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(Daily Monitor (Uganda))   Tank Girl, Somalia edition   (monitor.co.ug) divider line 68
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2013-08-25 05:20:15 PM
Does it suck as bad as the movie?
 
2013-08-25 05:26:30 PM
Did'nt Tank Girl end up scissoring with that one lez fromRoseanne? Or went down on Blossom? Something like.
 
2013-08-25 05:29:10 PM

bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?

Tank Girl

> Sharknado.

/"It wasn't as bad as Sharknado" doesn't really say much, though, does it?
 
2013-08-25 05:30:53 PM

bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?


You actually remember the film?
 
2013-08-25 05:33:40 PM

bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?


dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-08-25 05:34:50 PM

ArcadianRefugee: bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?

Tank Girl > Sharknado.

/"It wasn't as bad as Sharknado" doesn't really say much, though, does it?


And that's why we to come up with a shark based movie in which they learn to operate heavy machinery.
 
2013-08-25 05:35:52 PM

uber humper: bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?

You actually remember the film?


It's kinda hard to forget.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-25 05:35:55 PM
Not an easy job. Good luck.
 
IP
2013-08-25 05:37:56 PM
I bet she can't park worth shiat.
 
2013-08-25 05:37:59 PM
I preferred Jet Girl, myself.

/Naomi Watts FTW
 
2013-08-25 05:40:20 PM
"When al-Shabaab heard that a female tank was leading the column of the tanks to attack Afgooye, they all fled"

Prolly doesn't help your fundamentalist street cred to get killed by a girl with a tank.
 
2013-08-25 05:40:26 PM
Why is the tank wearing a condom?
 
2013-08-25 05:40:47 PM
bwilson27
Does it suck as bad as the movie?

Unpossible! Ooooo, ooo, Ow My Balls is on.
 
2013-08-25 05:41:59 PM

UsikFark: Why is the tank wearing a condom?


To keep the sand out of its vag.
 
2013-08-25 05:43:22 PM
What NewportBarGuy typed above. In spades, clubs, hearts & diamonds.
You Go Girls!!!
 
2013-08-25 05:43:35 PM

uber humper: bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?

You actually remember the film?


Who could ever forget THIS bullshiat?
www.badmovies.org
 
2013-08-25 05:45:01 PM
wasn't it supposed to be topless day?
 
2013-08-25 05:56:30 PM
Jesus, what is that? A ww2 era soviet tank? T-62 maybe? Looks like it has about as much armor as a armored personnel carrier. What a farking piece of shiat.
 
2013-08-25 05:57:54 PM
or known by the alternate title "How I learned to not get raped in Somalia"
 
2013-08-25 05:57:57 PM

bwilson27: uber humper: bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?

You actually remember the film?

Who could ever forget THIS bullshiat?


Back in the days of usenet, someone posted a photo of Ice-T in full body makeup, complete with two-foot kangaroo schlong. It has haunted me ever since.
 
2013-08-25 06:02:40 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I preferred Jet Girl, myself.

/Naomi Watts FTW


Yep.  She cleans up niiiiiiice.

img2.timeinc.net
 
2013-08-25 06:04:33 PM

bwilson27: uber humper: bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?

You actually remember the film?

Who could ever forget THIS bullshiat?
[www.badmovies.org image 500x200]


Man, Ice-T is tryin', but YOU AIN'T HELPIN' NONE!
 
2013-08-25 06:10:45 PM

camarugala: ArcadianRefugee: bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?

Tank Girl > Sharknado.

/"It wasn't as bad as Sharknado" doesn't really say much, though, does it?

And that's why we to come up with a shark based movie in which they learn to operate heavy machinery.


Shark Girl?
 
2013-08-25 06:13:50 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-25 06:14:13 PM
Lori Petty is a farking babe.  And she even dates farkers:

static.cinemagia.ro
 
2013-08-25 06:14:45 PM

ArcadianRefugee: bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?

Tank Girl > Sharknado.


I'm taking bets.  Which movie will come out first: "Tanknado" or "Sharks in a Tank"?  And will Samuel L. Jackson star in either?
 
2013-08-25 06:18:35 PM

ciberido: ArcadianRefugee: bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?

Tank Girl > Sharknado.

I'm taking bets.  Which movie will come out first: "Tanknado" or "Sharks in a Tank"?  And will Samuel L. Jackson star in either?


Nick Fury Cameo
 
2013-08-25 06:27:39 PM
Oh, jumping off a tank is so cute.
 
2013-08-25 06:36:10 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Jesus, what is that? A ww2 era soviet tank? T-62 maybe? Looks like it has about as much armor as a armored personnel carrier. What a farking piece of shiat.


Does it have more armor than this?
cdn2.horseedmedia.net
 
2013-08-25 06:37:14 PM

bwilson27: uber humper: bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?

You actually remember the film?

Who could ever forget THIS bullshiat?
[www.badmovies.org image 500x200]


I just watched the trailer on youtube and it all flashed back to me.

And I do me flashback.
 
2013-08-25 06:39:32 PM

jaytkay: Bit'O'Gristle: Jesus, what is that? A ww2 era soviet tank? T-62 maybe? Looks like it has about as much armor as a armored personnel carrier. What a farking piece of shiat.

Does it have more armor than this?
[cdn2.horseedmedia.net image 600x400]


Meat armor makes for great protection.  That's one time it's good to be lucky Pierre.
 
2013-08-25 06:39:41 PM

fusillade762: camarugala: ArcadianRefugee: bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?

Tank Girl > Sharknado.

/"It wasn't as bad as Sharknado" doesn't really say much, though, does it?

And that's why we to come up with a shark based movie in which they learn to operate heavy machinery.

