Talondel: spman: serial_crusher: spman: Teaching third graders about suicide? Fine, I could see that as being a potential issue they may have to deal withWhat kind of horrible childhood did you have?I think for sex and drugs it's about getting the brainwashing in early. You're impressionable enough at that age that a police officer coming to your school telling you drugs are bad makes a difference that lasts./ My school did DARE in 5th grade. I knew of a couple kids experimenting with pot in 6th.In the sense that even children deal with depression, and are aware of the concept of death and the permanence of it, I could see suicide being an issue children might deal with. On the other hand, unless you live in an abusive household with absent or neglectful parents, no normal kids under the age of maybe 12 is dealing with sex and drugs, and by the time they do, fifth grade is going to be nothing but a fleeting memory.It is not unusual, and certainly not abnormal, for children to masturbate in kindergarten or early elementary school.
Just another Heartland Weirdass: Csb believe it or not. I had a trunk full of fith when I was 9. This was the early 80s heartlandN o farking playboy shiat Hustlers, cherri, private swank all the wayI jacked it to all of em and on the reg. O showed em to the chicks on classes and seached thier faces for any hint of excitement or intrigue. I showed to the boys too told this is hoe a man farks a woman, not that mary jane rotten crotch you been shelling out for.A bunch of us got together and called every farking number in the backpages in order so as not to miss one..I personally told some lady how my cock would punish her butthole before she cleaned me up and thanked me for my savagery. I jack it and jacked and jacked it. I was stealing booze and putting it down. Wild Turkey, jd etc. I packed a shiatty butterfly knife and a good ka bar. I could shoot. Not well but I was in go mode. Some of my older friends had much more lucrative scams and better drugs. I tried coke and other stimulants. The town new it, and they kept their distance. This was before I was 10 years old,in hays Kansas. I was a moderate kid. My brother thou gh....
Thurston Howell: /Never too late to be immature csb: every time my wife asks me to macerate fruit (ie. coat them with sugar/wine/etc prior to dessert-making), I love to make her eye-roll by substituting "masturbate" in subsequent follow-up. "Which fruit did you want me to masturbate? How long does it have to stay in the fridge to be fully masturbated?" etc.
StoPPeRmobile: God and all your dead friends and relatives are watching you masturbate.
haolegirl: , nobody knows what menstrual cramps feels like except a woman...
huchipapa: I was not ready for that conversation/thought process/exposure for another oh 6 years or so.
rkiller1: So they're gonna teach third grade girls masturbation? Isn't that a felony?
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