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(Examiner)   White Castle offers $20,000 to actor Liam Hemsworth's favorite charity because Hemsworth told his "puking White Castle hamburgers" story on Jimmy Kimmel Live. (Video)   (examiner.com) divider line 47
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2013-08-25 10:44:26 AM
White Castle is gross.  I used to like them when I was a drunk teen, but after a couple of decades living in a more civilized part of the country I had the opportunity to go to one when I was sober and it was worse than McDonallds.  Fark that shiat.

And when I was drunk I couldn't tell the difference between White Castle and White Tower.
 
2013-08-25 10:44:54 AM
I never had white castle, if its anything like Krystal I will pass. Mainly because I won't be puking, rather I will have my ass torn apart from the grease.
 
2013-08-25 10:48:54 AM
90 sliders? Damn, Thor can really work up an appetite.
 
2013-08-25 10:49:58 AM

Misconduc: I never had white castle, if its anything like Krystal I will pass. Mainly because I won't be puking, rather I will have my ass torn apart from the grease.




FARK is not your personal erotica site.
 
2013-08-25 10:51:31 AM
I would eat Krystal's for every meal If I could. There isn't one in my town, but when I visit the next town over my car inevitably returns with floorboards littered with dozens of empty slider boxes.

/but I'm also a filthy stoner, so make of it what you will.
 
2013-08-25 10:52:02 AM
peuking and white castle goes hand in hand, just like peuking and taco bell. it's natures way.
 
2013-08-25 10:57:33 AM
I wonder how much McDonalds would give to the original Farker/Author of this little gem


"I got food poisoning from a Chipotle restaurant burrito once. I remember sitting on the toilet,
gripping tight onto the seat so I wouldn't fly off from the sheer jet propulsion. Screaming
as brown cider slime erupted from my leather cheerio, offering prayers to any god or being willing
to grant me surcease or the cold final embrace of death itself. Eventually, I slipped into madness
as endless volleys of greenish viscous horror unleashed from my bowels, blasting like a hellish condemned
freight train through my excruciating tiny butt-gate. I recall with each fresh explosion of agonized
Lovecraftian goo, fresh from my flaming ass-portal I would scream "CHIPOTLEEEEEE!!!" in a tone that
was an unholy mix of mortal fear, humiliation and a deep accusatory boom.
You know, I don't even remember why I told this story. What were we talking about again?"
 
2013-08-25 11:07:52 AM
90?
That's a heck of a lot of white bread.
 
2013-08-25 11:08:16 AM

gravy chugging cretin.: I wonder how much McDonalds would give to the original Farker/Author of this little gem


"I got food poisoning from a Chipotle restaurant burrito once. I remember sitting on the toilet,
gripping tight onto the seat so I wouldn't fly off from the sheer jet propulsion. Screaming
as brown cider slime erupted from my leather cheerio, offering prayers to any god or being willing
to grant me surcease or the cold final embrace of death itself. Eventually, I slipped into madness
as endless volleys of greenish viscous horror unleashed from my bowels, blasting like a hellish condemned
freight train through my excruciating tiny butt-gate. I recall with each fresh explosion of agonized
Lovecraftian goo, fresh from my flaming ass-portal I would scream "CHIPOTLEEEEEE!!!" in a tone that
was an unholy mix of mortal fear, humiliation and a deep accusatory boom.
You know, I don't even remember why I told this story. What were we talking about again?"


That made me laugh so hard I was crying sympathetic tears!   Somebody has a future in fetish porn fiction!
 
2013-08-25 11:32:51 AM
You can tell me a story about throwing up White Castle, and it still makes me hungry for White Castle.
 
2013-08-25 11:44:00 AM

wichitaleaf: 90?
That's a heck of a lot of white bread.


I don't think it's bread. Bread doesn't melt. Unless it's The Savior.
 
