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(BBC)   Twenty-five million Americans want to have sex with robots. Amusing, Boobies, Dumbass, Fail, Interesting, Obvious, Sad, Scary, Sick, Silly, Strange, Stupid, Unlikely and Weird tags all appropriate   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 227
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2013-08-26 04:12:19 AM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-26 04:14:31 AM
Damn. I already made the "show someone my Wang" joke in a thread this week. If only I had another Wang...
 
2013-08-26 04:17:09 AM

SilentStrider: Lack of disease


There might be some infection/contamination if you don't clean after use.

/People on Fark complain about having to wash their dick if they didn't get snipped
//And now you want them to remember to clean out the sex bot?
 
2013-08-26 04:18:14 AM

Uncle Tractor: Millions of americans (and europeans) are already having sex with machines. Robots are the next logical step. No, not posting pics to prove my point.


I think we can guess from your handle.
 
2013-08-26 04:19:45 AM
FTA : Walking robots currently have little commercial value - they are expensive and are prone to falling over if they are placed on anything other than a flat surface

While not ideal in the long term, a short term work-around may be to market a robot companion who happens to be confined to a wheel chair.

It could bring a powerful sense of realism into the relationship.
 
2013-08-26 04:22:14 AM

DerAppie: SilentStrider: Lack of disease

There might be some infection/contamination if you don't clean after use.

/People on Fark complain about having to wash their dick if they didn't get snipped
//And now you want them to remember to clean out the sex bot?


That's what the sexbot-cleaner-bot is for.

/and dickwasherbots
//not just for the unsnipped
 
2013-08-26 04:23:06 AM
25+ million Americans want to have sexual intercourse on their own terms.
 
2013-08-26 04:24:05 AM

gerbilpox: DerAppie: SilentStrider: Lack of disease

There might be some infection/contamination if you don't clean after use.

/People on Fark complain about having to wash their dick if they didn't get snipped
//And now you want them to remember to clean out the sex bot?

That's what the sexbot-cleaner-bot is for.

/and dickwasherbots
//not just for the unsnipped


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-26 04:28:05 AM
I'll just leave this here for 25 million or so you that might be interested

NSFW    shiny metal boobies.

http://www.fembotcentral.com/viewforum.php?f=5

http://www.fembotwiki.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
 
2013-08-26 04:29:19 AM

Mr. Ekshun: Damn. I already made the "show someone my Wang" joke in a thread this week. If only I had another Wang...


Hey, it was a good joke last time and it's a good one now. Frankly, it's catchphrase worthy material.

You're getting farkied as "let me show you my Wang" BTW.
 
2013-08-26 04:33:00 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com

/i am disappoint
 
2013-08-26 04:33:14 AM

Mr. Ekshun: Damn. I already made the "show someone my Wang" joke in a thread this week. If only I had another Wang...


www.wearysloth.com

Hey, Wang, I think this club is restricted, so don't tell em you're Jewish, OK? Alright!
 
2013-08-26 04:34:02 AM

phrawgh: [268x400 from http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YT5uPvPOk70/UXaOceg_gfI/AAAAAAAACWU/eNykyuUV 0Xs/s400/tumblr_mjwfuoThqM1s56t6so1_1280.jpg image 268x400]

/i am disappoint


technically not a robot.
 
2013-08-26 04:37:23 AM

log_jammin: phrawgh: [268x400 from http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YT5uPvPOk70/UXaOceg_gfI/AAAAAAAACWU/eNykyuUV 0Xs/s400/tumblr_mjwfuoThqM1s56t6so1_1280.jpg image 268x400]

/i am disappoint

technically not a robot.


Close enough for me. I'd make an exception. ;)
 
2013-08-26 04:41:24 AM
I'd like to order an Emily Ratajkowski sex bot, please.
 
2013-08-26 04:46:04 AM
art.penny-arcade.com
 
2013-08-26 04:49:21 AM
i34.photobucket.com

/my second reference to this movie in as many days...  weird
 
2013-08-26 04:53:05 AM

WeenerGord: log_jammin: he's...fully functional.

[720x530 from http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x54/TrueX-Ray/TOS%20Caption%20Conte st/TOS7e.jpg image 720x530]

I am not programmed to respond in that area


Ugh. Makes me think: "Harcourt Fenton Mudd, have you been drinking again?"

Let's go with a better model:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 04:53:41 AM
isn't anyone using a vibrator etc., already doing this?
 
2013-08-26 05:03:51 AM

gerbilpox: Makes me think: "Harcourt Fenton Mudd, have you been drinking again?"


images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Begun the Clone Wars have
 
2013-08-26 05:05:45 AM
static.comicvine.com
 
2013-08-26 05:05:45 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Like you've never farked a robot before.
 
2013-08-26 05:08:10 AM

SilentStrider: Lack of disease, a willingness to do whatever is wanted, inability to say "no", why is this a surprise?


Less capital investment...
 
2013-08-26 05:09:54 AM
Twenty-five million Americans want to have sex with robots. Amusing, Boobies, Dumbass, Fail, Interesting, Obvious, Sad, Scary, Sick, Silly, Strange, Stupid, Unlikely and Weird tags all appropriate

Forgot one, Subby.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-26 05:22:46 AM
i131.photobucket.com


wants to forget the 1872 and the 3286 and just go with the good old 69.
 
2013-08-26 05:24:01 AM
iBabe. Don't fark it.
 
