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2013-08-25 02:51:00 PM
5 votes:
...Mr Cole, in his 20s, an IT worker from Darwin...

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-25 02:30:33 PM
4 votes:
images.smh.com.au

As reported by Grand Moff Dobby.
2013-08-25 02:02:20 PM
4 votes:
A man from Darwin, is Darwined.  Is this like rain on your wedding day?
2013-08-25 12:03:44 PM
4 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2013-08-25 03:21:40 PM
3 votes:

bugmn99: Anastacya: The Hutt: The circumstances read like a hoax.

Someone's never seen the show "I Survived". Croc attacks are somewhat common. Especially amongst groups of 20-30 something guys drinking booze and generally trying to show off. One kid in Florida decided to jump in a creek in the middle of the night to swim to the other shore; a croc came out and feasted on his arm. He lived, but the usual booze + bravado = derp is pretty on the mark here.

How did the crocodile end up in Florida?


Crocnado
2013-08-25 01:35:00 PM
3 votes:
A five-metre crocodile was waiting for Mr Cole, in his 20s, an IT worker from Darwin.

Some cities are appropriately named.
2013-08-25 05:45:49 PM
2 votes:
FLAWLESS

i651.photobucket.com

Victory.
2013-08-25 05:00:01 PM
2 votes:
It's a croc eat croc world out there, lemme tell ya..

s17.postimg.org
2013-08-25 03:55:52 PM
2 votes:
Ah, the eternal struggle of IT professional vs crocodile
2013-08-25 03:38:00 PM
2 votes:
A five-metre crocodile was waiting for Mr Cole

Note to self, don't make appointments with crocodiles.
2013-08-25 03:02:56 PM
2 votes:

T.rex: Why are people posting pictures of Darwin?  He never said, "only the smart shall survive".    Hell, great white sharks, and these very crocs have been around some 200 million years and they're probably dumb as shiat.


1) Dude was from Darwin.
2) Sure, but the thing about crocs and sharks is that they are fit in other ways. As humans, we are relatively weak, small, unarmored, clawless, fangless... The only thing we have going for us is intelligence. Toss that out and you're just a snack.
2013-08-25 02:51:50 PM
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Was alcohol involved?


Nah, he just decided to go for a swim, and commune with the local reptiles. Become one with them, if you will...
2013-08-25 02:44:32 PM
2 votes:
I am surprised the boater didn't get killed by a stingray.

i108.photobucket.com
2013-08-25 02:38:50 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

"But nothing's predictable in this tough, harsh, highly competitive world where today's champion is tomorrow's crocodile shiat. And back to you, in the studio, Norman!"
2013-08-25 05:00:43 PM
1 votes:
static.euronews.com

So maybe this is a bad idea?
2013-08-25 04:42:04 PM
1 votes:

kimwim: GBB: HairBolus:
While a 15 meter croc is big I don't think it is large enough to swallow a human whole. Also I don't think dragging the river will dislodge a body if a croc has it firmly wedged underwater to let it ripen. I can't find info on crocodilians actually swallowing full grown humans but still the whole shoot it and cut it open seems rather pointless.

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Here's one that's reported at only 5.5m.  Now imagine it about 3 times longer, then tell me what you think.

That croc seems to be missing a right arm.


Croc like that you don't eat all at once.
2013-08-25 04:00:31 PM
1 votes:

Canton: Gyrfalcon: Was alcohol involved?

Nah, he just decided to go for a swim, and commune with the local reptiles. Become one with them, if you will...

img442.imageshack.us
2013-08-25 03:40:29 PM
1 votes:
They're gonna need a bigger IT worker.
2013-08-25 03:24:50 PM
1 votes:

veedeevadeevoodee: [www.rizzotees.com image 479x480]


i.imgur.com
2013-08-25 03:19:40 PM
1 votes:
www.rizzotees.com
2013-08-25 03:07:37 PM
1 votes:

The Hutt: The circumstances read like a hoax.


Someone's never seen the show "I Survived". Croc attacks are somewhat common. Especially amongst groups of 20-30 something guys drinking booze and generally trying to show off. One kid in Florida decided to jump in a creek in the middle of the night to swim to the other shore; a croc came out and feasted on his arm. He lived, but the usual booze + bravado = derp is pretty on the mark here.
2013-08-25 03:07:16 PM
1 votes:

T.rex: Why are people posting pictures of Darwin?  He never said, "only the smart shall survive".    Hell, great white sharks, and these very crocs have been around some 200 million years and they're probably dumb as shiat.


"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but rather the one most adaptable to change." - Misattributed to Darwin.

Still applies here, as the fellow from TFA failed to adapt to the change in state from not being eaten by a crocodile to being eaten by a crocodile.  He could've grown poisonous spines or a thick carapace, but he didn't.  Ipso facto, pictures of Darwin.
2013-08-25 02:58:45 PM
1 votes:
Why are people posting pictures of Darwin?  He never said, "only the smart shall survive".    Hell, great white sharks, and these very crocs have been around some 200 million years and they're probably dumb as shiat.
2013-08-25 02:52:39 PM
1 votes:
His friends watched helplessly from the bank as the crocodile grabbed him between its jaws and dragged him under the surface of the muddy river about 4pm on Saturday. He hasn't been seen since.

No shiat.
2013-08-25 02:47:51 PM
1 votes:
I'm glad they at-least shot that one random croc to satisfy the blood demand
2013-08-25 02:43:50 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: A five-metre crocodile was waiting for Mr Cole, in his 20s, an IT worker from Darwin.

Some cities are appropriately named.


Of all the countries they could have put a city called Darwin, they had to choose Australia.
2013-08-25 11:50:38 AM
1 votes:
www.macroevolution.net

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