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(Daily Mail)   Mike Tyson admits lying for ears about his drinking and drugs habit. Says he's close to biting the dust   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 66
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2013-08-25 01:01:39 PM
I hear you, subby. I hear you...
 
2013-08-25 01:38:08 PM
That's just ludacrith.
 
2013-08-25 02:17:00 PM
Go on SUBBY, we're all ears.
 
2013-08-25 02:30:04 PM
His bout against his most formidable opponent is not unlike any other his memorable fights.  Everyone talks about it for weeks or months, but the fight itself is over in 90 seconds.  Drug abuse is the champion.
 
2013-08-25 03:06:44 PM
Meh, how many celebrity drubks and junkies out there claim to be on their death bed and still live another 40 years? Boo hoo
 
2013-08-25 04:12:27 PM
Subby just got a visit from Tyson, I wonder what was discussed?

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...oh.
 
2013-08-25 04:12:59 PM
Subby:

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2013-08-25 04:13:11 PM
Looks like the pigeons are coming home to roost.
 
2013-08-25 04:16:52 PM
That's thome F*cked Thit.
 
2013-08-25 04:16:58 PM
I thought it was cool of him to go out there and basically say "I'm a liar. I've got a problem. Well, problems."

*shrug*
 
2013-08-25 04:18:16 PM
Wonder what he would have turned out to be if he had never been managed by Don King. But then Tyson wasn't smart enough to avoid Robin Givens or from raping that woman, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
 
2013-08-25 04:18:36 PM
Get well soon Champ.
 
2013-08-25 04:20:48 PM
In thum ways he remindth me of Thunny Lithpin.
 
2013-08-25 04:21:06 PM

skinink: Wonder what he would have turned out to be if he had never been managed by Don King. But then Tyson wasn't smart enough to avoid Robin Givens or from raping that woman, so I guess it doesn't really matter.


He has women sign a consent waiver before he'll sick his dick in them now.  That's pretty smart.
 
2013-08-25 04:21:35 PM
He can't die without taking the title back from Little Mac.
 
2013-08-25 04:25:49 PM

MNguy: skinink: Wonder what he would have turned out to be if he had never been managed by Don King. But then Tyson wasn't smart enough to avoid Robin Givens or from raping that woman, so I guess it doesn't really matter.

He has women sign a consent waiver before he'll sick his dick in them now.  That's pretty smart.


Should serve as a warning to any female even considering getting anywhere near him.
 
2013-08-25 04:26:41 PM
I don't get the "on my death bed" thing. I skimmed TFA really fast and saw no mention of imminent demise. Is it liver and kidney failure? Throat cancer? Heart disease? Or is he just saying that he could die any moment due to the lifestyle.
 
2013-08-25 04:27:02 PM

MNguy: skinink: Wonder what he would have turned out to be if he had never been managed by Don King. But then Tyson wasn't smart enough to avoid Robin Givens or from raping that woman, so I guess it doesn't really matter.

He has women sign a consent waiver before he'll sick his dick in them now.  That's pretty smart.


Sick his dick on women works here too, oddly enough.
 
2013-08-25 04:35:41 PM
Why the sad face subby?

It's only the luck of the life lottery he wasn't what he has shown himself to be time after time. A common street thug that like a rabid bull dog would/should have eventually been put down by the natural order of life.

/Just stating the obvious.
 
2013-08-25 04:36:57 PM

Witness99: I don't get the "on my death bed" thing. I skimmed TFA really fast and saw no mention of imminent demise. Is it liver and kidney failure? Throat cancer? Heart disease? Or is he just saying that he could die any moment due to the lifestyle.


The SI.com article didnt mention it either. Just that he said he is dying. I think he is not smart enough to say "I will die soon if I don't stop drinking". He is promoting some fight somewhere and me thinks the severity of the statement was to AW his fight.
 
2013-08-25 04:39:09 PM
Good documentary. You wouldn't think that a long conversation with MIke Tyson would be that interesting, but it really was.

