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(   1,000,000 cockroaches have escaped farm where they were being bred for traditional medicine. SyFy already looking to buy the rights for the movie   ( divider line
    More: Strange, traditional medicine, farms, Jiangsu Province  
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3648 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Aug 2013 at 10:07 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-25 10:24:16 PM  
3 votes:
They're all headed to Joe's Apartment!
2013-08-25 11:40:56 PM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: [ image 850x1211]

I saw the movie.

Saw it? I lived it.
2013-08-25 11:05:53 PM  
2 votes:
2013-08-25 10:13:12 PM  
2 votes:
Don't worry, she's on it.

/Her name is Bambi?
2013-08-25 10:10:52 PM  
2 votes:
RoachNado !
2013-08-25 10:00:52 PM  
2 votes:

"Flee, my loyal subjects! I, your great leader, am right behind you!"

2013-08-26 03:12:34 PM  
1 vote:
Knows a thing or 2 about cockroaches.

/hot link
//have an urge to get Byrne era FF stuff now.
2013-08-26 10:33:20 AM  
1 vote:

Lee Jackson Beauregard: I'll just leave this here.

Well, that's the problem: you just leaving this around.  What this place needs is trash day.
2013-08-25 11:59:42 PM  
1 vote:
I'm convinced now that SyFy Channel peruses Fark and takes all our less ridiculous ideas for their next movie.
2013-08-25 11:18:06 PM  
1 vote:
Cocknado? Sounds like gay gangbang porn.
2013-08-25 11:09:10 PM  
1 vote:
That is a lot of Bad Mojo.
Kafka is trending in China.
2013-08-25 10:44:55 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, God.  I just looked it up.  It was 1,000,000 of those gigantic flying roaches.  You know the ones that will fly or walk right up to you with absolutely no fear.  The ones that don't scatter when you turn a light on.  The ones that climb on top of your face in the middle of the night and masturbate while you're sleeping.
2013-08-25 10:27:55 PM  
1 vote:
2013-08-25 10:16:12 PM  
1 vote:
Increasing the wild population by 0.00032%
2013-08-25 10:11:00 PM  
1 vote:
As long as they don't find any henroaches, in the long run we'll be okay.
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