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(The Smoking Gun)   Dispute over used tampon on the floor leads to husband discovering why it's a good idea to cut your wife a wide swath during that time of the month   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 50
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2013-08-25 09:59:16 PM
Well, no shiat on that suggestion.
 
2013-08-25 10:40:19 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-25 10:54:14 PM
There will be blood
 
2013-08-25 11:24:39 PM
If only he had a gun to stand his groud with
 
2013-08-26 12:28:41 AM
It was no secret that The Sellers
Were frequent and mind-numbing yellers
They fought on their lawn
Over a tampon
(Not that they were known as truth-tellers)
 
2013-08-26 01:36:27 AM
32 with a 17 y.o. daughter.
 
2013-08-26 01:36:29 AM
Never, ever turn your back on a creature that can bleed for five days straight and not die.
 
2013-08-26 01:38:54 AM
www.gannett-cdn.com
"that couldaaaaaaa been me three weeks ago" - B. Obama 2013
 
2013-08-26 01:39:09 AM

cretinbob: If only he had a gun to stand his groud with


It might not have mattered.
 
2013-08-26 01:41:16 AM
Confucious say - When getting between mother and daughter, blood is thicker than father.
 
2013-08-26 01:44:01 AM
That is farking disgusting. And the fact that the daughter left, who seems to be the alleged culprit, speaks volumes.
 
2013-08-26 01:44:44 AM
Linoleum, I presume?
 
2013-08-26 01:48:37 AM
Years ago a girl was b*tchin'. I sez to her.' that must be some Yeast Infection''
She yells at me 'What!!!'
I looked her in the eye and said 'It's almost Easter Vacation".
 
2013-08-26 01:49:12 AM

listernine: 32 with a 17 y.o. daughter.


YOUR PROBLEM.   33 and a perfect pull out record.   *shudder*
 
2013-08-26 01:59:23 AM
Everyone blaming Obama for this on the comments is really something.

Why no Florida tag?
 
2013-08-26 02:06:34 AM

pedobearapproved: "that couldaaaaaaa been me three weeks ago" - B. Obama 2013


Okay, that's pretty funny.
 
2013-08-26 02:19:39 AM
Just blame the dog.
 
2013-08-26 02:20:59 AM

InternetSecurityGuard: Never, ever turn your back on a creature that can bleed for five days straight and not die.


And that is what IUDs are for.  We still get raging PMS, however :(
 
2013-08-26 02:31:03 AM
Don't waste it! It can be used as a tea bag for a vampire!
 
2013-08-26 02:32:06 AM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-26 02:35:04 AM
Did the daughter sneeze? Otherwise, how the hell did it end up on the floor?  As an aside, don't mood swings come before the bleeding? First they kill you, then they bleed all over your corpse.
 
2013-08-26 02:40:17 AM
deeperstory.com

I got nothin.. Too early...
 
2013-08-26 02:41:05 AM
Divorce that biatch.
 
2013-08-26 02:44:58 AM
What kind of an animal leaves their bloody [anything] on the floor?
 
2013-08-26 02:50:13 AM

Satanus Maximus: Don't waste it! It can be used as a tea bag for a vampire!


Eww.

Ok that was the funnay.

Still gross but funny
 
2013-08-26 03:00:52 AM
<Cleveland>

That's nasty...

</Cleveland>
 
2013-08-26 03:26:11 AM

powhound: Did the daughter sneeze? Otherwise, how the hell did it end up on the floor?  As an aside, don't mood swings come before the bleeding? First they kill you, then they bleed all over your corpse.


Yeah. Daughter is nasty; her mom is the one who went to jail for defending her spawn's disgusting behavior.

Kill them both. Spare the rest of us from having to share public bathrooms with them.
 
2013-08-26 03:59:33 AM
Plug tag is left cowering in the menstrual hut.
 
2013-08-26 05:00:13 AM

listernine: 32 with a 17 y.o. daughter.


