

Lulwut? (NSFW and somewhat creepy)

/anything that keeps losers in the basement & out of the gene pool is okay by me

Some day those basement dwelling losers will figure out how to make robots they can breed with. Then what? ;)

//just please no video - ever

There is pron of it. Lots of pron of it. (but I'm not linking to it -- ew)
 
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