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2013-08-25 04:42:04 PM

Piizzadude: Witness99: I don't get the "on my death bed" thing. I skimmed TFA really fast and saw no mention of imminent demise. Is it liver and kidney failure? Throat cancer? Heart disease? Or is he just saying that he could die any moment due to the lifestyle.

The SI.com article didnt mention it either. Just that he said he is dying. I think he is not smart enough to say "I will die soon if I don't stop drinking". He is promoting some fight somewhere and me thinks the severity of the statement was to AW his fight.


I heard Stern interview him.Mike was telling a story about his friend who had 'kilt' himself.Said it twice...Kilt.

/I can even say killed anymore

//He likes Kilt
 
2013-08-25 04:43:17 PM

megarian: I thought it was cool of him to go out there and basically say "I'm a liar. I've got a problem. Well, problems."

*shrug*


Thought so too. That's really admirable and takes guts.

But apparently the public's arbitrary bloodlust refuses to be sated. Nothing short of death is acceptable.
 
2013-08-25 04:44:35 PM
I hope he kicks the habit, and then knocks it out. bla bla boxing pun. but seriously. he's an interesting person and has been through shiat. I hope he recovers.
 
2013-08-25 04:47:02 PM
I didn't think he looked very healthy.
 
2013-08-25 04:53:01 PM
I like Mike a lot. I can relate in a sense to the demons that haunt him. Huge admission for the champ and I hope he continues his sober living.
 
2013-08-25 04:54:20 PM

FunkOut: I didn't think he looked very healthy.


It's probably just the shock his body is going through as he DTs making him think he's dying, unless he has liver problems he's not mentioning.

I never drank regularly enough to get addicted, but i became convinced i was going to die at one point when i quit smoking.
 
2013-08-25 05:03:10 PM
Frak puns have reached a new lobe
 
2013-08-25 05:04:04 PM
He was pretty good in The Hangover.

/I can feel it comin' in the air tonight..
 
2013-08-25 05:05:01 PM
The whole Mike Tyson glorification of the past 6 years is baffling. He's a mildly retarded degenerate who was pretty good at a sport almost 30 years ago. Wtf
 
2013-08-25 05:06:58 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The whole Mike Tyson glorification of the past 6 years is baffling.


Really? The guy couldn't even catch a break from the public when his daughter died tragically.
 
2013-08-25 05:07:42 PM
PLEASE! call me when he is "actually" on his death bed! so I can go to the hospital, pull out all the tubes, and punch him in the face as hard as I can!
I KILT MIKE TYSON!
 
2013-08-25 05:09:08 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The whole Mike Tyson glorification of the past 6 years is baffling. He's a mildly retarded degenerate who was pretty good at a sport almost 30 years ago. Wtf


So you don't think this man is capable of recovery and redemption?  Is that what you're saying?
 
2013-08-25 05:14:14 PM

AeAe: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The whole Mike Tyson glorification of the past 6 years is baffling. He's a mildly retarded degenerate who was pretty good at a sport almost 30 years ago. Wtf

So you don't think this man is capable of recovery and redemption?  Is that what you're saying?


Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard.
 
2013-08-25 05:19:08 PM

Witness99: I don't get the "on my death bed" thing. I skimmed TFA really fast and saw no mention of imminent demise. Is it liver and kidney failure? Throat cancer? Heart disease? Or is he just saying that he could die any moment due to the lifestyle.


This is coming from the guy who told everyone "I broked my back." "Yeah, its spinal".

He aint no doctor!
 
2013-08-25 05:32:21 PM
I thought he faded into Bolivian years ago...
 
2013-08-25 05:33:42 PM
The weirdest part is... He's a good farking liar.. He's been cool as shiat, nice as shiat, and hilarious for quite a long time now..  He may be a addict still but at least he somehow learned to deal with the demons..
 
2013-08-25 05:37:37 PM
I'm hoping he becomes this decade's George Foreman.
 