And most likely a grandmother
 
2013-08-26 05:07:41 AM
"Take care, There will be blood and death before the end." - Uriel Septim
 
2013-08-26 05:18:58 AM

95BV5: Plug tag is left cowering in the menstrual hut.

to dry up and stick to the floor
 
2013-08-26 05:19:55 AM

Green Scorpio: listernine: 32 with a 17 y.o. daughter.

And most likely a grandmother


Not this month
 
2013-08-26 06:33:52 AM
Several primitive societies built special huts for women who were pregnant, menopausal or menstruating. So, there's a solution already, people.
 
2013-08-26 07:32:21 AM

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: Just blame the dog.


Don't most dogs pull them outta the trash. ...
 
2013-08-26 07:50:45 AM
So the Husband states to the Police, "I do not want her charged". The supposed potential Complainant does not want charges brought, but the Woman is being prosecuted anyway on a misdemeanor.. Did I read that right? There is no one to count as the Party "Hurt" in the case, yet the woman goes to court? Can the Husband stand up in court and state, "I do not want charges misdemeanor or not filed against my wife" ? Will they get away without having to pay Court Costs?

Sounds strange the Police should be pushing that hard over something the "Hurt" party does not want taken further. Just drop it, let it be, let the Party of the Hurt and the Hurting Party figure it all out without Police interactions.
 
2013-08-26 07:58:02 AM

Warchild: Linoleum, I presume?


Was trying to remember the daughters names, and I think your right.
 
2013-08-26 08:18:18 AM
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2013-08-26 08:18:50 AM

WoodGnome: So the Husband states to the Police, "I do not want her charged". The supposed potential Complainant does not want charges brought, but the Woman is being prosecuted anyway on a misdemeanor.. Did I read that right? There is no one to count as the Party "Hurt" in the case, yet the woman goes to court? Can the Husband stand up in court and state, "I do not want charges misdemeanor or not filed against my wife" ? Will they get away without having to pay Court Costs?

Sounds strange the Police should be pushing that hard over something the "Hurt" party does not want taken further. Just drop it, let it be, let the Party of the Hurt and the Hurting Party figure it all out without Police interactions.


These laws about not being able to drop the charges were designed to protect women from their abusers.......lol never thinking that women can and often are the abusers.
 
2013-08-26 08:38:37 AM

here4few: WoodGnome: So the Husband states to the Police, "I do not want her charged". The supposed potential Complainant does not want charges brought, but the Woman is being prosecuted anyway on a misdemeanor.. Did I read that right? There is no one to count as the Party "Hurt" in the case, yet the woman goes to court? Can the Husband stand up in court and state, "I do not want charges misdemeanor or not filed against my wife" ? Will they get away without having to pay Court Costs?

Sounds strange the Police should be pushing that hard over something the "Hurt" party does not want taken further. Just drop it, let it be, let the Party of the Hurt and the Hurting Party figure it all out without Police interactions.

These laws about not being able to drop the charges were designed to protect women from their abusers.......lol never thinking that women can and often are the abusers.


Trust me on this, charging someone for dv when it is a obvious case of dv can be a good thing.  My aunt was working as stenographer on a court case where a guy had been abusing a woman so badly for years that the woman had lost three limbs and almost died more than once and still didn't want the guy charged.  My aunt said it was the first time she came across a person who was incapable of speaking in full sentences.  Although it may have had nothing to do with education, but rather the brain damage from getting hit in the head for all those years.
 
2013-08-26 08:54:34 AM

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 320x240]


Over in 2.
 
2013-08-26 09:11:48 AM
I have a horrible, screaming, throwing things, insane psycho biatch temper for exactly one week every month thereby perpetuating the stereotype for all women.

I am the one they write sitcom sketches about. Three weeks out of every month I am fine. My normal personality is laid back, easy going, thoughtful and kind. I can weather even the worst traumas, emergencies and tragedies with aplomb. Catch me on the wrong week and you will hate me. I am bloated, depressed, irritable, angry and I will farking cut your throat and eat your liver if you so much as look at me cross-eyed. It takes a few days and then I go through a weepy stage where I walk around tearily issuing blanket apologies for anything that I may have said or done to piss you off in the past week that I may not have cared about at the time and conveniently don't remember.

