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(Natural News)   Need more reasons to shun diet soda? Aspartame is made from genetically modified bacteria excrement   (naturalnews.com) divider line 292
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2013-08-25 08:54:07 PM
So?

Pretty much all red food coloring is just crushed beetles

Shellac is an excretion from the Lac beetle that helps them stick to the trees they like to live on. In addition to the wood finish products an edible form of shellac is what makes your apples shine and makes the hard candy shell around many candies like Skittles and such

Plenty of other horrifying things we eat and don't think about, so I'm not afraid of a little aspartame!
 
2013-08-25 09:00:01 PM
OMG GMO CHEMICALS!!!1!!
 
2013-08-25 09:40:34 PM
This sh*t again?

/I should've known from a site called "natural news"
 
2013-08-25 09:58:30 PM
But it tastes so good ...

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-25 10:02:26 PM
Just for context, this site (NaturalNews.com), is also the heart of the anti-fluoride, anti-vaccination, and anti-GMO foods movements.

Fark Administrator - you know who you are. You ought to be ashamed of yourself at supporting these kooks by even giving them the credibility of showing up on the main page.
 
2013-08-25 10:02:59 PM
I can only assume that there are no Type I Diabetes patients who are also anti-GMO idiots. Almost all of those insulin shots for diabetes patients? Yeah, that's all GM-bacteria excrement.

And, wow, is that website ever full of a lot of paranoid craziness! :o
 
2013-08-25 10:16:52 PM
 
2013-08-25 10:17:53 PM
So is insulin.
 
2013-08-25 10:24:04 PM
What a genetically modified organism might look like...

madamezooble.com
 
2013-08-25 10:26:18 PM
I prefer my bacteria excrement in super hoppy IPA form.
 
2013-08-25 10:44:30 PM
Wait until subby finds out what cheese and beer are.
 
2013-08-25 10:45:49 PM

Cake Hunter: I prefer my bacteria excrement in super hoppy IPA form.


Your dubious taste in beers aside, it's yeast not bacteria. If your beer had bacteria in it, it would also make even you gag.
 
2013-08-25 11:07:09 PM
Honey is bee vomit. Worse yet, meat is dead animals. Who cares?
 
2013-08-25 11:17:27 PM
harryscheeseandcoldcuts.com
www.randrlife.co.uk

Look at all those disgusting byproducts of bacteria.
 
2013-08-25 11:37:34 PM
And the water they make it with had fish drop deuces in. What's your point?
 
2013-08-25 11:49:36 PM
Meh. Eating slime poop would be a step up from rush week
 
2013-08-25 11:50:31 PM
and booze is shiat/piss from yeast munching on sugar.

and?
 
2013-08-25 11:50:50 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

What "bacteria excrement" might look like.

Would you like to know more?
 
2013-08-25 11:51:52 PM
Subby going to post about ley lines and Morgellon's next?
 
2013-08-25 11:52:02 PM

RexTalionis: [harryscheeseandcoldcuts.com image 720x480]
[www.randrlife.co.uk image 400x300]

Look at all those disgusting byproducts of bacteria.


Why don't you respect my culture?
 
2013-08-25 11:52:23 PM

Peter von Nostrand: And the water they make it with had fish drop deuces in. What's your point?


www.davidstuff.com
I never drink water, b/c fish fark in it.
 
2013-08-25 11:52:56 PM
"Aspartame is not only sweeter than sucrose, but is preferable as a food to sucrose. While sucrose can provide the body with little more than energy, aspartame is composed of amino acids, the building blocks of body proteins, and like other proteins is broken down by the digestive enzymes in the stomach to its constituent amino acids thus providing nutritive value."

Ok subby, can you explain why I should be horrified by that?
 
2013-08-25 11:53:38 PM

RexTalionis: Just for context, this site (NaturalNews.com), is also the heart of the anti-fluoride, anti-vaccination, and anti-GMO foods movements.

Fark Administrator - you know who you are. You ought to be ashamed of yourself at supporting these kooks by even giving them the credibility of showing up on the main page.


This. Browse some of the other articles on that site if you doubt the kook factor. Bunch of tinfoil-hatted alarmist ninnies.
 
2013-08-25 11:53:41 PM
I don't really care that it is made from genetically modified bacteria excrement. I avoid aspartame because it gives me splitting headaches.
 
2013-08-25 11:53:53 PM

Majick Thise: Plenty of other horrifying things we eat


What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
 
2013-08-25 11:54:13 PM
Alchohol is yeast poop, and the bubbles in your beer are their burps suspended in liquid.
 
2013-08-25 11:54:15 PM

RexTalionis: [harryscheeseandcoldcuts.com image 720x480]
[www.randrlife.co.uk image 400x300]

Look at all those disgusting byproducts of bacteria.


Yum. So much this. Bacteria are our friends.

But I still pass on the aspartame.

/The aftertaste is just so wrong.
 
2013-08-25 11:54:22 PM

Uisce Beatha: I don't really care that it is made from genetically modified bacteria excrement. I avoid aspartame because it gives me splitting headaches.


Same here.
 
2013-08-25 11:54:39 PM
I prefer my bacteria excrement in super hoppy IPA form.

Came here to say this.  Except for the super hoppy part - not a huge fan of overhopped beers.
 
2013-08-25 11:55:09 PM

RexTalionis: Just for context, this site (NaturalNews.com), is also the heart of the anti-fluoride, anti-vaccination, and anti-GMO foods movements.