2013-08-25 11:45:52 AM

gravy chugging cretin.: I wonder how much McDonalds would give to the original Farker/Author of this little gem


"I got food poisoning from a Chipotle restaurant burrito once. I remember sitting on the toilet,
gripping tight onto the seat so I wouldn't fly off from the sheer jet propulsion. Screaming
as brown cider slime erupted from my leather cheerio, offering prayers to any god or being willing
to grant me surcease or the cold final embrace of death itself. Eventually, I slipped into madness
as endless volleys of greenish viscous horror unleashed from my bowels, blasting like a hellish condemned
freight train through my excruciating tiny butt-gate. I recall with each fresh explosion of agonized
Lovecraftian goo, fresh from my flaming ass-portal I would scream "CHIPOTLEEEEEE!!!" in a tone that
was an unholy mix of mortal fear, humiliation and a deep accusatory boom.
You know, I don't even remember why I told this story. What were we talking about again?"


Jeebus warn a mothafarker before you post something like that! You know, a "Warning: May cause coffee to shoot out your nose like a runaway firehose."
 
2013-08-25 11:54:51 AM
Man, I miss White Castle since I moved.
That said, give that PR guy a raise. They could have tried to sue make some stupid statement but instead went the other way. Good job.
 
2013-08-25 11:55:41 AM
But them titties ain't retarded!
 
2013-08-25 11:56:42 AM
Bad precedent. If they start making charitable donations on behalf of everyone who's ever discovered White Castle sliders slide faster uphill than down, they'll be bankrupt in a matter of hours.
 
2013-08-25 12:19:20 PM

EdgeRunner: Bad precedent. If they start making charitable donations on behalf of everyone who's ever discovered White Castle sliders slide faster uphill than down, they'll be bankrupt in a matter of hours.




Never leave the country, tender tummy boy.
 
2013-08-25 12:19:32 PM
I did not care for their fries.
 
2013-08-25 12:19:41 PM

chewielouie: 90 sliders? Damn, Thor can really work up an appetite.


If only there were a joke about how 90 sliders made his ass feel the next day...
 
2013-08-25 12:22:05 PM
Peeta and Gale puking White Castle would have been hilarious to watch, because Peeta is about half the size of Gale.
 
2013-08-25 12:31:26 PM
During one four year period I ate White Castles twice and threw up only twice during that same period. Both times were after eating White Castles.
 
2013-08-25 12:33:08 PM

StoPPeRmobile: EdgeRunner: Bad precedent. If they start making charitable donations on behalf of everyone who's ever discovered White Castle sliders slide faster uphill than down, they'll be bankrupt in a matter of hours.

Never leave the country, tender tummy boy.


Already have, your smugness, many times, and I've tried all sorts of wild cuisine without any trouble. But just because I've got a stomach like a stainless steel garbage disposal doesn't mean I need to treat it like one.
 
2013-08-25 12:42:57 PM

Esroc: I would eat Krystal's for every meal If I could. There isn't one in my town, but when I visit the next town over my car inevitably returns with floorboards littered with dozens of empty slider boxes.

/but I'm also a filthy stoner, so make of it what you will.


I took a 30 mile detour a recent road trip just so that I could stop by a Krystal.  There are none in my area of FL, but any time I've driving up north I do my best to plan a route that will allow me to stop by one.
 
2013-08-25 01:03:46 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Misconduc: I never had white castle, if its anything like Krystal I will pass. Mainly because I won't be puking, rather I will have my ass torn apart from the grease.



FARK is not your personal erotica site.


No, no let him continue..
 
2013-08-25 01:04:03 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: chewielouie: 90 sliders? Damn, Thor can really work up an appetite.

If only there were a joke about how 90 sliders made his ass feel the next day...


Sadly, the joke doesn't work. This is Thor's little brother. The one from Expendables 2 and The Hunger games.

/"A" for effort, though.
 
