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(Daily Mail)   Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson 2: electric boogaloo   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 47
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2013-08-25 01:26:22 PM
Good for them!  From what I've heard about their relationship with each other over the last few years, I've sort of been expecting this might happen.
 
2013-08-25 01:45:15 PM
So he is still porking her.
 
2013-08-25 03:58:09 PM
Which means Dodi Fayed is automatically Grand Duke of Nottinghamshiresex.
 
2013-08-25 04:14:43 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
She probably isn't happy, since Fergie did try to sell access to Prince Andrew. And was photographed topless with that Texan back in the 90s...
 
2013-08-25 05:04:08 PM
she may want to stay away from tunnels....
 
2013-08-25 05:08:06 PM
I don't know much about Royal protocol, but isn't the body supposed to be in the back of the hearse?


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-08-25 05:08:37 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

There's no way that these things aren't lizards, no way at all.
 
2013-08-25 05:10:13 PM

YoOjo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x422]

There's no way that these things aren't lizards, no way at all.


The one in the middle escaped from the video to "Black Hole Sun".
 
2013-08-25 05:15:00 PM
SILLY HAT THREAD!

www.zap2it.com
 
2013-08-25 05:15:27 PM

YoOjo: There's no way that these things aren't lizards, no way at all.


werewolves from space, their werewolves from space,
 
2013-08-25 05:16:01 PM
Now they can ALL wear silly hats!

/Eugenia's hat frightened me
 
2013-08-25 05:17:11 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: SILLY HAT THREAD!

[www.zap2it.com image 519x580]


It's the kind of hat I'd expect to find in the Harry Potter universe with some horrible curse upon it.
 
2013-08-25 05:20:32 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: SILLY HAT THREAD!

[www.zap2it.com image 519x580]


She actually has teeth like a 5yo horse. In this case, horse-faced is not just an ad hominem attack.

kids.darley.co.uk
 
2013-08-25 05:24:09 PM
I always hoped these two crazy kids could work it out.
 
2013-08-25 05:26:13 PM
Anyone else tired of the "electric boogaloo " thing?
 
2013-08-25 05:32:38 PM

FunkOut: Britney Spear's Speculum: SILLY HAT THREAD!

[www.zap2it.com image 519x580]

It's the kind of hat I'd expect to find in the Harry Potter universe with some horrible curse upon it.


My personal theory is that the York girls were told to wear something that made them look gauche to emphasize the Middleton sisters' poise.  After all, everyone involved in that had to have had their clothes pre-approved.  Camilla and Catherine's mother even wore reasonable identical dresses with reversed main/accent colors.  There is no way a protocol officer approved "Callgirl and Bidet" as fashion choices without some reasoning.  Hence: the bride and her sister will do "simple, elegant, regal", while the other two high-ranking young women will do "OMGWTFBBQ - are you kidding me?", thus the Middletons cannot help but look good.

My other theory based on clothes choice is that Catherine is stone blind.  "Dear, just move toward the blob that is so red the glare penetrates lead - that's William; if you get caught in a curtain sash, that's Harry,"
 
2013-08-25 05:34:47 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: SILLY HAT THREAD!

[www.zap2it.com image 519x580]


Am I the only one who thinks her milliner just threw his hands up one day and said, "That girl will wear any goddamn thing.  You watch, Antoine - I swear, I am going to make a silk-covered toilet seat, and she'll wear it."
 
2013-08-25 05:37:29 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum :SILLY HAT THREAD!

Good god, she's all teeth and eyes!

I have the wierdest boner right now.
 
2013-08-25 05:37:29 PM

YoOjo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x422]

There's no way that these things aren't lizards, no way at all.


I'm afraid she might go to nibble and end up biting my c***and b***s off.
 
2013-08-25 05:38:20 PM

phalamir: FunkOut: Britney Spear's Speculum: SILLY HAT THREAD!

[www.zap2it.com image 519x580]

It's the kind of hat I'd expect to find in the Harry Potter universe with some horrible curse upon it.

My personal theory is that the York girls were told to wear something that made them look gauche to emphasize the Middleton sisters' poise.  After all, everyone involved in that had to have had their clothes pre-approved.  Camilla and Catherine's mother even wore reasonable identical dresses with reversed main/accent colors.  There is no way a protocol officer approved "Callgirl and Bidet" as fashion choices without some reasoning.  Hence: the bride and her sister will do "simple, elegant, regal", while the other two high-ranking young women will do "OMGWTFBBQ - are you kidding me?", thus the Middletons cannot help but look good.

My other theory based on clothes choice is that Catherine is stone blind.  "Dear, just move toward the blob that is so red the glare penetrates lead - that's William; if you get caught in a curtain sash, that's Harry,"


Good theory but you might be overthinking it.
She, Eugenie, was simply exhibiting her availability to potential suitors, as is the norm with unmarried women attending weddings.
In this case she chose to advertise her close resemblance to a coked-up farking horse drowning in a toilet.
I imagine she is still single.
 
2013-08-25 05:38:31 PM
Did anyone else catch that little kid photobombing the wedding pic?
i.dailymail.co.uk
That's a nose-pickin' if I ever saw one.
 
2013-08-25 05:39:49 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: milliner


I learned something new today. Thanks!
 
2013-08-25 05:44:39 PM

StopLurkListen: Benevolent Misanthrope: milliner

I learned something new today. Thanks!


You're welcome.  My work here is done.
 
2013-08-25 05:47:23 PM
Whyever Not, even if HM Lilibet is displeased.
 
2013-08-25 05:52:06 PM

YoOjo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x422]

There's no way that these things aren't lizards, no way at all.