2013-08-26 05:36:41 AM
www.technovelgy.com

You can't stop the signal, baby.
 
2013-08-26 05:44:20 AM

robohobo: Isn't it more likely we'll have full-out VR with electrodes and sensors and all before we have lifelike bots with AI?

The social upheaval that'll happen as a result of either is going to be soooo popcorn worthy.

Record someone in 360, record their voice, upload it, let the computer work out unknowns, tell it it what you want, boom, you're having sex with anyone. Your boss, the hot neighbor, the girl who said 'no'. Is it cheating to fark a program? Is it rape to fark a virtual recreation of the girl across the street?

Like I said, popcorn.


It's only cheating if you consider masterbation cheating.  VR environment or robot, they're both just comlicated masturbation aides.  And no, it's not rape to have sex with a simulation of a real person any more than it's rape to fanatsize about that person while masturbating, because that's really all you're doing.

Sexbot replica of your hot neighbor:
Cheating? No.
Rape? No.
Creepy? Yes.
 
2013-08-26 05:44:22 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-26 05:45:15 AM
My Roomba is a dirty, dirty slut....
 
2013-08-26 05:47:40 AM
i263.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 05:47:48 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: [850x478 from http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120114214339/buffy/images/d/d4 /515_MadeToLove1.jpg image 850x478]


i135.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-26 05:48:42 AM
www.youknowwhaaa.com
 
2013-08-26 05:49:37 AM

phrawgh: [268x400 from http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YT5uPvPOk70/UXaOceg_gfI/AAAAAAAACWU/eNykyuUV 0Xs/s400/tumblr_mjwfuoThqM1s56t6so1_1280.jpg image 268x400]

/i am disappoint


Not a robot.
 
2013-08-26 05:56:06 AM

thamike: phrawgh: [268x400 from http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YT5uPvPOk70/UXaOceg_gfI/AAAAAAAACWU/eNykyuUV 0Xs/s400/tumblr_mjwfuoThqM1s56t6so1_1280.jpg image 268x400]

/i am disappoint

Not a robot.


I've been thinking about it for a bit, and I cant decided what she actually is.

Best I can come up with is she's a doll controlled by a computer program.
 
2013-08-26 05:57:59 AM
As long as they can cook and make a mixed drink too.
 
2013-08-26 06:17:53 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: Okay, Cherry 2000, check, Fisto, check.  Fisto Roboto?  Eh, Krieger so close enough.  Space Pope's Don't Date Robots episode?  Check.

Hmm.  Not a lot of ground left to cover without getting obscure.  Of course, this isn't my first clangclang thread, so I could probably go obscure even for Fark.  Nothing from /co/ is likely to be too obscure, and /a/ is pretty much just as easy.  Maybe I could get a bit obscure with something /m/ but I'm sure there are some manly men here who'd spot it.  Which leaves /tg/ and the possibility of scarring someone.  I'm not sure it's worth the cost of victory.


Mentally scarring someone is a victory in and of itself.
 
2013-08-26 06:21:48 AM

AndyChrist_AUS: [700x700 from http://www.esska-tech.co.uk/esska_eng/bilder/lbilder/6ca22c940f5d24d5a 98bde6029acb125_z.jpg image 700x700]


dl.dropboxusercontent.com

/This demographic is otherwise known as "men".
/Sign me up.
 
2013-08-26 06:28:48 AM
 
2013-08-26 06:32:02 AM
 
2013-08-26 06:37:57 AM
almostdumb.com
 
2013-08-26 06:41:24 AM
A robot is too much like having a wife/gf, you're stuck with that one model unless you trade it in, and who would buy a used sex robot? I'd prefer a holodeck so I can pick whatever fantasy suits my mood at the time.
 
2013-08-26 06:42:58 AM
cdn.static.ovimg.com

/Valerie 23
 
2013-08-26 06:43:45 AM

gerbilpox: Twenty-five million Americans want to have sex with robots. Amusing, Boobies, Dumbass, Fail, Interesting, Obvious, Sad, Scary, Sick, Silly, Strange, Stupid, Unlikely and Weird tags all appropriate

Forgot one, Subby.

[54x14 from http://i.imgur.com/iBGiWNX.png image 54x14]


Ha!
 
2013-08-26 06:44:20 AM

ReapTheChaos: who would buy a used sex robot?


There's a market.
 
2013-08-26 06:46:32 AM
I'll pass though.  I watched a documentary some time ago on Youtube about a group of guys and their RealDolls and it was really creepy, even for me.
 
2013-08-26 06:52:20 AM
Why did the backs of cylons glow during sexy times?
 
2013-08-26 06:57:03 AM

ReapTheChaos: A robot is too much like having a wife/gf, you're stuck with that one model unless you trade it in, and who would buy a used sex robot? I'd prefer a holodeck so I can pick whatever fantasy suits my mood at the time.


Do you know what's better than a sex robot?
Two sex robots.
Collect em all!

Try that with real women and your house will end up on CNN.

dl.dropboxusercontent.com

/Presuming these things come with a learning program, a used sex robot would be more interesting than a new one.
/and unlike real women, you can sterilize them properly.
 
2013-08-26 06:59:32 AM
Who can blame them? Humans are horrible people.
 
2013-08-26 07:05:15 AM

brilett: Do vibrators count? You don't even have to listen to them talk afterwards.


Or if not, Sybians?
 
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