Fark Administrator - you know who you are. You ought to be ashamed of yourself at supporting these kooks by even giving them the credibility of showing up on the main page.


The Fark mods got a lot of explaining to do lately, IMHO. But yes, this jumps to the top of the list.
 
2013-08-25 11:55:15 PM
Castoreum is a horrific additive in some artificial raspberry and strawberry flavors, perfumes, and medicines. It comes from a beaver's scent glands.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum
 
2013-08-25 11:55:34 PM
Even more shocking, Soylent Green is people! And what's worse, it's not even made from attractive people.

/you're welcome to have my slice of Edward G. Robinson rump roast if you want it. No, really, it's all yours!
 
2013-08-25 11:55:50 PM
www.tackytreasures.com
 
2013-08-25 11:55:57 PM
I'm a poop fan. That's just who I am.


/likes some Sweet n Low in tea
 
2013-08-25 11:56:10 PM

farkingismybusiness: RexTalionis: [harryscheeseandcoldcuts.com image 720x480]
[www.randrlife.co.uk image 400x300]

Look at all those disgusting byproducts of bacteria.

Why don't you respect my culture?



BIATCH!

Made me chortle!

Woke the Mrs.!

Now I AM in trouble

/Biatch
 
2013-08-25 11:56:56 PM

doglover: Cake Hunter: I prefer my bacteria excrement in super hoppy IPA form.

Your dubious taste in beers aside, it's yeast not bacteria. If your beer had bacteria in it, it would also make even you gag.


While you are correct about the IPA, my favorite beers come in a more sour forms.
 
2013-08-25 11:57:21 PM

scubamage: Alchohol is yeast poop, and the bubbles in your beer are their burps FARTS suspended in liquid.


FTFY.

/Pass the pitcher
 
2013-08-25 11:57:24 PM

Trocadero: Peter von Nostrand: And the water they make it with had fish drop deuces in. What's your point?


I never drink water, b/c fish fark in it.


Oh great, now I'm gonna have to stick to a strict beer diet
 
2013-08-25 11:57:31 PM
There are people that didn't know this? Sucralose is also like one hydrogen atom away from being antifreeze. If you really want to give a chemist an aneurism, go around claiming sucralose is harmful because its compound is similar to poison.
 
2013-08-25 11:58:11 PM
.. u

^ Two bacteria one cup?

//You cannot unsee
 
2013-08-25 11:58:21 PM

RexTalionis: [harryscheeseandcoldcuts.com image 720x480]
[www.randrlife.co.uk image 400x300]

Look at all those disgusting byproducts of bacteria.



PRAISE CHEESES!!!
 
2013-08-25 11:58:58 PM

brimed03: RexTalionis: Just for context, this site (NaturalNews.com), is also the heart of the anti-fluoride, anti-vaccination, and anti-GMO foods movements.

Fark Administrator - you know who you are. You ought to be ashamed of yourself at supporting these kooks by even giving them the credibility of showing up on the main page.

The Fark mods got a lot of explaining to do lately, IMHO. But yes, this jumps to the top of the list.


I think there's been a coup and Drew is no longer in charge. Anyone seen him lately??
 
2013-08-25 11:59:55 PM
If your government cared about you sodas would not be sold at all.
 
2013-08-26 12:00:31 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: brimed03: RexTalionis: Just for context, this site (NaturalNews.com), is also the heart of the anti-fluoride, anti-vaccination, and anti-GMO foods movements.

Fark Administrator - you know who you are. You ought to be ashamed of yourself at supporting these kooks by even giving them the credibility of showing up on the main page.

The Fark mods got a lot of explaining to do lately, IMHO. But yes, this jumps to the top of the list.

I think there's been a coup and Drew is no longer in charge. Anyone seen him lately??



Rumor has it that he's been deploying chemical weapons against the Reddit Rebels.
 
2013-08-26 12:01:10 AM

KrispyKritter: If your government cared about you sodas would not be sold at all.



It's the carbonation, right?
 
2013-08-26 12:01:33 AM

Amos Quito: RexTalionis: [harryscheeseandcoldcuts.com image 720x480]
[www.randrlife.co.uk image 400x300]

Look at all those disgusting byproducts of bacteria.


PRAISE CHEESES!!!


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-08-26 12:01:50 AM

Amos Quito: farkingismybusiness: RexTalionis: [harryscheeseandcoldcuts.com image 720x480]
[www.randrlife.co.uk image 400x300]

Look at all those disgusting byproducts of bacteria.

Why don't you respect my culture?


BIATCH!

Made me chortle!

Woke the Mrs.!

Now I AM in trouble

/Biatch


Eh, it was a little cheesy.
 
2013-08-26 12:02:07 AM

doglover: Cake Hunter: I prefer my bacteria excrement in super hoppy IPA form.

Your dubious taste in beers aside, it's yeast not bacteria. If your beer had bacteria in it, it would also make even you gag.


You've never had a good Lambic, then?
 
2013-08-26 12:02:36 AM

farkingismybusiness: RexTalionis: [harryscheeseandcoldcuts.com image 720x480]
[www.randrlife.co.uk image 400x300]

Look at all those disgusting byproducts of bacteria.

Why don't you respect my culture?


Very well done!


Anyway I don't care what it's made from. Aspartame makes me feel hungover and taste like ass. That's why I avoid it.
 
2013-08-26 12:02:41 AM
Green-light everything please.
 
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