2013-08-25 01:08:33 PM

gravy chugging cretin.: I wonder how much McDonalds would give to the original Farker/Author of this little gem


"I got food poisoning from a Chipotle restaurant burrito once. I remember sitting on the toilet,
gripping tight onto the seat so I wouldn't fly off from the sheer jet propulsion. Screaming
as brown cider slime erupted from my leather cheerio, offering prayers to any god or being willing
to grant me surcease or the cold final embrace of death itself. Eventually, I slipped into madness
as endless volleys of greenish viscous horror unleashed from my bowels, blasting like a hellish condemned
freight train through my excruciating tiny butt-gate. I recall with each fresh explosion of agonized
Lovecraftian goo, fresh from my flaming ass-portal I would scream "CHIPOTLEEEEEE!!!" in a tone that
was an unholy mix of mortal fear, humiliation and a deep accusatory boom.
You know, I don't even remember why I told this story. What were we talking about again?"


Kinda reminds me of one of my favorite jokes, the chili cookoff.
 
2013-08-25 01:13:48 PM

EdgeRunner: StoPPeRmobile: EdgeRunner: Bad precedent. If they start making charitable donations on behalf of everyone who's ever discovered White Castle sliders slide faster uphill than down, they'll be bankrupt in a matter of hours.

Never leave the country, tender tummy boy.

Already have, your smugness, many times, and I've tried all sorts of wild cuisine without any trouble. But just because I've got a stomach like a stainless steel garbage disposal doesn't mean I need to treat it like one.




That's some weak ass shiat.
 
2013-08-25 01:26:12 PM
Because White Castle knows there's no such thing as negative publicity, at least when it's not the news.
 
2013-08-25 01:32:52 PM

gravy chugging cretin.: I wonder how much McDonalds would give to the original Farker/Author of this little gem


"I got food poisoning from a Chipotle restaurant burrito once. I remember sitting on the toilet,
gripping tight onto the seat so I wouldn't fly off from the sheer jet propulsion. Screaming
as brown cider slime erupted from my leather cheerio, offering prayers to any god or being willing
to grant me surcease or the cold final embrace of death itself. Eventually, I slipped into madness
as endless volleys of greenish viscous horror unleashed from my bowels, blasting like a hellish condemned
freight train through my excruciating tiny butt-gate. I recall with each fresh explosion of agonized
Lovecraftian goo, fresh from my flaming ass-portal I would scream "CHIPOTLEEEEEE!!!" in a tone that
was an unholy mix of mortal fear, humiliation and a deep accusatory boom.
You know, I don't even remember why I told this story. What were we talking about again?"


www.danreviewstheworld.com
CHIPOLTEEEEEEEEEE!

 
2013-08-25 01:34:28 PM
White Castle farts are the worst ever
/live about 5 minutes walking distance from one
 
2013-08-25 01:46:26 PM
After he watched  Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay he ate 53 cockmeat sandwiches.
 
2013-08-25 01:48:16 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: White Castle farts are the worst ever
/live about 5 minutes walking distance from one


Wait a minute ... Aren't farts supposed to dissipate? How can you live five minutes away from a fart? Are they THAT STRONG?!

Man, I'm staying in Texas. Even Big Boy farts aren't THAT bad.
 
2013-08-25 02:29:35 PM
No white castle or krystals in my area.  So when the wife suggests we visit her folks, I'm all in!  Krystals just across the border as we leave the state.  I've turned it into a contest with the boys "Who can eat the most!"  The boys are in their teens now.  I may loose the contest within the next few visits.

/those that puke must have been created from a weak sperm. 3 week old chinese, no problem.
 
2013-08-25 02:41:10 PM
 
2013-08-25 03:09:47 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: chewielouie: 90 sliders? Damn, Thor can really work up an appetite.

If only there were a joke about how 90 sliders made his ass feel the next day...


Like.it was hit by the hammer of an angry god?
 
2013-08-25 03:55:12 PM
Never been to White Castle. Not interested.
 
2013-08-25 04:17:24 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Never been to White Castle. Not interested.


I dig White Castle, 'cause it's the best, but I'm fly at Fatburger when I'm way out West.
 
2013-08-25 05:16:21 PM
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
Never been to White Castle. Not interested.



 Well lah de dah!
 
2013-08-25 07:05:29 PM

StoPPeRmobile: EdgeRunner: StoPPeRmobile: EdgeRunner: Bad precedent. If they start making charitable donations on behalf of everyone who's ever discovered White Castle sliders slide faster uphill than down, they'll be bankrupt in a matter of hours.