Holy crap she's a Corinthian!
 
2013-08-25 06:01:06 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: SILLY HAT THREAD!


lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-08-25 06:02:33 PM

YoOjo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x422]

There's no way that these things aren't lizards, no way at all.


I can't believe I hadn't made the connection.
 
2013-08-25 06:03:34 PM

Mugato: Anyone else tired of the "electric boogaloo " thing?

Yes.

Benevolent Misanthrope: Britney Spear's Speculum: SILLY HAT THREAD!
[www.zap2it.com image 519x580]
Am I the only one who thinks her milliner just threw his hands up one day and said, "That girl will wear any goddamn thing.  You watch, Antoine - I swear, I am going to make a silk-covered toilet seat, and she'll wear it."

I think this is one the officially approved ways of British people to show how batshiat crazy they are while maintaining their supposed social status.
 
2013-08-25 06:04:28 PM

laulaja: Whyever Not, even if HM Lilibet is displeased.


According to TFA, she is OK with it. The problem is that hubby of hers
 
2013-08-25 06:06:15 PM

eyeq360: Mugato: Anyone else tired of the "electric boogaloo " thing?
Yes.



Yes: Part Two - Electric Boogaloo
 
2013-08-25 06:09:07 PM

Whatchoo Talkinbout: she's all teeth and eyes!


There's a whole lot more there than teeth and eyes.

lh3.googleusercontent.com

/ Too much more for my taste, but still...
 
2013-08-25 06:11:17 PM

jaytkay: Britney Spear's Speculum: SILLY HAT THREAD!

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 620x387]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-25 06:14:55 PM

jaytkay: Whatchoo Talkinbout: she's all teeth and eyes!

There's a whole lot more there than teeth and eyes.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 223x550]

/ Too much more for my taste, but still...


Her face looks a lot like Kanye West there, I doubt she's as much of a pissy little princess as him but they'd make a fine pair.
 
2013-08-25 06:15:33 PM

jaytkay: Whatchoo Talkinbout: she's all teeth and eyes!

There's a whole lot more there than teeth and eyes.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 223x550]

/ Too much more for my taste, but still...


She's gotta sort of chubby-hot thing going there. I'd do her after a 12 pack of Keystones *IF* she paid for smokes.
 
2013-08-25 06:17:58 PM

grokca: So he is still porking her.


When you get into your 50's you may find the number of halfway decent looking women that will still let you pork them getting smaller. You just have to settle for what you can get. She doesn't look all that bad herself for 53. Plus you know the saying about Older women. They don't Tell............
 
2013-08-25 06:18:11 PM

Bslim: jaytkay: Whatchoo Talkinbout: she's all teeth and eyes!

There's a whole lot more there than teeth and eyes.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 223x550]

/ Too much more for my taste, but still...

She's gotta sort of chubby-hot thing going there. I'd do her after a 12 pack of Keystones *IF* she paid for smokes.


She's run a marathon, so it's big-boned-hot.  Gets it from her mother, who is certainly no bag of antlers.
 
2013-08-25 06:24:55 PM
FTFA: "Revelation comes after Fergie joined her ex-husband on a trip to Balmoral"

Ok I read that wrong and thought it said "a trip to Baltimore".
I wud liek wut?
 
2013-08-25 06:31:11 PM

Bslim: jaytkay: Whatchoo Talkinbout: she's all teeth and eyes!

There's a whole lot more there than teeth and eyes.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 223x550]

/ Too much more for my taste, but still...

She's gotta sort of chubby-hot thing going there. I'd do her after a 12 pack of Keystones *IF* she paid for smokes.


Both the sisters look a bit pear shaped.  Or maybe those outfits do in fact make them look fat.
 
2013-08-25 06:34:56 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Britney Spear's Speculum: SILLY HAT THREAD!

[www.zap2it.com image 519x580]

Am I the only one who thinks her milliner just threw his hands up one day and said, "That girl will wear any goddamn thing.  You watch, Antoine - I swear, I am going to make a silk-covered toilet seat, and she'll wear it."


I heard at the time that the girls wore the silly hats out of protest because their mother wasn't invited to the wedding.

Did that ever amount to anything?
 
2013-08-25 07:20:45 PM

YoOjo: There's no way that these things aren't lizards, no way at all.


In every picture of the Royals, I can only see Wallace & Gromit characters.
 
2013-08-25 07:26:49 PM
OK. Just as long as I don't end up paying.

/British taxpayer
//Actually it's not OK. I'd dump the lot of them
///Anyone want a second hand royal family? Slightly dysfunctional.
 
2013-08-25 07:28:33 PM
Sex with the ex?
 
2013-08-25 07:30:10 PM

jamspoon: Anyone want a second hand royal family? Slightly dysfunctional.


How much for just the Kate one?
 
2013-08-25 07:53:17 PM

jamspoon: OK. Just as long as I don't end up paying.

/British taxpayer
//Actually it's not OK. I'd dump the lot of them
///Anyone want a second hand royal family? Slightly dysfunctional.


*raises hand*

How much for just Hot Harry?
 
2013-08-25 09:56:57 PM
Sarah's just like Monica Lewinsky: plump nerd girl gets swept off her feet by a somewhat powerful, somewhat hot guy.  It works for a while ... then the real world hits her hard, making her do stupid things.

That poor woman and her poor babydaddy.  No one else will have them, so they have to shack up together in their old age.
 
2013-08-26 01:18:58 AM
Randy Andy gettin' some candy.  From an old source though..
 
2013-08-26 10:00:56 PM
If you broke up with someone once, getting back together is a risk that should be avoided.
 
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