2013-08-25 05:50:56 PM
Mike Tyson has revealed that he is on the verge of dying from alcohol and drug abuse after years of lying about being sober.
The former heavyweight champion made the startling revelation while at a press conference to promote ESPN's Friday Night Fights at the Turning Stone Resort in Verona, New York on Friday.
'I'm a bad guy sometimes,' he said. 'I did a lot of bad things, and I want to be forgiven... I wanna change my life, I wanna live a different life now. I wanna live my sober life.
'I don't wanna die. I'm on the verge of dying, because I'm a vicious alcoholic.'

/
Well, you're an alkie, and a drug addict, along with being a bastard and a rapist, and god knows what else you got away with. Too bad now that you're "dying" you want to be forgiven and not be such a complete asshole.  Better late than never i guess, but don't expect me to shed any tears for you, you were an animal, worse even.
 
2013-08-25 05:52:19 PM

phenn: MNguy: skinink: Wonder what he would have turned out to be if he had never been managed by Don King. But then Tyson wasn't smart enough to avoid Robin Givens or from raping that woman, so I guess it doesn't really matter.

He has women sign a consent waiver before he'll sick his dick in them now.  That's pretty smart.

Should serve as a warning to any female even considering getting anywhere near him.


/any woman wiling to be farked by that piece of shiat deserves whatever she gets.  You get what you desire. Have fun with that.
 
2013-08-25 05:53:39 PM

Piizzadude: Witness99: I don't get the "on my death bed" thing. I skimmed TFA really fast and saw no mention of imminent demise. Is it liver and kidney failure? Throat cancer? Heart disease? Or is he just saying that he could die any moment due to the lifestyle.

The SI.com article didnt mention it either. Just that he said he is dying. I think he is not smart enough to say "I will die soon if I don't stop drinking". He is promoting some fight somewhere and me thinks the severity of the statement was to AW his fight.


/agree, he looked pretty healthy for a "dying" guy. Ill bet he meant "if i dont stop, ill die." Don't care. Never liked him anyway.
 
2013-08-25 05:59:15 PM
I doubt he means he thinks his body will crap-out and expire on him, he's almost certainly talking about suicide.
Addiction and suicide are quite friendly with each other.
 
2013-08-25 06:11:50 PM
Just because we would lose a bi-polar sadistic rapist with nationalistic tendencies isn't a reason to celebrate.

Oh, maybe it is.
 
2013-08-25 06:14:30 PM

I stole this comment from a Farker who posted it years ago, but I still love it.


assets.nydailynews.com
Once we were kings.
 
2013-08-25 06:17:38 PM
TRANSLATION:  "I am a useless, washed--up attention whore and this is the only way left to make money."

That about get it?
 
2013-08-25 06:18:14 PM

Rapmaster2000: I stole this comment from a Farker who posted it years ago, but I still love it.


[assets.nydailynews.com image 575x420]
Once we were kings.


Who's the tiny white guy in the foreground?
 
2013-08-25 06:21:44 PM

YoOjo: Rapmaster2000: I stole this comment from a Farker who posted it years ago, but I still love it.


[assets.nydailynews.com image 575x420]
Once we were kings.

Who's the tiny white guy in the foreground?


Their Cocaine Kingpin.
 
2013-08-25 06:23:14 PM

YoOjo: Rapmaster2000: I stole this comment from a Farker who posted it years ago, but I still love it.


[assets.nydailynews.com image 575x420]
Once we were kings.

Who's the tiny white guy in the foreground background?


Archie Bunker.
 
2013-08-25 06:57:58 PM
Maybe he is serious. He did go over and ask for forgiveness from Teddy Atlas last Friday. Teddy returned the hug and really didn't say much about it for the rest of the show even tho Joe Tessitore kept pressing him.
 
2013-08-25 07:09:58 PM

FrancoFile: Looks like the pigeons are coming home to roost.


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