Never leave the country, tender tummy boy.

Already have, your smugness, many times, and I've tried all sorts of wild cuisine without any trouble. But just because I've got a stomach like a stainless steel garbage disposal doesn't mean I need to treat it like one.

That's some weak ass shiat.


That's your best shot? And you intended it as a criticism of my ability to craft a comeback? That's weapons grade irony there, sir. I hope you're wearing proper protective gear to avoid the blowback.
 
2013-08-25 07:09:02 PM

EdgeRunner: StoPPeRmobile: EdgeRunner: StoPPeRmobile: EdgeRunner: Bad precedent. If they start making charitable donations on behalf of everyone who's ever discovered White Castle sliders slide faster uphill than down, they'll be bankrupt in a matter of hours.

Never leave the country, tender tummy boy.

Already have, your smugness, many times, and I've tried all sorts of wild cuisine without any trouble. But just because I've got a stomach like a stainless steel garbage disposal doesn't mean I need to treat it like one.

That's some weak ass shiat.

That's your best shot? And you intended it as a criticism of my ability to craft a comeback? That's weapons grade irony there, sir. I hope you're wearing proper protective gear to avoid the blowback.




Double entendre, FTW.
 
2013-08-25 09:23:15 PM
StoPPeRmobile: Double entendre, FTW.

Oh great, I'm having a conversation with Ben Stiller's character from Dodgeball. That was pretty much his last funny role to date though, so... Touche, sir.
 
2013-08-25 09:38:27 PM
I just ate some White Castles yesterday.

Been farkin' for about twenty-eight hours and countin'
 
2013-08-25 10:17:46 PM
I keep seeing those White Castles in the frozen food section..I have been meaning to buy them.I have never had White Castle.Should I be scared?
 
2013-08-25 10:58:04 PM

Misconduc: I never had white castle, if its anything like Krystal I will pass. Mainly because I won't be puking, rather I will have my ass torn apart from the grease.


Krystal is shiat.  White Castle is awesome on occasion--just like any fast food, I wouldn't eat it every day.  Krystal is just a poor imitation of something that it can never hope to be.
 
2013-08-25 11:26:57 PM

EdgeRunner: StoPPeRmobile: Double entendre, FTW.

Oh great, I'm having a conversation with Ben Stiller's character from Dodgeball. That was pretty much his last funny role to date though, so... Touche, sir.


EdgeRunner: StoPPeRmobile: Double entendre, FTW.

Oh great, I'm having a conversation with Ben Stiller's character from Dodgeball. That was pretty much his last funny role to date though, so... Touche, sir.




I can dodge a wrench.
 
2013-08-25 11:28:52 PM

W.C.fields forever: I keep seeing those White Castles in the frozen food section..I have been meaning to buy them.I have never had White Castle.Should I be scared?


They're pretty good.  I can't comment on how they are compared to real White Castle burgers as I've never had one.  Real Krystal burgers are better than the frozen White Castle burgers though.
 
2013-08-26 03:32:01 AM

W.C.fields forever: I keep seeing those White Castles in the frozen food section..I have been meaning to buy them.I have never had White Castle.Should I be scared?


they are kinda bad, imho
not much at all like the real ones which aren't great either but they are good for what they are
i think at the real place they steam the buns or something...and the beef is a lot more moist than the frozen ones
you'll probably get a much better burger from the store if you just buy some beef and buns
 
2013-08-26 04:29:22 AM

spesimen: W.C.fields forever: I keep seeing those White Castles in the frozen food section..I have been meaning to buy them.I have never had White Castle.Should I be scared?

they are kinda bad, imho
not much at all like the real ones which aren't great either but they are good for what they are
i think at the real place they steam the buns or something...and the beef is a lot more moist than the frozen ones
you'll probably get a much better burger from the store if you just buy some beef and buns


they are delectable, even the frozen ones, but especially the fresh jalapeño ones

plus you can also get fast food fried clam strips.

so that's nice
 
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