Shark Girl?


Oh yeah! Shark girl plus something like Species w/ Ben Kingsley starring as the Dr. makes a female shark that (like Species) just wants to get laid in order to reproduce more land based sharks.
I think we have a countdown to SciFi genius here.
 
2013-08-25 06:52:11 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Jesus, what is that? A ww2 era soviet tank? T-62 maybe? Looks like it has about as much armor as a armored personnel carrier. What a farking piece of shiat.


It appears to be a T-62M.
 
2013-08-25 07:05:18 PM

camarugala: fusillade762: camarugala: ArcadianRefugee: bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?

Tank Girl > Sharknado.

/"It wasn't as bad as Sharknado" doesn't really say much, though, does it?

And that's why we to come up with a shark based movie in which they learn to operate heavy machinery.

Shark Girl?

Oh yeah! Shark girl plus something like Species w/ Ben Kingsley starring as the Dr. makes a female shark that (like Species) just wants to get laid in order to reproduce more land based sharks.
I think we have a countdown to SciFi genius here.


I've already seen a rough draft of the sequel.  It involves cybernetically implanting frickin' laser beams.
 
2013-08-25 07:22:29 PM

fusillade762: camarugala: ArcadianRefugee: bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?

Tank Girl > Sharknado.

/"It wasn't as bad as Sharknado" doesn't really say much, though, does it?

And that's why we to come up with a shark based movie in which they learn to operate heavy machinery.

Shark Girl?


How did you manage not to see the abomination that was
 
2013-08-25 07:23:36 PM
(oops)

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-08-25 07:25:09 PM

ciberido: camarugala: fusillade762: camarugala: ArcadianRefugee: bwilson27: Does it suck as bad as the movie?

Tank Girl > Sharknado.

/"It wasn't as bad as Sharknado" doesn't really say much, though, does it?

And that's why we to come up with a shark based movie in which they learn to operate heavy machinery.

Shark Girl?

Oh yeah! Shark girl plus something like Species w/ Ben Kingsley starring as the Dr. makes a female shark that (like Species) just wants to get laid in order to reproduce more land based sharks.
I think we have a countdown to SciFi genius here.

I've already seen a rough draft of the sequel.  It involves cybernetically implanting frickin' laser beams.


Holy Snot! I Totally didn't give a thought to lasers. Okay here we go: A genetically engineered shark that can adapt to land plus it has the powers of the Predaten and kills while posing as an FBI investigator.
It would be kinda like Dexter but with lasers, thermal vision. etc.
Plus... Wait for it. It's a Ghost Shark! It spends its time killing while investigating FEMA disaster areas + Inclement whether + Detectives with questionable motives,

This might work man... Let's submit it to the SyFi Chanel
 
2013-08-25 07:26:38 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Jesus, what is that? A ww2 era soviet tank? T-62 maybe? Looks like it has about as much armor as a armored personnel carrier. What a farking piece of shiat.


I think it is a T-54/55, probably capable of stopping an old rpg-7 round, which is probably all it will face.
 
2013-08-25 07:31:14 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Jesus, what is that? A ww2 era soviet tank? T-62 maybe? Looks like it has about as much armor as a armored personnel carrier. What a farking piece of shiat.


It looks like a T-55 with uparmorred turret. I'd love to drive around in that thing and blast off a few 100mm rounds.
 
2013-08-25 07:45:44 PM
Maj. Jane Mukasa, the most senior Ugandan female officer in Mogadishu She is the most senior Ugandan female officer in Mogadishu and heads all female combatants in the mission. She is charged with keeping the female officers in order. "I instill discipline and courage whenever it's needed,"

Go on...
 
2013-08-25 07:54:24 PM

Jammybee: Bit'O'Gristle: Jesus, what is that? A ww2 era soviet tank? T-62 maybe? Looks like it has about as much armor as a armored personnel carrier. What a farking piece of shiat.

I think it is a T-54/55, probably capable of stopping an old rpg-7 round, which is probably all it will face.


Looks a lot like a T-54/55. funky turret though, probably an AM2B with the Laser range finder and all. Not a bad piece of equipment if your enemy is fighting you with anything less than a 3rd generation MBT. We went into Iraq back in '91 with its American equivelent the M60 Patton and the M60 wasnt nearly as good ton for ton as a comparably upgraded T55
 
2013-08-25 07:54:32 PM

IP: I bet she can't park worth shiat.


That's why she drives a tank.
 
2013-08-25 08:04:42 PM
After doing some more research, it looks like a T-55AM2B.
 
2013-08-25 08:13:18 PM
And JUST like a woman driver, they dont keep their ride clean and tidy. Thats a sloppy looking tank
 
2013-08-25 08:21:10 PM
This isnt all that cool. Just saying.
 
2013-08-25 08:25:11 PM

dbirchall: (oops)

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 351x500]


Okay I totally dropped the ball on that one.
 
2013-08-25 08:44:16 PM

jaytkay: Bit'O'Gristle: Jesus, what is that? A ww2 era soviet tank? T-62 maybe? Looks like it has about as much armor as a armored personnel carrier. What a farking piece of shiat.

Does it have more armor than this?
[cdn2.horseedmedia.net image 600x400]


I love technicals.
 
2013-08-25 08:49:28 PM
Frankly this is the answer to all the Middle East Wars.  We stop arming all these different Male dominated religious factions and only arm the women.
 
2013-08-25 09:05:33 PM
The local Islamist must be crapping there pants.
 
2013-08-25 09:07:56 PM

Subtle_Canary: And JUST like a woman driver, they dont keep their ride clean and tidy. Thats a sloppy looking tank


She is a 32 year old PRIVATE. She didn't get to be a private by doing things right.
 
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