This explains a lot of my Fark posts every four weeks. It's not so much that what you said wouldn't have pissed me off any other week. But the kindness filter that I have the other weeks gets locked in a cage and the key is dangling out of my reach. I simply don't have access to the key or the filter. It makes from some angry and brutal honesty.

I still meant what I said - the rest of the time I just said it nicer.
 
2013-08-26 12:06:17 PM

cretinbob: If only he had a gun to stand his groud gourd with


FTFY
 
2013-08-26 12:37:08 PM

Satanus Maximus: Don't waste it! It can be used as a tea bag for a vampire!


Brilliant!
 
2013-08-26 12:42:48 PM

specialkae: Satanus Maximus: Don't waste it! It can be used as a tea bag for a vampire!

Eww.

Ok that was the funnay.

Still gross but funny


It's no joke, tampon tea is rich in iron, potassium, and probiotic snatchobacillus cultures...
 
2013-08-26 02:54:21 PM

Hermione_Granger: I have a horrible, screaming, throwing things, insane psycho biatch temper for exactly one week every month thereby perpetuating the stereotype for all women.

I am the one they write sitcom sketches about. Three weeks out of every month I am fine. My normal personality is laid back, easy going, thoughtful and kind. I can weather even the worst traumas, emergencies and tragedies with aplomb. Catch me on the wrong week and you will hate me. I am bloated, depressed, irritable, angry and I will farking cut your throat and eat your liver if you so much as look at me cross-eyed. It takes a few days and then I go through a weepy stage where I walk around tearily issuing blanket apologies for anything that I may have said or done to piss you off in the past week that I may not have cared about at the time and conveniently don't remember.

This explains a lot of my Fark posts every four weeks. It's not so much that what you said wouldn't have pissed me off any other week. But the kindness filter that I have the other weeks gets locked in a cage and the key is dangling out of my reach. I simply don't have access to the key or the filter. It makes from some angry and brutal honesty.

I still meant what I said - the rest of the time I just said it nicer.


You do know that that is actually a clinical level disorder? You can take Prozac that week and you probably won't have that issue. Or go on birth control pills.

How do you keep your job? I'm serious.
 
2013-08-26 03:48:46 PM
When I went to basic training at Fort Leonardwood, an unknown female recruit threw a used tampon into the drill sergeant's office. The next day the entire female bay of the barracks got smoked out on the pt field for about 8 straight hours.

/nasty creatures females are.
//there was also another incident were a female got with a banana in the latrines....
 
2013-08-26 03:53:56 PM

SpaceBison: When I went to basic training at Fort Leonardwood, an unknown female recruit threw a used tampon into the drill sergeant's office. The next day the entire female bay of the barracks got smoked out on the pt field for about 8 straight hours.

/nasty creatures females are.
//there was also another incident were a female got with a banana in the latrines....


On really? I once worked for MOARNG, and we found vibrators in the sleeping bags that came back to surplus warehouse all the time.

All in all, I still think men are nastier creatures. NTTAWWT
 
2013-08-26 08:39:46 PM

jtown: What kind of an animal leaves their bloody [anything] on the floor?


It is from Manatee county.  Make your own conclusions.
 
2013-08-26 08:44:07 PM

Centerpoint: Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: Just blame the dog.

Don't most dogs pull them outta the trash. ...


It's like an "after dinner mint" to them after feasting on cat turds from the litter box.  Then they floss with the pull cord to finish up.
 
2013-08-26 09:32:03 PM
You know, there really is much less pain and suffering to all involved if a woman simply acquires a Diva Cup. Mind you, they can get pretty nasty if you don't 1) empty at least once a day, preferably twice, and 2) boil/bleach/soak in peroxide/otherwise sanitize them between periods. Also, if you're over 30 and have no children and are not sexually active, get the smaller one, no matter what they say. And if you're too squeamish to cope with your own period, wait till you grow up to get one.

Nevertheless, when used properly, the Diva Cup will save you money, help conserve natural resources and protect the environment, and completely fail to interfere with receiving cunnilingus.

/Not even being paid for this
//I'm telling you, I farking love this product
 
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